EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug

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Surge looks at Noeleen.

"It's 60 quid for an hour, right?"

His mask gives a smirk as he looks back to O'Rapely.

"Seriously, what do you want?"

Noeleen Phoenix

Oh please, you would need to do much more than that for me, plus, I don't think we like each other that way... surge.

Noeleen smirks and over looks Surge to glare at Kyle.

Kyle O'Rapely picks up the papers and signs them. He then glares at Surge.

"I don't want no trouble Mr. Surge. Just here to make everything official. Someone told me you enjoy these!?"

He pulls out three joints.

Surge crosses his arms.

"Someone lied."

He looks at Noeleen.

"As for you, I forgot - it's free. I mean, all those 12 year-olds can verify..."

Smirk. SMIRK. SMIRK~!! SSMMIIRRKK~!!

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Surge looks at Noeleen.

"It's 60 quid for an hour, right?"

His mask gives a smirk as he looks back to O'Rapely.

"Seriously, what do you want?"

Noeleen Phoenix

Oh please, you would need to do much more than that for me, plus, I don't think we like each other that way... surge.

Noeleen smirks and over looks Surge to glare at Kyle.

Kyle O'Rapely picks up the papers and signs them. He then glares at Surge.

"I don't want no trouble Mr. Surge. Just here to make everything official. Someone told me you enjoy these!?"

He pulls out three joints.

Surge crosses his arms.

"Someone lied."

He looks at Noeleen.

"As for you, I forgot - it's free. I mean, all those 12 year-olds can verify..."

Smirk. SMIRK. SMIRK~!! SSMMIIRRKK~!!

"Oh. Shit. Well."

Kyle throws them down on the ground.

"Sorry about that. I uh- WAIT! Is she a hooker?"

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Noeleen Phoenix

Shakes her head.

You're too old for me.

Tries to ignores Surge and raises her eyebrow at Kyle.

Oh, Joint. I like to break peoples joints in the ring and no I am not a hooker just Surge here thinks I am a pedo.

Surge eyes Noeleen.

"Yea, you're so tough, and not a pedophile at all..."

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Noeleen Phoenix

Shakes her head.

You're too old for me.

Tries to ignores Surge and raises her eyebrow at Kyle.

Oh, Joint. I like to break peoples joints in the ring and no I am not a hooker just Surge here thinks I am a pedo.

Surge eyes Noeleen.

"Yea, you're so tough, and not a pedophile at all..."

Kyle O'Rapely just laughs.

"I've heard Surge can be such the character. Haha."

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Noeleen Phoenix

Shakes her head.

You're too old for me.

Tries to ignores Surge and raises her eyebrow at Kyle.

Oh, Joint. I like to break peoples joints in the ring and no I am not a hooker just Surge here thinks I am a pedo.

And then, Psychopsilocin!

Yea, Psychoface just walks up to Noeleen and stabs her in the thigh with a pocket knife!

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PROSTITUTION IS ILLEGAL

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Noeleen Phoenix

Shakes her head.

You're too old for me.

Tries to ignores Surge and raises her eyebrow at Kyle.

Oh, Joint. I like to break peoples joints in the ring and no I am not a hooker just Surge here thinks I am a pedo.

Surge eyes Noeleen.

"Yea, you're so tough, and not a pedophile at all..."

Noeleen Phoenix

I only hand out free cookies, not my nookie. Plus there is always that girl Zoey who can give you free sex.

Feels a sharp pain in her thigh, she yelps and turns around to see pyschoface.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD... AGAIN.

Kyle just stands there, staring at everyone.

"I think I'm ganna like this place."

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Noeleen Phoenix

Shakes her head.

You're too old for me.

Tries to ignores Surge and raises her eyebrow at Kyle.

Oh, Joint. I like to break peoples joints in the ring and no I am not a hooker just Surge here thinks I am a pedo.

Surge eyes Noeleen.

"Yea, you're so tough, and not a pedophile at all..."

Noeleen Phoenix

I only hand out free cookies, not my nookie. Plus there is always that girl Zoey who can give you free sex.

Feels a sharp pain in her thigh, she yelps and turns around to see pyschoface.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD... AGAIN.

"Yea, I die a lot."

Psychoface then slits his own throat and dies!

"Remember... You made me do this..."

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Noeleen Phoenix

Shakes her head.

You're too old for me.

Tries to ignores Surge and raises her eyebrow at Kyle.

Oh, Joint. I like to break peoples joints in the ring and no I am not a hooker just Surge here thinks I am a pedo.

Surge eyes Noeleen.

"Yea, you're so tough, and not a pedophile at all..."

Noeleen Phoenix

I only hand out free cookies, not my nookie. Plus there is always that girl Zoey who can give you free sex.

Feels a sharp pain in her thigh, she yelps and turns around to see pyschoface.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD... AGAIN.

"Yea, I die a lot."

Psychoface then slits his own throat and dies!

"Remember... You made me do this..."

Noeleen Phoenix

You're immortal, likely see you next week anyway!

Then, ANOTHER Psychoface up from behind and whispers in Noeleens ear...

"Oh... I understand."

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Noeleen Phoenix

Shakes her head.

You're too old for me.

Tries to ignores Surge and raises her eyebrow at Kyle.

Oh, Joint. I like to break peoples joints in the ring and no I am not a hooker just Surge here thinks I am a pedo.

Surge eyes Noeleen.

"Yea, you're so tough, and not a pedophile at all..."

Noeleen Phoenix

I only hand out free cookies, not my nookie. Plus there is always that girl Zoey who can give you free sex.

Feels a sharp pain in her thigh, she yelps and turns around to see pyschoface.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD... AGAIN.

"Yea, I die a lot."

Psychoface then slits his own throat and dies!

"Remember... You made me do this..."

Noeleen Phoenix

You're immortal, likely see you next week anyway!

Then, ANOTHER Psychoface up from behind and whispers in Noeleens ear...

"Oh... I understand."

Noeleen Phoenix

Whispers back.

I understand too, that makes us two then.

Surge is behind Noeleen. He whispers into Noeleen's ear.

"That makes us three."

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Noeleen Phoenix

Shakes her head.

You're too old for me.

Tries to ignores Surge and raises her eyebrow at Kyle.

Oh, Joint. I like to break peoples joints in the ring and no I am not a hooker just Surge here thinks I am a pedo.

Surge eyes Noeleen.

"Yea, you're so tough, and not a pedophile at all..."

Noeleen Phoenix

I only hand out free cookies, not my nookie. Plus there is always that girl Zoey who can give you free sex.

Feels a sharp pain in her thigh, she yelps and turns around to see pyschoface.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD... AGAIN.

"Yea, I die a lot."

Psychoface then slits his own throat and dies!

"Remember... You made me do this..."

Noeleen Phoenix

You're immortal, likely see you next week anyway!

Then, ANOTHER Psychoface up from behind and whispers in Noeleens ear...

"Oh... I understand."

Noeleen Phoenix

Whispers back.

I understand too, that makes us two then.

Surge is behind Noeleen. He whispers into Noeleen's ear.

"That makes us three."

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I believe you MEAN four.

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Noeleen Phoenix

Shakes her head.

You're too old for me.

Tries to ignores Surge and raises her eyebrow at Kyle.

Oh, Joint. I like to break peoples joints in the ring and no I am not a hooker just Surge here thinks I am a pedo.

Surge eyes Noeleen.

"Yea, you're so tough, and not a pedophile at all..."

Noeleen Phoenix

I only hand out free cookies, not my nookie. Plus there is always that girl Zoey who can give you free sex.

Feels a sharp pain in her thigh, she yelps and turns around to see pyschoface.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD... AGAIN.

"Yea, I die a lot."

Psychoface then slits his own throat and dies!

"Remember... You made me do this..."

Noeleen Phoenix

You're immortal, likely see you next week anyway!

Then, ANOTHER Psychoface up from behind and whispers in Noeleens ear...

"Oh... I understand."

Noeleen Phoenix

Whispers back.

I understand too, that makes us two then.

Surge is behind Noeleen. He whispers into Noeleen's ear.

"That makes us three."

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I believe you MEAN four.

Noeleen Phoenix

Noeleen looks at Surge than back at Psychoface, THEN BACK AT SURGE. then back at Psychoface.

Touch me and I'll beat the three of you. This isn't me playing hard to get remember.

Noeleen narrows her eyes at Surge then gives him a small wink to make herself seem provocative when she really isn.t

Surge uncrosses his arms and walks up to Noeleen- PUNCH TO THE FACE~!! Noeleen goes stumbling as Surge lands a punch to the gut this time! Surge follows up with an uppercut that sends Noeleen crashing onto the ground. The dazed and bloodied Noeleen rolls around on the ground as Surge grabs her by the ankle and drags her out of the room with one hand.

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Yo Vince, let me tell you 'bout these hoes I met last night
They thought I was cute 'til I asked what that ass like
Damn right, red light, ran right through it
"You don't even have your permit, what the fuck are you doing?"
Maybe if you shut the fuck up, we'd be cruising
And you wouldn't be sitting, boohooing 'bout your bruises
But no, you wanna be Miss Fuck-with-the-Music
I'm zoning on Relapse, she's sliding on Blueprint
Three seconds it takes for her to turn blue
With my hands around her throat, her arms stopped moving
Pulse stops too, in the back, look confused
As I turn to tell them both not to do shit stupid
Red, white, blue lights in the rear-view, shit

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Swerved to the shoulder, tell them both no moving
Sit down in the back, cause the windows tinted
As I rolled down mine to forge a new friendship
"Aren't you a little too young to be driving?"
Look Officer, I'm just tryna get home
"Get out the fucking car with your license and registration"
I ain't getting outta shit, you're starting to try my patience
Didn't have backup, I could tell by the Hummingbike

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Reached to the glove, grabbed the motherfucking hunting knife
Stabbed him in his neck and hip, threw him in the trunk and dipped
Back to the fucking crib for some tea and crumpets, shit

"Hell yea, tea and crumpets.", Surge remarks as he continues dragging Noeleen.

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Shakes her head.

You're too old for me.

Tries to ignores Surge and raises her eyebrow at Kyle.

Oh, Joint. I like to break peoples joints in the ring and no I am not a hooker just Surge here thinks I am a pedo.

Surge eyes Noeleen.

"Yea, you're so tough, and not a pedophile at all..."

Noeleen Phoenix

I only hand out free cookies, not my nookie. Plus there is always that girl Zoey who can give you free sex.

Feels a sharp pain in her thigh, she yelps and turns around to see pyschoface.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD... AGAIN.

"Yea, I die a lot."

Psychoface then slits his own throat and dies!

"Remember... You made me do this..."

Noeleen Phoenix

You're immortal, likely see you next week anyway!

Then, ANOTHER Psychoface up from behind and whispers in Noeleens ear...

"Oh... I understand."

Noeleen Phoenix

Whispers back.

I understand too, that makes us two then.

Surge is behind Noeleen. He whispers into Noeleen's ear.

"That makes us three."

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I believe you MEAN four.

Noeleen Phoenix

Noeleen looks at Surge than back at Psychoface, THEN BACK AT SURGE. then back at Psychoface.

Touch me and I'll beat the three of you. This isn't me playing hard to get remember.

Noeleen narrows her eyes at Surge then gives him a small wink to make herself seem provocative when she really isn.t

Surge uncrosses his arms and walks up to Noeleen- PUNCH TO THE FACE~!! Noeleen goes stumbling as Surge lands a punch to the gut this time! Surge follows up with an uppercut that sends Noeleen crashing onto the ground. The dazed and bloodied Noeleen rolls around on the ground as Surge grabs her by the ankle and drags her out of the room with one hand.

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Yo Vince, let me tell you 'bout these hoes I met last night
They thought I was cute 'til I asked what that ass like
Damn right, red light, ran right through it
"You don't even have your permit, what the fuck are you doing?"
Maybe if you shut the fuck up, we'd be cruising
And you wouldn't be sitting, boohooing 'bout your bruises
But no, you wanna be Miss Fuck-with-the-Music
I'm zoning on Relapse, she's sliding on Blueprint
Three seconds it takes for her to turn blue
With my hands around her throat, her arms stopped moving
Pulse stops too, in the back, look confused
As I turn to tell them both not to do shit stupid
Red, white, blue lights in the rear-view, shit

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Swerved to the shoulder, tell them both no moving
Sit down in the back, cause the windows tinted
As I rolled down mine to forge a new friendship
"Aren't you a little too young to be driving?"
Look Officer, I'm just tryna get home
"Get out the fucking car with your license and registration"
I ain't getting outta shit, you're starting to try my patience
Didn't have backup, I could tell by the Hummingbike

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Reached to the glove, grabbed the motherfucking hunting knife
Stabbed him in his neck and hip, threw him in the trunk and dipped
Back to the fucking crib for some tea and crumpets, shit

"Hell yea, tea and crumpets.", Surge remarks as he continues dragging Noeleen.

Noeleen Phoenix

As noeleen gets dragged away by Surge into a mysterious room, no surprise there, her blood makes some what of a little trail for anyone who is that fucking curious around here. Finally she wakes up after having a bad moment once again with Surge and notices she is moving without her intending to do so. Noeleen tries to grab onto a few things as she gets dragged into the room to prevent her from being likely raped. She wriggles her foot out of Surge's grasp and runs to the door but something is blocking it from being openned.

Crap crap crap crap crap.

Noeleen grabs the door knob and starts shaking the door trying to get the thing behind it to move, NOTHING WORKS.

I'm so screwed aren't I? Why can't we be civil? I mean, we do apparently like to rape people, well i'm more so considered that "pedo" because of the whole Harry Jones situ.... actually lets drop that, it ain't that important right now!

As Noeleen tries to literally yank the door out of it's place, it is opened by Surge and Noeleen goes flying back.

"Someone in here...?"

He looks around the dark room to see Noeleen and a trail of blood.

"You should really be more careful."

Surge looks at the confused Noeleen.

"Really, be more careful."

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Noeleen Phoenix

The hell.

Noeleen gets up looking rather confused as she looks around the room wondering how she even got here in the first place.

Was this your idea?

Surge's mask raises its eyebrow.

"My idea...? Is there something wrong, Noeleen? I saw a trail of blood while I was walking down the hall and it lead to this room. Being a helpful citizen, I realized there was something wrong and as is my duty, I also decided to help."

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Wonder how much it costs for an hour...

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I think 60 quid.

Surge looks around.

"You alright?"

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Noeleen Phoenix

The hell.

Noeleen gets up looking rather confused as she looks around the room wondering how she even got here in the first place.

Was this your idea?

Surge's mask raises its eyebrow.

"My idea...? Is there something wrong, Noeleen? I saw a trail of blood while I was walking down the hall and it lead to this room. Being a helpful citizen, I realized there was something wrong and as is my duty, I also decided to help."

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Wonder how much it costs for an hour...

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I think 60 quid.

Surge looks around.

"You alright?"

Noeleen Phoenix

Noeleen sits back down nearly crying because she is that confused and still wondering why she is covered in blood.

Why am .... why... am I.. covered in... blood?

Surge shrugs.

"From what I gather...that time...was last week, so it couldn't possibly be that..."

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"60 qui-I mean...is there anything I can do?"

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The hell.

Noeleen gets up looking rather confused as she looks around the room wondering how she even got here in the first place.

Was this your idea?

Surge's mask raises its eyebrow.

"My idea...? Is there something wrong, Noeleen? I saw a trail of blood while I was walking down the hall and it lead to this room. Being a helpful citizen, I realized there was something wrong and as is my duty, I also decided to help."

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Wonder how much it costs for an hour...

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I think 60 quid.

Surge looks around.

"You alright?"

Noeleen Phoenix

Noeleen sits back down nearly crying because she is that confused and still wondering why she is covered in blood.

Why am .... why... am I.. covered in... blood?

Surge shrugs.

"From what I gather...that time...was last week, so it couldn't possibly be that..."

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"60 qui-I mean...is there anything I can do?"

Noeleen Phoenix

60 quid, you still want the vagina don't you? But you're old.

"Look, Noeleen, I know my swag is hard for women like you to handle, and I caught you at a desperate time, but you can't be coming onto me like this, especially out of weakness."

Surge steps into the room and helps Noeleen up before placing an arm around her waist and starting a walk to the trainer's room.

"I especially don't need you going around all confused and making assumptions. I like to keep the Surge brand nice and clean. Except for those mysterious red stains, those are hard to wash off. I'll tell you what, though, when you feel better you can launch yourself at me."