EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug

Kyle O'Rapely is hung over, big time, after a wild night with Cyrus, some friends, and a hooker, or twenty ..

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Rape Cat wrote:

"Well, you married me first. And we have kids."

Surge pulls out a pocket watch, where he keeps a picture of their kids.

"And polygamy is illegal. Plus, I kicked Harry's ass a bunch of times."

Noeleen Phoenix

Shakes her head

No we do NOT have kids. I have no stretch marks therefore no kid or kids.

Surge reaches to the side and pulls out a sausage. He then throws it past Noeleen and down the hallway. He just looks at Noeleen.

When I get back, I'll prolly do a promo

I may do a wiccked ass promo, tomorrow night. <3

Kira wrote:

When I get back, I'll prolly do a promo

You won't, I know you won't.

SP wrote:

I may do a wiccked ass promo, tomorrow night. <3

Neither will you.

Oh, I will.

JUST TO PROVE YOU WRONG!

Show will be up today, technically. I just...miss Cujo so much.

Kramer wrote:

*Robert Cairo arrives, not really sure about what his job is anymore*

*El Amazo arrives, not really sure if he's feuding with Matt Xtreme anymore*

They both find a note on their locker room door.

Cairo's reads: "General manager."

Amazo's reads: "Yes."

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Kramer wrote:

*Robert Cairo arrives, not really sure about what his job is anymore*

*El Amazo arrives, not really sure if he's feuding with Matt Xtreme anymore*

They both find a note on their locker room door.

Cairo's reads: "General manager."

Amazo's reads: "Yes."

They both nod in agreement.

Kramer wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Kramer wrote:

*Robert Cairo arrives, not really sure about what his job is anymore*

*El Amazo arrives, not really sure if he's feuding with Matt Xtreme anymore*

They both find a note on their locker room door.

Cairo's reads: "General manager."

Amazo's reads: "Yes."

They both nod in agreement.

Scott Gone walks up to Cairo...OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!!

"Hello there, Robert."

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Kramer wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Kramer wrote:

*Robert Cairo arrives, not really sure about what his job is anymore*

*El Amazo arrives, not really sure if he's feuding with Matt Xtreme anymore*

They both find a note on their locker room door.

Cairo's reads: "General manager."

Amazo's reads: "Yes."

They both nod in agreement.

Scott Gone walks up to Cairo...OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!!

"Hello there, Robert."

Cairo: Hello sir *Extends for handshake*

Scott shakes it and offers Cairo a smile.

"Now, I know you've had your...problems with Surge, and Omega kinda got thrown into that, but I just want you to know that I have full faith in your managerial abilities still. You shouldn't be deterred from acting your managerial duties just because I, Warren, and Aidan have taken more of a public role ever since we took over the company. However, just give use some warnings, and all that good stuff."

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Scott shakes it and offers Cairo a smile.

"Now, I know you've had your...problems with Surge, and Omega kinda got thrown into that, but I just want you to know that I have full faith in your managerial abilities still. You shouldn't be deterred from acting your managerial duties just because I, Warren, and Aidan have taken more of a public role ever since we took over the company. However, just give use some warnings, and all that good stuff."

Cairo: *Grins* Of course, sir. I wouldn't want to do anything to undermine your authority and all.

Kramer wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Scott shakes it and offers Cairo a smile.

"Now, I know you've had your...problems with Surge, and Omega kinda got thrown into that, but I just want you to know that I have full faith in your managerial abilities still. You shouldn't be deterred from acting your managerial duties just because I, Warren, and Aidan have taken more of a public role ever since we took over the company. However, just give use some warnings, and all that good stuff."

Cairo: *Grins* Of course, sir. I wouldn't want to do anything to undermine your authority and all.

Scott gives Cairo a grin of his own.

"I know what you were trying to do before, Robert, with the whole unionizing the workers, Communism, socialism, what have you. As experienced as you are in politics, business, et cetera, so am I. You became the general manager just to get closer to usurping Travis, and taking over EFNW. Let me tell you this: that isn't going to happen now. Aidan is...the general definition of an idiot. As for Warren, he saves whales, does charity work, and so on. I run EFNW, but they have a stake in the organization as well, you should remember that. And what you should also remember is that I won't let you usurp me, Warren, or Aidan. Understand?"

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Kramer wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Scott shakes it and offers Cairo a smile.

"Now, I know you've had your...problems with Surge, and Omega kinda got thrown into that, but I just want you to know that I have full faith in your managerial abilities still. You shouldn't be deterred from acting your managerial duties just because I, Warren, and Aidan have taken more of a public role ever since we took over the company. However, just give use some warnings, and all that good stuff."

Cairo: *Grins* Of course, sir. I wouldn't want to do anything to undermine your authority and all.

Scott gives Cairo a grin of his own.

"I know what you were trying to do before, Robert, with the whole unionizing the workers, Communism, socialism, what have you. As experienced as you are in politics, business, et cetera, so am I. You became the general manager just to get closer to usurping Travis, and taking over EFNW. Let me tell you this: that isn't going to happen now. Aidan is...the general definition of an idiot. As for Warren, he saves whales, does charity work, and so on. I run EFNW, but they have a stake in the organization as well, you should remember that. And what you should also remember is that I won't let you usurp me, Warren, or Aidan. Understand?"

*A look of shock comes across Robert's face*

Cairo: Usurp you? Sir, I would never even think of such a thing. I have been in enough positions of power such as yours to experience people try to overtake me. Each one of them failed, because taking on the big dogs never worked. I would have to be an idiot to try to emulate those who I've crushed.

Kramer wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Kramer wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Scott shakes it and offers Cairo a smile.

"Now, I know you've had your...problems with Surge, and Omega kinda got thrown into that, but I just want you to know that I have full faith in your managerial abilities still. You shouldn't be deterred from acting your managerial duties just because I, Warren, and Aidan have taken more of a public role ever since we took over the company. However, just give use some warnings, and all that good stuff."

Cairo: *Grins* Of course, sir. I wouldn't want to do anything to undermine your authority and all.

Scott gives Cairo a grin of his own.

"I know what you were trying to do before, Robert, with the whole unionizing the workers, Communism, socialism, what have you. As experienced as you are in politics, business, et cetera, so am I. You became the general manager just to get closer to usurping Travis, and taking over EFNW. Let me tell you this: that isn't going to happen now. Aidan is...the general definition of an idiot. As for Warren, he saves whales, does charity work, and so on. I run EFNW, but they have a stake in the organization as well, you should remember that. And what you should also remember is that I won't let you usurp me, Warren, or Aidan. Understand?"

*A look of shock comes across Robert's face*

Cairo: Usurp you? Sir, I would never even think of such a thing. I have been in enough positions of power such as yours to experience people try to overtake me. Each one of them failed, because taking on the big dogs never worked. I would have to be an idiot to try to emulate those who I've crushed.

"Dunno about that, Robert."

Scott crosses his arms.

"However, if that thought ever does...come across your mind, know that it would be useless and unnecessary. If there is anything you would like to do as an owner of the company, you can do the same in your position of general manager. I don't have a problem with talking to my employees, constructive criticism, and so on. So, if there is anything you would like to implement, like let's say, health benefits for the employees, just talk to me. There really is no reason for you to wrestle power from me, or my associates."

Cairo: I just look for what's best for the company, Mr. Gone. As GM I pride myself in operating at 100% for everybody around. I also now that at any time you can take my power away, so why risk it? Starting now I will come to you for approval on everything.

Kramer wrote:

Cairo: I just look for what's best for the company, Mr. Gone. As GM I pride myself in operating at 100% for everybody around. I also now that at any time you can take my power away, so why risk it? Starting now I will come to you for approval on everything.

Scott shrugs.

"Doesn't have to be everything. If you booked some talent for a fund-raiser appearance or something, that's your thing. But stuff like matches, programs and initiatives, maybe even shows - that stuff."

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Kramer wrote:

Cairo: I just look for what's best for the company, Mr. Gone. As GM I pride myself in operating at 100% for everybody around. I also now that at any time you can take my power away, so why risk it? Starting now I will come to you for approval on everything.

Scott shrugs.

"Doesn't have to be everything. If you booked some talent for a fund-raiser appearance or something, that's your thing. But stuff like matches, programs and initiatives, maybe even shows - that stuff."

Cairo: Ah. Noted.

Kramer wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Kramer wrote:

Cairo: I just look for what's best for the company, Mr. Gone. As GM I pride myself in operating at 100% for everybody around. I also now that at any time you can take my power away, so why risk it? Starting now I will come to you for approval on everything.

Scott shrugs.

"Doesn't have to be everything. If you booked some talent for a fund-raiser appearance or something, that's your thing. But stuff like matches, programs and initiatives, maybe even shows - that stuff."

Cairo: Ah. Noted.

Scott gives Robert a nod.

"I think that's all. You have a nice day now."

Scott walks off, while pulling out his phone.

"Hello? Yea, Mary's Brothel? Yes, the Scott Gone Special. What's that? Excellent."

He puts the phone away and keeps walking.