EFNW Wrestling >> "Chronicles of Extreme"

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[Robert Robinson arrives.]

[Simon Slayer is just laying on a crate, stabbing his knife weakly on the crate's side.]

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Angel Rodriguez arrives.

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[Kevin Evans is walking about with his title over his shoulder humming a tune.]

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Alex Nova arrives finally not being seen since the show, is surprised Evans still has the balls to step foot into the EFNw arena, he's back stage drinking some beer and smoking a joint while thinking inside his head...

"There's no way Evans is coming out on top again, like I said new era in wrestling has begun, nobody has noticed it yet..."

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EFNW Surge is training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Are any of the EFNW really a threat to him? No, he's just doing it for the lulz.

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.ηovα. wrote:: Alex Nova arrives finally not being seen since the show, is surprised Evans still has the balls to step foot into the EFNw arena, he's back stage drinking some beer and smoking a joint while thinking inside his head...

"There's no way Evans is coming out on top again, like I said new era in wrestling has begun, nobody has noticed it yet..."

[Kevin Evans is behind Nova]

"You finally decided to show up here. I got rid of you once I will do it again at No Sorrow! This time you have no help from anyone! You are trapped inside the ring with me."

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EFNW Wrestling >> "Chronicles of Extreme" - Page 14 Untitl14

More Unlikely Than CWW Dying ... This is EFNW Equinox 4!

1. Ron Stirling from The Board of Directors announces that in tonight's main event, there will be a 15 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal to determine the new EFNW TV Champion.

2. Surge def. El Amazo at 6:32 via a Murder Bay Plunge

3. The commentators hype up the matches for this Friday's 3 Hour edition of EFNW Wrestling.

4. Dan Maskell def. Christian Storm at 5:45 after executing the Mount Fuji Facial!

5. Hardcore Demon tells Michael DeJesus that on this Friday's episode of EFNW Wrestling, he should lay low if he knows what is good for him.

6. Travis Jones announces a Pick Your Poison stipulation for Twista XL and Cyrus Black, which will take place on EFNW Wrestling!

7. Omega wins a 20 Man Battle Royal to become the new EFNW TV Champion. Tim Taylor thought he had the match won after eliminating his tag team partner Casey Anomaly, but Omega had been hiding under the ring for the entire duration of the match after being thrown under the top rope! As EFNW Wrestling goes off the air, Omega walks up the entrance ramp with the TV Championship, he connects with a knockout blow to Robert Robinson

Contender Posts : 1677 Age : 30 Location : Whitby, England

Angel Rodriguez is looking for Alex Nova.

Curtain Jerker Posts : 505 Age : 29 Location : Over here.

[Robert Robinson is putting ice on painful parts of his body while typing angry promo material!]

[Simon Slayer is...in his locker room, butchering lil kittens.]

Contender Posts : 1723 Age : 30 Location : Dublin

Twista XL, EFNW World Champion, is looking for a suitable opponent for Cyrus Black.

Contender Posts : 1677 Age : 30 Location : Whitby, England

God V2 (SUPERFRIEND) wrote:: Twista XL, EFNW World Champion, is looking for a suitable opponent for Cyrus Black.

Angel Rodriguez, looking for Alex Nova, sees Twista.

AR: Well, well, well, if it isn't the World champion. Now I've heard of this pick your poison match between you and Cyrus, so I'm going to help you out a little. I was going to tell Alex Nova about this but I may as well suggest it to you instead. Nova vs Black, how about it?

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Will do a promo when I get home from school.

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Fang: *walking around backstage carrying one of his masks*

Ali Walker: *working out backstage*

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Alex Nova is walking around backstage just arrives wearing a coat and jeans because of the below freezing temperature outside as it might begin to snow soon, he walks by workers and just about to enter his locker room to change when ______ approaches him.

OT- Promo Soon to come..

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Surge and El Amazo are getting high after the show...

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John TPA wrote:

.ηovα. wrote:: Alex Nova arrives finally not being seen since the show, is surprised Evans still has the balls to step foot into the EFNw arena, he's back stage drinking some beer and smoking a joint while thinking inside his head...

"There's no way Evans is coming out on top again, like I said new era in wrestling has begun, nobody has noticed it yet..."

[Kevin Evans is behind Nova]

"You finally decided to show up here. I got rid of you once I will do it again at No Sorrow! This time you have no help from anyone! You are trapped inside the ring with me."

Nova glances towards Evans and looks at him confused

"Yeah, congratulations... you beat me. And yes, i know Evans, everytime you come up to me it's you talking about how your GOING TO beat me... but this time--this time it'll be different my friend..."

He smirks drops the beer smashing on the ground and puts out the blunt and looks at Evans leaning against a wall now.

"Why don't you start warming up Kevin, cause while I was gone I've been watching you... watching your every move, and every word-- and don't think I haven't been doing anything... I've had business to take care of."

He waits for Evans to respond...

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The fans boo as Omega’s theme blares through the arena. He walks out, wearing his usual street clothes, but there is something new. Could it be that smirk on his face? Nah, that’s always there. Its that EFNW TV Title that is around his waist. Omega, with a microphone in his hand, flexes on the stage, and walks down. Once he gets to the bottom of the ramp, he pulls a chair from under the ring, throws it over the top rope, and jumps onto the apron. He stands there, smirking, and steps into the ring. He bends over, picks up the chair and sets it up right in the middle of the ring, and sits down in it.

Mr. 100% | Omega

“2 weeks ago I came back to EFNW after a lengthy hiatus, but look at me now! I am standing here, your first EVER EFNW TV Champion! People liked to think that I was hiding under the ring, when in fact I was knocked out on the outside. As the match was coming to a close, I woke up, remembered I wasn’t eliminated, and charged into the ring, eliminating Tim Taylor and becoming champ! A lot also like to think that without my power, I wouldn’t be big. If I didn’t have any power, I’d find a way, other than my pure talent, I would probably become a technician. I might have become a submission specialist had I not fallen in love with the gym at a young age. When people look at me, they think that I’m on steroids. I don’t understand why, I mean I AM big, but half the time I’m seen in the gym, working out! You don’t see me sitting in my locker room, putting a damn needle into my arm, leg, or anything, and injecting ‘roids! If I did that I wouldn’t be a real competitor! If I did that, word would get around fast and I’d be out of a job here, there, everywhere! Believe me, I’ve given this plenty of thought, and I’ve come to the conclusion that anyone who thinks I’m on steroids just isn’t good enough to beat me! I beat 20 other men to win this title that’s around my waist today, I did that last night! And tomorrow, on EFNW Wrestling, Friday Nights, I will walk out her, down that ramp and into this ring, and do what I do best: wrestle! “

Omega stands up in the ring and walks over to the ropes. He takes the title belt from his waist and hangs it over his shoulder. He adjusts it to his comfort level and leans on the ropes, with the mic facing his lips again.

“Sometimes when I’m walking around the streets, or getting my groceries, or even as I’m walking down that ramp, I hear you ‘fans’ ask the same question, over, and over, and over. That question gets stuck in my head and its maddening! But every time I hear it, I give the same, simple response. When I’m asked ‘Why are you such a freak,’ I say ‘I’m not a freak, I’m just smart.’ That leaves you wondering every time, but its such a simple answer, and you guys over think it. You see, when I say that, I don’t mean anything along the lines of what most of you think I mean, I just mean that I’m smart. I know its take muscle to do things that most can’t. I know what it takes to be a professional wrestler. I know that when the time comes, I’ll need my power. I use it every match. That 100% Bomb I do, that Spinebuster, it takes pure power. And with great power, doesn’t come great responsibility, with great power come great wrestling. ALL those people in the back, they all know that when it comes to physical powerhouses in this company, I’m the best there is, the best there was, and I guaran-damn-tee that I’ll be the best there ever will be! I don’t look at myself as second best, that gets you nowhere. You only get somewhere when you ARE the best! If you only think of yourself as second best, you’ll be second best! You have to believe that you ARE the best! That’s how you do something like this!”

Omega holds his title into the air, and smirks. He puts the belt back on his shoulder and starts pacing, until he starts standing next to the chair. He picks up the chair, folds it in, and holds it in one hand.

“This is just one torture weapon of mine. I like to use just a simple wooden baseball bat. Hard enough to hurt like Hell, but when put in my hand, nimble enough to put multiple splinters into my opponent’s back. Those splinters, over the time period of the match, add up to some tremendous pan whenever you land on your back. And what I do, that Spinebuster, that 100% Bomb, I thrust my opponent to the mat back-first. When I hit a Superplex, I do the same thing. With those splinters in my opponent’s back, just a normal suplex feels like a 100% Bomb times 10. But, with those splinters, a 100% Bomb, back-first not onto the mat, but onto a chair, is a guaranteed win! You see, a simple win can come from a baseball bat. If I can’t use a bat, then I use whatever I can find! Wooden 2x4, Tables, Ladders, Chairs, Stop Signs, Barbed Wire, whatever lies under my feet, under this mat, I can use just as thoroughly as I can a baseball bat. It takes a normal man to do something normal, but it takes someone who is 100% Bad-Ass, like me, to do the impossible!”

Omega’s theme starts blaring, and he holds the chair up in the air in one hand, and his title up in the other. He rolls out of the ring, and walks backstage.

OFF: Thoughts?

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.ηovα. wrote:

John TPA wrote:

.ηovα. wrote:: Alex Nova arrives finally not being seen since the show, is surprised Evans still has the balls to step foot into the EFNw arena, he's back stage drinking some beer and smoking a joint while thinking inside his head...

"There's no way Evans is coming out on top again, like I said new era in wrestling has begun, nobody has noticed it yet..."

[Kevin Evans is behind Nova]

"You finally decided to show up here. I got rid of you once I will do it again at No Sorrow! This time you have no help from anyone! You are trapped inside the ring with me."

Nova glances towards Evans and looks at him confused

"Yeah, congratulations... you beat me. And yes, i know Evans, everytime you come up to me it's you talking about how your GOING TO beat me... but this time--this time it'll be different my friend..."

He smirks drops the beer smashing on the ground and puts out the blunt and looks at Evans leaning against a wall now.

"Why don't you start warming up Kevin, cause while I was gone I've been watching you... watching your every move, and every word-- and don't think I haven't been doing anything... I've had business to take care of."

He waits for Evans to respond...

[Kevin chuckles and leans on the wall and pouts]

"Alex Nova I can actually say I did beat you 1...2...3 while you have not done that yet! You see this is one of the differences between you and me. When I say I will beat you I go and do it. While you don't, understand?"

[Kevin pulls out a switch blade]

"Why DON'T you starting warming up right now! Because tonight I will make you bleed from everywhere! I will stomp your head in and spit on you! Alex Nova you will learn what happens when you piss me off by coming back!"

[You can see the sick twisted smile on his face]

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Alex Nova's theme hits on the monitor as fans in the arena boo right after omega's pathetic promo they expect the same from Nova. Not seeing him for a while they expect fireworks to go off instead his theme goes and the lights don't go off nor do the fireworks and everyone wonders whats going on. Nova then approaches the stage as he wears his ring attire for tonight. He's still ready for Evans--although everyone is STILL not on his side. Nova knows that Evans doesn't threaten him in anyway. So he comes down with a mic in hand and as he gets to the steps he says "Stop the music"

"Tonight, Nova will do it... I can feel it, I haven't been here for the past week due to business I had to take care of with the company involving my paycheck and some law-suits... joking-- the real deal: I signed an agreement that whatever happens in the match stays in the ring and the police will not be involved it'll be just me and Evans and the beating he has coming to him"

Seeing as the fans are booing him louder Nova notices and doesn't care he tells them to shutup, and shakes his head as they can't listen to a word he says it's like they're def. So he drops the mic and leans on the ropes facing the fans and raises his arm high in the air and gives the fans the finger and walks around the ring shouting words that are drowned out because the mic is off now, he walks around with his finger raised high and then stops and smirks cockily. Then picks the mic up.

"I don't care! How many times do I have to tell you all, your all a bunch of shitless cowards who can do nothing for me. And I looked up to you guys back in my days when I wrestled in NAWA. Hell I was a star. Then the transfer happened and I noticed something. Bad guys always come out on top! So I did it, I turned on all of you and it'll stay like this, I will capture Evans title and demolish him, so badley he wont see it coming, and he'll take back everything he said, and retire him. That's all I have to say before tonight... enjoy the show."

Nova drops the mic and shakes his head at the booing crowd that is booing so the people across the street can here it! The atmosphere has changed quickly and Nova does not give a damn. He steps down and walks to the back, when he gets there he grabs a water bottle and heads into his room to workout a little bit before the show

Hall of Famer Posts : 4741 Age : 30 Location : Emerald

OT: Cbox

Veteran Posts : 3039 Age : 27 Location : Hogwarts

OFF: Still want thought on my promo

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It was good, I hate the red..

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John TPA wrote:: It was good, I hate the red..

Well, trying to find a color that best suits Omega. I thought red would work, but it looks to eh.

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Twista XL handler (Adam) is stepping away from EFNW as Adam is boycotting the U until we the Xat chat back.

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling >> "Chronicles of Extreme" Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:03 pm

"Welcome Home" by Coheed and Cambria blares as Cyrus Black emerges from the back and heads down to the ring, accompanied by the usual fanfare and adulation for everyone's favorite wrestler. Cyrus wastes little time as he slides into the ring and grabs a microphone. The Extreme Heavyweight Title is secured around his waist.

Cyrus Black: Jarrett, Jarrett, Jarrett...you really don't know the severity of the mistake you've made, do you? Look, I really don't care about this man crush disguised as hatred that you have for Harry Jones, but quite frankly I didn't expect you to do something so mind-numbingly stupid as to spear me to get to Harry! But you did...and thanks to that mistake, you've opened a door you never wanted to open.

Cyrus scratches his chin as the crowd chants "Cyrus Black! Cyrus Black!"

Cyrus Black: Pick Your Poison Matches are a fun little concept, aren't they? The ability to choose your opponent's next match, the strategy involved...it's a riot! And due to the infinitely incompetent wisdom of Travis Jones and thanks to Jarrett's actions last week, I have the perfect match in mind: Twista XL vs Jarrett Calloway! And just for the nuts of it, let's go ahead and make that a Brooklyn Street Fight!

The crowd pops loudly at this.

Cyrus Black: Now, Jarrett, you might be wondering to yourself how I intend to make this match happen. After all, despite your constant annoying intereferences in EFNW business, you're not an EFNW contracted star. Your contract is solely that of ECCW, and regardless of your shenanigans in fusing both companies together they remain separate entities. But that's the thing, Jarrett...you, and ECCW-exclusive star, attacked me, who has no contract with ECCW. And since I don't, your attack cannot be construed as an action of a single promotion. Had you just attacked Harry, who is contracted with ECCW if but loosely, no big deal. But by spearing me, you in fact violated several statues regarding the separation of promotions and unsanctioned attacks on individuals you have no business with. In other words...you fucked up and now I OWN YOUR ASS. So you have two choices: you either make sure your ass is here to get beaten by Twista XL in a Brooklyn Street Fight on the next episode of EFNW Wrestling, or me and my stellar team of attorneys will descend upon you and sue you for everything you have. Jarrett, I hope you learn something from all this one way or another...you don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't piss in the wind, and YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH THE EXILE. I look forward to your decision.

Cyrus drops the mic, having made his point and heads to the back as the crowd continues chanting his name.

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