EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil

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Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:: Cyrus sees Neville as he walks past him after his conversation with Alex Nova.

Cyrus Black: Do you see what I'm talking about?

Twista XL approachs. He looks at Nova, then at Cyrus (glancing at the championship) and then finally at Neville. Twista and Cyrus fist-bump. Twista XL looks around at the three other men once again.

Twista XL: Turn on yo headlights and colour me black but is it just me or do I see what could be a hot four-way main event for the next EFNW Wrestling broadcast? Big pay-day, yeah, yeah. Although . . . not that I'd want to get in the way of you takin' this Nova guy off the set or anythin' Cyrus . . . Sup N-dawg?

Twista turns and flashes his grills at N-dawg -- Neville Ryan.

Surge walks up in a ripped straight-jacket with glass shards everywhere.

"We should totally fucking kill him."

Cyrus looks at Surge, who completely wrecked the straight-jacket he gave him for Christmas.

Cyrus Black: Yeah, I have every intention to.

Cyrus then turns to Twista.

Cyrus Black: You all right, man? You look a little off-kilter.

Twista looks at the men in front of him, perhaps glancing at Nova for a fragement of a second too long and shakes his head to them all.

Twista XL: No, no. All good. All good in the hood! My man! .... Hahaha ... Yo, I best be goin' peace!

And with that Twista makes a rather hurried exit.

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:02 pm

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:: Cyrus sees Neville as he walks past him after his conversation with Alex Nova.

Cyrus Black: Do you see what I'm talking about?

Twista XL approachs. He looks at Nova, then at Cyrus (glancing at the championship) and then finally at Neville. Twista and Cyrus fist-bump. Twista XL looks around at the three other men once again.

Twista XL: Turn on yo headlights and colour me black but is it just me or do I see what could be a hot four-way main event for the next EFNW Wrestling broadcast? Big pay-day, yeah, yeah. Although . . . not that I'd want to get in the way of you takin' this Nova guy off the set or anythin' Cyrus . . . Sup N-dawg?

Twista turns and flashes his grills at N-dawg -- Neville Ryan.

Surge walks up in a ripped straight-jacket with glass shards everywhere.

"We should totally fucking kill him."

Cyrus looks at Surge, who completely wrecked the straight-jacket he gave him for Christmas.

Cyrus Black: Yeah, I have every intention to.

Cyrus then turns to Twista.

Cyrus Black: You all right, man? You look a little off-kilter.

Twista looks at the men in front of him, perhaps glancing at Nova for a fragement of a second too long and shakes his head to them all.

Twista XL: No, no. All good. All good in the hood! My man! .... Hahaha ... Yo, I best be goin' peace!

And with that Twista makes a rather hurried exit.

Cyrus watches Twista scurry off as he looks at Surge and, because they are the greatest tag team in the history of forever, uses his telepathy to speak in Surge's mind.

Exile's Mind wrote:: Is it just me, or do you get the sneaking suspicion that I'm going to have to end up brutally killing Twista?

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Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:: Cyrus sees Neville as he walks past him after his conversation with Alex Nova.

Cyrus Black: Do you see what I'm talking about?

Twista XL approachs. He looks at Nova, then at Cyrus (glancing at the championship) and then finally at Neville. Twista and Cyrus fist-bump. Twista XL looks around at the three other men once again.

Twista XL: Turn on yo headlights and colour me black but is it just me or do I see what could be a hot four-way main event for the next EFNW Wrestling broadcast? Big pay-day, yeah, yeah. Although . . . not that I'd want to get in the way of you takin' this Nova guy off the set or anythin' Cyrus . . . Sup N-dawg?

Twista turns and flashes his grills at N-dawg -- Neville Ryan.

Surge walks up in a ripped straight-jacket with glass shards everywhere.

"We should totally fucking kill him."

Cyrus looks at Surge, who completely wrecked the straight-jacket he gave him for Christmas.

Cyrus Black: Yeah, I have every intention to.

Cyrus then turns to Twista.

Cyrus Black: You all right, man? You look a little off-kilter.

Twista looks at the men in front of him, perhaps glancing at Nova for a fragement of a second too long and shakes his head to them all.

Twista XL: No, no. All good. All good in the hood! My man! .... Hahaha ... Yo, I best be goin' peace!

And with that Twista makes a rather hurried exit.

Cyrus watches Twista scurry off as he looks at Surge and, because they are the greatest tag team in the history of forever, uses his telepathy to speak in Surge's mind.

Exile's Mind wrote:: Is it just me, or do you get the sneaking suspicion that I'm going to have to end up brutally killing Twista?

Surge looks at Cyrus as the straight jacket suddenly self-immolates. Surge just stands there, returning Cyrus' gaze.

Orange Box wrote:: Dicks.

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Neville wakes up from a horrible bout with narcolepsy before noticing Twista walking away.

"Dammit, I was going to give that thug a piece of my mind. Next time XL, next time"

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:15 pm

Cyrus mentally speaks to Surge:

Exile's Mind wrote:: Dicks, indeed. Always enlightening when I thought-speak with you, Surge

Cyrus then verbally speaks to Neville.

Cyrus Black: Twista's my friend and all, but if you wanted to murder the crap out of him I don't think I'd be all that mad.

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"Thanks mate, it'll be good to show this company why you don't interrupt the debut of Neville fucking Ryan" he replies coldly

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:43 pm

Captain2 wrote:: "Thanks mate, it'll be good to show this company why you don't interrupt the debut of Neville fucking Ryan" he replies coldly

Cyrus Black: Yeah...either way, Twista seems a bit distracted by something. If I were a paranoid champion, I would think that he intends to screw me over in some way. But that could never happen...Twista couldn't possibly do something that completely stupid.

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Punk wrote:

John TPA wrote:: [Kevin Evans is standing the ring dressed in his street clothes he is dead serious, he flips everyone off before speaking]

"My name is Kevin Evans, I have battled for many years to make a living in this dog eat dog world. I was actually a trader back in Australia and I was making a decent living but when I saw poster for wrestlers I thought I would give it a go. Fast forward a few years I am now wrestling in companies and make big money. But this year I took a man called Alex Nova under my wing and trained him. I trained him well and now he is facing Cryus Black for the world championship I should be happy for him but I am going to be dead honest I am not happy for him. I wish he NEVER came into my life and STOLE everything from me. For the record I was actually set to face Cyrus for the title ages ago. Guess how that went! I have bent over backwards for every company I have been in. I have fought tooth and nail for everything I got. But now I look at it I got nothing really. I got nothing I felt good about. I felt like I wasted so many years wrestling for nothing. Hell I could be back in Australian being a tradie in the airforce but no I chose to do this crap. Dan Maskell a good friend of mine told me when he quit pro wrestling he was actually starting to care how he was being treated how he was seen by everyone. Now I seen truth in his actions, I know now I care way to much about myself to be shit on by people. I remember one time in my career I could beat anyone when I actually tried in my matches and shit but now I see it why do I fucking bother? All that does is get me shit on me and shoved more into the gate keeper role. Yes I am the gate keeper here and everywhere else. I am always the one rolling over for people and letting them move up. But now the buck stops with me! It is time for all this shit to end! I hope everyone is listening to this Kevin Evans is not fucking around anymore! This is my year and this is my time! Get it fucking right! I am not done yet. No not even close! You see I have a letter I have written about everything I have been through. This was written by Kevin Evans not 'Darth' Evans like I am called now. This is from Kevin Evans and no one else. So listen real good I am about fuck shit up!

[Kevin Evans pulls out a nearly folded paper and opens it up before clearing his throat]

"For many years I have given everything I have, nearly worked myself to death just make you scream and chant my name. I have been a company man through and through which I am damn proud of. But what makes me so sick that I throw up that I do my job to the best of my abilities and I get told I am actually good at what I do I still get treated as a gate keeper and have nothing to do but roll over for people. I have not been doing this all these years to hit the roof and just fall down again. I have watched my student Alex Nova go to heights I could only dream of now. He has not been told that he is not good enough by the bosses and sent to the gate. They like what he brings to the table where he came from and what he can do. With me I have not had any special treatment by anyone and I will not ever turn to them for help. Sure I ask people who has gone the mile but they don't care at all. Hell I have seen so many guys go past me in the ranks and yet I just kept my mouth shut and worked. But now this is the final straw. Hardcore Demon and Harry Jones I hope you two actually read this and see why I am the way I am. When I asked for help I got nothing. That hurt me and I was beating down by it, but now I am rising up and raising my middle finger up and saying fuck you. The ONLY two people I will EVER thank is Dan Maskell and Jake Lyndon those two legends and my good mates put me through the ringer gave me hints and tips and taught me. I am forever always in their debt. Now another thing I am sick to death how the these dumb fucks of General Mangers treat me. They have no clue how pick good guys. They go with goofs and fuck nuts and not the little guy. But I don't give a fuck anymore I will ALWAYS SCREW YOUR SHIT UP! Payback time for the bullying and other bullshit you pulled! I try everything in my power to move up but the guys in front of me just are now working like they should they pull dragon ball z jokes or rape jokes. Those things have nothing to do with wrestling but yet they get everything handed to them. If they don't they suck up for it. Dumb dogs you are. I really hope something changes here and fast. I want to keep doing this but if this bullshit keeps going I will just quit and go home. Simple as that."

[Evans folds it again]

"That is off my chest I have nothing more say about this topic but I hope everyone understands this is from me Kevin Evans and was not written by everyone else. I hope this reaches the top and wakes them up. Thank you for your fucking time. Goodnight."

[Kevin Evans leaves]

"So, when will we see your debut on Kids Say the Darndiest Things?"

Kevin Evans turns around and to his surprise sees the self-profound "Tyrant of Professional Wrestling", Harry Jones, casually strutting down the hallway.

Harry Jones: "Apparently you expect to throw veterans like Marcus Kane and myself into a proverbial black hole because you've finally reached puberty? Well it doesn't work like that, Darth. As much as I HATE the EFNW Wrestling fans, I don't respect that you would lie to them. Kevin, I've been doing my best to help you for the last two years. In fact, I've been telling you the EXACT SAME words of wisdom every single time I confront you. Two words, Evans; just retire! Y'see, there is a reason behind your lack of success in the wrestling industry, and the reason is that you are by far the most GENERIC, BORING, AUTISTIC ingrate to have ever laced up the boots! You literally come out here every week and drive the fans insane by saying the STUPIDEST, most repititive nonsense and then afterwards you act like some kind of wrestling martyr!"

Harry ["Evans"] Jones: "Hey EFNW fans! Did I just rape Omega or what?"

Harry ["Fans"] Jones: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR RING!"

Harry ["Evans"] Jones: "Yous love me aye! Who should I verbally rape next?"

Harry ["EFNW Fans"] Jones: "YOU FUCKING SUCK!"

There is a long and winding pause as Evans dwells over the negative comments being made by Jones.

Harry Jones: "I'll admit that I am a bad man ... but I am a great pro wrestler. Unfortunately, you are the exact opposite. You are the most genuine bloke in the world, yet you HUMILIATE yourself every single week by professing the most corny insults on men who are far more talented than yourself! It's time you understand that I never had to ask anyone for a world championship; I have EARNED every single one of my accolades. THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER HARRY JONES ... But there will be another Kevin Evans. Just think about it; Hunter J, Shane Johnson and Adam Young all share the exact same persona as yourself; you bring NOTHING new to the table! By the way, worked shoots haven't been cool since Surge and myself started doing them two years ago! Wrestling will only ever have one tyrant - one bad guy! ... But wrestling will grace many more autistics ... Wait, what - "

A fiesty Kevin Evans cuts Harry Jones off!

"Are you done?", he asks.

Harry Jones: "Probably not. That was probably my worst work of the entire year, but it beats anything you've ever done."

Evans cuts Jones off again!

TBC!

OT: I saw you rep me down. Now you have to reply Cool

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Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:: "Thanks mate, it'll be good to show this company why you don't interrupt the debut of Neville fucking Ryan" he replies coldly

Cyrus Black: Yeah...either way, Twista seems a bit distracted by something. If I were a paranoid champion, I would think that he intends to screw me over in some way. But that could never happen...Twista couldn't possibly do something that completely stupid.

"He interrupted my debut, I'd say he's entirely capable of being that stupid. He's spent far too long over here and doesn't even know the danger he's stepped into by pissing me off"

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:07 pm

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:: "Thanks mate, it'll be good to show this company why you don't interrupt the debut of Neville fucking Ryan" he replies coldly

Cyrus Black: Yeah...either way, Twista seems a bit distracted by something. If I were a paranoid champion, I would think that he intends to screw me over in some way. But that could never happen...Twista couldn't possibly do something that completely stupid.

"He interrupted my debut, I'd say he's entirely capable of being that stupid. He's spent far too long over here and doesn't even know the danger he's stepped into by pissing me off"

Cyrus Black: Well, I suppose it won't matter. If you go a'murdering on Twista and get the job done...or at the very least maim him a little, I won't have to worry about any betrayal or anything moronic like that.

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Pain For Pride is today! Now is your chance to post any final RPs which could easily give you leverage in your match.

Oh yeah, the new pic base for Jones is Justin Gabriel..

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Alex Nova spills propane inside of Cyrus's locker room and lights a match burning it up in flame. He chuckles and a sly smile is spread across his face, people rush in afterwards trying to put it out as Nova sits on a nearby crate reading a magazine like nothing happened

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.nova. wrote:: Alex Nova spills propane inside of Cyrus's locker room and lights a match burning it up in flame. He chuckles and a sly smile is spread across his face, people rush in afterwards trying to put it out as Nova sits on a nearby crate reading a magazine like nothing happened

Omega, who is nearby, smells the fire, and goes to see. He sees the smoke coming out of Cyrus's locker room. He then sees Alex Nova with a smile, and walks over.

Omega: Well well, look what we got here. A little guy who wants to make it to the big time.

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The camera's zoom into Nova and the people are seem in a bundle in front of Cyrus's locker room while it's still in flames, he walks away as the camera follows

AN:Tonight will be no different then Cyrus's locker room, a burned down train wreck for Cyrus. He will be demolished by me, and I will prove to everyone that I am the only superstar that can stand up to his constant attempt to get inside my head and control me like a puppeteer..

Camera zooms out and Nova smirks

AN:Don't get me wrong, I've listened to the advice that's been given to me, and the negative comments made on my twitter.. but I don't listen. What ever happens out there happens, and I'll take it like a man. Tonight will change my career, and hopefully sends a message to Cyrus and the rest of the locker room that I am a threat to anyone... and I am.. quote from Kevin Evans, the most Dangerous man on the Planet.

People are running by camera but it still manages to stay with Nova who's pushing people out of the way and almost pushes a man into the flame

AN:This is it, the showcase of the immortals, it's where I become better then what I am at this moment. I become a warrior, and despite Cyrus's efforts tonight, nothing will keep me from getting my hands on him and nailing the death from above. So listen, smell that? Burning sensation, and I will be the last man standing in that ring with the EFNw world title by the end of tonight.

He stops for a bit puts both hands on the wall and stretches

AN:Knowing Cyrus he will do the same as he does in every match he has.. and like I have said, I have watched every single one of his matches, and the weeks leading up to them. I know everything about Cyrus and there is not one thing that is missing. The long and winding road will come to an end, and at the end of that road I will be there standing with the EFNW title wrapped firmly around my waist.

He finishes his stretch and looks into the camera

AN:Cyrus I know you're out there, and to all of the roster in the back watching this little segment and this horror scene unfold behind my back... I am ready, I am hungry, and I will become your new EFNW world champion, enough talking, let the show begin..

He nails his Death From Above on the camera man and the camera goes BLACK cutting the segment

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Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

.nova. wrote:: Alex Nova spills propane inside of Cyrus's locker room and lights a match burning it up in flame. He chuckles and a sly smile is spread across his face, people rush in afterwards trying to put it out as Nova sits on a nearby crate reading a magazine like nothing happened

Omega, who is nearby, smells the fire, and goes to see. He sees the smoke coming out of Cyrus's locker room. He then sees Alex Nova with a smile, and walks over.

Omega: Well well, look what we got here. A little guy who wants to make it to the big time.

He looks up and to no surprise he see's the large omega and looks down to the ground

Alex: Make it to the big time..? What's that supposed to mean...? You don't think I'm ready for this? You gonna be like the rest of em, and say that there's no way I can pull this off?..

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.nova. wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

.nova. wrote:: Alex Nova spills propane inside of Cyrus's locker room and lights a match burning it up in flame. He chuckles and a sly smile is spread across his face, people rush in afterwards trying to put it out as Nova sits on a nearby crate reading a magazine like nothing happened

Omega, who is nearby, smells the fire, and goes to see. He sees the smoke coming out of Cyrus's locker room. He then sees Alex Nova with a smile, and walks over.

Omega: Well well, look what we got here. A little guy who wants to make it to the big time.

He looks up and to no surprise he see's the large omega and looks down to the ground

Alex: Make it to the big time..? What's that supposed to mean...? You don't think I'm ready for this? You gonna be like the rest of em, and say that there's no way I can pull this off?..

Omega looks surprised at this.

Omega: You really think you CAN do this? I've wrestled Cyrus, and I've wrestled you. Cyrus is WAY out of your league. But you know what, I technically haven't used my guaranteed match that Cairo gave me. That World Title match that I made, I was just making a good match. So, you know what Alex, I'm rooting for ya. I know I can beat you, and Cyrus is one of the very few people I can admit that I lost to cleanly. So, basically, you win, and I'M champion.

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Surge is watching Alex Nova talk to someone imaginary as well as making explosion noises and throwing his hands around.

"Does...does he do this on purpose? I swear to God, if he's just pretending to be retarded to get some kind of advantage, he's a great actor..."

Surge pulls out his phone and starts to record Nova rolling around on the ground and talking in various voices.

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EFNW Wrestling Presents

EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil - Page 33 Painfo10

Robert Cairo makes his way down to the ring wearing a neckbrace due to the vicious assault by Surge the previous week. Cairo claims that there is definitely not any bad blood between Surge and himself and to show his gratitude; Surge will be given an opportunity to compete on the Pay Per View later tonight!

Fight Money (c) vs Jaggered Payne
EFNW Tag Team Championship Match

Jaggered Payne cannot get the job done here tonight, but they definitely go out with a bang. After losing in a humiliating fashion to Fight Money, the team of Pauly Payne and Hayden Jaggerz decide to walk out on EFNW for good! The match only lasted four minutes and the champs barely had to break a sweat.

Harry Jones cuts a promo in the backstage area about being the best in the world, and all that good stuff.

Noeleen Phoenix vs Ali Walker
Vixens Cup Semi Final Match

An awesome Vixens Match! Ali Walker seemingly had all of the momentum in this match, but it is still surprising just how much force is packed behind one Glam-Slam ... Well, there was enough force behind it to put Ali Walker out for the count of three! Noeleen Phoenix ascends to the finale of the Vixens Cup!

Zoey vs Lara James
Vixens Cup Semi Final Match

This match is easily the most contested and evenly matched bout of the tournament. Lara James collects the victory at 9:42, but things could have easily gone the other way! After Lara is declared the winner, the EFNW fans give Zoey a standing ovation!

Robert Cairo confirms Surge's opponent(s) for this evening: Matt Chaos and Michael Chains, The System!

Michael DeJesus vs Daniel Evans
Loser Leaves EFNW Wrestling

This is one of the most emotional matches of all time! Almost everybody in the arena is brought to tears because Daniel Evans is unable to pull off the crucial victory against DeJesus. The match lasted a solid fifteen minutes, but it could have ended after ten minutes. Michael taunted Evans for another five, before ending the match in an ironic pinning predicament; with his man-meat pressing against Daniel's mouth! After the match, Evans cuts an emotinal promo about his love for the industry and for EFNW Wrestling; the greatest wrestling promotion in the world!

Kevin Evans makes an unexpected appearance tonight by coming out to the ring and DEMANDING some respect.

Surge vs Michael Chains & Matt Chaos
2-On-1 Handicap Match

Going into this match, the only person who believed in Surge was ... well, Surge. Chains and Chaos completely dominate Surge in the earlier stages of the match, but "Mr. Doomsday" is smart enough to pick both men apart and gain some momentum. He then uses this momentum to take Chaos out with a Curb Stomp, before finishing Chains off with a Murder Bay Plunge. After the match has concluded, Surge is handed a microphone. He looks dead-on into the camera and says, "Fuck you, Robert; fucking faggot" ... Short and sweet!

Angel Rodriguez cuts a pre-match promo, stating that he can be just as ruthless and intimidating as Marcus Kane!

Angel Rodriguez vs Marcus Kane
Casket Match

Ever since Marcus Kane returned to EFNW Wrestling, things have been a little ... paranormal. Tonight was no different at all. The match ended when Marcus Chokeslammed Rodriguez into the casket and shut the lid, but that wasn't all she wrote for Angel. Angel's bodyguard, still unknown to the fans, charged down the entrance ramp and knocked Kane out by cracking a steel pipe over Kane's head. The bodyguard then removed Angel from the casket and placed Marcus inside of the casket!

Everybody in the arena is shaking in their boots as Rodriguez pours a can of gasoline over the lid of the casket. He then strikes a match and sets the casket alight! As Angel and his bodyguard stand and admire their handy work, a shout echoes throughout the arena - presumbedly coming from the casket. However, this shout is not one of pain ... more like one of hatred, or anger. Suddenly, a fist flies through the roof of the casket! Marcus Kane emerges from the casket unscathed and stares daggers at Rodriguez as Angel tailgates through the crowd!

Alex Nova vows to silence the haters in tonight's main event!

Harry Jones vs Dustin Shore
Street Fight

BAM! Harry Jones puts Dustin Shore through the announcers table with a Cyclorama off a twenty-foot ladder! BOOM! Dustin Shore spears Harry Jones off the entrance ramp and puts Jones through a flaming table! KAPOW! Harry and Dustin tumble over the railing of a stairwell and crash and burn onto the unforgiving concrete!

All of those incredible spots happened over twenty minutes ago and both men now find themselves trading blows back and forth of a platform raised twenty-five feet above the ground! In unison, both men connect with a shot to the forehead! Both Shore and Jones fall over the edge of the platform and come crashing down right through the stage! The EFNW Fans chant "EFN-Dub!" as both men are wheeled out of the arena on a stretcher! This match is a No Contest!

Cyrus Black (c) vs Alex Nova
EFNW Wrestling Championship

... FUCK! This match is off the hook! In tonight's main event we become captive to some amazing story-telling by both men. We've got Alex Nova; the underdog who doesn't have a chance in hell of winning, and Cyrus Black; the best in the world. In the lead up to this match, nobody would have considered Alex to be in Black's league, but Alex definitely silenced all of his doubters tonight. There are many situations in this thirty minute classic which show Alex Nova on the verge of being crowned the new EFNW Wrestling Champion, but the resiliency of Cyrus Black frustrates Nova to the extent that he starts fighting with his heart, rather than his head. Nova drops his guard and just like that; it's over! Black retains his Title via the Journey's End!

Just before Pain For Pride concludes, we see Twista XL and Neville Ryan standing toe-to-toe in the backstage area; both daring the other man to make the first move. Unfortunately for the sake of the fans, neither man makes that move. EFNW 5: Pain For Pride goes off the air!

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Ali Walker

*backstage sitting on a storage crate after her match. She's a little down for losing her match against Noeleen, but it's not keeping her down*

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Harry Jones Responds to Dustin Shore following their epic encounter at Pain For Pride ~ !!

Without guys like me, there would be no Cyrus Black's and there would be no Dustin Shore's! Every Hero needs a Villain! Every wrestling promotion needs a Harry Jones! Every good guy needs a bad guy ... and I am the bad guy! I am a Tyrant! I am ... Harry Jones ... and let me tell you this, Dustin; this little rivalry between us is FAR from over! No, this isn't over until the day we both die! You being the genuine hero that you are THRIVE in the spotlight! You must frivolously defy any evil that precedes itself in EFNW ... and I am that evil. However, I will never die, nor will I ever rise again! There will only ever be ONE Harry Jones! There will be far more proverbial "heroes" to grace the sport of professional wrestling; but there will only ever be ONE Tyrant! I will live forever! Immortality is my bitch!

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Earlier today a video was posted on EFNW.com and every one has been talking about it. The news of the contents of this video spread quicker then herpes in Tim Taylor’s family. Facebook has been blowing up with statuses. People who do those pod-cast things and youtubers have been going absolutely nuts with the news. Fuck, even what ever people that are left on Myspace are talking about this video. Basically any wrestling fan around the world has been excited or in some cases ecstatic about this occurrence. Just look to twitter. For the past seven and a half hours (since the video has been posted on EFNW.com) the term #LEGEND has been trending worldwide and is damn close to setting some sort of meaningless Twitter record.

The video starts off black. For about 15 seconds or so. Every one rolls their mouse over the bottom of the media player to make sure their browser hasn’t frozen because the video takes so long to begin. All of a sudden a spotlight comes down from the top of the screen. It looks like a white triangle of white who’s tip is at the top of your screen. In the middle of it there is a chair. And scattered around the chair are pieces of paper. The camera stays on this image for a few more seconds until a faint noise of footsteps is heard. The footsteps get louder and louder A figure walks into the spot light and walks over the pieces of paper, making his way to the chair. His golden mask is gleaming from the spotlight hanging above. He is wearing a hooded sweatshirt with the word LEGEND in big bold white letters going down his right arm. He is also wearing torn jeans with some chains dangling from them, jingling while he walks. He takes a seat in the chair and looks around at the pieces of paper laying on the ground he moves some of them around with his feet. You hear him sigh as he rubs the back of his head. The man removes his gleaming mask revealing himself (obviously as it has been every fucking time for the past few months) to be none other then The Nightmare Among Men, Casey Anomaly. He tosses the mask down and it drops with a clang as it hits the ground. Casey rubs his forehead as he looks down at all of the pieces of paper seemingly stressed out and or overwhelmed by all of them. He bends down to pick one up and stares at it for a few moments he then picks up another with his other hand. He looks back and forth between the two and then gets up and begins to pick up other pieces of paper. Not all of them, just some of them. Casey picks up some but throws them down, actually he does that with most of them. Only choosing a select few He circles around the chair picking up these pieces of paper until he has about ten of them. Once he has the ones he wants he counts all ten of them, nods his head then sits back down on the chair. He looks at the one on top. Then flips to the next, and to the next, and to the next, etc.. Casey then pulls something out of his pocket, flicking the cap off it it, watching it bounce on the white floor.. The camera cuts to over his shoulder and you notice he is holding a sharpie in his hand. But more interestingly you see that the pieces of paper actually have pictures on them. The one on the top is one of Tim Talyor. Casey proceeds to chuckle a bit as he puts a huge X over Tim before tossing him back to the ground. The next one is of Angel Rodriguez. Casey does the same and crosses it out before tossing it to the ground. The third one is a picture of Riff Radley. He draws a little monocle on Riff and a swirly mustache, but after a little more doodling (a cheesy goatee to match the mustache, a dick jizzing all over him and the words WANTS TO GET RAPED HARD BY SURGE on his chest) he crosses him out and tosses him on the ground. The next is one of Keith Evans. Casey begins to laugh and you hear him say something under his breath like ‘phenomenal autistic’ or something like that. He crosses him out and moves to the next. Which is one of Alex Nova. Casey stares at it for a few moments and instead of crossing it out he crumples it up and throws it as far as he can. He looks back down at the next paper, a picture of Twista XL. Casey stares down at it and nods before simply crossing it out and tossing it down like the others. The following one is one of his long time nemesis, recent friend, his best frenemy: Neville Ryan. Casey can’t help but get a smug grin on his face as he looks at this one, he only puts one line going down the middle of Neville’s face. On one side he draws half a grin and the other half he draws half a frown. Obviously symbolism for Neville’s tendency to be bipolar. But just like the others he crosses him out and moves on The following one is one of Surge. Casey gets chills just looking at that picture of Surge. He reminisces of all of the brutal wars he has had with Surge and day dreams a bit before shaking his head after realizing he has beaten him before. So he crosses out the picture of Surge and drops it over his shoulder. Now he is down to the final two. The second to last image is one of the ‘face of EFNW’ Harry Jones. He snickers a bit before totally scribbling out Harrison’s body. he stares at his handy work and he is left with the last picture. Could you guess who it was? Yup. Cyrus mother fucking Black, the Reaper of the long and winding road, the messiah of hardcore and the current EFNW Champion. The camera cuts from over his shoulder back to the shot of in front of him. The Nightmare Among Men is staring lonnnng and hard into that image of Cyrus. A blank expression on his face. After a while he goes to cross out the image of Cyrus with the marker. But when doing so he looks confused. You see him attempt to draw another X. But he only gets more frustrated. The camera spins around and reveals there is nothing on Cyrus’ picture. Casey is trying and trying to cross out Cyrus’ picture but nothing is happening to it. The sharpie marker has no affect on the piece of paper what-so-ever. The camera swings around to the same view of Casey’s face. He crumples the paper up and throws it behind the camera but as soon as it’s off camera it comes flying back at Casey, but unfolded and perfectly neat. Casey gets more frustrated and throws it on the ground. The spotlight shuts off on Casey. And he is left there in the dark. After a few moments his mask begins to glow, letting off a golden aura. You can see a hand come near it and begin to move it. It moves it to the spot where Casey’s face was and it rests there as the hand moves away. The camera slowly fades to black. You can hear that too familiar whispering again that you usually hear in Casey Anomaly promos. It seems to be repeating something, but what that something is, is unknown for the time being until it gets a bit louder.

”A hero has fallen, but in his place, a legend rises...”

Those last few words echo a bit: ‘a legend rises’. The spotlight comes back on and Casey is still sitting in the chair. His mask is off and he is staring directly into the camera. Casey begins to speak:

”All ten of these men claim to be the best wrestlers that EFNW has to offer. But I beg to differ on most of their behalves.”

He reaches under his chair and pulls out a stack of paper. All of which are the same ten pictures that he had just been looking at, but all are in perfect condition. He then holds up the picture of Tim Taylor to the camera and looks at the camera.

”This man is Tim Taylor, I’ve beaten him more times then I can count on my finger’s and toes.”

He crumples that picture up and tosses it over his shoulder. He then holds up the picture of Angel Rodriguez

”This man has been counted for the pin on numerous occasions against me as well”

He does the same to the picture of Angel. Now the picture of Riff Radley has come up.

[b]”This man has always been my personal bitch since we met in kindergarten.”

Keith Evans’ picture follows.

[b]”I’ve made an example out of this man a few times just to get my point across to higher figures.”

Alex Nova.

”I could care less about this man. I’ve seen what he is capable of and what he says is completely different to what he is actually able to do. All bark and bullshit but no bite.”

Twista XL.

”This man is a friend of mine but there is a big difference between being a thug and being a professional wrestler. I have proved before to him and the world that I am a better wrestler then him.”

Now is the picture of Neville Ryan which Casey chuckles at.

”In my career this man has given me the hardest time, but no matter what my resiliency prevailed and I ended out on top ninety-nine times out of one hundred.”

When the picture of Surge comes up Casey’s smile instantly fades.

”This man is the scariest most violent human being I have ever come into contact with. He is a friend of mine just as Twista XL is. But nothing can stop a rising legend not even a masked psycho who could murder a kitten and not give a fuck.”

Harry Jones.

”Out of all of these men this one agitates me the most. He is nothing more then a phoney. A fake. A liar. A delusional dumb-ass. He thinks he is the best in the world but clearly isn’t. Ever time I have set foot in the ring with that man I have beaten him. Hell I beat him in my EFNW debut when hes supposed to be the face of this company which I consider my home away from home. He is nothing more then a flamboyant faggot with a napoleon complex.”

Last but not least the picture of Cyrus comes up. Casey stares at it, almost trans like for a few seconds before holding this picture up to the camera.

”But this man... this man... I can not bad mouth this man. As much as I would like to be able to, I am in no place to do so. Because this man help mold me into who I am today. And this man has taught me many MANY things that I still use to this day. Besides the fact I have tremendous respect for this man, the main reason I can not being myself to bad mouth this man or disrespect this man is because I have never beaten him in a one on one setting. Our first two encounters back ‘home’ ended in two no contests. And here in EFNW he has beaten me in a cage match. That is exactly why I am here speaking to this camera and speaking to all of the fans of the EFNW Universe. I am one of the greatest wrestlers in the world I am a rising legend and have done so much in my career to prove I am one of the very best athletes to step foot into this wrestling ring but there has always been that one thing that has eluded me. And that is in fact to beat my own mentor Cyrus Black. Sure you can call it crazy and its a pride thing but with out those two things, pride and insanity, I would not be the competitor I am today. But no matter what I do, no matter how many people I beat there will always be this one name nagging at me, that one name pressuring me to fight and that one name on my list of men in my way from being one of the greatest men of all time. I don’t care about the gold, or the money, or the women. I care about just being able to prove to myself that I can do the impossible and beat Cyrus Black. A man who hasn’t lost a match in god knows how long. To be honest I could care less about what any one sitting at home watching this, or any one in the locker room thinks if I beat Cyrus. I need to prove this to myself. Like I also said I could care less about the gold, it is only an added benefit. But since I still have this...”

Casey reaches into his pocket and pulls out a folded up piece of paper and holds it up for the camera to see.

”This contract. And as you all know this contract states I get a World Championship match when ever I want. I am not some pussy any more who will sneak attack the champion. But instead fight him like a true professional wrestler would. So I plan on using this contract very soon Cyrus. I’m not sure when and I will hammer the details out wiith management on when and where but I’m giving you a forewarning now even though you don’t need one. And before any one else sees this and begins to bitch about getting rematches or matches or what ever, let me say this: there are few men who have never gotten a shot at that EFNW World Title, those being myself and Neville Ryan I think. Yes this is directed at you Alex Nova. You lost at Pain For Pride. Get over it and get to the back of the fucking line. On a side note when this match does happen it will surpass any other match from last year or even this year so far. Me and Cyrus both know each other better then any one else knows one another probably in this business. For fuck’s sake the man trained when I was greener then goose shit. And I learned and still from time to time study his tapes and go back to that knowledge he’s given me. But on the the other side of the hand I have taken what foundation he has laid out for me and built my own style upon it.”

Casey takes a breath and chuckles shaking his head.

”Before I go on another tangent let me close this up with a few final statements. Cyrus be ready because when I do meet you in that ring next I plan on walking out the victor. I am not the same man you have faced before Cyrus I hope you know that. I can not wait to see you on my own long and winding road because this time I will break past you and move on, not being stopped once more. Remember I will not be fighting you for the the belt that sits around your waist but rather the pride that sits in my own heart. Cyrus.. A hero has fallen... and a legend is rising.. and I won’t let you get in the way of that.”

With that the spotlight goes dark. You hear footsteps getting fainter and fainter until they completely fade away, ending the video.

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Punk wrote:: OT: That's what you get for trying to shoot, John

Worked well, Nova would of taken that to heart and cried before replying with half ass promo.

Good day.

Contender Posts : 1527 Age : 30 Location : Melbourne

Off: Great promo Casey & was a great read.

Marcus Kane wrote:: The lights begin to flicker & a gong sounds throughout the arena. The lights now go out fully & a gong sounds once again.

The lighting starts to go a dark red as Marcus Kane's new music plays. Marcus begins to walk out to the stage, dressed in his ministry trench coat. He begins to walk down the ramp & behind him, druids are wheeling a casket down to the ringside area. Marcus walks up the steps & enters through the ropes. He takes a microphone & stands in the middle of the ring as the druids place the casket against the apron at ringside. The druids begin to circle the ring until all surround the ring, with 2 standing by the casket. The music stops playing & Marcus begins to raise the mic to his mouth. The lighting remains the same dark red.

Marcus: "So let me get this straight. Angel Rodriguez, the man who seems to call himself 'El Nino Maravilla', claims that he is, in no way shape or form, intimidated by my presence. What Angel fails to understand is that there is a really huge difference between sayign it & proving it. Angel has proven that he can talk the talk, but over these last few weeks, has not proven that he can walk the walk. Because this past week on EFNW Wrestling, he shows up after my match with a 7 foot monster & decides to attack me. Sure, I have no problem with it, that sort of shit comes with the terriotory of being a professional wrestler. But what I have a problem with, is the fact that he continuosly crows on & on about not being intimidated, yet whenever I show up around him or he even hears my voice, he trembles with fear & shows clear distress in regards to it. Hell, even the very mention of my name has him trembling with so much fear that on a regular basis, he soils himself, which won't be a good quality to attract the women if you continue wearing those white suits, Angel. But that is another topic for another time. Angel, you can hide behind your 7 foot bodyguard Victor Elias & say that you are not intimidated, but when it is crunch time at Pain for Pride, I will have the both of you trembling at my feet, begging for mercy."

The fans begin to cheer at Marcus' statements, as the man himself looks around into the audience, clearly unphased by the cheers of the audience.

Marcus: "Which now brings me to the casket that I have here at ringside. I brought this to ringside, because I want you Angel, to take a good look at what your future holds, if you continue to walk down this path. As you look at this casket here, I want you to think long & hard about what kind of pain, suffering & anguish I am going to put you through at Pain for Pride. The brutality will start when I punch a 6 inch hole right into your damn head to draw first blood, & the brutality will only stop when I grab you by your pencil neck, squeeze whatever life you seem to have left in your body, hoist you almost 7 feet in the air & drop you right into this casket here at ringside. As I shut the lid & proceed to lock your almost limp body inside, I want you to realize that as you are beginning to become claustrophobic, that you brought all this suffering all upon yourself. If your bodyguard Victor decides to get in the way, then I will be more than happy to take that one-way street to pain, just as long as he is more than willing, to take a ride on the highway to hell."

The fans cheer once more as Marcus calls for the casket to open & it opens, revealing what looks to be a body laying in the casket. The lights slowly return to normal as Marcus looks at the casket. The body in the casket just so happens to be a real life-like mannequin of Angel Rodriguez, covered in blood, perhaps giving Angel a look into what could be his future at Pain for Pride.

Marcus: "Now Angel, I want you to look inside this casket & see that it is a glimpse into your very future. This is exactly, what will happen to you at Pain for Pride. It also serves as a reminder to your bodyguard, that this could very well happen to him if he ends up feeling froggy. You can say that you are not intimidated if that suits you Angel, that is fine by me. Because I know the truth. You are truly intimidated of the fact, that I could very well end your career at Pain for Pride. Not only that, you are also intimidated that I could even put an end to your very life. Just remember Angel, you asked for this match at Pain for Pride, not me. I am just here, to give you what you have asked for, which is me kicking the shit out of you. Angel Rodriguez, Victor Elias, welcome to your very worst nightmare."

Marcus' music hits & the fans are cheering at his statements. Marcus exits the ring & shuts the casket. Marcus walks up the ramp as the druids begin to wheel the casket up the ramp behind him.

Off (2): Any thoughts on my promo?

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OT: HARRY IS 1-3 AGAINST ANOMALY YOU SUNNABITCH! Haha great read, Anomarape .. glad to see he recovered from the ferriswheel incident.

OT 2.0: That was the winning promo for ya, Mitch. Very noice.

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Punk wrote:: OT: HARRY IS 1-3 AGAINST ANOMALY YOU SUNNABITCH! Haha great read, Anomarape .. glad to see he recovered from the ferriswheel incident.

OT 2.0: That was the winning promo for ya, Mitch. Very noice.

Off: Win. Expect another this week Razz

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