Subject: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:35 am
"Too long has the wrestling World been generic and unoriginal. Too long have the same scenarios and stories been seen, with no hope for originality or refreshing material. Too long have the same generic wrestlers played politics to gain their spots, while performers with actual talent were shunned and looked down upon. But now that all changes. Extreme Fan Nation Wrestling is making it's return, bigger and more extreme than ever! That's right, fans will once again be able to see the top-tier talent from across the World, coupled with World-class wrestling and storytelling. EFNW is making wrestling fun again. EFNW has been known to deliver the best quality of entertainment; cult fans and casual fans alike are going to be blown away. And that's a guarantee."
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:36 am
>> Extreme Fan Nation Wrestling has a 90 Minute show every Wednesday named "Equinox", and a 180 Minute show on a Friday named "EFNW Wrestling"
Alexander Pontex;Heel [JD] Alex Nova;Heel [Alex Nova] Ali Fernando;Tweener [Justin] Ali Walker;Face [Jigsaw] Angel Rodriguez;Heel [Jerishows] Black Thunder;Face [Dan] Casey Anomaly;Tweener [The Legend of Casey] Christian Storm;Heel [Cole] Coty Weston;Heel [Oradion] Cyrus Black;Tweener [Cyrus T] Daniel Evans;Heel [Mesa] Danny D;Heel [Super] Dan Maskell;Heel [Maskell] Devlin Barboza;Heel [JoKeR] Dr. ButcherHeel [Marik] El Amazo;Face [TJ, The Creator] Eric LindgreenFace [Jerishows] Fang;Heel [Jigsaw] Faymen Fortune;Heel [Maskell] G-Bo;Face [RiffRad] Harry Jones;Face [Hazza] Hayden Jaggerz;Heel [Samuel] Jake Lyndon;Heel [Jake] Jayden Robertson;Face [John TPA] Jessica Evans;Tweener [John TPA] Josh Polson;Face [Polsy] Kevin Brown;Tweener [JHF] Kevin Evans;Tweener [John TPA] Leon Carter;Heel [JoKeR] Marcelo Evans;Heel [Mesa] Matt Chaos;Heel] [Hazza] Matt Xtreme;Tweener [Hazza] Michael Chains;Heel [Hazza] Michael DeJesus;Heel [Jake] Nick Shelton;Heel [Granger] Noeleen Phoenix;Face [Noeleen Phoenix] Omega;Heel [ThePeep] Pauly Payne;Heel [Samuel] Peter Linch;Face [The U's Scotsman] Phil Brilliance;Heel [Newsid] Riff Radley;Heel [RiffRad] Robert Robinson;Face [HTH] Shane Johnson;Face [John TPA] Simon Slayer;Heel [HTH] Surge;Tweener [Marik] Twista XL;Face [Adam] Tyler Ryder;Tweener [Granger] William L. Davis IV;Heel [Oradion] Zoey;Heel [Alex Nova]
Champions
EFNW Champion: Cyrus Black
Revolution Champion: Robert Cairo
EFNW Tag Team Champions: Fight Money
EFNW TV Champion: Omega
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:37 am
UPCOMING PAY PER VIEWS
JanuaryEFNW 6: Pain For Pride II FebruaryEFNW 7: Interactive Anarchy MarchEFNW 8: Path to Power AprilEFNW 9: Unbroken JuneEFNW 10: Wrestling Evolution V
FEUDS
Casey Anomaly vs ??? || Alex Nova vs Robert Cairo || Harry Jones vs Cyrus Black || Michael DeJesus vs Daniel Evans || Omega vs Robert Robinson
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:37 am
EFNW STAFF
Ring Announcer: Consisto [Former EFNW Jobber] Commentator: Bob Sparks Color Commentator: Tyson Shooter Backstage Interviewer: Bill Mayne Backstage Interviewer #2: John Hardcore [Former EFNW Wrestler]
Mega Creative Team Member of Doom: Jake Super Creative Team Member Doom: Hazza Creative Team Member ... Sorta: Marik Head Match Writer: Hazza Match Writer: Marik
EFNW PROUDLY SPONSORS:
1. Triple X Wrestling [3XW]
===============================================
HALL OF FAME
~ Harry Jones ~ Judgement ~ Cassidy ~ Amy ~ Danny D ~ Cameron Worley
More EFNW Wrestlers and Vixens will be inducted on the 1st of January, 2012
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:38 am
EFNW Wellness Policy
Here is the official EFNW Wellness Policy:
- No Rated R/X (Couples are allowed, just dont go too overboard) - No cybering (I will crack down on this the hardest) - No complaining about the results of matches or if things do not go your way - No spamming - Keep 'Off Topic' talk to a minimum - If you choose to leave EFNW unexpectedly, I have all the rights to finish your CaW up however I choose.
Each rule broken will consist of a violation penalty
1st Violation:Warning 2nd Violation:30 Day Suspension (For your favoured Caw) 3rd Violation:60 Day Suspension (For your favoured CaW) 4th Violation:EFNW Contract Terminated (For your favoured CaW) 5th Violation:EFNW Contract Terminated (All CaWs terminated)
You cannot use your suspended CaW while he/she is suspended. If you do so, the suspension time starts again and another one of your wrestlers is awarded a violation.
People With Violations {None Available}
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:38 am
This is the new thread. You may now post!
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:42 am
OT- Tomorrow, I can try to make some new banners, for the champions or everytime it changes hand?
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:44 am
*Barry Cones is seen backstage fucking the shit out of Surge in the most passionate way possible. Their dicks are rubbing against each other as they kiss each other oh so passionately.*
Off: Nova losing the belt was pretty fucking retarded. Really, Nova is the best. Give the title back to him, faggot. Also, I quit.
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:45 am
OFF: Ohhh no, me and Hazza settled it, and going on the feud with Cairo as you saw on the last thread, big tingzzz happening that could change EFNW.
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:52 am
For Adam's sake, put these up.
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:04 am
Great Timeh Man wrote:
The Legendary Super Surge wrote:
Future TJ wrote:
The Legendary Super Surge wrote:
Future TJ wrote:
The Legendary Super Surge wrote:
Future TJ wrote:
*Robert watches Alex as he leaves. He then heads over to Travis Jones's office and knocks on the door*
Travis is masturbating in his office.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!", he yells.
A Cum Dragon flys out of his office.
Travis Jones, having relieved himself, invites Robert in without washing his hands.
"Come in, Robert Cairo."
He offers his hand for a shake.
*Cairo instead gives Travis a Christian sidehug* Cairo: How are you, Mr. Jones?
"I'm great."
Travis hands Cairo a shake. Because that's what he meant when he offered his hand - he had a milkshake.
"I love you."
Tim Lucker: Is this the bathroom
Travis rapes Tim and throws him out onto the street. He then comes back to sexually harass Cairo.
"I am the authoritarian."
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:19 am
Cairo: So you are. Yet you seem to be a busy man, what with this ECCW nonsense and all. This place needs someone who can run it well. I mean, Jesus, how many times has Jarrett Calloway come onto this show and fought Harry Jones only for the match to end in a "double countout?" How many more times will an idiot like Surge run around, raping anyone he damn well pleases? EFNW needs order, it needs change.
off: I'm shady
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:23 am
Tim Lucker: I'm not gonna lie, Travis seems like a younger man's name.
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:28 am
Harry Jones emerges from the backstage area and receives an ovation from the EFNW faithful with far more boos than cheers! Jones walks down the ramp, without any of the gimmicky poses and non-sense, trying to keep it real. After casually spitting in the face of an Alex Nova fan; Harry slides into the ring and waits for his music to die down. He stares at the canvas pensively, trying to collect his thoughts. After a brief pause, he finally speaks.
Harry Jones: "Y'know what? Cyrus Black, being the attention whore that he is, will probably cut me off mid-sentence and start frivolously preaching to you all about how I have never defeated him in a title match whilst neglecting the fact that two weeks ago I BEAT him ... clean! So without further ague ... Cyrus BLAAACCCKKKK!"
OT: Lazeh
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:34 am
Future TJ wrote:
Cairo: So you are. Yet you seem to be a busy man, what with this ECCW nonsense and all. This place needs someone who can run it well. I mean, Jesus, how many times has Jarrett Calloway come onto this show and fought Harry Jones only for the match to end in a "double countout?" How many more times will an idiot like Surge run around, raping anyone he damn well pleases? EFNW needs order, it needs change.
off: I'm shady
"Change you say?"
Travis grabs his cellphone and dials.
"I want 50 pink bunny rabbit uniforms here as soon as possible."
He looks back at Robert.
"Change."
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:45 am
OT: Front page has been tuned up. The next five Pay Per Views have been announced :3
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 3:08 am
The fans go absolutely berserk as the old theme of Alex Nova hits. The catchy tune that's got ladies standing and old men having heart-attacks. The lights go back to how they were, yellow, pink, and light blue as Nova runs out and raising his arm in the air. He then lowers it slowly looks out to the crowd, and walks down the ramp, he slaps the hands of some guys who are big Nova fans and messes up a little kids shaggy hair and smiles as he hops onto the mat and enters the ring with his own mic in hand. He waits for the crowd to die down then finally speaks.
'SOS'>>Alex Nova<<'SOS'
"Well, after encountering Robert Cairo backstage, we put aside our differences, and our dispute for the Revolution championship was also..set aside. Now we, yes I mean along with the help of some other superstars.. are going to settle what EFNW can become, when in control, is someone else. You see, Travis Jones is not a reliable person to have, as the leader of EFNW. Sure, he may of been the reason certain superstars such as--myself along with others included, are quickly becoming well recognized.. but we aren't up to the level of power like ECCW and CWW. We're at the bottom of the food chain. It's like a petting zoo here, and then over there it's like you can do whatever you want. Whatever happened to, EFNW 'Fan Nation Wrestling', NO, this is just pathetic. 'Extreme Faggish Noob Wrestling' in my opinion. When we went and declared war on ECCW during they're show, we may have won SOME bouts, but that's only the superstars who are main eventers here.. and I think your starting to ignore your future stars that could make or break this company.. like Me and Cairo.."
Just then __________'s theme hits
TBD by anyone idc...
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 3:45 am
alex.nova wrote:
we aren't up to the level of power like ECCW and CWW.
That was dumb, but the rest of it was really good. I've got a badass idea which I will utilize over the upcoming weeks.
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 3:54 am
alex.nova wrote:
The fans go absolutely berserk as the old theme of Alex Nova hits. The catchy tune that's got ladies standing and old men having heart-attacks. The lights go back to how they were, yellow, pink, and light blue as Nova runs out and raising his arm in the air. He then lowers it slowly looks out to the crowd, and walks down the ramp, he slaps the hands of some guys who are big Nova fans and messes up a little kids shaggy hair and smiles as he hops onto the mat and enters the ring with his own mic in hand. He waits for the crowd to die down then finally speaks.
'SOS'>>Alex Nova<<'SOS'
"Well, after encountering Robert Cairo backstage, we put aside our differences, and our dispute for the Revolution championship was also..set aside. Now we, yes I mean along with the help of some other superstars.. are going to settle what EFNW can become, when in control, is someone else. You see, Travis Jones is not a reliable person to have, as the leader of EFNW. Sure, he may of been the reason certain superstars such as--myself along with others included, are quickly becoming well recognized.. but we aren't up to the level of power like ECCW and CWW. We're at the bottom of the food chain. It's like a petting zoo here, and then over there it's like you can do whatever you want. Whatever happened to, EFNW 'Fan Nation Wrestling', NO, this is just pathetic. 'Extreme Faggish Noob Wrestling' in my opinion. When we went and declared war on ECCW during they're show, we may have won SOME bouts, but that's only the superstars who are main eventers here.. and I think your starting to ignore your future stars that could make or break this company.. like Me and Cairo.."
Just then Fight Money's theme hits
*The EFNW Tag Team Champions step out onto the stage, with their belts over their shoulders. William L Davis IV has a microphone in his hand as the two start down the ramp.*
William: As well as the EFNW Tag Team Champions. Please do not take my interruption as hostility, Mr. Nova, take it as us adding our voice to your own.
*The two men come into the ring, and Coty Weston stands behind and to the right of William.*
William: For you see, we were given the task of defeating ECCW's greatest tag team at PowerPlay, and may I say that we defeated them totally and utterly. We are personally congratulated by Travis Jones...and promptly sent home for two weeks, and showed up last week only to have an explosive laden with fecal matter set off in our faces! Not only is it an unsanitary, unsafe working environment, it is also disrespectful and unprofessional. We who won Travis a victory over Matthew Jericho are tired of being disrespected and forgotten. So, we would personally relish the opportunity to help you change the face of EFNW, myself with my small fortune, and my associate Mr. Weston here by using a more...physical, abrasive form of persuasion.
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 3:56 am
Hazza wrote:
alex.nova wrote:
we aren't up to the level of power like ECCW and CWW.
That was dumb, but the rest of it was really good. I've got a badass idea which I will utilize over the upcoming weeks.
He's the number one contender there and not here, pretty simple
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:31 am
@1HarryJones: "People are bitching about EFNW having an unsafe working environment ... da fuck? Back in the good ol' days I had Hardcore Demon's minions throwing knives at me whilst at the same time I was being chased down the hallway by Judgement who was weilding a motherfucking chainsaw! I was even put in prison for three weeks because I blew up Destiny X's private jet! It is pretty safe to say that the men and women who competed by my side in the glory days are a lot more hardcore than the pussies representing us now!"
Minutes later he tweeted...
@1HarryJones: "However, this doesn't change my opinion on the EFNW fans. They are still the same abundance of life-sucking leeches that they have always been!"
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:09 am
Oriadon wrote:
alex.nova wrote:
The fans go absolutely berserk as the old theme of Alex Nova hits. The catchy tune that's got ladies standing and old men having heart-attacks. The lights go back to how they were, yellow, pink, and light blue as Nova runs out and raising his arm in the air. He then lowers it slowly looks out to the crowd, and walks down the ramp, he slaps the hands of some guys who are big Nova fans and messes up a little kids shaggy hair and smiles as he hops onto the mat and enters the ring with his own mic in hand. He waits for the crowd to die down then finally speaks.
'SOS'>>Alex Nova<<'SOS'
"Well, after encountering Robert Cairo backstage, we put aside our differences, and our dispute for the Revolution championship was also..set aside. Now we, yes I mean along with the help of some other superstars.. are going to settle what EFNW can become, when in control, is someone else. You see, Travis Jones is not a reliable person to have, as the leader of EFNW. Sure, he may of been the reason certain superstars such as--myself along with others included, are quickly becoming well recognized.. but we aren't up to the level of power like ECCW and CWW. We're at the bottom of the food chain. It's like a petting zoo here, and then over there it's like you can do whatever you want. Whatever happened to, EFNW 'Fan Nation Wrestling', NO, this is just pathetic. 'Extreme Faggish Noob Wrestling' in my opinion. When we went and declared war on ECCW during they're show, we may have won SOME bouts, but that's only the superstars who are main eventers here.. and I think your starting to ignore your future stars that could make or break this company.. like Me and Cairo.."
Just then Fight Money's theme hits
*The EFNW Tag Team Champions step out onto the stage, with their belts over their shoulders. William L Davis IV has a microphone in his hand as the two start down the ramp.*
William: As well as the EFNW Tag Team Champions. Please do not take my interruption as hostility, Mr. Nova, take it as us adding our voice to your own.
*The two men come into the ring, and Coty Weston stands behind and to the right of William.*
William: For you see, we were given the task of defeating ECCW's greatest tag team at PowerPlay, and may I say that we defeated them totally and utterly. We are personally congratulated by Travis Jones...and promptly sent home for two weeks, and showed up last week only to have an explosive laden with fecal matter set off in our faces! Not only is it an unsanitary, unsafe working environment, it is also disrespectful and unprofessional. We who won Travis a victory over Matthew Jericho are tired of being disrespected and forgotten. So, we would personally relish the opportunity to help you change the face of EFNW, myself with my small fortune, and my associate Mr. Weston here by using a more...physical, abrasive form of persuasion.
Alex Nova: I can see your heads spinning in the right direction..rallying more troops to change the face of EFNW for good, and hopefully send a message to TRavis Jones, that we're done with his bullshit sounds like a plan. What he does is use you once like a new paddle ball set, then put you down and forget about you--only if he's in trouble he uses all the tools he has. I personally am fed up, welcome Willliam & Coty.. to a new rising dawn in wrestling.."
Extends his hand out to both for a shake
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:03 pm
The Legendary Super Surge wrote:
Future TJ wrote:
Cairo: So you are. Yet you seem to be a busy man, what with this ECCW nonsense and all. This place needs someone who can run it well. I mean, Jesus, how many times has Jarrett Calloway come onto this show and fought Harry Jones only for the match to end in a "double countout?" How many more times will an idiot like Surge run around, raping anyone he damn well pleases? EFNW needs order, it needs change.
off: I'm shady
"Change you say?"
Travis grabs his cellphone and dials.
"I want 50 pink bunny rabbit uniforms here as soon as possible."
He looks back at Robert.
"Change."
*Robert pulls a handful of coins from his pocket* Cairo: This is also change. But I want literal change, sir.
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:16 pm
Future TJ wrote:
The Legendary Super Surge wrote:
Future TJ wrote:
Cairo: So you are. Yet you seem to be a busy man, what with this ECCW nonsense and all. This place needs someone who can run it well. I mean, Jesus, how many times has Jarrett Calloway come onto this show and fought Harry Jones only for the match to end in a "double countout?" How many more times will an idiot like Surge run around, raping anyone he damn well pleases? EFNW needs order, it needs change.
off: I'm shady
"Change you say?"
Travis grabs his cellphone and dials.
"I want 50 pink bunny rabbit uniforms here as soon as possible."
He looks back at Robert.
"Change."
*Robert pulls a handful of coins from his pocket* Cairo: This is also change. But I want literal change, sir.
"Oh...wut?"
Travis gives Robert a weird look.
"Get on Skype."
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:37 pm
After a long absence from the company and just honestly complete laziness, Nick Shelton, decides to make his grand return as he arrives at the arena in a pair of purple jeans and a black leather jacket and a purple bandana around his forehead and a huge smirk on his face.