EFNW Wrestling >> "Chronicles of Extreme"

@KillSurgeKill: Remember to wear blue tomorrow to celebrate International Diabetes Day. I hear it's Jarrett Calloway's favorite holiday. #lulz

@MarceloHighlight: "I hate wrestlers on twitter."

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Omega arrives to the arena, smirking about having won,though he didn't get to destroy Demon, he is still happy. He looks for DeJesus.

[DeJesus is seen walking into the EFNW Arena]

Omega sees DeJesus enter and walks up to him.

Omega: I just want to know one thing, did you intentionally help me win, or was it just because of Demon?

Michael DeJesus Bro, I don't care if you win, I just like screwing with Demon. That wasn't even his real kid champ.

Omega smiles, looking at DeJesus.

Omega: Either way, since coming back, I'm 2-0. Not like I needed your help anyway, but still.

Michael DeJesus You tell yourself that brah, but I he woulda kicked cho arse, cuz you ain't at my level bro. So how's about chu get outta ma way cuz I got a party to go to son!

Robert Robinson is playing Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past for the 900th time in his locker room.

Angel Rodriguez is backstage.

OT: Promo is 2/3 finished. Jarrett, you will reply to this one if you know what is good for you.

@ExiledTruth: I've been hearing rumors that ECCW has doubled security in case I happen to show up. Seems a bit wasteful, seeing as they can't do a damn thing to stop me.

Cyrus T wrote:

@ExiledTruth: I've been hearing rumors that ECCW has doubled security in case I happen to show up. Seems a bit wasteful, seeing as they can't do a damn thing to stop me.

@HarryJones: @ExiledTruth What are you trying to achieve? Seriously. I'm facing Jarrett Calloway at Power Play, whilst you should be focussed on defending the Extreme Heavyweight Championship.

Hazza wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

@ExiledTruth: I've been hearing rumors that ECCW has doubled security in case I happen to show up. Seems a bit wasteful, seeing as they can't do a damn thing to stop me.

@HarryJones: @ExiledTruth What are you trying to achieve? Seriously. I'm facing Jarrett Calloway at Power Play, whilst you should be focussed on defending the Extreme Heavyweight Championship.

@ExiledTruth: @HarryJones Aw, that's awfully sweet of you to worry about little old me. But seriously, Jarrett's not my priority. He's just a scrub who thinks himself king.

Cyrus T wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

@ExiledTruth: I've been hearing rumors that ECCW has doubled security in case I happen to show up. Seems a bit wasteful, seeing as they can't do a damn thing to stop me.

@HarryJones: @ExiledTruth What are you trying to achieve? Seriously. I'm facing Jarrett Calloway at Power Play, whilst you should be focussed on defending the Extreme Heavyweight Championship.

@ExiledTruth: @HarryJones Aw, that's awfully sweet of you to worry about little old me. But seriously, Jarrett's not my priority. He's just a scrub who thinks himself king.

@ExiledTruth: @HarryJones As far as my plans, it's none of your business. You just focus on your little sissy fight with Jarrett and let me handle my own business.

Cyrus T wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

@ExiledTruth: I've been hearing rumors that ECCW has doubled security in case I happen to show up. Seems a bit wasteful, seeing as they can't do a damn thing to stop me.

@HarryJones: @ExiledTruth What are you trying to achieve? Seriously. I'm facing Jarrett Calloway at Power Play, whilst you should be focussed on defending the Extreme Heavyweight Championship.

@ExiledTruth: @HarryJones Aw, that's awfully sweet of you to worry about little old me. But seriously, Jarrett's not my priority. He's just a scrub who thinks himself king.

@HarryJones: @ExiledTruth ROFLcopter, you've totally contradicted everything that you have been preaching for the last month.

Hazza wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

@ExiledTruth: I've been hearing rumors that ECCW has doubled security in case I happen to show up. Seems a bit wasteful, seeing as they can't do a damn thing to stop me.

@HarryJones: @ExiledTruth What are you trying to achieve? Seriously. I'm facing Jarrett Calloway at Power Play, whilst you should be focussed on defending the Extreme Heavyweight Championship.

@ExiledTruth: @HarryJones Aw, that's awfully sweet of you to worry about little old me. But seriously, Jarrett's not my priority. He's just a scrub who thinks himself king.

@HarryJones: @ExiledTruth ROFLcopter, you've totally contradicted everything that you have been preaching for the last month.

@ExiledTruth: @HarryJones I've already said that since you won't let me fix your many, MANY mistakes that I'm not going to get involved anymore with Jarrett. However, there are several other things I wish to address, things you don't need to concern yourself with since it doesn't involve Jarrett.

Cyrus T wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

@ExiledTruth: I've been hearing rumors that ECCW has doubled security in case I happen to show up. Seems a bit wasteful, seeing as they can't do a damn thing to stop me.

@HarryJones: @ExiledTruth What are you trying to achieve? Seriously. I'm facing Jarrett Calloway at Power Play, whilst you should be focussed on defending the Extreme Heavyweight Championship.

@ExiledTruth: @HarryJones Aw, that's awfully sweet of you to worry about little old me. But seriously, Jarrett's not my priority. He's just a scrub who thinks himself king.

@HarryJones: @ExiledTruth ROFLcopter, you've totally contradicted everything that you have been preaching for the last month.

@ExiledTruth: @HarryJones I've already said that since you won't let me fix your many, MANY mistakes that I'm not going to get involved anymore with Jarrett. However, there are several other things I wish to address, things you don't need to concern yourself with since it doesn't involve Jarrett.

@HarryJones: @ExiledTruth Whatever. I just find it incredibly stupid that you're trying to add fuel to the fire, which you have constantly exploited me for doing over the course of the last few months. You are a hypocrite, and you are a liar for that matter. You just couldn't resist being the centre of attention, isn't that right?

@ExiledTruth: @HarryJones I criticized you for not taking responsibility for adding fuel to the fire. Key words are "taking responsibility." I have the balls to take responsibility for my actions and endure the consequences. You do not.

Seconds later...

@ExiledTruth: @HarryJones I also find it hilarious that you're accusing me of adding "fuel to the fire" when you don't know what my intentions are.

Cyrus T wrote:

@ExiledTruth: @HarryJones I criticized you for not taking responsibility for adding fuel to the fire. Key words are "taking responsibility." I have the balls to take responsibility for my actions and endure the consequences. You do not.

Seconds later...

@ExiledTruth: @HarryJones I also find it hilarious that you're accusing me of adding "fuel to the fire" when you don't know what my intentions are.

@HarryJones: @ExiledTruth Hmm, I hope your spotlight fetish is satisfied

@KillSurgeKill: I love when Harry Jones whines about other people. It's like he refuses to acknowledge that he's done far worse. What a scrub.

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

@KillSurgeKill: I love when Harry Jones whines about other people. It's like he refuses to acknowledge that he's done far worse. What a scrub.

Harry Jones laughs because he realizes that he is standing right next to Surge in the EFNW HQ.

Harry Jones: "What have I done that is 'far worse'? All I've done is defended EFNW and talked a lot of shit to that pathetic scrub. What's his name again? Oh yeah, Jarrett Calloway."

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

@KillSurgeKill: I love when Harry Jones whines about other people. It's like he refuses to acknowledge that he's done far worse. What a scrub.

Harry Jones laughs because he realizes that he is standing right next to Surge in the EFNW HQ.

Harry Jones: "What have I done that is 'far worse'? All I've done is defended EFNW and talked a lot of shit to that pathetic scrub. What's his name again? Oh yeah, Jarrett Calloway."

Surge punches Harry in the nose, decking him.

Surge: "My name is Keith Evans!"

Surge yanks Harry up and magically obtains a baseball bat, with which he breaks Harry's nose! OH, FUCK YEA!!

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

@KillSurgeKill: I love when Harry Jones whines about other people. It's like he refuses to acknowledge that he's done far worse. What a scrub.

Harry Jones laughs because he realizes that he is standing right next to Surge in the EFNW HQ.

Harry Jones: "What have I done that is 'far worse'? All I've done is defended EFNW and talked a lot of shit to that pathetic scrub. What's his name again? Oh yeah, Jarrett Calloway."

Surge punches Harry in the nose, decking him.

Surge: "My name is Keith Evans!"

Surge yanks Harry up and magically obtains a baseball bat, with which he breaks Harry's nose! OH, FUCK YEA!!

Despite being in immense amount of pain, Jones manages to respond. "Just what I thought", he says, before walking away.

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

@KillSurgeKill: I love when Harry Jones whines about other people. It's like he refuses to acknowledge that he's done far worse. What a scrub.

Harry Jones laughs because he realizes that he is standing right next to Surge in the EFNW HQ.

Harry Jones: "What have I done that is 'far worse'? All I've done is defended EFNW and talked a lot of shit to that pathetic scrub. What's his name again? Oh yeah, Jarrett Calloway."

Surge punches Harry in the nose, decking him.

Surge: "My name is Keith Evans!"

Surge yanks Harry up and magically obtains a baseball bat, with which he breaks Harry's nose! OH, FUCK YEA!!

Despite being in immense amount of pain, Jones manages to respond. "Just what I thought", he says, before walking away.

"KKKKEEEEIIIIIITTTTHHHH EEEEVVVAAAAANNNNSSSS!!", Surge yells out.

He then goes on a rampage.

Will do a promo soon

[The shot opens up in the EFNW Interview Area where John Hardcore is standing with a mic]

JH ”Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time I am being joined by Michael DeJesus!”

[The crowd boo like crazy as Michael DeJesus, quickly growing to be one of the most hated men in EFNW Wrestling steps into the shot. He has an arrogant grin plastered across his face]

JH ”Firstly Michael; thank you for taking some time out of your busy schedule to do this interview with us. Secondly, what everyone wants to know, what have you done with Hardcore Demon’s child, Marcus?”

[DeJesus immediately begins laughing as ‘You Suck’ chants break out]

MDJ ”Bro you serious? I’m actually surprised you dumbass aint figured this out chet bro. Hell, I knew I’d get ol’ man Demon, but I never knew it’d last this fucking long!”

JH ”What?”

MDJ ”It wasn’t his kid dumbass. It was some child acta who kinda looked like Demon’s boy! Why da fuck would I wanna take on some whinny ass brat?”

JH ”I dunno …”

MDJ ”Exactly nigga … Ask me ‘bout ma match with Demon at ‘No More Sorrow’!”

JH ”How are you feeling about your match with Wrestling Legend, Hardcore Demon, at ‘No More Sorrow’?”

MDJ ”Gawd damnit I feel like imma get myself another win big fella! And do you know what that means?”

JH ”What?”

MDJ ”Bigger pay checks, more pussy, and imma get myself a shot at that unified EFNW Championship brah! Cuz after I destroy Hardcore Demon in that ring, aint no foo’ gonna be denying that I be the hottest rising star in this fucking industry! And that’s the truth!”

[Before anymore can be said Hardcore Demon himself walks into the shot to a huge ovation]

OOC – TBC by Mitch

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