EFNW Wrestling >> "Chronicles of Extreme"

Ali Walker: *working out backstage*

Fang: *walking around the arena boiler room*

[Kevin Evans knocks on Travis's door, he title is slung over his shoulder]

OFF: Not ready to rp just yet, got school. I'll get on when I can.

OFF TBC By anybody

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Casey Anomaly
*The Nightmare Among Men, one half of the All American Nightmares and one half of the EFNW Tag Team Championships, arrives to the arena after being absent for a few days. He hears about Tim cutting a promo and inviting him out.*
"Fuck.. well looks like I better go find him so we can get some joint-promo work in, or a training session or something.. it's weird having a tag team partner.."
*Casey shrugs and goes on his way looking for Tim when _____ comes across him*

OFF TBC By anybody

*Finally Tim runs into his partner since their title victory*

Tim: Well looky who I found!

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TimTapOutTaylor wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Casey Anomaly
*The Nightmare Among Men, one half of the All American Nightmares and one half of the EFNW Tag Team Championships, arrives to the arena after being absent for a few days. He hears about Tim cutting a promo and inviting him out.*
"Fuck.. well looks like I better go find him so we can get some joint-promo work in, or a training session or something.. it's weird having a tag team partner.."
*Casey shrugs and goes on his way looking for Tim when _____ comes across him*

OFF TBC By anybody

*Finally Tim runs into his partner since their title victory*

Tim: Well looky who I found!

Casey Anomaly
"And look at who.. found me?"
*Casey says awkwardly before shaking his head*
"ANYWAYS, I thought we kicked ass out there on Sunday. Showed every one that not only by our selves are we dominate but as a team we are twice as worse."

*Tim adjustes the title on his shoulder*

Tim: True that, but I mean come on. Wasn't it obvious that we would? Look at who we were facing, they are nobodies compared to us.... well just about everyone is compared to us.

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TimTapOutTaylor wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TimTapOutTaylor wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Casey Anomaly
*The Nightmare Among Men, one half of the All American Nightmares and one half of the EFNW Tag Team Championships, arrives to the arena after being absent for a few days. He hears about Tim cutting a promo and inviting him out.*
"Fuck.. well looks like I better go find him so we can get some joint-promo work in, or a training session or something.. it's weird having a tag team partner.."
*Casey shrugs and goes on his way looking for Tim when _____ comes across him*

OFF TBC By anybody

*Finally Tim runs into his partner since their title victory*

Tim: Well looky who I found!

Casey Anomaly
"And look at who.. found me?"
*Casey says awkwardly before shaking his head*
"ANYWAYS, I thought we kicked ass out there on Sunday. Showed every one that not only by our selves are we dominate but as a team we are twice as worse."

*Tim adjustes the title on his shoulder*

Tim: True that, but I mean come on. Wasn't it obvious that we would? Look at who we were facing, they are nobodies compared to us.... well just about everyone is compared to us.

Casey Anomaly
*he nods*
"This is very true. They have been a team for years and the second or third time we team up we win the straps. Goes to show how shitty of a team they were."

*Tim shrugs and smirks*

Tim: or it shows how fucking awesome we are! Nobody can hide from an All-American Nightmare

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TimTapOutTaylor wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TimTapOutTaylor wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TimTapOutTaylor wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Casey Anomaly
*The Nightmare Among Men, one half of the All American Nightmares and one half of the EFNW Tag Team Championships, arrives to the arena after being absent for a few days. He hears about Tim cutting a promo and inviting him out.*
"Fuck.. well looks like I better go find him so we can get some joint-promo work in, or a training session or something.. it's weird having a tag team partner.."
*Casey shrugs and goes on his way looking for Tim when _____ comes across him*

OFF TBC By anybody

*Finally Tim runs into his partner since their title victory*

Tim: Well looky who I found!

Casey Anomaly
"And look at who.. found me?"
*Casey says awkwardly before shaking his head*
"ANYWAYS, I thought we kicked ass out there on Sunday. Showed every one that not only by our selves are we dominate but as a team we are twice as worse."

*Tim adjustes the title on his shoulder*

Tim: True that, but I mean come on. Wasn't it obvious that we would? Look at who we were facing, they are nobodies compared to us.... well just about everyone is compared to us.

Casey Anomaly
*he nods*
"This is very true. They have been a team for years and the second or third time we team up we win the straps. Goes to show how shitty of a team they were."

*Tim shrugs and smirks*

Tim: or it shows how fucking awesome we are! Nobody can hide from an All-American Nightmare

Casey Anomaly
*Casey chuckles*
"That is also VERY true. I think our next challenger's are called fight money.. but the thing that confuses me is how do you fight money? Is it like a political thing? Or what?"

*Tim rubs his chin as a puzzled look comes across his face*

Tim: That's a good queston! Normally I would like to take instead of "fight" money. But with a incredibly stupid and idiotic name like that. it seems like we're facing 2 more dip sticks! I can't believe how desprate this division must be.

*Speaking of Fight Money, they come around the corner in their street clothes, having heard a fair amount of what Casey and Tim had to say about them.*

William: Seriously? You guys don't get the meaning of the name 'Fight Money'? Whatever, I'm not dumbing it down for you All-American hicks. Also, Tim, don't speak. If I talk to anyone I'll talk to Casey. Talking to you makes me feel like pre-school staff.

Oriadon wrote:

*Speaking of Fight Money, they come around the corner in their street clothes, having heard a fair amount of what Casey and Tim had to say about them.*

William: Seriously? You guys don't get the meaning of the name 'Fight Money'? Whatever, I'm not dumbing it down for you All-American hicks. Also, Tim, don't speak. If I talk to anyone I'll talk to Casey. Talking to you makes me feel like pre-school staff.

Tim: Really? Is that all you got? Pre-School staff, come one man I've heard SOOOOOOO much better. Mostly from my partner here. But seeing you know my name I must be doing something right. But you..... I don't even know what your first name is!?! Who the hell are you?

TimTapOutTaylor wrote:

Oriadon wrote:

*Speaking of Fight Money, they come around the corner in their street clothes, having heard a fair amount of what Casey and Tim had to say about them.*

William: Seriously? You guys don't get the meaning of the name 'Fight Money'? Whatever, I'm not dumbing it down for you All-American hicks. Also, Tim, don't speak. If I talk to anyone I'll talk to Casey. Talking to you makes me feel like pre-school staff.

Tim: Really? Is that all you got? Pre-School staff, come one man I've heard SOOOOOOO much better. Mostly from my partner here. But seeing you know my name I must be doing something right. But you..... I don't even know what your first name is!?! Who the hell are you?

William: My name is William Lowell Davis the Fourth. And this is my associate, the Desert Eagle, Coty Weston.

Surge is watching commercials for Panda cheese...

"I fucking love this shit."

Oriadon wrote:

TimTapOutTaylor wrote:

Oriadon wrote:

*Speaking of Fight Money, they come around the corner in their street clothes, having heard a fair amount of what Casey and Tim had to say about them.*

William: Seriously? You guys don't get the meaning of the name 'Fight Money'? Whatever, I'm not dumbing it down for you All-American hicks. Also, Tim, don't speak. If I talk to anyone I'll talk to Casey. Talking to you makes me feel like pre-school staff.

Tim: Really? Is that all you got? Pre-School staff, come one man I've heard SOOOOOOO much better. Mostly from my partner here. But seeing you know my name I must be doing something right. But you..... I don't even know what your first name is!?! Who the hell are you?

William: My name is William Lowell Davis the Fourth. And this is my associate, the Desert Eagle, Coty Weston.

*Tim yawns as the challengers speak*

Tim: You see the fact of the matter is, neither I or Casey here care who either of you too are. I mean, we're former World Champions. You guys haven't done jack shit! Now as "The Desert Eagle" goes as being your so called "associate".... what in fact does he "associate" with you? Whipe your ass when you're done taking a dump?

OFF Will make next response to Oriandon, just sayin'

TimTapOutTaylor wrote:

Oriadon wrote:

TimTapOutTaylor wrote:

Oriadon wrote:

*Speaking of Fight Money, they come around the corner in their street clothes, having heard a fair amount of what Casey and Tim had to say about them.*

William: Seriously? You guys don't get the meaning of the name 'Fight Money'? Whatever, I'm not dumbing it down for you All-American hicks. Also, Tim, don't speak. If I talk to anyone I'll talk to Casey. Talking to you makes me feel like pre-school staff.

Tim: Really? Is that all you got? Pre-School staff, come one man I've heard SOOOOOOO much better. Mostly from my partner here. But seeing you know my name I must be doing something right. But you..... I don't even know what your first name is!?! Who the hell are you?

William: My name is William Lowell Davis the Fourth. And this is my associate, the Desert Eagle, Coty Weston.

*Tim yawns as the challengers speak*

Tim: You see the fact of the matter is, neither I or Casey here care who either of you too are. I mean, we're former World Champions. You guys haven't done jack shit! Now as "The Desert Eagle" goes as being your so called "associate".... what in fact does he "associate" with you? Whipe your ass when you're done taking a dump?

William: Coty doesn't need to talk to you, and I don't feel like dignifying your diarrhea-of-the-mouth with an answer. Everyone is a former world champion anymore. This business is saturated by promotions who will hand a world title to anyone just to advertise their name for a few weeks. I mean, you two are obvious examples. But, EFNW here, is one of the big leagues. So which one of you has been EFNW Champion? Neither? I thought so. As far as I'm concerned, the playing field is even.

As forgettable as the third guy in Nirvana, it's EFNW Equinox 3: "The Future is the Present // The Brewing of a Great Evil"

1. Harry Jones discusses the war between EFNW and ECCW, saying that it will all end at Powerplay when he faces Jarrett Calloway in a match which has now been made official. Jarrett Calloway emerges from the backstage area and cuts Harry off. The two exchange words for a while. Harry's main argument is that Jarrett has never succeeded in a promotion not run by the Jericho's, whilst Jarrett had many different points. However, things ended when a fan threw a chair at Calloway. Jarrett slid out of the ring and tried to retreat, but more chairs and obscure objects where thrown at him on his way up the ramp. The EFNW fans burst into applause as Jones stood tall, doing his arm-spread taunt.

2. Kevin Evans is attacked on his way down to the ring by Alex Nova! Angel Rodriguez and Travis Jones join in the attack, leaving Evans in an immense amount of pain. The fans look on in shock as Alex exits through the curtain with Kevin's Revolution Championship!

3. Twista XL def. Hardcore Demon at 14:32 in a back and forth war! Demon had the leverage throughout the match, but it took two XL-Slams to keep the biker down! After the match, Michael DeJesus jumps the barricade and smashes a microphone over Demon's skull, before telling Demon that EFNW 4, he has no chance of walking out with his arm raised. In a shocking turn of events, Demon manages to grab Michael by the throat and pull himself up to a standing position. Hardcore Demon lifts Michael up for a chokeslam, but Michael counters by kneeing Demon in the face and then following through with a low-blow! Michael cockily retreats up the entrance ramp as Demon looks on in anger.

4. Omega def. Josh Polson at 10:35 via the 100% Bomb. After a big victory against a worthy opponent, Omega delivers a second 100% Bomb for good measure!

5. The commentators hype up the Tag Team Match on EFNW Wrestling scheduled to be between Twista XL and Cyrus Black, who will take on Surge and Marcelo Evans.

6. Casey Anomaly w/ Tim Taylor def. Coty Weston w/ William Davis at 13:53 via the Corrupted.

7. Surge sends the fans home with a great heel promo, discussing how he is sick and tired of being considered "Second Best" to Cyrus Black. A very odd thing happened in the closing moments of the show. The lights dim down and a voice with a peculiar Essex accent played over the PA System ... "I'm back, bitches!". The crowd roar in approval as EFNW Equinox goes off the air!

Angel Rodriguez is backstage, smiling at their calculated ambush on Kevin Evans

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Angel Rodriguez is backstage, smiling at their calculated ambush on Kevin Evans

[Kevin Evans is storming through the arena and he finds Angel and shoves him to the floor!]

"You little dick! You are helping Nova! You and Travis are booked with the death! You should of kept your noses out of it! BUT NO!"

John TPA wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Angel Rodriguez is backstage, smiling at their calculated ambush on Kevin Evans

[Kevin Evans is storming through the arena and he finds Angel and shoves him to the floor!]

"You little dick! You are helping Nova! You and Travis are booked with the death! You should of kept your noses out of it! BUT NO!"

Rodriguez stands up and dusts himself off, before staring at Evans.

AR: Actually, Nova is helping me. You see, me and Travis signed him to a new contract. You really think you can have EFNW your own way.

YOU CHAT BOX NOW!

OT: Just an idea; instead of having me put a contract signing on the next EFNW Wrestling show, we could have Cyrus and Twista act it out in RP Form and they can lay down the law and whatnot. Is that G with you guys?

A new video uploaded on EFNW.com shows Cyrus Black, the newly crowned EFNW Extreme Heavyweight Champion, wearing a black suit, a black shirt, and a red tie. The EHW Title is resting on his shoulder as Cyrus has a very calm, somewhat disturbing expression on his face as he speaks.

Cyrus Black: Hello, fellow travelers of the Long and Winding Road and fans of Extreme Fan Nation Wrestling. I am Cyrus Black...your Extreme Heavyweight Champion. You may be wondering why I'm dressed like this, and to be honest I hate wearing suits. However, for a message like this, I felt it was appropriate to be dressed for the occasion. You see, there's been a lot of things going on in EFNW over the past couple of weeks. Championships won and lost, words says across company lines, and a general atmosphere of hostility that, quite frankly, has stymied the growth of this company in its relaunch. Granted, I love it when things gets chaotic and people get angry as it makes for good television, but when it becomes something not contained within one promotion and spills into mindless, meaningless hate of another it becomes a poison that slowly erodes at the foundations of both federations.

Cyrus holds up his Extreme Heavyweight Title.

Cyrus Black: I went through hell to win this title, and will gladly do so again to keep it. As part of my efforts to end this meaningless war between EFNW and ECCW, I will put this belt on the line against my friend and brother, Twista XL. And he will do the same with his EFNW World Title. There will be no more debate over which championship is the one, true EFNW World Heavyweight Championship, and the defilement of the EFNW World Title at the hands of Jarrett Calloway and his ilk will be washed away. However, while the unification match will undoubtedly strike a near-fatal blow to those who would wish this war to continue to its final stupidity, it will not be the last. No...that will come when the two who have perpetuated this war finally resolve their issues in the middle of an EFNW ring, when Harry Jones faces off against Jarrett Calloway. Or perhaps not, as the two of them have allowed their egos to grow bigger than the companies they are supposed to be representing.

Cyrus slings the title belt on his shoulder as he rubs his forehead with his free hand, almost as if he's massaging a headache.

Cyrus Black: Harry, I've been telling you for weeks about your culpability in this whole debacle. And time after time after time you have insisted...nay, demanded that everything that has happened was not your fault, that it was all Jarrett and his taking potshots at you. That it wasn't your fault that both companies became intertwined with one another and that your father betrayed you. That all you have done is simply defend yourself against all the mean and jealous and EVIL people who would dare impune your exaulted name and blah, blah, blah, blah...NO! You can live in your own delusional world if you so choose, Jones, but I will be damned if I let your delusions hide the Truth from the eyes of the people.

Cyrus runs his fingers through his hair as he takes a deep breath and exhales.

Cyrus Black: Harry, I can't say that I wouldn't have done some of the things you've done if it were me in your position. If I did, I wouldn't be speaking the Truth. But let's face facts: you gave Jarrett's claim to being the EFNW World Champion legitimacy by not ignoring Jarrett. You proclaimed yourself the Crush World Champion without any legitimate claim to the title just to stick it to Jarrett, and in the process did the exact same thing that you condemned Jarrett for. Both you and Jarrett used the rosters of their prospective companies as tools in your little war, and you allowed your senile father to stab you in the back. Harry...I honestly don't care about any of that. You're a grown man, and you can make your own mistakes...and Truth knows you've made a lot of them. But what I will not accept is this idea that you have no accountability for your actions and the consequences of them. You cannot do as you please and then turn around, saying that what happened wasn't your fault. It is the worst thing a human can do, thinking that he's above scrutiny simply because he believes he's justified in his actions. It sickens me, Harry...and sooner rather than later, I will make you answer for it. So go...have your little fight with Jarrett and work out your issues. Put an end to the war and come out the big fucking hero in your own mind. Know this though...you may be the savior of EFNW in your own delusions, but as far as I and many others are concerned, you are as much at fault in this war as Jarrett Calloway. While I might not have done anything differently were I in your place, Harry, I would at least have the balls to accept responsibility for my actions.

Cyrus sighs before cracking a wicked grin.

Cyrus Black: However, there is something that's been bugging me for a good long while now. But this...this isn't the forum to express those concerns. Which is why, in the coming weeks, I will be making a bit of a pilgrimage...all the way to ECCW. I will walk in, I will grab a live microphone, and I will address these concerns to my hearts content. Now, Jerichos...I know you're watching this since it's probably more entertaining than what you've got going on, so listen very carefully. I'm coming to ECCW, uncontracted and not bound by your rules and decorum. Your security will try and stop me, but they'll fail as well you know. You can sic some of your wrestlers on me, but you know full well that I still have some friends on the ECCW roster that'll undoubtedly let me walk on through. So here's the deal...I will be marching into ECCW, invited or not. If not, I'll likely end up having to hurt somebody. So do yourselves a favor and just let me through. See you boys soon...