EFNW Wrestling >> "Chronicles of Extreme"

*This is obviously not how Casey got to Riff's door. In fact, they were trained in the art of being body guards since they were about 7. With this in mind, one would know that when the skateboard rolled into view of them, yes, Max did break it, but only to try to frighten anyone that might get the wrong idea, but when the second board flew towards his head, Mark stepped in front of Max, grabbed it out of the air and snapped it with his knee. They look towards where the boards came from and notice Casey standing there, kendo stick in hand. They both stare at him from behind there sun glasses.*

Casey
"Fuck, there goes the element of surprise. Any chance I can just ask you guys to let me in?"

*Mark opens the door for him.*

Mark
"He's been expecting you."

Casey Anomaly
*he no sells every thing the guards say since they are bitches and no-sold him. So after wasting five minutes or so he just shoves past them opening the door to Riff's locker room and walks in nonchalantly. He goes into Riff's minifridge and looks around and after a moment of looking at it discussed he grabs a Brisk.*
"Forgot you were a homo and didn't like soda cause it's too fizzy."
*Casey then takes a seat on the arm of a couch in his private locker room and sips on the Ice Tea before just dropping it on the floor. He looks down and shrugs before looking up at Riff.*
"How goes the search for more meat heads to attempt to kill me with?"

*Demon is approached by Nova sipping some Beer*

"Well well well, what do we have here, Mr Halloween how's it goin..?"

*He extends the beer asking Demon if he wants a sip*

*Throws the beer to the side and gets up close to Demon so he can smell the alcohol on his breath while he speaks*

"What do I want? Nothing man, I have the revolution championship... I've heard how 'legendary' you are.. and we've been in the ring a couple of times just haven't got the time to notice you.."

Riff
(To whoever he is on the phone with.)
"Damnit, I've gotta go. Just try and reason with him ok? I could use his support here."

*Riff hangs up the phone and throws it into a nearby trash can before sitting in his twirly chair behind his desk. He reaches into a mini fridge underneath his desk and pulls out two Sam Adams before putting his feet up on his desk and throwing one to Casey and popping the cap on the one in his hand.*

Riff
"You really don't know me that well do you? I'd have better liquor, but my bus boy isn't back from the store."

*Riff sips from his beer and just looks at Casey before speaking again.*

Riff
"If it was at all possible, I'd say your ego's grown larger since we last saw each other, Case. If you think I'm just out looking to pick you off, your highly mistaken. Even if I was, things might fall through with some of my assets... in your case, at least. I may have to look for another approach at making my way to the top."

EFNW Wrestling Presents -- "DIAL 9-1-1-HOLY SHIT!"

What a way to kick off the show; it's Dustin Shore! Shore makes his way out onto the centre of the stage and BOOM!!! A pyrotechnic missile has just been launched from the ceiling and has exploded at Dustin's feet! There is a humongous explosion! The smoke clears and we are forced to choke on the image of Dustin Shore writhing on the floor in agony. Harry Jones emerges from the backstage area and cockily smirks at his handy work, before doing his signature arm-spread taunt. If Harry Jones wasn't already inside the head of Cyrus Black; well, there is no denying that he is now.

After a short commercial break, we cut to the parking lot where Dustin Shore is being stretchered into an ambulance. The EFNW Wrestling Champion, Cyrus Black, rushes onto the scene wearing his casual attire and looks at his former adversary in a state of shock. Dustin Shore has been ambushed by Harry Jones, and now won't even be able to make it to Excalibur! Cyrus approaches Shore and after a moment or two of indecision. He wipes the blood off of Dustin's forehead with a white cloth and then ties the blood-stained cloth around his head as if it where a bandanna, before charging through the halls in attempt to get vengeance on Shore's behalf.

Casey Anomaly vs Surge

Spoiler:

We cut to the backstage area and see EFNW's newest tag team; Matt Xtreme & Friends~!! Matt, the self-proclaimed leader of Matt Xtreme & Friends is standing by with the only other "Friend" of Matt Xtreme: El Amazo! Matt tells Amazo that in order to become a certified member of Matt Xtreme & Friends, he must take prove himself worthy by the end of the night.

Robert Cairo vs Alex Nova (c)
Revolution Championship

Spoiler:

Casey Anomaly anxiously sits in the recovery room with Surge. The two men awkwardly try to make some small talk, when TIM TAYLOR comes flying through the window! He is bloody, bruised and unconscious ... But most peculiarly, he has two letters spray painted across his torso. "RC", it reads. Surge can't help but laugh at Tim's unconscious body, but Casey is slightly concerned as to whom is responsible for this assault.

Harry Jones vs Marcelo Evans

Spoiler:

After the match has concluded, Cyrus Black comes down to the ring with the blood-stained bandanna tied around his head. Black cuts a promo directed at Harry Jones, calling Harry everything in the book, before putting over Marcelo and leaving ringside.

Michael DeJesus and Daniel Evans have the official contract signing for their match at EFNW 5: Excalibur. Usually in EFNW, contract signings end with somebody being put through the table; but on this occasion, there was no physical violence at all ...

... Okay, I lied. DeJesus plants Daniel Evans through the table after dominating Daniel in a short-lived brawl, which made the Daniel Evans fans wonder; should Daniel Evans hang up the boots and save himself from humiliation?

Hardcore Demon vs Angel Rodriguez

Spoiler:

New EFNW Revolution Champion, Robert Cairo, is in an isolated room with the EFNW Tag Team Champions, Fight Money. The three men all laugh together in unison whilst raising their titles above their head. Sure, everything is going great ... UNTIL A BOMB EXPLODES~!! A feces bomb, that is. The three victims see El Amazo standing at the scene of the crime wearing his "Matt Xtreme & Friends" t-shirt. After a moment of slipping and sliding, El Amazo is gone!

Robert Robinson cuts a long and heart-felt promo on his Excalibur opponent; Omega. Robert knows that now is his time to make an impact!

Robert Robinson vs Christian Storm

Spoiler:

Matt Xtreme is backstage with El Amazo after watching Amazo complete his initiation test. Matt nods in approval for a brief moment, before slapping the taste out of Amazo's mouth~!! Xtreme tells Amazo that he could've done better, before walking away.

Cyrus Black vs Omega
Non-Title Match

Spoiler:

Harry Jones closes the show by telling Black that no matter how 'good' he is, whenever they fight in EFNW, the odds will be stacked against him. Harry raises Cyrus's EFNW World Championship above his head and - WHAT? CYRUS BLACK IS A ... ZOMBIE? No, wait, he is just really pissed off! Black grabs Jones by the throat and strangles the life out of Harry whilst shouting, "Where's your daddy now?!". EFNW Wrestling goes off the air as an anger driven Cyrus Black staggers to his feet, standing over an unconscious Harry Jones!