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*Fight Money, the team of William Davis and Coty Weston, are standing backstage, watching Tim Taylor on the monitor.*

William: Listen to this guy talk. You and me, scrubs and nobodies? I guess this tool is the king of the scrubs and nobodies then.

Coty: This kid really likes to talk shit, doesn't he? If only he was better at it...

William: Well, you and I are going to see about a title shot, and we'll see if he remembers to call me a scrub while I'm kicking his ugly face in.

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OFF Tim I have to finish PPV tonight, making final touches and what not, then will reply tomorrow most likely

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The Legend of Casey wrote:: OFF Tim I have to finish PPV tonight, making final touches and what not, then will reply tomorrow most likely

OFF: Damn I forgot D:
No problem though, whenever you can is fine

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[Kevin Evans is laying down on the floor in his locker room with his title over his gut and he has his hands behind in his head and he is resting before he heads out to the ring to cut another rant.]

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Angel Rodriguez is looking for Travis Jones, with a contract in one hand.

Curtain Jerker Posts : 505 Age : 29 Location : Over here.

Robert Robinson

[Arrives for the first time in EFNW. He's kinda nervous at all the worthy opponents, but he's confident that if he beats them, they'll make great stepping stones on his path to greatness.]

Simon Slayer

[Arrives at his new locker room where he tosses all his stuff inside. He paces back and forth inside, excited at all the fun he's going to have with his next "toy" when he faces him in a match.]

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The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez is looking for Travis Jones, with a contract in one hand.

Travis Jones sits in his office wearing a pin-striped suit & a neck-brace.

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Hazza wrote:

The following takes place at an ECCW House Show -- Somewhere in Africa ~ !!!

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Harry Jones makes his entrance, receiving a somewhat negative reaction from the ECCW faithful. However, a few of his hardcore EFNW supporters try their best to cheer on the Anti-Hero. Jones slides into the ring, casually shaking off the boos being directed at him from the uber-smart ECCRasslin' fans, who think Calloway has made an effort to, y'know ... Succeed. Yeah, that's the word.

"Welcome thy fair and wond'rous ladies and gentlemen to my humble abode!", Harry shouts sarcastically as he ascends to the middle rope and sits on the top turnbuckle.

Harry Jones: "Every single night I receive thousands of e-mails from the nostalgic eight-year old bed-wetting ECCW fans, with each message being something along the lines of; 'Why am I such a dick'. Y'see, that question actually has more depth than one would think. Why am I such a dick to YOU people - the self proclaimed fans of a company ran by two backstabbing, deep-throating liars who have almost desecrated my wrestling career on countless occassions ... Why am I such a dick? Well, I've decided to answer your inquisitions LIVE on ECCW television! So to all the ECCW fans; take your mouth off the nipple, spit out the milk, clean out your ears and listen ... Oh, and having your balls drop should've been in there somewhere along the lines ... But never mind that, this is important! I haven't changed into a 'dick'; my perception hasn't become clouded and I definitely haven't lost my grip. Y'see, I've matured as a pro wrestler and now I can see the world for what it really is. Each and every one of you people are hypocritical backstabbers! Prior to my rivalry with Jarrett 'Superman' Calloway, you people respected me! I had dynasties of loving and dedicated fans bending over to my will, but the minute I turned my back on you people you turned yours on me. When I told Matthew Jericho to go fuck himself on live TV you cheered for me! When I spat on Venom's face you cheered me! But the minute I pointed out that Calloway couldn't succeed in any over promotion without the help of the Jerichos..."

Some members of the crowd make an 'Ooooo' sound in response to the fact that Harry is owning Jarrett.

Harry Jones: "First ECCW tried to attack 3XW on the basis that 3XW actually had decent wrestling! ECCW was scared that their young generation fan base would actually have enough brain cells to see the writing on the wall; Jarrett Calloway is nothing but a mere product of the system. He doesn't have the balls to leave the safety of the Matthew's loving motherly arms. He doesn't have the balls to travel around the world and wrestle for promotions like CWW and 3XW because he knows that when the REAL professional wrestling fans - Not the mainstream half-hearted ECCW fans - but if the REAL pro wrestling fans watched a match of his, they wouldn't cheer. They wouldn't get tingly vaginas at the sight of their him, and they definitely wouldn't respect! If Jarrett stopped being such a half-ass coward and actually made something of himself in another promotion, then he might actually earn some of my respect ... But the thing is, he can't! Yeah, that eats you up inside doesn't it Calloway! It KILLS you knowing that no matter how hard you try to prove yourself to the wrestlers and to the wrestling community; they will always consider you to be a shameless arse kisser!"

Harry paces back and forth, collecting his thoughts.

Harry Jones: "Y'see, you tried to kiss Shane McMahon's arse when you where with CWW and boy-oh-boy does he like a good ol' arse kissin'! But unlike the Jerichos, Shane has integrity. He saw how pathetic your wrestling ability was and he fired you on the spot and stripped you of the Hardcore Championship! That was the greatest decision of his life! Aw, you fans still don't agree with me? Well how about I ask the wrestlers what they think of one Jarrett Calloway..."

Quote :: We cut to a small building outside of the ECCW Arena, where a few wrestlers and figure-heards have gathered around to discuss the topic of Jarrett Calloway and ECCW. There is one microphone, and they all take turns at sharing it around...

Tyler Ryder: "Some ask how in the world do I believe that EFNW is better than ECCW and all I can do is shake my head and laugh in their faces as they are actually fans of that shit company that they call ECCW. That company that only push the guys that pay them off and kiss ass and do not allow true talent like me to shine like we deserve to! I was in that company for years only to win a afew hardcore championship belts while guys that I have defeated get pushed to world champion! I was screwed over time after time and I got tired of the shit and left to the bigger and the better here with Harry Jones and EFNW. While Travis Jones made a bad decision by going to the crap company we will stand tall as the best in the world and take The Jericho's and their sad little company and tear it into a billion little peices! EFNW has oppurtunities and actually give a fuck about workers thoughts and feeling. Tyler Ryder says.. ECCW... FUCK YOU! EFNW ALL THE WAY!"

Kevin Evans: "Harry Jones is CURRENTLY the best in the world, and Jarrett Calloway is a joke. End of story."

Surge: "Jarrett Calloway. Well, he's a scrub, plain and simple. But not just any type of scrub, he's an asshole who's in it only for himself. He thinks that just because he's on the Jerichos' dicks all the time, he can do whatever he wants. He's no better than Hardcore Demon or Jake Lyndon, frankly. Time will sort this problem out - the embarrassment of Jarrett Calloway is eminent."

Hunter J: "Harry Jones may be the best in the world at this moment, but I will be on that platform soon enough. Jarrett Calloway is a great sports-entertainer, and he may be the best at that. But Harry Jones is the best pro wrestler in the world!"

Elemental: "Hmm, Jarrett Calloway or Harry Jones. Calloway gave me my big break, using his stroke with ECCW officials to sign me to Crush. So I was grateful, until he told me to wear a mask and crush jobbers every week with no storyline and not even come out victorious in the MITB match, despite being the only man who would have been a realistic winner. Seems to me that Calloway realised my championship potential and decided to demote me back to the undercard so I couldn't take the title off him later on. Harry Jones does what his bosses say if he is being treated right. He sometimes defeats the younger superstars, but only if the company officials have told him to do so, which is fine. On his own accord, he lets the young talent go past him if it benefits the wrestling industry and for that, I respect Harry Jones."

Angel Rodriguez: "It's always an honour to work with Harry Jones. He is a great in-ring technician and a great guy. Calloway, not so much. I've only had the one match with him, but it was shambolic to say the least. In an EFNW World title match, you'd expect both men to be evenly matched in terms of offense, put on a classic and in the end, one man to just sneak a victory, with both men going over. Our match was 15 minutes, Calloway was the dominant force for most of the match despite me being bigger and being the heel, then he pinned me without even taking an El Nino Planter. What a waste of space."

Matt Xtreme: "Wait, Jarrett Calloway is calling himself the best in the world? Fuck this, I quit."

Scott Gone: "Jarrett isn't funny and no one likes him. He was a major douche to work with too. Everything had to be done the scrub way. Scott Gone ain't a scrub, so ingest phallus, Calloway."

We cut back to the live feed, where Harry shakes his head at Calloway's efforts earning him no respect whatsoever.

Harry Jones: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I offend you? Did I make you angry? Did ... did I hurt your feelings? Well ... well that's just too damn bad. I stopped caring about all of you the moment I was told that I had to work with you! Fuck you, Jarrett! Fuck you! I never used to hate you; now this isn't sour grapes or anything, but I've always hated the fact that somebody so undeserving and half-assed has become the poster-boy of such a mainstream company. I also hate the fact that you have corrupted these children into thinking that you have got some degree of talent on the mic and in the ring ... Because you don't ... Not a single ounce for that matter."

The is tension in the air. Harry rubs the stubble on his chin, before continuing.

Harry Jones: "You have corrupted the ECCW fans into thinking that you are worth something ... But you are not. Sure, I am a Blueblood, an Anti-Hero and just a bad dude in general; but unlike you, I actually make an effort! You, nor any off your buttbuddies can say that about themselves! Nobody in the industry has as match passion and devotion as I do! THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER HARRY JONES ... THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER ... Anti-Hero..."

TBC by Jarrett Calloway.

Jarrett, reply to this ^^

Contender Posts : 1677 Age : 30 Location : Whitby, England

Hazza wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez is looking for Travis Jones, with a contract in one hand.

Travis Jones sits in his office wearing a pin-striped suit & a neck-brace.

Angel storms into Travis's office.

AR: Travis, you know I wasn't in a condition to wrestle last night, so I'm suing you for all you've got. Unless you accept a few demands.

Hall of Famer Posts : 3955 Age : 28

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Hazza wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez is looking for Travis Jones, with a contract in one hand.

Travis Jones sits in his office wearing a pin-striped suit & a neck-brace.

Angel storms into Travis's office.

AR: Travis, you know I wasn't in a condition to wrestle last night, so I'm suing you for all you've got. Unless you accept a few demands.

Travis quizzically raises an eye-brow, and points to a plaque hung up high on the wall of his office.

Travis Jones: "This is EFNW Wrestling, not ECCW. In EFNW we don't tickle each other with feathers, and being put through a table is very common. If you are going to take me to court and make a fuss over the fact that you are too weak to hang in EFNW, then I should insist that you are wasting your time. I'm not falling into your terrorism ... In fact, you can leave now or lose your job."

Contender Posts : 1677 Age : 30 Location : Whitby, England

Hazza wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Hazza wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez is looking for Travis Jones, with a contract in one hand.

Travis Jones sits in his office wearing a pin-striped suit & a neck-brace.

Angel storms into Travis's office.

AR: Travis, you know I wasn't in a condition to wrestle last night, so I'm suing you for all you've got. Unless you accept a few demands.

Travis quizzically raises an eye-brow, and points to a plaque hung up high on the wall of his office.

Travis Jones: "This is EFNW Wrestling, not ECCW. In EFNW we don't tickle each other with feathers, and being put through a table is very common. If you are going to take me to court and make a fuss over the fact that you are too weak to hang in EFNW, then I should insist that you are wasting your time. I'm not falling into your terrorism ... In fact, you can leave now or lose your job."

AR: Read the demands, Travis. They're not too difficult.

Rodriguez tosses the contract onto Travis's desk. The demands are as follows: 1) Rehire Alex Nova, 2) Give Angel Rodriguez the first EFNW World title shot following EFNW 4 and 3) Give Angel some mic time on the next show.

AR: If you decline, not only will I sue you, but I will get these three demands done by myself. And I'm not prone to a little chaos on EFNW.

Rodriguez leaves and lets Travis look over the contract.

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The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Hazza wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Hazza wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez is looking for Travis Jones, with a contract in one hand.

Travis Jones sits in his office wearing a pin-striped suit & a neck-brace.

Angel storms into Travis's office.

AR: Travis, you know I wasn't in a condition to wrestle last night, so I'm suing you for all you've got. Unless you accept a few demands.

Travis quizzically raises an eye-brow, and points to a plaque hung up high on the wall of his office.

Travis Jones: "This is EFNW Wrestling, not ECCW. In EFNW we don't tickle each other with feathers, and being put through a table is very common. If you are going to take me to court and make a fuss over the fact that you are too weak to hang in EFNW, then I should insist that you are wasting your time. I'm not falling into your terrorism ... In fact, you can leave now or lose your job."

AR: Read the demands, Travis. They're not too difficult.

Rodriguez tosses the contract onto Travis's desk. The demands are as follows: 1) Rehire Alex Nova, 2) Give Angel Rodriguez the first EFNW World title shot following EFNW 4 and 3) Give Angel some mic time on the next show.

AR: If you decline, not only will I sue you, but I will get these three demands done by myself. And I'm not prone to a little chaos on EFNW.

Rodriguez leaves and lets Travis look over the contract.

Without giving a definite answer, Travis motions for Twista to leave.

Contender Posts : 1677 Age : 30 Location : Whitby, England

Hazza wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Hazza wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Hazza wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez is looking for Travis Jones, with a contract in one hand.

Travis Jones sits in his office wearing a pin-striped suit & a neck-brace.

Angel storms into Travis's office.

AR: Travis, you know I wasn't in a condition to wrestle last night, so I'm suing you for all you've got. Unless you accept a few demands.

Travis quizzically raises an eye-brow, and points to a plaque hung up high on the wall of his office.

Travis Jones: "This is EFNW Wrestling, not ECCW. In EFNW we don't tickle each other with feathers, and being put through a table is very common. If you are going to take me to court and make a fuss over the fact that you are too weak to hang in EFNW, then I should insist that you are wasting your time. I'm not falling into your terrorism ... In fact, you can leave now or lose your job."

AR: Read the demands, Travis. They're not too difficult.

Rodriguez tosses the contract onto Travis's desk. The demands are as follows: 1) Rehire Alex Nova, 2) Give Angel Rodriguez the first EFNW World title shot following EFNW 4 and 3) Give Angel some mic time on the next show.

AR: If you decline, not only will I sue you, but I will get these three demands done by myself. And I'm not prone to a little chaos on EFNW.

Rodriguez leaves and lets Travis look over the contract.

Without giving a definite answer, Travis motions for Twista to leave.

OT- Already left the room and 'Hi, I'm Angel Rodriguez... Not Twista XL' Smile

Hall of Famer Posts : 3955 Age : 28

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Hazza wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Hazza wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Hazza wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez is looking for Travis Jones, with a contract in one hand.

Travis Jones sits in his office wearing a pin-striped suit & a neck-brace.

Angel storms into Travis's office.

AR: Travis, you know I wasn't in a condition to wrestle last night, so I'm suing you for all you've got. Unless you accept a few demands.

Travis quizzically raises an eye-brow, and points to a plaque hung up high on the wall of his office.

Travis Jones: "This is EFNW Wrestling, not ECCW. In EFNW we don't tickle each other with feathers, and being put through a table is very common. If you are going to take me to court and make a fuss over the fact that you are too weak to hang in EFNW, then I should insist that you are wasting your time. I'm not falling into your terrorism ... In fact, you can leave now or lose your job."

AR: Read the demands, Travis. They're not too difficult.

Rodriguez tosses the contract onto Travis's desk. The demands are as follows: 1) Rehire Alex Nova, 2) Give Angel Rodriguez the first EFNW World title shot following EFNW 4 and 3) Give Angel some mic time on the next show.

AR: If you decline, not only will I sue you, but I will get these three demands done by myself. And I'm not prone to a little chaos on EFNW.

Rodriguez leaves and lets Travis look over the contract.

Without giving a definite answer, Travis motions for Twista to leave.

OT- Already left the room and 'Hi, I'm Angel Rodriguez... Not Twista XL' Smile

I'm trippin balls

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Fang: *sitting backstage in a dark hallway just staring at the wall*

Ali Walker: *greeting some fans as she enters the arena*

#1 Contender Posts : 2005

Phil Brilliance is sitting down on the floor of the corridor when _____ approaches him.

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Jigsaw* wrote:: Fang: *sitting backstage in a dark hallway just staring at the wall*

Ali Walker: *greeting some fans as she enters the arena*

off: Jiiiiiiiiiiiiggggsssssaaaaaaaaw

[Simon Slayer is observing Fang's actions from afar.]

Hall of Famer Posts : 3955 Age : 28

OT: Jarrett, this isn't going to work if you don't ever respond..

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling >> "Chronicles of Extreme" Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:09 pm

Cyrus Black, the Extreme Heavyweight Champion OF DA MOTHERFCKING WORLD is talking with some of EFNW's road agents when ___________ walks up.

Contender Posts : 1723 Age : 30 Location : Dublin

Twista XL, the EFNW World Champion, arrives.

Contender Posts : 1677 Age : 30 Location : Whitby, England

God V2 (SUPERFRIEND) wrote:: Twista XL, the EFNW World Champion, arrives.

Angel Rodriguez is waiting for Twista and when he sees him, he approaches the new champion.

AR: So, if it isn't the flukiest wrestler in EFNW. I'll gladly let you have your moment in the sun with Cyrus Black but when the dust settles and we have an Undisputed champion, I'll be the first to challenge the winner.

Contender Posts : 1723 Age : 30 Location : Dublin

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

God V2 (SUPERFRIEND) wrote:: Twista XL, the EFNW World Champion, arrives.

Angel Rodriguez is waiting for Twista and when he sees him, he approaches the new champion.

AR: So, if it isn't the flukiest wrestler in EFNW. I'll gladly let you have your moment in the sun with Cyrus Black but when the dust settles and we have an Undisputed champion, I'll be the first to challenge the winner.

Twista smiles.

Twista XL: Three times the charm, eh A-Rod? To be perfectly honest you're not on my radar and the only reason you were was because you somehow duped the higher-ups into practically handing you the belt dawg. My moment in the sun? Boi, what do you think people wanna see? XL v Black? Or Rodriguez v Nova? Y'know what? Don't embarass yourself with the answer. Peace mo'fo.

Twista adjusts the EFNW World Championship belt on his shoulder, directly in front of Rodriguez and then walks on down the corridor.

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling >> "Chronicles of Extreme" Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:03 pm

Cyrus T wrote:: Cyrus Black, the Extreme Heavyweight Champion OF DA MOTHERFCKING WORLD is talking with some of EFNW's road agents when ___________ walks up.

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Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:: Cyrus Black, the Extreme Heavyweight Champion OF DA MOTHERFCKING WORLD is talking with some of EFNW's road agents when ___________ walks up.

*El Amazo walks up to him, stuffing a taco underneath his mask*

Amazo: Hola!

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling >> "Chronicles of Extreme" Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:26 pm

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:: Cyrus Black, the Extreme Heavyweight Champion OF DA MOTHERFCKING WORLD is talking with some of EFNW's road agents when ___________ walks up.

*El Amazo walks up to him, stuffing a taco underneath his mask*

Amazo: Hola!

Cyrus Black: Hola. Como estas tu?

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