EFNW Wrestling >> "A New Chapter"

Angel Rodriguez arrives in EFNW, with some of the more knowledgeable wrestling fans chanting 'USA! USA!', while he strides past them, not caring one bit.

Former EFNW Owner, "The Man Meat Messiah" Daniel Evans arrives at the arena wearing a black Armani suit that it complimented by a thin red tie and a matching pocket square. Evans walks toward the arena doors, and abuse is hurled at him by every single fan that is in attendance. Evans orders two members of security to walk with him, though they are both smaller in stature than him. As he walks past the fans, they can be heard chanting "You Killed EFNW," which Evans does not take very well. The 6'5 Canadian stares a hole in the fans, for some reason this silences them. All of a sudden, a smaller group starts a chant of "We Love Man Meat." At first Evans is thrown by their sexual decisions, but then realizes they are referring to the most famous incident of his booking career.

"That shit made me more famous than I was before. I never knew it was possible."

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OFF Speaking of which Casey isn't even on the roster

Ya spelled Cujo wrong ya dick waffle.

The Legend of Casey wrote:

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Casey Anomaly
**The Nightmare Among men rolls up to the arena in a 2011 Dodge Challenger RT, Ice blue with one black racing strip going right down the middle. Ashe opens the door and steps out he gets a huge pop from the fans. He laughs to himself as he comes around to the passenger side door and grabs a duffel bag and his trusty signature skate board. He throws his keys to a valet, slings the bag over his shoulder, and tosses his board on the ground. Casey Anomaly high fives some fans as he skates into the arena to search for his locker room mumbling things under his breath like 'Last Hardcore champion, next world champion" and "Harry Jones doesn't have shit on me" when he skates past ___________ looking at him odd**

However, while he's skating a pair of scissors goes flying right past Casey causing him to attempt to swerve out of the way, but ends up falling to the floor. He then gets up and see's the scissors sticking into the wall right beside him and pulls them out. He looks at them closely and see's 'They are watching' written on them with marker. Just then, a man in a purple, yellow and black mask and matching outfit leaps right beside him and quickly pulls him to his knees.

"You!", he says quietly while looking around. "By the amber waves of grain, do my eyes deceive me?! Stricken by a radioactive toxic carrying semi, your hair soon extended to enormous and nappy lengths, transforming you into the BLACK MONGREL!"

He then takes a strain of hair from Casey's head and observes it.

"Strange, I see no venom..."

The Legend of Casey wrote:

CUJO! wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

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Casey Anomaly
**The Nightmare Among men rolls up to the arena in a 2011 Dodge Challenger RT, Ice blue with one black racing strip going right down the middle. Ashe opens the door and steps out he gets a huge pop from the fans. He laughs to himself as he comes around to the passenger side door and grabs a duffel bag and his trusty signature skate board. He throws his keys to a valet, slings the bag over his shoulder, and tosses his board on the ground. Casey Anomaly high fives some fans as he skates into the arena to search for his locker room mumbling things under his breath like 'Last Hardcore champion, next world champion" and "Harry Jones doesn't have shit on me" when he skates past ___________ looking at him odd**

However, while he's skating a pair of scissors goes flying right past Casey causing him to attempt to swerve out of the way, but ends up falling to the floor. He then gets and see's the scissors sticking into the wall right beside him and pulls them out. He looks at them closely and see's 'They are watching' written on them with marker. Just then, a man in a purple, yellow and black mask and matching outfit leaps right beside him and quickly pulls him to his knees.

"You!", he says quietly while looking around. "By the amber waves of grain, do my eyes deceive me?! Stricken by a radioactive toxic carrying semi, your hair soon extended to enormous and nappy lengths, transforming you into the BLACK MONGREL!"

He then takes a strain of hair from Casey's head and observes it.

"Strange, I see no venom..."

Casey Anomaly
*He looks at the masked man with an extremely odd look on his face. Casey glances at the scissors on the wall and back at the man with the yellow and purple mask man. Casey tries to speak but cant find the words*
How in the fuck did... why would you... what just...
*he shakes his head and rubs his face*
What in gods name are you talking about?! Or better yet why was I almost killed with a pair of flying scissors?!

The man then grabs Casey by his shoulders and shakes him.

"Don't you understand, Mongy?! This is all apart of the Jones' family secret! They're polluting the air, causing millions of dollars in back taxes to be refurbished, We can't allow this to happen my young ward. I chose you for a reason, because you've got the touch, you've got the power, something which the Jones' desperately need! WORLD DOMINATION IS IMMINENT!"

The man then looks around, making sure that no one heard him and starts to speak in a hushed tone.

"They have besmirched this spectacular sport. This besmirchment cannot stand!"

He then quickly looks down the hall, as if he heard something. He then turns back to Casey and pats him on the head.

"Keep quiet young grasshopper. Only you and I can stop them."

He then looks over at the light switch on the wall next to them. He reachs over and swiftly turns all the lights off, causing the entire hallway to go pitch black. After stumbling around to find the switch, Casey finally turns the lights back on and the masked man is nowhere to be seen. Casey is about to leave until another pair of scissors fly out of nowhere and stick the wall right next to him. He looks at them closely and it says 'Good Luck, Mongy' written on them with marker.

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("The Aussie Dragon" Shane Johnson arrives at the EFNW arena for the first time in his career, he is dressed in his street clothes which are, jeans, shoes, black and purple belt, chain hanging out from the right pocket, his custom shirt. He is also wearing sunnies. He enters the through the double doors and walks down the hallway, he scans around him as he walks, taking in the new surroundings around him. He turns the corner and sees crew members working on shirts and pants other things. He walks up to one and asks him to make him another shirt and the crew member says yes. So Shane keeps walking down the hallway until he crosses paths with.........)

TBC by someone.

Omega sees him walk past and places his hand on Johnson's chest, causing him to a stop.

Mr. 100% | Omega

"Well well, another newbie, right? Never seen your face before. Look kid, before you try to go to the top, don't try, cause I'm gonna be there, waiting for you if you do. Knocking down people to the bottom is what I'll do. Heed my warning, don't try."

The Aussie Dragon//Shane Johnson//The Aussie Dragon

[Shane stops and pushes Omega's hand away, before crosses his arms and tilts his head a bit and laughs a bit at Omega calling him a newbie.]

"By the looks of things, you are a gym rat and take roids. Not good man, that shit makes you crazy and other crazy shit. But that is beside the point, you see I am not a "newbie". I have been around the block a few times. I have battled many wrestlers in my time many that are way better then you. I have heard a lot about you, that you are biggest cry baby and biggest bitch in wrestling today. When ever you lose you crack a massive sad and go bitch to the General Manger, trust me that will not get you anywhere in EFNW, all that will get you is a pink slip match. Also before you say that I will not go anywhere, do a background check on me, I have gone places. Also if you are stepping up to me, choose your words wisely."

Omega laughs as Shane talks.

Mr. 100% | Omega

"Bitch to the GM? Me? You must be thinking of someone else. You see, I only bitch for 2 reasons. 1: When I'm treated unfairly and 2: When the ref makes a bad desicion. Thats when I bitch. As for being a "crybaby," that couldn't be more false, I assure you that. When faced against me, just looking at you, I can tell your a joke compared to me. I make sure my opponent's bleed, cry and beg for mercy. When they beg, I don't care, I just brutalize. Oh, and that first thing you said, do a little research on steroids, they give your skin an orange ting if I'm right. And, I'm not orange, no 'roids in me!"

He smirks as he finishes talking.

[Shane cracks the biggest smile ever. He pokes Omega muscles before standing back and grinning0

The Aussie Dragon//Shane Johnson//The Aussie Dragon

"I must say you so full of yourself it is pretty funny, to be honest with you. Did I just hear you bitch every time you lose? DAMN! You are so clueless Omega. So you have 2 reason for your bitching correct? Lets go over them. You only think you are treated unfairly when you lose a match, it is no one's fault but it is yours, your skill and talent, whatever is left of it are not enough to win your matches, so start accepting the fact it is your fault and no one Else's also, what have ref's got to do with you losing, they only count the three and what not. They don't screw you out of your matches you do. So you say you make your opponents bleed and what not? Really? Are you that stale that you say you do that to people just make people fear you? You have not put fear into my heart yet. I have heard many people say they are going to hurt me and stuff but when it is game time they can't back it up, much like you, you say shit but you can't back it up, so this good time to say this, say shit you will get hit."

*Josh Polson arrives at the arena but not for the first time, remembering back to One Night Stand last year he shakes the bad memory of the match out and the good feeling of the fans in and walks to his locker room*

So Hazza, 'cause well, well yea, 'cause I'm God-Like, I fixed the roster for you, 'cause yea, God-Like