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UPDATE THE ALEX NOVA V KEVIN EVANS MATCH!

[Kevin Evans is backstage after his in ring rant with Nova]

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Three Stages of Evans dip stick.

John TPA wrote:

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UPDATE THE ALEX NOVA V KEVIN EVANS MATCH!

[Kevin Evans is backstage after his in ring rant with Nova]

Building the feud, that's how I like it. MAIN EVENT!

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

John TPA wrote:

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UPDATE THE ALEX NOVA V KEVIN EVANS MATCH!

[Kevin Evans is backstage after his in ring rant with Nova]

Building the feud, that's how I like it. MAIN EVENT!

OT: Lol stop trolling John and do something in-character. Peoples, imma post a promo later.

*Coty Weston and William Davis are seen playing cards on a fold-out table in the back, still amped from winning their debut match.*

[The shot opens up and we are backstage in the EFNW Arena, specifically at the interview area where none other than Bill Mayne and the former EFNW International Champion, and the man who was attacked by a returning Hardcore Demon on the second ever episode of Equinox, “Sex Appeal” Michael DeJesus! DeJesus is dressed in a pair of black jeans and his official Michael DeJesus T-Shirt. DeJesus is casually chewing a piece of chewing gum as Mayne begins to speak]

Bill Mayne ”Ladies and Gentlemen with me at this time is one of the fastest rising stars in EFNW and Professional Wrestling, Michael DeJesus!”

[The crowd boo]

BM ”Michael, just days ago you were viciously attacked by a returning Hardcore Demon, what are your thoughts on his attack?”

Michael DeJesus ”You serious bro? What am I meant to think? That Hardcore Demon is a real good kid? Nah champ. Hardcore Demon proved what we all already knew, he’s a coward, and he’s scared of me, Michael DeJesus!”

BM ”Do you have any idea at all, as to why he attacked you?”

MD ”Well Billy boy, after I sat down and had a good old chat with Mr. Demon, I come to the conclusion that he doesn’t like my tights … How the hell should I know dumbass? Bill, fuck sake you’re stupid. Let’s look at it, I’m younger, better looking and more talented than his fat arse, so it’s jealousy bra. Hardcore Demon knows I’m the shit, and he’s upset no one cares about him anymore, it’s all about the party, and I am the party!”

[Bill Mayne gulps and begins backing off. DeJesus looks confused]

MD ”Da fuck?”

[DeJesus turns and sees Hardcore Demon staring a hole through his head. DeJesus staggers a little at first site before composing himself and putting on a brave face]

Jericho wrote:

[The shot opens up and we are backstage in the EFNW Arena, specifically at the interview area where none other than Bill Mayne and the former EFNW International Champion, and the man who was attacked by a returning Hardcore Demon on the second ever episode of Equinox, “Sex Appeal” Michael DeJesus! DeJesus is dressed in a pair of black jeans and his official Michael DeJesus T-Shirt. DeJesus is casually chewing a piece of chewing gum as Mayne begins to speak]

Bill Mayne ”Ladies and Gentlemen with me at this time is one of the fastest rising stars in EFNW and Professional Wrestling, Michael DeJesus!”

[The crowd boo]

BM ”Michael, just days ago you were viciously attacked by a returning Hardcore Demon, what are your thoughts on his attack?”

Michael DeJesus ”You serious bro? What am I meant to think? That Hardcore Demon is a real good kid? Nah champ. Hardcore Demon proved what we all already knew, he’s a coward, and he’s scared of me, Michael DeJesus!”

BM ”Do you have any idea at all, as to why he attacked you?”

MD ”Well Billy boy, after I sat down and had a good old chat with Mr. Demon, I come to the conclusion that he doesn’t like my tights … How the hell should I know dumbass? Bill, fuck sake you’re stupid. Let’s look at it, I’m younger, better looking and more talented than his fat arse, so it’s jealousy bra. Hardcore Demon knows I’m the shit, and he’s upset no one cares about him anymore, it’s all about the party, and I am the party!”

[Bill Mayne gulps and begins backing off. DeJesus looks confused]

MD ”Da fuck?”

[DeJesus turns and sees Hardcore Demon staring a hole through his head. DeJesus staggers a little at first site before composing himself and putting on a brave face]

*Demon smirks, then laughs a little*

Demon: "You wanna know why I went after you, kid? Because you are yet another young kid, who seems to think that he is king shit in wrestling, & continuously shows no respect to anyone that paved the way for him. While you do have talent & can wrestle, you lack respect for us veterans, which is why EFNW brought me back to begin with. You are at the top of my hit-list around here, so here I am. As a matter of fact, I am thinking about crossing your name off that list pretty soon, so how about next week on Equinox, you meet me in the ring 1 on 1. What do you say kid? You got the balls to face me in the ring?"

*Demon crosses his arms, awaiting Michael's answer*

The following takes place at an ECCW House Show -- Somewhere in Africa ~ !!!

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Harry Jones makes his entrance, receiving a somewhat negative reaction from the ECCW faithful. However, a few of his hardcore EFNW supporters try their best to cheer on the Anti-Hero. Jones slides into the ring, casually shaking off the boos being directed at him from the uber-smart ECCRasslin' fans, who think Calloway has made an effort to, y'know ... Succeed. Yeah, that's the word.

"Welcome thy fair and wond'rous ladies and gentlemen to my humble abode!", Harry shouts sarcastically as he ascends to the middle rope and sits on the top turnbuckle.

Harry Jones: "Every single night I receive thousands of e-mails from the nostalgic eight-year old bed-wetting ECCW fans, with each message being something along the lines of; 'Why am I such a dick'. Y'see, that question actually has more depth than one would think. Why am I such a dick to YOU people - the self proclaimed fans of a company ran by two backstabbing, deep-throating liars who have almost desecrated my wrestling career on countless occassions ... Why am I such a dick? Well, I've decided to answer your inquisitions LIVE on ECCW television! So to all the ECCW fans; take your mouth off the nipple, spit out the milk, clean out your ears and listen ... Oh, and having your balls drop should've been in there somewhere along the lines ... But never mind that, this is important! I haven't changed into a 'dick'; my perception hasn't become clouded and I definitely haven't lost my grip. Y'see, I've matured as a pro wrestler and now I can see the world for what it really is. Each and every one of you people are hypocritical backstabbers! Prior to my rivalry with Jarrett 'Superman' Calloway, you people respected me! I had dynasties of loving and dedicated fans bending over to my will, but the minute I turned my back on you people you turned yours on me. When I told Matthew Jericho to go fuck himself on live TV you cheered for me! When I spat on Venom's face you cheered me! But the minute I pointed out that Calloway couldn't succeed in any over promotion without the help of the Jerichos..."

Some members of the crowd make an 'Ooooo' sound in response to the fact that Harry is owning Jarrett.

Harry Jones: "First ECCW tried to attack 3XW on the basis that 3XW actually had decent wrestling! ECCW was scared that their young generation fan base would actually have enough brain cells to see the writing on the wall; Jarrett Calloway is nothing but a mere product of the system. He doesn't have the balls to leave the safety of the Matthew's loving motherly arms. He doesn't have the balls to travel around the world and wrestle for promotions like CWW and 3XW because he knows that when the REAL professional wrestling fans - Not the mainstream half-hearted ECCW fans - but if the REAL pro wrestling fans watched a match of his, they wouldn't cheer. They wouldn't get tingly vaginas at the sight of their him, and they definitely wouldn't respect! If Jarrett stopped being such a half-ass coward and actually made something of himself in another promotion, then he might actually earn some of my respect ... But the thing is, he can't! Yeah, that eats you up inside doesn't it Calloway! It KILLS you knowing that no matter how hard you try to prove yourself to the wrestlers and to the wrestling community; they will always consider you to be a shameless arse kisser!"

Harry paces back and forth, collecting his thoughts.

Harry Jones: "Y'see, you tried to kiss Shane McMahon's arse when you where with CWW and boy-oh-boy does he like a good ol' arse kissin'! But unlike the Jerichos, Shane has integrity. He saw how pathetic your wrestling ability was and he fired you on the spot and stripped you of the Hardcore Championship! That was the greatest decision of his life! Aw, you fans still don't agree with me? Well how about I ask the wrestlers what they think of one Jarrett Calloway..."

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We cut to a small building outside of the ECCW Arena, where a few wrestlers and figure-heards have gathered around to discuss the topic of Jarrett Calloway and ECCW. There is one microphone, and they all take turns at sharing it around...

Tyler Ryder: "Some ask how in the world do I believe that EFNW is better than ECCW and all I can do is shake my head and laugh in their faces as they are actually fans of that shit company that they call ECCW. That company that only push the guys that pay them off and kiss ass and do not allow true talent like me to shine like we deserve to! I was in that company for years only to win a afew hardcore championship belts while guys that I have defeated get pushed to world champion! I was screwed over time after time and I got tired of the shit and left to the bigger and the better here with Harry Jones and EFNW. While Travis Jones made a bad decision by going to the crap company we will stand tall as the best in the world and take The Jericho's and their sad little company and tear it into a billion little peices! EFNW has oppurtunities and actually give a fuck about workers thoughts and feeling. Tyler Ryder says.. ECCW... FUCK YOU! EFNW ALL THE WAY!"

Kevin Evans: "Harry Jones is CURRENTLY the best in the world, and Jarrett Calloway is a joke. End of story."

Surge: "Jarrett Calloway. Well, he's a scrub, plain and simple. But not just any type of scrub, he's an asshole who's in it only for himself. He thinks that just because he's on the Jerichos' dicks all the time, he can do whatever he wants. He's no better than Hardcore Demon or Jake Lyndon, frankly. Time will sort this problem out - the embarrassment of Jarrett Calloway is eminent."

Hunter J: "Harry Jones may be the best in the world at this moment, but I will be on that platform soon enough. Jarrett Calloway is a great sports-entertainer, and he may be the best at that. But Harry Jones is the best pro wrestler in the world!"

Elemental: "Hmm, Jarrett Calloway or Harry Jones. Calloway gave me my big break, using his stroke with ECCW officials to sign me to Crush. So I was grateful, until he told me to wear a mask and crush jobbers every week with no storyline and not even come out victorious in the MITB match, despite being the only man who would have been a realistic winner. Seems to me that Calloway realised my championship potential and decided to demote me back to the undercard so I couldn't take the title off him later on. Harry Jones does what his bosses say if he is being treated right. He sometimes defeats the younger superstars, but only if the company officials have told him to do so, which is fine. On his own accord, he lets the young talent go past him if it benefits the wrestling industry and for that, I respect Harry Jones."

Angel Rodriguez: "It's always an honour to work with Harry Jones. He is a great in-ring technician and a great guy. Calloway, not so much. I've only had the one match with him, but it was shambolic to say the least. In an EFNW World title match, you'd expect both men to be evenly matched in terms of offense, put on a classic and in the end, one man to just sneak a victory, with both men going over. Our match was 15 minutes, Calloway was the dominant force for most of the match despite me being bigger and being the heel, then he pinned me without even taking an El Nino Planter. What a waste of space."

Matt Xtreme: "Wait, Jarrett Calloway is calling himself the best in the world? Fuck this, I quit."

Scott Gone: "Jarrett isn't funny and no one likes him. He was a major douche to work with too. Everything had to be done the scrub way. Scott Gone ain't a scrub, so ingest phallus, Calloway."

We cut back to the live feed, where Harry shakes his head at Calloway's efforts earning him no respect whatsoever.

Harry Jones: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I offend you? Did I make you angry? Did ... did I hurt your feelings? Well ... well that's just too damn bad. I stopped caring about all of you the moment I was told that I had to work with you! Fuck you, Jarrett! Fuck you! I never used to hate you; now this isn't sour grapes or anything, but I've always hated the fact that somebody so undeserving and half-assed has become the poster-boy of such a mainstream company. I also hate the fact that you have corrupted these children into thinking that you have got some degree of talent on the mic and in the ring ... Because you don't ... Not a single ounce for that matter."

The is tension in the air. Harry rubs the stubble on his chin, before continuing.

Harry Jones: "You have corrupted the ECCW fans into thinking that you are worth something ... But you are not. Sure, I am a Blueblood, an Anti-Hero and just a bad dude in general; but unlike you, I actually make an effort! You, nor any off your buttbuddies can say that about themselves! Nobody in the industry has as match passion and devotion as I do! THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER HARRY JONES ... THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER ... Anti-Hero..."

TBC by Jarrett Calloway.

Mitch wrote:

Jericho wrote:

[The shot opens up and we are backstage in the EFNW Arena, specifically at the interview area where none other than Bill Mayne and the former EFNW International Champion, and the man who was attacked by a returning Hardcore Demon on the second ever episode of Equinox, “Sex Appeal” Michael DeJesus! DeJesus is dressed in a pair of black jeans and his official Michael DeJesus T-Shirt. DeJesus is casually chewing a piece of chewing gum as Mayne begins to speak]

Bill Mayne ”Ladies and Gentlemen with me at this time is one of the fastest rising stars in EFNW and Professional Wrestling, Michael DeJesus!”

[The crowd boo]

BM ”Michael, just days ago you were viciously attacked by a returning Hardcore Demon, what are your thoughts on his attack?”

Michael DeJesus ”You serious bro? What am I meant to think? That Hardcore Demon is a real good kid? Nah champ. Hardcore Demon proved what we all already knew, he’s a coward, and he’s scared of me, Michael DeJesus!”

BM ”Do you have any idea at all, as to why he attacked you?”

MD ”Well Billy boy, after I sat down and had a good old chat with Mr. Demon, I come to the conclusion that he doesn’t like my tights … How the hell should I know dumbass? Bill, fuck sake you’re stupid. Let’s look at it, I’m younger, better looking and more talented than his fat arse, so it’s jealousy bra. Hardcore Demon knows I’m the shit, and he’s upset no one cares about him anymore, it’s all about the party, and I am the party!”

[Bill Mayne gulps and begins backing off. DeJesus looks confused]

MD ”Da fuck?”

[DeJesus turns and sees Hardcore Demon staring a hole through his head. DeJesus staggers a little at first site before composing himself and putting on a brave face]

*Demon smirks, then laughs a little*

Demon: "You wanna know why I went after you, kid? Because you are yet another young kid, who seems to think that he is king shit in wrestling, & continuously shows no respect to anyone that paved the way for him. While you do have talent & can wrestle, you lack respect for us veterans, which is why EFNW brought me back to begin with. You are at the top of my hit-list around here, so here I am. As a matter of fact, I am thinking about crossing your name off that list pretty soon, so how about next week on Equinox, you meet me in the ring 1 on 1. What do you say kid? You got the balls to face me in the ring?"

*Demon crosses his arms, awaiting Michael's answer*

[DeJesus laughs a little before removing his sun glasses and hanging them over his shirt]

Michael DeJesus "Demon, why would I waste my time with some old man like chu? Like you said bro, I got the talent, fuck respect, you ain't done nothing for me dog. If you want a match with me, join the cue fella. I got talentless hacks like yo'self lining up for miles wanting a piece of me, cuz I am the best bro! So how about you do something instead of attacking me from behind and earn a shot at me, 'cause I'm the best player in this industry and I don't owe you squat!"

Angel Rodriguez is in his private locker room

Sam And The Dirt Is Gone wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Angel Rodriguez is in his private locker room wanking over a Playgirl magazine

What's with all the gay jokes?

OT: Yeah like Mitch said on his thread, OT chat is chill, but try to keep it in that special place.

Hazza wrote:

OT: Yeah like Mitch said on his thread, OT chat is chill, but try to keep it in that special place.

You mean the chatbox
THAT PLACE YOU SHOULD BE

[Kevin Evans is sitting around reading]

[Kevin Evans is in the foam pit swimming]

OT- Off to school, hopefully when i come back we can keep up the feud..