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A Proper Introduction

- A Marcelo Evans Promo -

[The crowd falls silent as "Just Like You" by Three Days Grace takes over the P.A. System and an excessive pyrotechnic display goes off. Out onto the stage steps the sensational youngster Marcelo Evans, dressed in a black Milano Moda suit with a gold tie. The silence ends as fans of all ages, genders, and sexual orientations boo EFNW's arrogant acquisition. Evans soaks in the hatred of each and every person who bought a ticket to see him wrestle. As he makes his way to the ring, a young women swoon and old women squeal. Marcelo steps into the ring and poses, garnering some cheap heat from the audience. He shakes it off as the ring girl fetches him a microphone. After she leaves, he begins to give his opinion on everything EFNW.]

"So, for those of you up in the cheap seats who can't afford a television set, most people refer to me as 'The Highlight' Marcelo Evans. Now while I'm new to EFNW, I've still got quite the body of work in the wrestling world. Not the least impressive of which was winning the prestigous Nightmare Wrestling Tournament. And of course to win that I pinned a man very near and dear to your hearts, 'The Anti-Hero' Harry Jones. That's right, I put his shoulders down on canvas while a referee counted to three just for a trophy. Considering he's one of the most talented men in this company, as I bested him as the ripe young age of nineteen, I'd wager EFNW's brass probably thinks pretty highly of me. But even if they choose to ignore what I've done outside their company like the Jericho family, they can't ignore the fact that I defeated a pro wrestling mainstay in Josh Polson in the middle of this ring. I won that match while barely breaking a sweat, and I'm confident Phil Brilliance won't fare much better."

[Evans smirks, leading everyone in the audience to believe that he is as confident as his words suggest.]

"You see, Phil Brilliance served as something of a protege to my Uncle Daniel, who also happens to be the man who trained me. Unfortunately for Phil, Uncle Daniel didn't teach him everything, so Phil ought to know going in that I'll have a trick or two up my sleeve when we do battle. Now, don't get me wrong, Phil will put up a decent fight, but I guarantee our match ends with my boot planted firmly in his chin. And after Phil, I've already got a pretty good idea of where I'm headed. Does 'Undefeated Champion' sound as good to you idjits as it does to me?"

[The fans boo loudly as Evans' boasting annoys them greatly.]

"Shut up you disrepectful imbeciles! There's a reason EFNW gave me a microphone and not you poor excuses for life forms. This is my platform for speaking, and I intend to use it without being interupted! So why don't you show some respect for a member of the family who built wrestling! Now, if you boys and girls are polite, I might just get out of here a little bit quicker. Of course, even you scumbags don't need to be reminded of the controversy surrounding the EFNW Heavyweight Championship and the Extreme Heavyweight Championship, and frankly, it's kind of a decent bit of legitimate drama. However, it leaves guys like lil ol' me with a decision to make. Which strap do I go after? Well to be fair, it's not too difficult of a decision for me. You see, when my Uncle Daniel purchased EFNW from Travis Jones, he was met by a resistance of sorts led by a few despicable men who resisted change. Men such as Neville Ryan, Casey Anomaly, Tim Lucker, Cyrus Black, and Surge. Those five men managed to ruin the Evans era of EFNW, and two of them are prepared to face off for the Extreme Heavyweight Championship. So a short while from now, one of them will walk out Champion, and earn the right to be remembered as the man I defeat for my first World Championship."

[The crowd goes insane with boos and start chants of "Cyrus Black!" and "Kill Surge Kill!" Evans tries to speak over them, but the crowd is so fired up with love of their heroes, he can barely get a word in. He tosses the microphone to the ground and heads backstage in a puff as he is heckled by the fans of EFNW.]

OOC: Bit short, but w/e, I'm rusty.

Casey Anomaly
*he looks at Tim bewildered*
My sister is eight years younger then me.. you pedophile.. anyways.. I've won all my matches at EFNW PPV's including my most recent one where I won a contract saying I can have a match for the Extreme Championship whenever I want. I won my debut against probably one of the most decorated 3XW Originals: Matt Xtreme. So I don't need these tag titles to be one hundred percent honest. But..
*he looks at Tim's hand for a moment then shakes it before smirking*
I sure as hell do love gold. I think that the All American Nightmares could be unstoppable.

Casey Anomaly
*He chuckles and leans back on his couch leaning over and grabbing his Baja Mountain Dew he takes a swig*
Definitely. But I've won titles every where around the world too. Need my second belt here in EFNW. Plus the only tag teams here are a bunch of no named scrubs.

Casey Anomaly
*Casey is zoning out staring at his game before replying*
What, uh yeah. If.. nah, WHEN we win those belts we're basically gonna be untouchable, with my mic skills and unbelievably insane in ring talent and you're.. um.. submission skills and some of that MMA stuff you do too.. will definitely get us the win

Casey Anomaly
*he rubs his chin and thinks for a moment before finally nodding*
I guess you got a point there.. but still in the same regard we know what each other will do next because we have fought so many times so it won't be too hard in the long run

.:|EFNW Wrestling Presents|:.

EFNW 3: ZERO TOLERANCE
Presented Live in HD from the Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York!



Singles Match
Marcello Evans vs Phil Brilliance

The match is an awesome five minute thriller which displays an element of total non-stop action, literally! Counter after counter, reversal after reversal, bump after bump; both men have no quit in them. However, Marcello eventually kept Phil down for the three-count after connecting with the Starstruck superkick from the top rope, whilst Phil was in an avalanche position, wrapped up on the second rope!

WINNER: Marcello Evans

Jarrett Calloway is seen arriving at the EFNW Arena!

EFNW Tag Team Championship Match
The All-American Nightmare vs Jaggered Payne (c)
[Casey Anomaly & Tim Taylor vs Pauly Payne & Hayden Jaggerz]

Going into this match, Jaggered Payne didn't have much expectations for the newly aligned friendship between Tim Taylor and Casey Anomaly, but it is known that these two men are incredibly talented individuals and should not be underestimated. Tim starts the match on a high note against Pauly Payne and he almost has Payne completely subdued, but Pauly turns things around by planting Tim with a Double-A Spinebuster! Payne tags in Hayden which allows the flawless tag team the opportunity to display their A-Game. Hayden begins to dominate Tim, but all good things must come to an end. Tim counters a powerbomb by pushing himself over Hayden's shoulders. He then lands on his feet and connects with the pump kick! Tim tags in Anomaly who picks up a dazed Hayden Jaggerz and gets the three count by executing the Corrupted! NEW EFNW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Casey & Tim celebrate their win as Pauly Payne looks on in utter shock!

WINNERS: The All-American Nightmare

John Hardcore approaches Surge and asks for an interview regarding his attack last night on Cyrus Black. Surge punches the daylights out of the John, before gingerly walking away as we cut back to ringside.

Revolution Championship & Career vs Career Extreme Rules Match
Kevin Evans (c) vs Alex Nova

In one of the most talked about matches of the night, this one moment is bound to solidify the career of one man; but crush another man's hopes and dreams. Once the bell rings, Alex gets straight on the offensive with a series of lariats followed up by a Muscular Bomb! Alex continues to come out at Evans as hard and fast as he can, but after avoiding a roundhouse kick aimed at his temple, Kevin manages to turn things around be kneeing Alex in the jaw. Kevin climbs to the top rope and raises both arms above his head, before attempting a shooting star press! However, Alex rolls back-wards onto his shoulders and braces his knees. Kevin falls right into Alex's trap, as Nova locks in a triangle choke! Kevin manages to place his left foot on the bottom rope, but the champion is in a bad position. Alex continues to dominate Evans until the ten minute mark, when Evans sparks a comeback. Kevin counters a Clothesline From Hell by falling back-wards into a back-bend and quickly kipping up. Alex spins around and walks right into a Busaiku Knee Kick with enough impact to send Nova out of the ring. In fact, the knee has so much power that Nova lands right on top of the Announcers Table! Kevin climbs to the top rope and looks up at the heavens, before soaring through the air and putting Alex through the table with an enormous Top-Rope Splash! The match continues in Kevin's favor, especially when the weapons come into play. At 13:32 Kevin has Alex laid out in the center of the ring, wrapped in the carnage of a broken table! Evans tries pulling Alex to his feet, but Nova smartly sweeps Kevin's feet and then delivers a stomp to Kevin's injured throat! If the triangle choke hadn't already taken it's toll, Kevin might've been able to continue, but at this point in time he is enduring an immense amount of pain! Kevin clutches his throat and tries to find his feet, but ... KARMA INJECTION! Alex falls back-wards onto Kevin and tries a desperate crucifix cover, but Kevin counters by rolling Alex through onto his shoulders and getting the craft pin; One...Two...Three - Kick out! Alex Nova didn't kick out in time!

WINNER: Kevin Evans

.::|The sound of Examples ‘Never Had a Day’ booms out the PA system into the sold out arena for Zero Tolerance and the crowd erupt with boos as “Sex Appeal” Michael DeJesus struts out onto the stage dressed in a pair of jeans, a white button up t-shirt, a pair of brown loafers and custom ‘DeJesus’ Aviators. With his ever so cocky swagger he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring as the crowd begins to boo viciously. He reaches the stairs and slowly climbs each one before stopping on the ring apron and blowing a kiss to a young lady in the front row, much to her disgusts, before climbing over the second rope and into the ring. DeJesus walks across the ring and hangs through the second rope with an arm stretched out. A member of the production crew places a microphone in his hand and DeJesus slips back into the ring and falls into the ropes. Casually leaning against them before beginning to address the ever so un-appreciating EFNW crowd|::.

Michael DeJesus: You’re just too nice, I love you all so much! I really do, each and every one of you, the fatties, Harry Jones fans, retards –wait I covered that– girls and guys, I love you all.

.::|DeJesus lowers his glasses and winks at the camera. The crowd break out in a ‘You’re a Faggot!’ chant just as he is about to begin speaking again. DeJesus shakes it off and bounces off the ropes and walks to the corner before taking a seat up top and speaking again|::.

Michael DeJesus: But in all honesty, I don’t love any of chu, you got faces for radio, the features only a mother could love, you’re revolting. [DeJesus pauses spotting a young lady in the front row] ‘Spet you, come backstage later babe. [DeJesus winks to some boos as the woman blushes] But I digress, I’m not out here to talk about why you were all bullied at high school, by the kids who went places, like myself, nah, I’m out here ‘cause I gots me a bone to pick, Mr. Hardcore Demon!

.::|The crowd go nuts with cheers before a very loud ‘Hardcore Demon chant breaks out throughout the arena, much to the disgust of Michael DeJesus. He waits for the chant to die down before starting up again|::.

Michael DeJesus: Hardcore Demon, bro, this little obsession chu got with me, shit’s getting real old, real quick, like yourself! Your little attacks nigga, they were fine, ‘cause they showed you were weak, that chu can’t match up to me, but bro getting involved in my match, costing me my match, this shit just ain’t, legit. I had that punk as bitch Marcello Evans beat dog, then you got your fat arse involved, by attacking me from behind ... again.

.::|Chants of ‘Hardcore Demon’ break out and DeJesus is none too amused. He takes his shades off and hangs them over his shirt|::.

Michael DeJesus: See but not only did you have the nerve to attack me from behind, but player, you tried to scrap me, then chokeslammed me onto a set of concrete stairs, ‘cause you knew if I was fresh bro, you know if I’m 100%, you ain’t got a chance face to face with me nigga. I’m the fastest rising kid in this business and you be trying to steal my spot light, ‘cause ain’t no one give a shit about chu anymore!

.::|The crowd begin to boo louder before starting to chant ‘We Want Demon!’|::.

Michael DeJesus: Sure these people chant, but they don’t know what they want, they really want me, ‘cause I’m the greatest, I’m the man going to the top, I’m Michael frickin’ DeJesus, and I’m sick of your shit. So Demon, the way I see it is, the only way to get chu off my back, is by kicking you mother fucking arse all over this ring, ‘cause you’re a chump, and imam prove that. So bro, bring your arse to No More Sorrow, and we’ll have our match. Me and chu, one on one, no gimmicks, no sneak attacks, just me and you pops, and imma show why I’m the face of this company-

.::|Apparently Hardcore Demon has had just about enough at this point in time as the lights go out and the fans go absolutely wild! They turn back on to show no Hardcore Demon but just DeJesus laughing uncontrollably in the ring. He composes himself before taking a mic|::.

Michael DeJesus: Now that, that’s funny! Hardcore Demon ain’t even here, he’s home ‘cause his daughters got a cough, soft. I told the lighting people to do that you d-

.::|The lights go out again and this time the crowd boo. They come back on and DeJesus looks frustrated, little does he know Hardcore Demon is standing right behind him, finger to his lips telling the crowd to stay quiet|::.

Michael DeJesus: Seriously!? Seriously!? I said once! No-"

.::|DeJesus is spun around by Hardcore Demon and the crowd erupt as Demon plants him with a big boot. DeJesus slowly gets to his feet only to be put in position for a Last Ride! Demon lifts DeJesus up but a desperation rake of the eyes from DeJesus sees he break free and Demon drop to one knee. DeJesus quickly hits an After Party leaving Demon lying in the ring. He slips out and makes his way up the ramp screaming ‘I’m the star!’ as the crowd boo wildly. DeJesus gets half way up the ramp grinning when Demon suddenly sits up and stares a shocked DeJesus dead in the eye. Demon gives him the cut throat taunt to a huge ovation from the electric crowd here tonight. A ‘Hardcore Demon’ chant breaks out as we cut backstage|::.

Anything Goes Grudge Match
Harry Jones vs Travis Jones

This was undoubtedly the biggest match in the thirteen year career of Harry Jones, as tonight would determine his future. If Harry could beat hit Father tonight then he would finally be given an opportunity to get his hands on the most hated and loved man in pro wrestling; Jarrett Galloway! The match starts off as a one-on-one contest, but after five minutes of domination on Harry's part, Michael Chains emerges from the backstage area with a steel chair in hand. However, this works as a perfect distraction for Travis to recuperate. While Harry has his attention turn to Chains, Travis asks for a crowd member to throw him their chair; but nobody does! Instead they respond by chanting; "You suck dick", leaving Travis to improvise and give his son a double handed low-blow from behind! Harry falls onto his knees, and is taken down with a hard roundhouse kick to the temple. Travis rolls to the outside and searches under the apron looking for a weapon, but Harry flies over the top rope and connects with a Suicide Shooting Star to a standing opponent! Harry wastes little time and he almost expects his Father to have paid somebody off, so he pulls Travis up to both feet and tries to roll his Father back into the safety of the ring. Travis refuses to enter the ring, so Harry turns him around and throws him over the guardrail! Harry takes his Father for a stroll in the audience, beating Travis with anything he can get hold of! Harry eventually takes Travis to a Hungry Jacks stand inside of the area. Travis desperately tries to punch Harry, but Harry counters by blocking the punch and shoving Travis's hand down on the stove! Jones follows up with a Diamond Cutter, but he decides that he wants to end the match in the center of the ring. So Harry grabs Travis by the scruff of the collar and drags his sorry-ass down to the ring, before planting his Father with a Busaiku Knee Kick! Harry climbs to the top rope, but is distracted when JARRETT CALLOWAY's theme song begins to play over the PA system! Jarrett walks out onto the stage which allows Randall Westbrooks to jump over the barricade and floor Jones with a punch to the kidney. Randall shows off his brass knuckles, before exiting the ring and leaving the rest to Jarrett Calloway. Jarrett beats Harry down to a bloody pulp, which makes the onlooking Travis Jones feel a bit queasy. Travis looks as if this is all too much for him, seeing his Son in such agony, but Jarrett is relentless! He empties a bottle of gasoline on Harry's back and is about to strike a match, but Travis Jones makes the save by punching Jarrett square in the jaw! Calloway angrily plants Travis with a spinebuster, before draping Harry's right arm across Travis's chest. The referee counts the pinfall and declares Harry the winner! Jarrett shouts into the microphone, "See you at PowerPlay!", before leaving ringside to an abundance of toilet paper rolls and hamburgers being thrown at him. Travis tells Harry that he tried, before seemingly falling out of consciousness.

WINNER: Harry Jones

EFNW World Championship Match
Twista XL vs Angel Rodriguez (c)

The hype for this match has been off the chart; and this match definitely lives up to that hype! Angel Rodriguez starts the match in a strong fashion by dominating Twista with a series of hard-hitting slams, but Twista manages to turn the match around in his favor by reversing a flapjack into a roll up. 1...2...No! Angel doesn't give Twista the chance to capitalize on this swift momentum change, so he executes a tilter-whirl backbreaker to XL. The match continues at this pace; whenever Twista gets the slightest hint of offense, Rodriguez doesn't give Twista any chance to use it effectively. However, after fourteen minutes of punishment, Twista finally gets some offense when he spins out of a vertebreaker and executes his finishing XL-Slam! Twista uses the ropes to find his feet, before climbing to the top rope and looking at his downed opponent. XL does a quick little shuffle and flies off of the top rope, trying to hit the Twisting Out! However, Angel counters by catching XL with a dropkick! Rodriguez covers Twista; One...Two...NO! Twista has a little bit of fight left in him! Angel is getting frustrated and wants to end it now, so he sits Twista up on the top rope in position for the El Nino Planter, otherwise known as the Spike DDT. Twista amazingly counters by pushing himself off the top rope and hitting a flipping neckbreaker! The crowd is going insane! Twista climbs to the top rope and hits the Twisting Out! It's over! Twista covers Angel; One...Two...Three! YES! NEW WORLD CHAMPION! BSK walk out from the backstage zone and celebrate with an ecstatic Twista XL!

WINNER: Twista XL

The commentators thank Bliss N Eso for the Zero Tolerance theme song; "Addicted".

EFNW Extreme Heavyweight Championship Match
Cyrus Black vs Surge

If you thought their last match was a classic at Revolution, then you ain't seen nothin' yet! Surge comes out to the ring and is booed by the majority of the EFNW faithful. Surge is pissed off to say the least, so he spits on a woman in the front row he responds by screaming threats like, "I'LL SUE YOU!". Surge simply flips her off and enters the ring, knowing that this is HIS time to prove that he is the best. After Cyrus makes his explosive entrance, this match is underway! Surge and Cyrus have another epic forty-minute match which is completely split down the middle. To the surprise of the fans, no weapons are used in this match, nor are they needed. The raw emotion between both men paints a better picture than any ultra-violent style of match could ever do! At 41:34, Surge has Black wrapped in a Bear Hug, but Cyrus counters the submission by hooking his arms around Surge's neck and applying a Guilliotine! However, Surge shows his brute strength by pulling Cyrus up to a standing postion. Surge executes the Northern Lights Suplex! As Cyrus slowly staggers towards his feet, Surge leaps up onto the top rope and then attempts a moonsault, but Cyrus catches Surge and hits the Death Valley Driver! Just for good measure, Cyrus locks in The Long Road to Nowhere! Surge taps out! NEW EXTREME HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

WINNER: Cyrus Black

Cyrus is handed his newly won championship by the official, and sees that Surge is trying to find his feet. Out of raw hatred, Cyrus smashes the belt across Surge's skull as Zero Tolerance goes off the air!