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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug - Page 4 EmptySun Feb 19, 2012 7:53 pm

noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
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noeleen phoenix wrote:
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Noeleen Phoenix

The hell.

Noeleen gets up looking rather confused as she looks around the room wondering how she even got here in the first place.

Was this your idea?

Surge's mask raises its eyebrow.

"My idea...? Is there something wrong, Noeleen? I saw a trail of blood while I was walking down the hall and it lead to this room. Being a helpful citizen, I realized there was something wrong and as is my duty, I also decided to help."

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Wonder how much it costs for an hour...

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I think 60 quid.

Surge looks around.

"You alright?"
Noeleen Phoenix

Noeleen sits back down nearly crying because she is that confused and still wondering why she is covered in blood.

Why am .... why... am I.. covered in... blood?

Surge shrugs.

"From what I gather...that time...was last week, so it couldn't possibly be that..."

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Dude, 60 quid!

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"60 qui-I mean...is there anything I can do?"
Noeleen Phoenix

60 quid, you still want the vagina don't you? But you're old.

"Look, Noeleen, I know my swag is hard for women like you to handle, and I caught you at a desperate time, but you can't be coming onto me like this, especially out of weakness."

Surge steps into the room and helps Noeleen up before placing an arm around her waist and starting a walk to the trainer's room.

"I especially don't need you going around all confused and making assumptions. I like to keep the Surge brand nice and clean. Except for those mysterious red stains, those are hard to wash off. I'll tell you what, though, when you feel better you can launch yourself at me."
Noeleen Phoenix

No... I don't mean it like that... I like other people of course..

Noeleen, aided with the help of Surge walks towards the trainer's room.

I'm not a bad person. I know i'm not. A good person infact!

Noeleen starts to speak crap because she has loss a lot of blood so therefore not thinking right.

Noeleen wakes up in a dark room again, and hears banging on the door, as well as Surge yelling.

"Noeleen, open up! Are you okay?"
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug - Page 4 EmptySun Feb 19, 2012 7:57 pm

I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

The hell.

Noeleen gets up looking rather confused as she looks around the room wondering how she even got here in the first place.

Was this your idea?

Surge's mask raises its eyebrow.

"My idea...? Is there something wrong, Noeleen? I saw a trail of blood while I was walking down the hall and it lead to this room. Being a helpful citizen, I realized there was something wrong and as is my duty, I also decided to help."

Quote :
Wonder how much it costs for an hour...

Quote :
I think 60 quid.

Surge looks around.

"You alright?"
Noeleen Phoenix

Noeleen sits back down nearly crying because she is that confused and still wondering why she is covered in blood.

Why am .... why... am I.. covered in... blood?

Surge shrugs.

"From what I gather...that time...was last week, so it couldn't possibly be that..."

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Dude, 60 quid!

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Hell yea, 60 quid!

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60 quid, man!

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"60 qui-I mean...is there anything I can do?"
Noeleen Phoenix

60 quid, you still want the vagina don't you? But you're old.

"Look, Noeleen, I know my swag is hard for women like you to handle, and I caught you at a desperate time, but you can't be coming onto me like this, especially out of weakness."

Surge steps into the room and helps Noeleen up before placing an arm around her waist and starting a walk to the trainer's room.

"I especially don't need you going around all confused and making assumptions. I like to keep the Surge brand nice and clean. Except for those mysterious red stains, those are hard to wash off. I'll tell you what, though, when you feel better you can launch yourself at me."
Noeleen Phoenix

No... I don't mean it like that... I like other people of course..

Noeleen, aided with the help of Surge walks towards the trainer's room.

I'm not a bad person. I know i'm not. A good person infact!

Noeleen starts to speak crap because she has loss a lot of blood so therefore not thinking right.

Noeleen wakes up in a dark room again, and hears banging on the door, as well as Surge yelling.

"Noeleen, open up! Are you okay?"
Noeleen Phoenix

I'm not in a dark room, what are you takling about?
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug - Page 4 EmptySun Feb 19, 2012 7:58 pm

noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

The hell.

Noeleen gets up looking rather confused as she looks around the room wondering how she even got here in the first place.

Was this your idea?

Surge's mask raises its eyebrow.

"My idea...? Is there something wrong, Noeleen? I saw a trail of blood while I was walking down the hall and it lead to this room. Being a helpful citizen, I realized there was something wrong and as is my duty, I also decided to help."

Quote :
Wonder how much it costs for an hour...

Quote :
I think 60 quid.

Surge looks around.

"You alright?"
Noeleen Phoenix

Noeleen sits back down nearly crying because she is that confused and still wondering why she is covered in blood.

Why am .... why... am I.. covered in... blood?

Surge shrugs.

"From what I gather...that time...was last week, so it couldn't possibly be that..."

Quote :
Dude, 60 quid!

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Hell yea, 60 quid!

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60 quid, man!

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60 quid!

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60 quid!

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"60 qui-I mean...is there anything I can do?"
Noeleen Phoenix

60 quid, you still want the vagina don't you? But you're old.

"Look, Noeleen, I know my swag is hard for women like you to handle, and I caught you at a desperate time, but you can't be coming onto me like this, especially out of weakness."

Surge steps into the room and helps Noeleen up before placing an arm around her waist and starting a walk to the trainer's room.

"I especially don't need you going around all confused and making assumptions. I like to keep the Surge brand nice and clean. Except for those mysterious red stains, those are hard to wash off. I'll tell you what, though, when you feel better you can launch yourself at me."
Noeleen Phoenix

No... I don't mean it like that... I like other people of course..

Noeleen, aided with the help of Surge walks towards the trainer's room.

I'm not a bad person. I know i'm not. A good person infact!

Noeleen starts to speak crap because she has loss a lot of blood so therefore not thinking right.

Noeleen wakes up in a dark room again, and hears banging on the door, as well as Surge yelling.

"Noeleen, open up! Are you okay?"
Noeleen Phoenix

I'm not in a dark room, what are you takling about?

That's right, Noeleen isn't in a dark room.

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She's not...?

She's not. She's in...A BARN~!! And instead of being outside, Surge is inside the barn, pressing butter!

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Fuck yea, butter! I love that shit!

He looks at Noeleen.

"You're rolling in cow crap..."
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I'm not in a barn either Surge. NOT IN A BARN.
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noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

I'm not in a barn either Surge. NOT IN A BARN.

That's right, she isn't in a barn.

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So where the Hell are we, then...?

A BED ROOM~!! Noeleen blinks and sees that she is now lying in a bed next to Surge! Surge rolls over and looks at Noeleen.

"Good morning, honey!"

Suddenly, laughter is heard as children run into the room.

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Kids? We hate kids! KILL THEM~!!

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Throw 'em through a window or some shit!

Surge considers it...

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WAIT!! NO!! Those are our kids!

Two boys with Surge masks on jump on top of Surge while yelling "daddy" and all those other words kids say. Surge looks at Noeleen.

"Aren't our boys just precious?"
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I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

I'm not in a barn either Surge. NOT IN A BARN.

That's right, she isn't in a barn.

Quote :
So where the Hell are we, then...?

A BED ROOM~!! Noeleen blinks and sees that she is now lying in a bed next to Surge! Surge rolls over and looks at Noeleen.

"Good morning, honey!"

Suddenly, laughter is heard as children run into the room.

Quote :
Kids? We hate kids! KILL THEM~!!

Quote :
Throw 'em through a window or some shit!

Surge considers it...

Quote :
WAIT!! NO!! Those are our kids!

Two boys with Surge masks on jump on top of Surge while yelling "daddy" and all those other words kids say. Surge looks at Noeleen.

"Aren't our boys just precious?"
Noeleen Phoenix

AAAAAH!

Noeleen forces the bed covers off her and runs out of the room not noticing she is in just a bra and undies.

I DON'T LOVE SURGE.
I'M NOT HIS WIFE.
I DON'T HAVE KIDS.
I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH SURGE.
I DIDN'T AGREE TO ALL OF THIS!


Noeleen continues running through out their apparent house completely going psycho.

I'M NOT A MOM. NO. TOO YOUNG FOR CHILDREN.
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noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

I'm not in a barn either Surge. NOT IN A BARN.

That's right, she isn't in a barn.

Quote :
So where the Hell are we, then...?

A BED ROOM~!! Noeleen blinks and sees that she is now lying in a bed next to Surge! Surge rolls over and looks at Noeleen.

"Good morning, honey!"

Suddenly, laughter is heard as children run into the room.

Quote :
Kids? We hate kids! KILL THEM~!!

Quote :
Throw 'em through a window or some shit!

Surge considers it...

Quote :
WAIT!! NO!! Those are our kids!

Two boys with Surge masks on jump on top of Surge while yelling "daddy" and all those other words kids say. Surge looks at Noeleen.

"Aren't our boys just precious?"
Noeleen Phoenix

AAAAAH!

Noeleen forces the bed covers off her and runs out of the room not noticing she is in just a bra and undies.

I DON'T LOVE SURGE.
I'M NOT HIS WIFE.
I DON'T HAVE KIDS.
I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH SURGE.
I DIDN'T AGREE TO ALL OF THIS!


Noeleen continues runs through out their apparently house completely going psycho.

I'M NOT A MOM. NO. TOO YOUNG FOR CHILDREN.

Just then, Psychoface comes barging in through the front door and stops Noeleen in her tracks. He then lifts up his arms, revealing that he HAS NO ARMS!

"You caused this!"
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug - Page 4 EmptySun Feb 19, 2012 8:14 pm

:# wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

I'm not in a barn either Surge. NOT IN A BARN.

That's right, she isn't in a barn.

Quote :
So where the Hell are we, then...?

A BED ROOM~!! Noeleen blinks and sees that she is now lying in a bed next to Surge! Surge rolls over and looks at Noeleen.

"Good morning, honey!"

Suddenly, laughter is heard as children run into the room.

Quote :
Kids? We hate kids! KILL THEM~!!

Quote :
Throw 'em through a window or some shit!

Surge considers it...

Quote :
WAIT!! NO!! Those are our kids!

Two boys with Surge masks on jump on top of Surge while yelling "daddy" and all those other words kids say. Surge looks at Noeleen.

"Aren't our boys just precious?"
Noeleen Phoenix

AAAAAH!

Noeleen forces the bed covers off her and runs out of the room not noticing she is in just a bra and undies.

I DON'T LOVE SURGE.
I'M NOT HIS WIFE.
I DON'T HAVE KIDS.
I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH SURGE.
I DIDN'T AGREE TO ALL OF THIS!


Noeleen continues runs through out their apparently house completely going psycho.

I'M NOT A MOM. NO. TOO YOUNG FOR CHILDREN.

Just then, Psychoface comes barging in through the front door and stops Noeleen in her tracks. He then lifts up his arms, revealing that he HAS NO ARMS!

"You caused this!"
[u]Noeleen Phoenix[/i]

Falls down from bumping into psychoface
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug - Page 4 EmptySun Feb 19, 2012 8:15 pm

noeleen phoenix wrote:
:# wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

I'm not in a barn either Surge. NOT IN A BARN.

That's right, she isn't in a barn.

Quote :
So where the Hell are we, then...?

A BED ROOM~!! Noeleen blinks and sees that she is now lying in a bed next to Surge! Surge rolls over and looks at Noeleen.

"Good morning, honey!"

Suddenly, laughter is heard as children run into the room.

Quote :
Kids? We hate kids! KILL THEM~!!

Quote :
Throw 'em through a window or some shit!

Surge considers it...

Quote :
WAIT!! NO!! Those are our kids!

Two boys with Surge masks on jump on top of Surge while yelling "daddy" and all those other words kids say. Surge looks at Noeleen.

"Aren't our boys just precious?"
Noeleen Phoenix

AAAAAH!

Noeleen forces the bed covers off her and runs out of the room not noticing she is in just a bra and undies.

I DON'T LOVE SURGE.
I'M NOT HIS WIFE.
I DON'T HAVE KIDS.
I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH SURGE.
I DIDN'T AGREE TO ALL OF THIS!


Noeleen continues runs through out their apparently house completely going psycho.

I'M NOT A MOM. NO. TOO YOUNG FOR CHILDREN.

Just then, Psychoface comes barging in through the front door and stops Noeleen in her tracks. He then lifts up his arms, revealing that he HAS NO ARMS!

"You caused this!"
[u]Noeleen Phoenix[/i]

Falls down from bumping into psychoface

[u]Psychoface[/i]

Falls down from bumping into noeleen
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:# wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
:# wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

I'm not in a barn either Surge. NOT IN A BARN.

That's right, she isn't in a barn.

Quote :
So where the Hell are we, then...?

A BED ROOM~!! Noeleen blinks and sees that she is now lying in a bed next to Surge! Surge rolls over and looks at Noeleen.

"Good morning, honey!"

Suddenly, laughter is heard as children run into the room.

Quote :
Kids? We hate kids! KILL THEM~!!

Quote :
Throw 'em through a window or some shit!

Surge considers it...

Quote :
WAIT!! NO!! Those are our kids!

Two boys with Surge masks on jump on top of Surge while yelling "daddy" and all those other words kids say. Surge looks at Noeleen.

"Aren't our boys just precious?"
Noeleen Phoenix

AAAAAH!

Noeleen forces the bed covers off her and runs out of the room not noticing she is in just a bra and undies.

I DON'T LOVE SURGE.
I'M NOT HIS WIFE.
I DON'T HAVE KIDS.
I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH SURGE.
I DIDN'T AGREE TO ALL OF THIS!


Noeleen continues runs through out their apparently house completely going psycho.

I'M NOT A MOM. NO. TOO YOUNG FOR CHILDREN.

Just then, Psychoface comes barging in through the front door and stops Noeleen in her tracks. He then lifts up his arms, revealing that he HAS NO ARMS!

"You caused this!"
[u]Noeleen Phoenix[/i]

Falls down from bumping into psychoface

[u]Psychoface[/i]

Falls down from bumping into noeleen


Surge jumps over the railing of the second floor and lands perfectly!

"PSYCHOFACE~!??"

Quote :
I thought he was dead!

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So did I!

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I'm a pickle!

Surge runs up to Noeleen and grabs her.

"Honey! Honey, calm down! You're scaring the kids!"

Upstairs, Surge and Noeleen's kids are completely ignoring the situation and instead knife fighting.

"Those are our boys...", Surge says dreamily.

Surge looks back at Noeleen and shakes her.

"Dammit, honey! I love you!"

He sees Psychoface getting up and runs over to him. He doesn't hold him or anything, though, he just punches him in the face before throwing him out of the door and onto the lawn. He sees people staring from the street, so Surge looks down and realizes he's in boxers.

"Should do something about this. I won't. But I should..."
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug - Page 4 EmptySun Feb 19, 2012 8:21 pm

I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
:# wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
:# wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

I'm not in a barn either Surge. NOT IN A BARN.

That's right, she isn't in a barn.

Quote :
So where the Hell are we, then...?

A BED ROOM~!! Noeleen blinks and sees that she is now lying in a bed next to Surge! Surge rolls over and looks at Noeleen.

"Good morning, honey!"

Suddenly, laughter is heard as children run into the room.

Quote :
Kids? We hate kids! KILL THEM~!!

Quote :
Throw 'em through a window or some shit!

Surge considers it...

Quote :
WAIT!! NO!! Those are our kids!

Two boys with Surge masks on jump on top of Surge while yelling "daddy" and all those other words kids say. Surge looks at Noeleen.

"Aren't our boys just precious?"
Noeleen Phoenix

AAAAAH!

Noeleen forces the bed covers off her and runs out of the room not noticing she is in just a bra and undies.

I DON'T LOVE SURGE.
I'M NOT HIS WIFE.
I DON'T HAVE KIDS.
I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH SURGE.
I DIDN'T AGREE TO ALL OF THIS!


Noeleen continues runs through out their apparently house completely going psycho.

I'M NOT A MOM. NO. TOO YOUNG FOR CHILDREN.

Just then, Psychoface comes barging in through the front door and stops Noeleen in her tracks. He then lifts up his arms, revealing that he HAS NO ARMS!

"You caused this!"
[u]Noeleen Phoenix[/i]

Falls down from bumping into psychoface

[u]Psychoface[/i]

Falls down from bumping into noeleen


Surge jumps over the railing of the second floor and lands perfectly!

"PSYCHOFACE~!??"

Quote :
I thought he was dead!

Quote :
So did I!

Quote :
I'm a pickle!

Surge runs up to Noeleen and grabs her.

"Honey! Honey, calm down! You're scaring the kids!"

Upstairs, Surge and Noeleen's kids are completely ignoring the situation and instead knife fighting.

"Those are our boys...", Surge says dreamily.

Surge looks back at Noeleen and shakes her.

"Dammit, honey! I love you!"

He sees Psychoface getting up and runs over to him. He doesn't hold him or anything, though, he just punches him in the face before throwing him out of the door and onto the lawn. He sees people staring from the street, so Surge looks down and realizes he's in boxers.

"Should do something about this. I won't. But I should..."

Psychoface walks up from behind Surge and holds out his arms. But since he has nothing to hold them with, they just fall on top of Surge's booties.

"Surge...? What's all the fuss about? ...."
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Noeleen Phoenix

THEY'RE NOT OUR GOD DAMN FUCKING KIDS, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THEM? ARE THEY HARRY'S FRIENDS? NO. THEY'RE TOO OLD LIKELY.

Tries to calm down but can't.

Honey? Fucking honey? I'M NOT YOUR HONEY.

Looks out the door at psychoface and see's all the neighbours glaring.

We... have neighbours too?

Noeleen gulps and says to herself "oh god."
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noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

THEY'RE NOT OUR GOD DAMN FUCKING KIDS, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THEM? ARE THEY HARRY'S FRIENDS? NO. THEY'RE TOO OLD LIKELY.

Tries to calm down but can't.

Honey? Fucking honey? I'M NOT YOUR HONEY.

Looks out the door at psychoface and see's all the neighbours glaring.

We... have neighbours too?

Noeleen gulps and says to herself "oh god."

Surge ignores his wife for a moment as he grabs a gun from the night stand by the door and shoots the Psychoface behind him in the head. He then throws the body onto the lawn before shooting the other Psychoface. He then sees a third one in the bushes and another one coming out of the kitchen and blows them away respectively.

"Fucking Kenso."

One of Surge's kids has by now mounted the other one and is laying in some wicked punches. Surge ignores this and grabs Noeleen before pulling her in.

"Dammit, honey, snap out of it!"

Surge is almost bear hugging Noeleen.

"Do it for me, your husband! And the kids! Please, honey!"
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Noeleen Phoenix

THEY'RE NOT OUR GOD DAMN FUCKING KIDS, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THEM? ARE THEY HARRY'S FRIENDS? NO. THEY'RE TOO OLD LIKELY.

Tries to calm down but can't.

Honey? Fucking honey? I'M NOT YOUR HONEY.

Looks out the door at psychoface and see's all the neighbours glaring.

We... have neighbours too?

Noeleen gulps and says to herself "oh god."

Surge ignores his wife for a moment as he grabs a gun from the night stand by the door and shoots the Psychoface behind him in the head. He then throws the body onto the lawn before shooting the other Psychoface. He then sees a third one in the bushes and another one coming out of the kitchen and blows them away respectively.

"Fucking Kenso."

One of Surge's kids has by now mounted the other one and is laying in some wicked punches. Surge ignores this and grabs Noeleen before pulling her in.

"Dammit, honey, snap out of it!"

Surge is almost bear hugging Noeleen.

"Do it for me, your husband! And the kids! Please, honey!"
Noeleen Phoenix

Cries to herself and ends up wiping her make-up onto Surge's skin.

It is all a dream, all a dream. If it's a dream....

She wipes a tear from her cheek.

then I can kill to get out of it!

Noeleen shoves Surge off her with her shoulder and runs to the kitchen.... wherever the kitchen is.
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noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

THEY'RE NOT OUR GOD DAMN FUCKING KIDS, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THEM? ARE THEY HARRY'S FRIENDS? NO. THEY'RE TOO OLD LIKELY.

Tries to calm down but can't.

Honey? Fucking honey? I'M NOT YOUR HONEY.

Looks out the door at psychoface and see's all the neighbours glaring.

We... have neighbours too?

Noeleen gulps and says to herself "oh god."

Surge ignores his wife for a moment as he grabs a gun from the night stand by the door and shoots the Psychoface behind him in the head. He then throws the body onto the lawn before shooting the other Psychoface. He then sees a third one in the bushes and another one coming out of the kitchen and blows them away respectively.

"Fucking Kenso."

One of Surge's kids has by now mounted the other one and is laying in some wicked punches. Surge ignores this and grabs Noeleen before pulling her in.

"Dammit, honey, snap out of it!"

Surge is almost bear hugging Noeleen.

"Do it for me, your husband! And the kids! Please, honey!"
Noeleen Phoenix

Cries to herself and ends up wiping her make-up onto Surge's skin.

It is all a dream, all a dream. If it's a dream....

She wipes a tear from her cheek.

then I can kill to get out of it!

Noeleen shoves Surge off her with her shoulder and runs to the kitchen.... wherever the kitchen is.

When Noeleen gets there though, she sees Psychoface standing in the middle of the kitchen with their kids covered in blood, whipped cream and feathers!

"I swear to god, I don't know what happened! I just wanted to pet it!"

Noeleen then looks over at their bird cage and sees that its been broken open! Most likely with a hammer! She then looks over at Psychoface and sees that he's holding a hammer!

"This hammer has abilities that far exceed most tools."
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:# wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

THEY'RE NOT OUR GOD DAMN FUCKING KIDS, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THEM? ARE THEY HARRY'S FRIENDS? NO. THEY'RE TOO OLD LIKELY.

Tries to calm down but can't.

Honey? Fucking honey? I'M NOT YOUR HONEY.

Looks out the door at psychoface and see's all the neighbours glaring.

We... have neighbours too?

Noeleen gulps and says to herself "oh god."

Surge ignores his wife for a moment as he grabs a gun from the night stand by the door and shoots the Psychoface behind him in the head. He then throws the body onto the lawn before shooting the other Psychoface. He then sees a third one in the bushes and another one coming out of the kitchen and blows them away respectively.

"Fucking Kenso."

One of Surge's kids has by now mounted the other one and is laying in some wicked punches. Surge ignores this and grabs Noeleen before pulling her in.

"Dammit, honey, snap out of it!"

Surge is almost bear hugging Noeleen.

"Do it for me, your husband! And the kids! Please, honey!"
Noeleen Phoenix

Cries to herself and ends up wiping her make-up onto Surge's skin.

It is all a dream, all a dream. If it's a dream....

She wipes a tear from her cheek.

then I can kill to get out of it!

Noeleen shoves Surge off her with her shoulder and runs to the kitchen.... wherever the kitchen is.

When Noeleen gets there though, she sees Psychoface standing in the middle of the kitchen with their kids covered in blood, whipped cream and feathers!

"I swear to god, I don't know what happened! I just wanted to pet it!"

Noeleen then looks over at their bird cage and sees that its been broken open! Most likely with a hammer! She then looks over at Psychoface and sees that he's holding a hammer!

"This hammer has abilities that far exceed most tools."

BLAMO~!! Psychoface flies back and goes through the kitchen window as Noeleen looks to see Surge standing there with a shotgun. He reloads as he runs over to Noeleen and hugs her and their kids.

"It's gonna be alright, kids, your mom's gonna be just fine. Don't worry, daddy will fix everything."

He looks at Noeleen.

"Don't worry, honey, you're gonna get the help you need, then we can go back to wrestling."
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I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
:# wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

THEY'RE NOT OUR GOD DAMN FUCKING KIDS, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THEM? ARE THEY HARRY'S FRIENDS? NO. THEY'RE TOO OLD LIKELY.

Tries to calm down but can't.

Honey? Fucking honey? I'M NOT YOUR HONEY.

Looks out the door at psychoface and see's all the neighbours glaring.

We... have neighbours too?

Noeleen gulps and says to herself "oh god."

Surge ignores his wife for a moment as he grabs a gun from the night stand by the door and shoots the Psychoface behind him in the head. He then throws the body onto the lawn before shooting the other Psychoface. He then sees a third one in the bushes and another one coming out of the kitchen and blows them away respectively.

"Fucking Kenso."

One of Surge's kids has by now mounted the other one and is laying in some wicked punches. Surge ignores this and grabs Noeleen before pulling her in.

"Dammit, honey, snap out of it!"

Surge is almost bear hugging Noeleen.

"Do it for me, your husband! And the kids! Please, honey!"
Noeleen Phoenix

Cries to herself and ends up wiping her make-up onto Surge's skin.

It is all a dream, all a dream. If it's a dream....

She wipes a tear from her cheek.

then I can kill to get out of it!

Noeleen shoves Surge off her with her shoulder and runs to the kitchen.... wherever the kitchen is.

When Noeleen gets there though, she sees Psychoface standing in the middle of the kitchen with their kids covered in blood, whipped cream and feathers!

"I swear to god, I don't know what happened! I just wanted to pet it!"

Noeleen then looks over at their bird cage and sees that its been broken open! Most likely with a hammer! She then looks over at Psychoface and sees that he's holding a hammer!

"This hammer has abilities that far exceed most tools."

BLAMO~!! Psychoface flies back and goes through the kitchen window as Noeleen looks to see Surge standing there with a shotgun. He reloads as he runs over to Noeleen and hugs her and their kids.

"It's gonna be alright, kids, your mom's gonna be just fine. Don't worry, daddy will fix everything."

He looks at Noeleen.

"Don't worry, honey, you're gonna get the help you need, then we can go back to wrestling."
Noeleen Phoenix

GET OFF ME SERIOUSLY.

Noeleen like fights off Surge and grabs the reloaded gun, obviously unsure how to use a gun she tries to point it at Surge.

If I kill you now, I escape from this, but still in this time era.

She then turns the gun around and points it into her chest. Poking her boob because you know, since they didn't change and still in their underwear.

But if I kill myself I go back to EFNW all normal again!

Spoiler:

I like that idea a lot!
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noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
:# wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

THEY'RE NOT OUR GOD DAMN FUCKING KIDS, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THEM? ARE THEY HARRY'S FRIENDS? NO. THEY'RE TOO OLD LIKELY.

Tries to calm down but can't.

Honey? Fucking honey? I'M NOT YOUR HONEY.

Looks out the door at psychoface and see's all the neighbours glaring.

We... have neighbours too?

Noeleen gulps and says to herself "oh god."

Surge ignores his wife for a moment as he grabs a gun from the night stand by the door and shoots the Psychoface behind him in the head. He then throws the body onto the lawn before shooting the other Psychoface. He then sees a third one in the bushes and another one coming out of the kitchen and blows them away respectively.

"Fucking Kenso."

One of Surge's kids has by now mounted the other one and is laying in some wicked punches. Surge ignores this and grabs Noeleen before pulling her in.

"Dammit, honey, snap out of it!"

Surge is almost bear hugging Noeleen.

"Do it for me, your husband! And the kids! Please, honey!"
Noeleen Phoenix

Cries to herself and ends up wiping her make-up onto Surge's skin.

It is all a dream, all a dream. If it's a dream....

She wipes a tear from her cheek.

then I can kill to get out of it!

Noeleen shoves Surge off her with her shoulder and runs to the kitchen.... wherever the kitchen is.

When Noeleen gets there though, she sees Psychoface standing in the middle of the kitchen with their kids covered in blood, whipped cream and feathers!

"I swear to god, I don't know what happened! I just wanted to pet it!"

Noeleen then looks over at their bird cage and sees that its been broken open! Most likely with a hammer! She then looks over at Psychoface and sees that he's holding a hammer!

"This hammer has abilities that far exceed most tools."

BLAMO~!! Psychoface flies back and goes through the kitchen window as Noeleen looks to see Surge standing there with a shotgun. He reloads as he runs over to Noeleen and hugs her and their kids.

"It's gonna be alright, kids, your mom's gonna be just fine. Don't worry, daddy will fix everything."

He looks at Noeleen.

"Don't worry, honey, you're gonna get the help you need, then we can go back to wrestling."
Noeleen Phoenix

GET OFF ME SERIOUSLY.

Noeleen like fights off Surge and grabs the reloaded gun, obviously unsure how to use a gun she tries to point it at Surge.

If I kill you now, I escape from this, but still in this time era.

She then turns the gun around and points it into her chest. Poking her boob because you know, since they didn't change and still in their underwear.

But if I kill myself I go back to EFNW all normal again!

Spoiler:

I like that idea a lot!

Surge throws himself at Noeleen and knocks the gun out of her hand. They watch as it goes flying. It's like, slow-mo super-intense shi-BLAM~!! Noeleen screams and out of fear throws herself into Surge's arms as she checks for bullet holes. Nope, nothing. They look at the kids. Still nothing. They look at the cat- OH, GOD, JESUS, CHRIST, IT'S ALL OVER THE FRIDGE~!! Noeleen screams more as the kids just stand there.

Quote :
Kinda regretting getting married now.
Quote :
Yea. The frequency and quality of sex is amazing, but I just don't think it's worth the kids and having a psycho wife.
Quote :
I dunno, guys, that's some good sex.

Surge looks down at Noeleen, since he can feel her drawing blood from his back because she's holding him so hard.

"You can let go now, honey."

The kitchen door opens! Everyone looks as Surge's neigbour, Jim Williams, the brother of Will Williams, walks in-

"Oh, God! What the fuck is going on?", he shouts.

He then abruptly turns and leaves. Surge and Noeleen look at each-other; Noeleen is pretty much carving up his back now.

"Please, honey."
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I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
:# wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

THEY'RE NOT OUR GOD DAMN FUCKING KIDS, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THEM? ARE THEY HARRY'S FRIENDS? NO. THEY'RE TOO OLD LIKELY.

Tries to calm down but can't.

Honey? Fucking honey? I'M NOT YOUR HONEY.

Looks out the door at psychoface and see's all the neighbours glaring.

We... have neighbours too?

Noeleen gulps and says to herself "oh god."

Surge ignores his wife for a moment as he grabs a gun from the night stand by the door and shoots the Psychoface behind him in the head. He then throws the body onto the lawn before shooting the other Psychoface. He then sees a third one in the bushes and another one coming out of the kitchen and blows them away respectively.

"Fucking Kenso."

One of Surge's kids has by now mounted the other one and is laying in some wicked punches. Surge ignores this and grabs Noeleen before pulling her in.

"Dammit, honey, snap out of it!"

Surge is almost bear hugging Noeleen.

"Do it for me, your husband! And the kids! Please, honey!"
Noeleen Phoenix

Cries to herself and ends up wiping her make-up onto Surge's skin.

It is all a dream, all a dream. If it's a dream....

She wipes a tear from her cheek.

then I can kill to get out of it!

Noeleen shoves Surge off her with her shoulder and runs to the kitchen.... wherever the kitchen is.

When Noeleen gets there though, she sees Psychoface standing in the middle of the kitchen with their kids covered in blood, whipped cream and feathers!

"I swear to god, I don't know what happened! I just wanted to pet it!"

Noeleen then looks over at their bird cage and sees that its been broken open! Most likely with a hammer! She then looks over at Psychoface and sees that he's holding a hammer!

"This hammer has abilities that far exceed most tools."

BLAMO~!! Psychoface flies back and goes through the kitchen window as Noeleen looks to see Surge standing there with a shotgun. He reloads as he runs over to Noeleen and hugs her and their kids.

"It's gonna be alright, kids, your mom's gonna be just fine. Don't worry, daddy will fix everything."

He looks at Noeleen.

"Don't worry, honey, you're gonna get the help you need, then we can go back to wrestling."
Noeleen Phoenix

GET OFF ME SERIOUSLY.

Noeleen like fights off Surge and grabs the reloaded gun, obviously unsure how to use a gun she tries to point it at Surge.

If I kill you now, I escape from this, but still in this time era.

She then turns the gun around and points it into her chest. Poking her boob because you know, since they didn't change and still in their underwear.

But if I kill myself I go back to EFNW all normal again!

Spoiler:

I like that idea a lot!

Surge throws himself at Noeleen and knocks the gun out of her hand. They watch as it goes flying. It's like, slow-mo super-intense shi-BLAM~!! Noeleen screams and out of fear throws herself into Surge's arms as she checks for bullet holes. Nope, nothing. They look at the kids. Still nothing. They look at the cat- OH, GOD, JESUS, CHRIST, IT'S ALL OVER THE FRIDGE~!! Noeleen screams more as the kids just stand there.

Quote :
Kinda regretting getting married now.
Quote :
Yea. The frequency and quality of sex is amazing, but I just don't think it's worth the kids and having a psycho wife.
Quote :
I dunno, guys, that's some good sex.

Surge looks down at Noeleen, since he can feel her drawing blood from his back because she's holding him so hard.

"You can let go now, honey."

The kitchen door opens! Everyone looks as Surge's neigbour, Jim Williams, the brother of Will Williams, walks in-

"Oh, God! What the fuck is going on?", he shouts.

He then abruptly turns and leaves. Surge and Noeleen look at each-other; Noeleen is pretty much carving up his back now.

"Please, honey."
Noeleen Phoenix

Lets go and her hands once again covered in blood.

Our neighbour is Jim Williams? Well your neighbour not mine, I don't live here.

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noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
:# wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

THEY'RE NOT OUR GOD DAMN FUCKING KIDS, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THEM? ARE THEY HARRY'S FRIENDS? NO. THEY'RE TOO OLD LIKELY.

Tries to calm down but can't.

Honey? Fucking honey? I'M NOT YOUR HONEY.

Looks out the door at psychoface and see's all the neighbours glaring.

We... have neighbours too?

Noeleen gulps and says to herself "oh god."

Surge ignores his wife for a moment as he grabs a gun from the night stand by the door and shoots the Psychoface behind him in the head. He then throws the body onto the lawn before shooting the other Psychoface. He then sees a third one in the bushes and another one coming out of the kitchen and blows them away respectively.

"Fucking Kenso."

One of Surge's kids has by now mounted the other one and is laying in some wicked punches. Surge ignores this and grabs Noeleen before pulling her in.

"Dammit, honey, snap out of it!"

Surge is almost bear hugging Noeleen.

"Do it for me, your husband! And the kids! Please, honey!"
Noeleen Phoenix

Cries to herself and ends up wiping her make-up onto Surge's skin.

It is all a dream, all a dream. If it's a dream....

She wipes a tear from her cheek.

then I can kill to get out of it!

Noeleen shoves Surge off her with her shoulder and runs to the kitchen.... wherever the kitchen is.

When Noeleen gets there though, she sees Psychoface standing in the middle of the kitchen with their kids covered in blood, whipped cream and feathers!

"I swear to god, I don't know what happened! I just wanted to pet it!"

Noeleen then looks over at their bird cage and sees that its been broken open! Most likely with a hammer! She then looks over at Psychoface and sees that he's holding a hammer!

"This hammer has abilities that far exceed most tools."

BLAMO~!! Psychoface flies back and goes through the kitchen window as Noeleen looks to see Surge standing there with a shotgun. He reloads as he runs over to Noeleen and hugs her and their kids.

"It's gonna be alright, kids, your mom's gonna be just fine. Don't worry, daddy will fix everything."

He looks at Noeleen.

"Don't worry, honey, you're gonna get the help you need, then we can go back to wrestling."
Noeleen Phoenix

GET OFF ME SERIOUSLY.

Noeleen like fights off Surge and grabs the reloaded gun, obviously unsure how to use a gun she tries to point it at Surge.

If I kill you now, I escape from this, but still in this time era.

She then turns the gun around and points it into her chest. Poking her boob because you know, since they didn't change and still in their underwear.

But if I kill myself I go back to EFNW all normal again!

Spoiler:

I like that idea a lot!

Surge throws himself at Noeleen and knocks the gun out of her hand. They watch as it goes flying. It's like, slow-mo super-intense shi-BLAM~!! Noeleen screams and out of fear throws herself into Surge's arms as she checks for bullet holes. Nope, nothing. They look at the kids. Still nothing. They look at the cat- OH, GOD, JESUS, CHRIST, IT'S ALL OVER THE FRIDGE~!! Noeleen screams more as the kids just stand there.

Quote :
Kinda regretting getting married now.
Quote :
Yea. The frequency and quality of sex is amazing, but I just don't think it's worth the kids and having a psycho wife.
Quote :
I dunno, guys, that's some good sex.

Surge looks down at Noeleen, since he can feel her drawing blood from his back because she's holding him so hard.

"You can let go now, honey."

The kitchen door opens! Everyone looks as Surge's neigbour, Jim Williams, the brother of Will Williams, walks in-

"Oh, God! What the fuck is going on?", he shouts.

He then abruptly turns and leaves. Surge and Noeleen look at each-other; Noeleen is pretty much carving up his back now.

"Please, honey."
Noeleen Phoenix

Lets go and her hands once again covered in blood.

Our neighbour is Jim Williams? Well your neighbour not mine, I don't live here.


Surge clenches his fists.

"Dammit, woman! He is our neighbor! We've been married for 5 years! Both of our names are on the mortgage! Can't you understand? Snap out of it, woman! SNAP OUT OF IT!!"

Surge gets up before punching the bloody fridge.

"GARK MOTHERFUCKING OAK, HELP ME~!!"
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Noeleen Phoenix

So, i'm no longer Noeleen Phoenix
but instead... Noeleen Surge?


Nearly puking over the name she gave herself.

Oh dear god, CAN'T WE GET A DIVORCE. I NEVER WANTED THIS. ALL OF THIS.
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noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

So, i'm no longer Noeleen Phoenix
but instead... Noeleen Surge?


Nearly puking over the name she gave herself.

Oh dear god, CAN'T WE GET A DIVORCE. I NEVER WANTED THIS. ALL OF THIS.

Surge turns around to look at Noeleen.

"I don't want to divorce, honey! We have kids, a nice house, good careers! And you did want this! All of this! Just calm down, honey! You seem to be having some kind of mid-life identity crisis, and that's alright. We can work through this together, I'll be there for you."
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All scheduled matches for Interactive Anarchy have been cancelled. Instead we will be treated to a one hour promo by Surge, Twista XL and Jimmy Sanchez followed by Cyrus Black defending his championship against Jimmy Sanchez in a two hour iron man dildo match which Twista XL will officiate. Jimmy Sanchez will be the sole cameraman. Surge will be joined on commentary by Noeleen. Who will also give a blowie to the victor. Which is more prestigious than the championship.

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I Fap to Noeleen wrote:
noeleen phoenix wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix

So, i'm no longer Noeleen Phoenix
but instead... Noeleen Surge?


Nearly puking over the name she gave herself.

Oh dear god, CAN'T WE GET A DIVORCE. I NEVER WANTED THIS. ALL OF THIS.

Surge turns around to look at Noeleen.

"I don't want to divorce, honey! We have kids, a nice house, good careers! And you did want this! All of this! Just calm down, honey! You seem to be having some kind of mid-life identity crisis, and that's alright. We can work through this together, I'll be there for you."
Noeleen Phoenix

Storms out of the house.

I'm leaving you.


~ THE END.
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*The camera fades on from black to Riff Radley leaning back in a chair. Not the best of chairs, just a fold up steel chair. The room he sits in looks pretty plain, dark blue walls and a single window. A few words are spoken from behind the camera.*

Riff Radley
"Well, I'll tell you exactly what went through my mind: he doesn't care. He wouldn't care if it was a Lumber Jack match with each lumber jack wanting to cut him to bits. He doesn't care about that title, he doesn't care about me, he doesn't care about making something of himself. He might have said he'd love to lose this title and run for the World title, but I guarantee he'd never be able to win that. It'll be a down hill run from here. And I know why. He's afraid of people getting to him, like Cyrus did. He'll say he doesn't care to every challenger, just to escape the possibility of the mental scars. So, it doesn't matter whether it's a tables match or royal rumble, I'm going to win."

*More words mumbled from behind the camera. Riff shifts forward so that his arms rest on his knees.*

Riff Radley
"What makes me different? The fact that I care. I don't just want to beat him, I want to make sure that both of us gain something from this. I want to give him the chance that I never got. I want to give him the chance to be humble. Give him the chance to understand that his past means nothing to anyone. What you've done doesn't matter, what you think you'll do doesn't matter. It's all about what you are doing and how that might change the future. If you expect your past to speak for you at every intersection in your life, you're going to end up taking all the wrong turns. I don't want him to end up like I did, because I only got lucky. I lost my past. I got a restart. I get it."

*More mumbling and Riff leans back again.*

Riff Radley
"The only thing I'm nervous about is whether or not any of this will get to him. He's got a thick headed, stubborn attitude and he doesn't like to admit when he's wrong. I know I can beat him at Interactive Anarchy, but I'm not sure if I can truly win. I'll win that Revolution championship off of him, but I doubt I'll win what I'm really looking for."

*Viewers have now come to expect it, but the question is again mumbled. Riff looks slightly phased by the question.*

Riff Radley
"Already said what I think about his not caring. I believe him. That's why I haven't left him in the dust and run for something else. Next question."

*More mumbles.*

Riff Radley
"Ah, my experience with Cyrus Black. Well, meeting him was my first step to where I am now. But that's beside the point. I was running high as a newblood in 3XW and I had proven myself on more than one occasion that I could give Cyrus a run for his title. I never faced him one on one and that pissed me off. If Neville hadn't been pushed into our match, I think I still would have beaten him. I cared for one thing and one thing only and that was proving to myself that I had changed. And I did. I won the 3XW Heavyweight Championship. I was then beat down by DT Weymes looking to make an impact. My father then died and I was lost all that I had done. Point is, I won and Nova didn't because my heart was truly into that moment. Not the future. Not the past. I only cared about what I was doing. I listened to what people said though. I allowed myself to be humbled, I let everything out as long as it was truthful. That's what I'd like to see Nova understand. It might make him a worthy challenger at a later date."

*Again, mumbles.*

Riff Radley
"Fair enough, I need to head to the gym before tomorrow."

*The screen fades to white as Riff stands up and the video comes to an end.*
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