Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:23 am
Punk wrote:
John TPA wrote:
[Kevin Evans is standing the ring dressed in his street clothes he is dead serious, he flips everyone off before speaking]
"My name is Kevin Evans, I have battled for many years to make a living in this dog eat dog world. I was actually a trader back in Australia and I was making a decent living but when I saw poster for wrestlers I thought I would give it a go. Fast forward a few years I am now wrestling in companies and make big money. But this year I took a man called Alex Nova under my wing and trained him. I trained him well and now he is facing Cryus Black for the world championship I should be happy for him but I am going to be dead honest I am not happy for him. I wish he NEVER came into my life and STOLE everything from me. For the record I was actually set to face Cyrus for the title ages ago. Guess how that went! I have bent over backwards for every company I have been in. I have fought tooth and nail for everything I got. But now I look at it I got nothing really. I got nothing I felt good about. I felt like I wasted so many years wrestling for nothing. Hell I could be back in Australian being a tradie in the airforce but no I chose to do this crap. Dan Maskell a good friend of mine told me when he quit pro wrestling he was actually starting to care how he was being treated how he was seen by everyone. Now I seen truth in his actions, I know now I care way to much about myself to be shit on by people. I remember one time in my career I could beat anyone when I actually tried in my matches and shit but now I see it why do I fucking bother? All that does is get me shit on me and shoved more into the gate keeper role. Yes I am the gate keeper here and everywhere else. I am always the one rolling over for people and letting them move up. But now the buck stops with me! It is time for all this shit to end! I hope everyone is listening to this Kevin Evans is not fucking around anymore! This is my year and this is my time! Get it fucking right! I am not done yet. No not even close! You see I have a letter I have written about everything I have been through. This was written by Kevin Evans not 'Darth' Evans like I am called now. This is from Kevin Evans and no one else. So listen real good I am about fuck shit up!
[Kevin Evans pulls out a nearly folded paper and opens it up before clearing his throat]
"For many years I have given everything I have, nearly worked myself to death just make you scream and chant my name. I have been a company man through and through which I am damn proud of. But what makes me so sick that I throw up that I do my job to the best of my abilities and I get told I am actually good at what I do I still get treated as a gate keeper and have nothing to do but roll over for people. I have not been doing this all these years to hit the roof and just fall down again. I have watched my student Alex Nova go to heights I could only dream of now. He has not been told that he is not good enough by the bosses and sent to the gate. They like what he brings to the table where he came from and what he can do. With me I have not had any special treatment by anyone and I will not ever turn to them for help. Sure I ask people who has gone the mile but they don't care at all. Hell I have seen so many guys go past me in the ranks and yet I just kept my mouth shut and worked. But now this is the final straw. Hardcore Demon and Harry Jones I hope you two actually read this and see why I am the way I am. When I asked for help I got nothing. That hurt me and I was beating down by it, but now I am rising up and raising my middle finger up and saying fuck you. The ONLY two people I will EVER thank is Dan Maskell and Jake Lyndon those two legends and my good mates put me through the ringer gave me hints and tips and taught me. I am forever always in their debt. Now another thing I am sick to death how the these dumb fucks of General Mangers treat me. They have no clue how pick good guys. They go with goofs and fuck nuts and not the little guy. But I don't give a fuck anymore I will ALWAYS SCREW YOUR SHIT UP! Payback time for the bullying and other bullshit you pulled! I try everything in my power to move up but the guys in front of me just are now working like they should they pull dragon ball z jokes or rape jokes. Those things have nothing to do with wrestling but yet they get everything handed to them. If they don't they suck up for it. Dumb dogs you are. I really hope something changes here and fast. I want to keep doing this but if this bullshit keeps going I will just quit and go home. Simple as that."
[Evans folds it again]
"That is off my chest I have nothing more say about this topic but I hope everyone understands this is from me Kevin Evans and was not written by everyone else. I hope this reaches the top and wakes them up. Thank you for your fucking time. Goodnight."
[Kevin Evans leaves]
"So, when will we see your debut on Kids Say the Darndiest Things?"
Kevin Evans turns around and to his surprise sees the self-profound "Tyrant of Professional Wrestling", Harry Jones, casually strutting down the hallway.
Harry Jones: "Apparently you expect to throw veterans like Marcus Kane and myself into a proverbial black hole because you've finally reached puberty? Well it doesn't work like that, Darth. As much as I HATE the EFNW Wrestling fans, I don't respect that you would lie to them. Kevin, I've been doing my best to help you for the last two years. In fact, I've been telling you the EXACT SAME words of wisdom every single time I confront you. Two words, Evans; just retire! Y'see, there is a reason behind your lack of success in the wrestling industry, and the reason is that you are by far the most GENERIC, BORING, AUTISTIC ingrate to have ever laced up the boots! You literally come out here every week and drive the fans insane by saying the STUPIDEST, most repititive nonsense and then afterwards you act like some kind of wrestling martyr!"
Harry ["Evans"] Jones: "Hey EFNW fans! Did I just rape Omega or what?"
Harry ["Fans"] Jones: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR RING!"
Harry ["Evans"] Jones: "Yous love me aye! Who should I verbally rape next?"
Harry ["EFNW Fans"] Jones: "YOU FUCKING SUCK!"
There is a long and winding pause as Evans dwells over the negative comments being made by Jones.
Harry Jones: "I'll admit that I am a bad man ... but I am a great pro wrestler. Unfortunately, you are the exact opposite. You are the most genuine bloke in the world, yet you HUMILIATE yourself every single week by professing the most corny insults on men who are far more talented than yourself! It's time you understand that I never had to ask anyone for a world championship; I have EARNED every single one of my accolades. THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER HARRY JONES ... But there will be another Kevin Evans. Just think about it; Hunter J, Shane Johnson and Adam Young all share the exact same persona as yourself; you bring NOTHING new to the table! By the way, worked shoots haven't been cool since Surge and myself started doing them two years ago! Wrestling will only ever have one tyrant - one bad guy! ... But wrestling will grace many more autistics ... Wait, what - "
A fiesty Kevin Evans cuts Harry Jones off!
"Are you done?", he asks.
Harry Jones: "Probably not. That was probably my worst work of the entire year, but it beats anything you've ever done."
Evans cuts Jones off again!
TBC!
[Kevin Evans ponders a bit and looks at Harry before he walks up Harry and stares him the eyes. Kevin Evans is overally done with Harry Jones]
"I have put up with your shit for so long now and I have to say this I am done with you and your utter bullshit you say to me every single day I walk into this god forsaken company you have anally raped sideways for so long. Harry Jones take your own advice just leave. I am over bending to your every demand. So Harry Jones I hope your career comes to a close very soon so it saves me from retiring you like I did to Jake Lyndon! So I am going to out to the ring again so I can shut down Alex Nova once again and call out Omega ONCE again! I hope you listen closely because Kevin Evans will not ever give a shit about Harry Jones anymore. Good night Harry."
[Kevin nods his head and leaves his sight.]
noeleen phoenix Rookie
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:29 am
Noeleen Phoenix Walking out of her locker room Noeleen still seems to be in a good happy mood from her win last night against her friend Ali moving her up into the final. Noeleen then descends down to catering.
Jericho Legend
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:03 am
[Having just ended the illustrious career of "The Explosive One" Daniel Evans, Michael DeJesus is walking through the backstage with his regular cocky swagger going, he has a few things on his mind and perhaps he'll cut his second in ring promo in history ... but now, soon]
Harold Hall of Famer
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:32 am
John TPA wrote:
Punk wrote:
John TPA wrote:
[Kevin Evans is standing the ring dressed in his street clothes he is dead serious, he flips everyone off before speaking]
"My name is Kevin Evans, I have battled for many years to make a living in this dog eat dog world. I was actually a trader back in Australia and I was making a decent living but when I saw poster for wrestlers I thought I would give it a go. Fast forward a few years I am now wrestling in companies and make big money. But this year I took a man called Alex Nova under my wing and trained him. I trained him well and now he is facing Cryus Black for the world championship I should be happy for him but I am going to be dead honest I am not happy for him. I wish he NEVER came into my life and STOLE everything from me. For the record I was actually set to face Cyrus for the title ages ago. Guess how that went! I have bent over backwards for every company I have been in. I have fought tooth and nail for everything I got. But now I look at it I got nothing really. I got nothing I felt good about. I felt like I wasted so many years wrestling for nothing. Hell I could be back in Australian being a tradie in the airforce but no I chose to do this crap. Dan Maskell a good friend of mine told me when he quit pro wrestling he was actually starting to care how he was being treated how he was seen by everyone. Now I seen truth in his actions, I know now I care way to much about myself to be shit on by people. I remember one time in my career I could beat anyone when I actually tried in my matches and shit but now I see it why do I fucking bother? All that does is get me shit on me and shoved more into the gate keeper role. Yes I am the gate keeper here and everywhere else. I am always the one rolling over for people and letting them move up. But now the buck stops with me! It is time for all this shit to end! I hope everyone is listening to this Kevin Evans is not fucking around anymore! This is my year and this is my time! Get it fucking right! I am not done yet. No not even close! You see I have a letter I have written about everything I have been through. This was written by Kevin Evans not 'Darth' Evans like I am called now. This is from Kevin Evans and no one else. So listen real good I am about fuck shit up!
[Kevin Evans pulls out a nearly folded paper and opens it up before clearing his throat]
"For many years I have given everything I have, nearly worked myself to death just make you scream and chant my name. I have been a company man through and through which I am damn proud of. But what makes me so sick that I throw up that I do my job to the best of my abilities and I get told I am actually good at what I do I still get treated as a gate keeper and have nothing to do but roll over for people. I have not been doing this all these years to hit the roof and just fall down again. I have watched my student Alex Nova go to heights I could only dream of now. He has not been told that he is not good enough by the bosses and sent to the gate. They like what he brings to the table where he came from and what he can do. With me I have not had any special treatment by anyone and I will not ever turn to them for help. Sure I ask people who has gone the mile but they don't care at all. Hell I have seen so many guys go past me in the ranks and yet I just kept my mouth shut and worked. But now this is the final straw. Hardcore Demon and Harry Jones I hope you two actually read this and see why I am the way I am. When I asked for help I got nothing. That hurt me and I was beating down by it, but now I am rising up and raising my middle finger up and saying fuck you. The ONLY two people I will EVER thank is Dan Maskell and Jake Lyndon those two legends and my good mates put me through the ringer gave me hints and tips and taught me. I am forever always in their debt. Now another thing I am sick to death how the these dumb fucks of General Mangers treat me. They have no clue how pick good guys. They go with goofs and fuck nuts and not the little guy. But I don't give a fuck anymore I will ALWAYS SCREW YOUR SHIT UP! Payback time for the bullying and other bullshit you pulled! I try everything in my power to move up but the guys in front of me just are now working like they should they pull dragon ball z jokes or rape jokes. Those things have nothing to do with wrestling but yet they get everything handed to them. If they don't they suck up for it. Dumb dogs you are. I really hope something changes here and fast. I want to keep doing this but if this bullshit keeps going I will just quit and go home. Simple as that."
[Evans folds it again]
"That is off my chest I have nothing more say about this topic but I hope everyone understands this is from me Kevin Evans and was not written by everyone else. I hope this reaches the top and wakes them up. Thank you for your fucking time. Goodnight."
[Kevin Evans leaves]
"So, when will we see your debut on Kids Say the Darndiest Things?"
Kevin Evans turns around and to his surprise sees the self-profound "Tyrant of Professional Wrestling", Harry Jones, casually strutting down the hallway.
Harry Jones: "Apparently you expect to throw veterans like Marcus Kane and myself into a proverbial black hole because you've finally reached puberty? Well it doesn't work like that, Darth. As much as I HATE the EFNW Wrestling fans, I don't respect that you would lie to them. Kevin, I've been doing my best to help you for the last two years. In fact, I've been telling you the EXACT SAME words of wisdom every single time I confront you. Two words, Evans; just retire! Y'see, there is a reason behind your lack of success in the wrestling industry, and the reason is that you are by far the most GENERIC, BORING, AUTISTIC ingrate to have ever laced up the boots! You literally come out here every week and drive the fans insane by saying the STUPIDEST, most repititive nonsense and then afterwards you act like some kind of wrestling martyr!"
Harry ["Evans"] Jones: "Hey EFNW fans! Did I just rape Omega or what?"
Harry ["Fans"] Jones: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR RING!"
Harry ["Evans"] Jones: "Yous love me aye! Who should I verbally rape next?"
Harry ["EFNW Fans"] Jones: "YOU FUCKING SUCK!"
There is a long and winding pause as Evans dwells over the negative comments being made by Jones.
Harry Jones: "I'll admit that I am a bad man ... but I am a great pro wrestler. Unfortunately, you are the exact opposite. You are the most genuine bloke in the world, yet you HUMILIATE yourself every single week by professing the most corny insults on men who are far more talented than yourself! It's time you understand that I never had to ask anyone for a world championship; I have EARNED every single one of my accolades. THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER HARRY JONES ... But there will be another Kevin Evans. Just think about it; Hunter J, Shane Johnson and Adam Young all share the exact same persona as yourself; you bring NOTHING new to the table! By the way, worked shoots haven't been cool since Surge and myself started doing them two years ago! Wrestling will only ever have one tyrant - one bad guy! ... But wrestling will grace many more autistics ... Wait, what - "
A fiesty Kevin Evans cuts Harry Jones off!
"Are you done?", he asks.
Harry Jones: "Probably not. That was probably my worst work of the entire year, but it beats anything you've ever done."
Evans cuts Jones off again!
TBC!
[Kevin Evans ponders a bit and looks at Harry before he walks up Harry and stares him the eyes. Kevin Evans is overally done with Harry Jones]
"I have put up with your shit for so long now and I have to say this I am done with you and your utter bullshit you say to me every single day I walk into this god forsaken company you have anally raped sideways for so long. Harry Jones take your own advice just leave. I am over bending to your every demand. So Harry Jones I hope your career comes to a close very soon so it saves me from retiring you like I did to Jake Lyndon! So I am going to out to the ring again so I can shut down Alex Nova once again and call out Omega ONCE again! I hope you listen closely because Kevin Evans will not ever give a shit about Harry Jones anymore. Good night Harry."
[Kevin nods his head and leaves his sight.]
Harry Jones shouts out after Evans, "You didn't intentionally retire Lyndon, you douche! You botched a leg drop and caused him internal bleeding!"
OT: True story!
Jericho Legend
Posts : 3365 Age : 29 Location : Australia
Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:49 am
Punk wrote:
John TPA wrote:
Punk wrote:
John TPA wrote:
[Kevin Evans is standing the ring dressed in his street clothes he is dead serious, he flips everyone off before speaking]
"My name is Kevin Evans, I have battled for many years to make a living in this dog eat dog world. I was actually a trader back in Australia and I was making a decent living but when I saw poster for wrestlers I thought I would give it a go. Fast forward a few years I am now wrestling in companies and make big money. But this year I took a man called Alex Nova under my wing and trained him. I trained him well and now he is facing Cryus Black for the world championship I should be happy for him but I am going to be dead honest I am not happy for him. I wish he NEVER came into my life and STOLE everything from me. For the record I was actually set to face Cyrus for the title ages ago. Guess how that went! I have bent over backwards for every company I have been in. I have fought tooth and nail for everything I got. But now I look at it I got nothing really. I got nothing I felt good about. I felt like I wasted so many years wrestling for nothing. Hell I could be back in Australian being a tradie in the airforce but no I chose to do this crap. Dan Maskell a good friend of mine told me when he quit pro wrestling he was actually starting to care how he was being treated how he was seen by everyone. Now I seen truth in his actions, I know now I care way to much about myself to be shit on by people. I remember one time in my career I could beat anyone when I actually tried in my matches and shit but now I see it why do I fucking bother? All that does is get me shit on me and shoved more into the gate keeper role. Yes I am the gate keeper here and everywhere else. I am always the one rolling over for people and letting them move up. But now the buck stops with me! It is time for all this shit to end! I hope everyone is listening to this Kevin Evans is not fucking around anymore! This is my year and this is my time! Get it fucking right! I am not done yet. No not even close! You see I have a letter I have written about everything I have been through. This was written by Kevin Evans not 'Darth' Evans like I am called now. This is from Kevin Evans and no one else. So listen real good I am about fuck shit up!
[Kevin Evans pulls out a nearly folded paper and opens it up before clearing his throat]
"For many years I have given everything I have, nearly worked myself to death just make you scream and chant my name. I have been a company man through and through which I am damn proud of. But what makes me so sick that I throw up that I do my job to the best of my abilities and I get told I am actually good at what I do I still get treated as a gate keeper and have nothing to do but roll over for people. I have not been doing this all these years to hit the roof and just fall down again. I have watched my student Alex Nova go to heights I could only dream of now. He has not been told that he is not good enough by the bosses and sent to the gate. They like what he brings to the table where he came from and what he can do. With me I have not had any special treatment by anyone and I will not ever turn to them for help. Sure I ask people who has gone the mile but they don't care at all. Hell I have seen so many guys go past me in the ranks and yet I just kept my mouth shut and worked. But now this is the final straw. Hardcore Demon and Harry Jones I hope you two actually read this and see why I am the way I am. When I asked for help I got nothing. That hurt me and I was beating down by it, but now I am rising up and raising my middle finger up and saying fuck you. The ONLY two people I will EVER thank is Dan Maskell and Jake Lyndon those two legends and my good mates put me through the ringer gave me hints and tips and taught me. I am forever always in their debt. Now another thing I am sick to death how the these dumb fucks of General Mangers treat me. They have no clue how pick good guys. They go with goofs and fuck nuts and not the little guy. But I don't give a fuck anymore I will ALWAYS SCREW YOUR SHIT UP! Payback time for the bullying and other bullshit you pulled! I try everything in my power to move up but the guys in front of me just are now working like they should they pull dragon ball z jokes or rape jokes. Those things have nothing to do with wrestling but yet they get everything handed to them. If they don't they suck up for it. Dumb dogs you are. I really hope something changes here and fast. I want to keep doing this but if this bullshit keeps going I will just quit and go home. Simple as that."
[Evans folds it again]
"That is off my chest I have nothing more say about this topic but I hope everyone understands this is from me Kevin Evans and was not written by everyone else. I hope this reaches the top and wakes them up. Thank you for your fucking time. Goodnight."
[Kevin Evans leaves]
"So, when will we see your debut on Kids Say the Darndiest Things?"
Kevin Evans turns around and to his surprise sees the self-profound "Tyrant of Professional Wrestling", Harry Jones, casually strutting down the hallway.
Harry Jones: "Apparently you expect to throw veterans like Marcus Kane and myself into a proverbial black hole because you've finally reached puberty? Well it doesn't work like that, Darth. As much as I HATE the EFNW Wrestling fans, I don't respect that you would lie to them. Kevin, I've been doing my best to help you for the last two years. In fact, I've been telling you the EXACT SAME words of wisdom every single time I confront you. Two words, Evans; just retire! Y'see, there is a reason behind your lack of success in the wrestling industry, and the reason is that you are by far the most GENERIC, BORING, AUTISTIC ingrate to have ever laced up the boots! You literally come out here every week and drive the fans insane by saying the STUPIDEST, most repititive nonsense and then afterwards you act like some kind of wrestling martyr!"
Harry ["Evans"] Jones: "Hey EFNW fans! Did I just rape Omega or what?"
Harry ["Fans"] Jones: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR RING!"
Harry ["Evans"] Jones: "Yous love me aye! Who should I verbally rape next?"
Harry ["EFNW Fans"] Jones: "YOU FUCKING SUCK!"
There is a long and winding pause as Evans dwells over the negative comments being made by Jones.
Harry Jones: "I'll admit that I am a bad man ... but I am a great pro wrestler. Unfortunately, you are the exact opposite. You are the most genuine bloke in the world, yet you HUMILIATE yourself every single week by professing the most corny insults on men who are far more talented than yourself! It's time you understand that I never had to ask anyone for a world championship; I have EARNED every single one of my accolades. THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER HARRY JONES ... But there will be another Kevin Evans. Just think about it; Hunter J, Shane Johnson and Adam Young all share the exact same persona as yourself; you bring NOTHING new to the table! By the way, worked shoots haven't been cool since Surge and myself started doing them two years ago! Wrestling will only ever have one tyrant - one bad guy! ... But wrestling will grace many more autistics ... Wait, what - "
A fiesty Kevin Evans cuts Harry Jones off!
"Are you done?", he asks.
Harry Jones: "Probably not. That was probably my worst work of the entire year, but it beats anything you've ever done."
Evans cuts Jones off again!
TBC!
[Kevin Evans ponders a bit and looks at Harry before he walks up Harry and stares him the eyes. Kevin Evans is overally done with Harry Jones]
"I have put up with your shit for so long now and I have to say this I am done with you and your utter bullshit you say to me every single day I walk into this god forsaken company you have anally raped sideways for so long. Harry Jones take your own advice just leave. I am over bending to your every demand. So Harry Jones I hope your career comes to a close very soon so it saves me from retiring you like I did to Jake Lyndon! So I am going to out to the ring again so I can shut down Alex Nova once again and call out Omega ONCE again! I hope you listen closely because Kevin Evans will not ever give a shit about Harry Jones anymore. Good night Harry."
[Kevin nods his head and leaves his sight.]
Harry Jones shouts out after Evans, "You didn't intentionally retire Lyndon, you douche! You botched a leg drop and caused him internal bleeding!"
OT: True story!
Jake Lyndon returns to 4 seconds only to announce he retired from erectile dysfunction
Nova Veteran
Posts : 3005 Age : 28 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:01 am
Alex Nova walks around backstage knowing what to expect today.. he is in a white hoodie and usual ring attire
Michael Jobber
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:27 am
Leon Jackson is backstage, sitting on a crate.
LegendOfCasey Executive
Posts : 2065 Age : 29 Location : The X Complex
Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:48 am
thanks guys and more promos to come once Cyrus replies or even any one I mentioned such as Nova or Jones or any one. But it would be best if Cyrus replied.
Cyrus T Curtain Jerker
Posts : 900 Location : The Long and Winding Road
Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:53 am
Cyrus Black, the triumphant EFNW World Heavyweight Champion, is in his locker room basking in putting Alex Nova in his place and proving that the kid wasn't ready. It's at this moment that Cyrus hears a knock on his door...
OFF: Ask and ye shall receive, Casey.
noeleen phoenix Rookie
Posts : 1037 Age : 29 Location : Hottie World
Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:03 pm
The Legend of Casey wrote:
thanks guys and more promos to come once Cyrus replies or even any one I mentioned such as Nova or Jones or any one. But it would be best if Cyrus replied.
you best liked my promo. IT WAS LONG ENOUGH FOR YOUR SORRRY ASS.
Jigsaw* Champion
Posts : 2401
Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:31 pm
NVP wrote:
Noeleen Phoenix Walking out of her locker room Noeleen still seems to be in a good happy mood from her win last night against her friend Ali moving her up into the final. Noeleen then descends down to catering.
Ali
*walks over to the catering area noticing Noeleen, she walks up to her and taps her on the shoulder*
Jigsaw* Champion
Posts : 2401
Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:40 pm
Fang
*pacing back and forth backstage in a very quick motion and muttering something to himself*
Captain2 Executive
Posts : 738
Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:23 pm
Neville Ryan is backstage ranting about Twista constantly staring at him like "a cow looks at an oncoming train"
Nova Veteran
Posts : 3005 Age : 28 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:28 pm
*Well he gave it his all, and after weeks of fighting and trading words, and burning locker rooms, Cyrus Black has emerged victorious. A replay is shown of their match, and the concluding moments, and weeks leading up to it. Everyone is wondering what is going through the mind of Alex Nova, right after that heart pounding loss. We know one thing for sure, and that's that Nova is good, but Cyrus Black is simply the best. There's no denying the fact that both men came out to the ring, and gave it 100%, and once again Cyrus Black has come out on top. The lights go from bright, and dim down to black as a countdown is set up on the screen and Marilyn Mansons 'Sweet Dreams' blares out through the speakers, and even after the loss, the fans jump to their feet and give him a standing ovation for their favorite superstar. You can't sit there and say, watching Nova compete day in and day out that he doesn't deserve to be here. He may not have gotten the victory he wanted but he sure as hell gave it everything he had, and in the future, we will see big things from this superstar. Smoke starts to spew from the pyro, this time blue, and surrounding the stage in blue mist. The smell also rises in the air, and the stench hangs in the air. It's not a pretty smell. As the song starts now it stops and the whole pyro shuts down, and on the screen now there's a couple of things that are up there and it say's the following. “The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company...a church...a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past...we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced, that life is 10% what happens to me, and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you...we are in charge of our attitude. Recipe for greatness ? To bear up under loss, to fight the bitterness of defeat and the weakness of grief, to be victor over anger, to smile when tears are close, to resist evil men and base instincts, to hate hate and to love love, to go on when it would seem good to die, to seek ever after the glory and the dream, to look up with unquenchable faith in something evermore about to be, that is what any man can do, and so be great. A man who has once perceived, however temporarily and however briefly, what makes greatness of soul, can no longer be happy if he allows himself to be petty, self-seeking, troubled by trivial misfortunes, dreading what fate may have in store for him. The man capable of greatness of soul will open wide the windows of his mind, letting the winds blow freely upon it from every portion of the universe. He will see himself and life and the world as truly as our human limitations will permit; realizing the brevity and minuteness of human life, he will realize also that in individual minds is concentrated whatever of value the known universe contains. And he will see that the man whose mind mirrors the world becomes in a sense as great as the world. In emancipation from the fears that beset the slave of circumstance he will experience a profound joy, and through all the vicissitudes of his outward life he will remain in the depths of his being a happy man.“ After the whole story, and the video played on the monitor the song continues again from the beginning and smoke fills the arena and fans cheer even more now, from where we left off. A huge eruption of fireworks lights up the stage and Nova walks out and fans hold up their signs of appreciation and cheer, while his haters boo him but are drowned out by cheers. He has a slight smirk on his face, but a blank expression is shown in his eyes. He walks down the ramp and gives a few fans some high fives and heads up the steps stops twirls a bit and hits a pose and gives a huge yell. The fans know what this man is made of and big things are expected to become of him in the future. He enters the ring and visits all 4 corners and hits some poses, and asks for a mic afterwards and stands in the middle of the ring. He waits for the crowd to die down and then finally raises the mic.*
"Well I'm sure you all enjoyed that little segment, and I hope you really listened because it just goes to show, sometimes, even though I can't come out on top, I still have the power to get up and continue, and just shake off what has pushed me down. Last night...I went toe-to-toe with the Devil himself Cyrus Black. And even though it was a hell of a match, I didn't pull out the victory. I dropped my guard for a split second, and he capitalized. I have to give the man credit, he said everything he was going to do, and he did it. When I lost that match, I learned a few things, and then some. I left later that night, and layed in that bed, and I just thought and kept thinking what I could have done to claim the upset, or even pull the tights and roll him up, maybe a cheap shot, but my mind was taken over by him. Now I'm not going to be one of those no-good faggots who comes down to the ring after a heart breaking loss, and pouts on and ON about how it was a fluke, and how they could've easily beaten them and all that bullshit. But I'm going to come out here, to say, that I was not ready. I was not ready to face the wrath of 'The Exile' Cyrus Black, and was taken aback by his triumphant willpower to retain the EFNW world championship. I have to learn from my mistakes and move on and that is exactly what I plan on doing. You can't stick with something for so long, because from now on after I lose, I'm going to accept it, and not be a poor little punk ass who whines about his losses like Dustin Shore. Now on to other things, the other things that have been on my mind, are the obvious Neville Ryan, Harry Jones, Twista, and Kevin Evans. Now, to boost my career, I'm always looking for a challenge, and that match against Cyrus has really got the attention now hasn't it? I proved that I'm main event material and facing some of those top names in wrestling could indeed be my passport to more main event time on EFNW. Now...another man I would love to mention and a man who thinks that his words, bring me down, and that I have been beaten by him on many occasions is BULLSHIT. I haven't even gotten into the ring with you Casey Anomaly! And you think you can take a cute little picture of everyone and scratch them from the list? You think You're the best wrestler in the world, and you throw Harry Jones out of the picture, and Surge and Twista? REALLY? Man, those guys; they made EFNW and hell even the whole wrestling industry what it is today, and if you think for a second that anyone respects you the slightest bit after that poor little promo you had earlier, think again. You hide behind a mask of utter embarrassment , and sorrow, and you YOU, my friend, should not be ashamed of your lack of skill in and out of the ring. Harry Jones, a 4x EFNW world champion yeah? Twista , Surge and Neville have more titles then you will ever get in a lifetime. Sure you may be good, and sure you have the right to express your own opinion on them, but I hate worthless pieces of shit that aren't doing anything for this company then bringing down the ratings, and you are the key to that."
*Alex smiles and walks around the ring, he then smiles and motions for the Camera to follow him. He hops out of the ring, and out onto the ramp, he is heading back stage for some strange reason. The camera is following him now and the footage is shown on titantron so the fans can see what is going on now. The camera shows Nova leading the camera down the hall, they pass by Cyrus's locker room which is now black with ash after being burned down. They continue down the halls and people in the back are wondering what is going on, including some superstars. He takes the camera man and his crew to the parking lot, where they wait for about 5 seconds, and a limo pulls up. Who the hell is inside. The limo door opens as it comes to a halt and the camera first goes to the legs, and they are tanned and bare, and it looks like a man in a suit. He comes out and closes the door, Nova tells them to follow him, and still nobody has any idea what is going on here. He takes him into his locker room, which is smokin, it's really elegant, and with video games, then another room he takes them to leads to one with a desk, and 2 chairs. The man sits down and opens up a briefcase. The camera gets into position as they start to speak* "Before we do this, I want to let you know my kid is a big fan, and I jus-"*Nova shakes his head and puts a hand up to silence him*
"No I will not give any autographs or anything can we get down to business please? Damn... I bring you here to help me out.."
*The man nods his head and hands Nova a paper*
"Alright..well just sign here, and over here.."
*Nova signs where the man tells him to and he looks it over for a second and smiles before putting the paper away and Nova looks at him before talking*
"Alright so now what?"
*The man looks at him, closes the case and gets up and Nova gets up too*
"We wait a few days...weeks..before it can actually happen."
*Nova shakes his head and say's "NO..."*
"NO, NO, NO, I wanted this today, and you SAID it would be all good to go for today!"
*Nova grabs the man by the throat and puts him against the wall and the man looks at his body guard who is shaking his head and pulls out the wad of cash that Nova gave him and chuckles counting the money before exiting out the door, Nova looks the man in the eye*
"See, I have power, the power to beat you at your own financial game and to bring your stupid company to the ground.. so I suggest YOU give me that paper and get your ass out of here!"
*The man opens the case and give Nova the paper. Alex looks it over and throws him out as the man walks out Nova nods and the Camera goes black, Nobody knows what this means, not even WE know! But staying tuned, we might find out!*
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:33 pm
Surge is playing with a kitten in the hallway.
"Who's da good kitty? You are. Yes, you are. You's da good kitty."
He rolls around with it as people look on. But Surge don't give no fucks.
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:38 pm
Surgeta wrote:
Surge is playing with a kitten in the hallway.
"Who's da good kitty? You are. Yes, you are. You's da good kitty."
He rolls around with it as people look on. But Surge don't give no fucks.
Neville pauses as he notices Surge with the kitten, he moves closer and watches for a moment before waving to Surge.
"Should I be worried? I have a sinking feeling that poor thing is going out the nearest window in a matter of minutes"
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:40 pm
Angel Rodriguez and Victor Elias are backstage after Angel's 'loss', which was more of a draw in the end.
Eric Lindgren is in the gym, hoping for a match this week.
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:46 pm
Captain2 wrote:
Surgeta wrote:
Surge is playing with a kitten in the hallway.
"Who's da good kitty? You are. Yes, you are. You's da good kitty."
He rolls around with it as people look on. But Surge don't give no fucks.
Neville pauses as he notices Surge with the kitten, he moves closer and watches for a moment before waving to Surge.
"Should I be worried? I have a sinking feeling that poor thing is going out the nearest window in a matter of minutes"
Surge sits down with the cat in his hands.
"If there's anything one should know it's that I don't hurt animals. I go for things that I know will give me a challenge, like people."
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:49 pm
... i dont get why Gina wasnt in a match, when she won her match for the vixens cup... have i missed something? Did i miss her getting knocked out of the tournament?
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:50 pm
★ThatRoughToughChick★ wrote:
... i dont get why Gina wasnt in a match, when she won her match for the vixens cup... have i missed something? Did i miss her getting knocked out of the tournament?
There was a Vixen's Cup edition of EFNW Equinox with the quarter-finals.
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:03 pm
*Robert Cairo sits in his office, doing GM shit*
*El Amazo does what El Amazo does*
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:05 pm
Surgeta wrote:
Captain2 wrote:
Surgeta wrote:
Surge is playing with a kitten in the hallway.
"Who's da good kitty? You are. Yes, you are. You's da good kitty."
He rolls around with it as people look on. But Surge don't give no fucks.
Neville pauses as he notices Surge with the kitten, he moves closer and watches for a moment before waving to Surge.
"Should I be worried? I have a sinking feeling that poor thing is going out the nearest window in a matter of minutes"
Surge sits down with the cat in his hands.
"If there's anything one should know it's that I don't hurt animals. I go for things that I know will give me a challenge, like people."
Neville leans against the wall and thinks momentarily
"What about bears? they're challenging animals"
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:05 pm
Surgeta wrote:
★ThatRoughToughChick★ wrote:
... i dont get why Gina wasnt in a match, when she won her match for the vixens cup... have i missed something? Did i miss her getting knocked out of the tournament?
There was a Vixen's Cup edition of EFNW Equinox with the quarter-finals.
Oh yeah! I found it now
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:17 pm
Apparently Cyrus thought he heard a knock on his door, but it turned out to be nothing. So he just goes about his day, being all amazing and crap.
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:19 pm
*As the all too familiar music echos around the arena, the space is filled with massive amounts of noise from the crowd, especially when Lara James makes her way through the curtain and onto the stage, throwing her "i love you" hand symbol high into the air, to the crowd who cheer and chant her name. She makes her way down to the ring, fist bumping with the fans as she walks, with a smile. Once at the ring, she climbs in, throws her hand symbol into the air again, and then waits for the noise to die down before she talks... it gets even louder before it eventually reaches a level where she can talk*
"Im sure all of y'all were watching last night, where at Pain for Pride, i cemented my place in the finals of the Vixen's Cup?"
*The crowd cheer to which she smiles*
"Now i have to give credit where credit is due y'know. Zoey gave as good as she got! When i first got here, i used to think she was all talk, but after facing her, i know that she can back up what she says, and that gurrl got skills! She gave me a run for my money, but in the end, after a match that could'a gone either way, i managed to get that sweet 3 count, and book my place in the final!"
*Once again, the crowd cheer, to which she seem appriciative*
"But last night was not just about me! My gurrl, Noeleen also made her way into the finals! She's a tough chick y'know. I have to say i'm looking forward to facing her. Im pretty much a veteran compared to all the other women here, but that kid can do things that i couldnt even begin to know how to do! The match up we have, i can predict that it is goin' to be one crazy ride, for all of us, of which i hope you will all join us. You can't make promises in this business, but i will give it my all, like i do each and every time for fans out there, to try and be the winner of the Vixens Cup, but if the match dosen't end my way, y'all will have a worthy winner in Noeleen. Y'all best watch out, because this match... its going to blow your minds!"
*She smiles as the crowd errupt into cheers again as her music hits. She looks all around the arena, pointing, before she exits the ring, and makes her way back up the ramp, once again fist bumping with the fans, before reaching the top of the stage, doing her symbol, and then heading backstage with a smile on her face*
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil