EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Saudi wrote:

Alex Nova arrives and sits on a crate until Victor Elias approaches

VE: So you're Alex Nova, huh? I'm Victor Elias and I'm going to make sure you win this week.

He grins at him slightly before responding

"Yes.. I'm sure you are, just like all the other pathetic superstars I'm being forced to team up with this week. Answer me this; what makes you different from the rest of them?"

Saudi wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Saudi wrote:

Alex Nova arrives and sits on a crate until Victor Elias approaches

VE: So you're Alex Nova, huh? I'm Victor Elias and I'm going to make sure you win this week.

He grins at him slightly before responding

"Yes.. I'm sure you are, just like all the other pathetic superstars I'm being forced to team up with this week. Answer me this; what makes you different from the rest of them?"

Elias shakes his head in amazement.

VE: You been living under a rock, punk. I was handpicked by Angel Rodriguez, the next World champion, to be his bodyguard. I'm 6''5, 285lbs, and I've knocked out men like Marcus Kane. I served in the Marines. What more do you want?

Twister Excel is in his hotel room BUZZING for tonight's edition of EFNW.

im da freshest ever

The show is basically done but Marik isn't posting it because he's lazy, as usual.

Kira wrote:

Earlier today, Cyrus Black took a cheap-shot at Harry Jones via twitter. Instead of retorting to Black through the social media, Jones decides to approach Cyrus in the backstage area to settle the score face-to-face!

Harry Jones: "Fuck you, Cyrus! I've held the EFNWrestling Championship as many times as there are letters in the word 'champion', so theoretically, I am still the champion of this washed-up promotion! It's time for you to grow up and maybe even grasp onto the fact that you are a complete waste of space! Black, you are nothing more than a spoke on the wheel; a grain of sand to the ocean floor; ... a corpse to the long and winding road. Even though your wrestling ability is superior to the likes of Dustin Shore and Neville Ryan, you have got nothing on me! I am the greatest professional wrestling of all time, and you'd best start bending over backwards for me! Now, apologize, Black!"

Cyrus looks at the strange little man with the loud boastful voice in front of him with a rather dry expression.

Cyrus Black: Harry...I'm sorry. I'm sorry you have such an easily bruised ego. I'm sorry that I wasn't paying attention when you were still the champion around here because nobody cared about you. And above all else, I'm sorry that I've been the guy who's helped this company achieve fame and status the likes of which you could never dream of and that my one World Title reign has eclipsed all of yours combined. Now that I've apologized, I think it's time you go about your business before I leave Dustin Shore without an opponent for Path for Power. Oh, and um...learn to take a joke, Harold. You might live longer that way.

Cyrus walks away and gets Harry's text message and replies:

"Goodie for you. Now go get your ass handed to you by Shore so that I don't have to deal with you anymore."

After competing in a match against Dustin Shore in his Home-town of Perth, Western Australia; the EFNWrestling fans are BOOING the man that they used to worship. HARRY JONES and his Father, TRAVIS JONES, are positioned in the centre of the ring, each with microphones.

Harry Jones: "Really? REALLY? This is how it's going to be, huh? After everything I've done for all of you? After all of the sacrifices I've made to keep each and every God-damned one of you people happy? THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?! I've put my body on the line time and time AGAIN to keep you ingrates entertained; I've throw caution to the wind, risked career - LIFE threatening injuries in order to make sure that you all walked away happy... And now you're going to turn your backs on ME?! You people are the biggest hypocrites on the planet, and you are not even worth my time! All of you can burn in hell!"

In unison, the EFNWrestling crowd retort by chanting "You suck".

Harry Jones: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I offend you? Did I make you angry? Did ... did I hurt your feelings? Well... well that's just too damn bad. I stopped caring about all of you the moment you started being a nuisance; the moment I actually made something of myself, at the expense of the oh-so-loved. So you all might as well sit down, shut up, and listen; because I'm not concerned with what you imbeciles think. Not anymore. I don't care what any of you think, I don't care what Consisto over here thinks, and I sure ... as HELL ... don't care what Dustin Shore thinks. I'm done wasting my time on you idiots; I'm through spending my precious, valuable time trying to appease you all. From here on out? It's all ... about ... me. This is my time, whether you like it or not; THIS ... is THE era ... of Harry Jones, and it's an era that's going to last a long, long time. Love me or hate me, cheer me or boo me, each and every one of you know it's true. You KNOW that after I take out Dustin Shore ... the EFNWrestling Championship will be mine for the taking!"

Travis Jones: "And if any of you - "

Harry Jones: "Sit down and SHUT YOUR MOUTH, Father. From this day forward, I will NEVER put my own body in jeopardy for the sake of appeasing the audience. From this day forward, I will never use any high-flying wrestling maneuvers to win my matches! No more tables, no more ladders, no more chairs, no more barbed wire; just two men grappling in their speedos ... the way it should be! Get ready for a ... NEW ... era of professional wrestling!"

Harry punts the microphone into the crowd and then leaves ringside.

Kyle O'Rapely is buying a ticket online for Path to Power so he can see El Amazo beat the shit out of Xtreme, live, and in person!

"The Nu-Era Prodigy", otherwise known as Matt Xtreme walks through the halls listening to his theme song.

Kira wrote:

"The Nu-Era Prodigy", otherwise known as EFNWrestling's Resident Racist, Matt Xtreme, walks through the halls listening to his theme song.

THEMESONG EDITED HERE ...

Kyle O'Rapely says "fuck you." but in Spanish.

OT: Lulz delete your post and quote the edited one.

Kira wrote:

OT: Lulz delete your post and quote the edited one.

there.

SP wrote:

Kira wrote:

"The Nu-Era Prodigy", otherwise known as Matt Xtreme, walks through the halls listening to his theme song.

[youtube[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXrDnte0FdA[/youtube]

Kyle O'Rapely says "fuck you." but in Spanish.

Matt Xtreme quizzically raises and eye-brow.

Matt Xtreme: "Sorry, Kyle; but I only talk to people that are relevant. Unfortunately, you just don't make the cut..."

Matt begins to gingerly walk away, but Kyle follows at hot pursuit!

Kira wrote:

SP wrote:

Kira wrote:

"The Nu-Era Prodigy", otherwise known as Matt Xtreme, walks through the halls listening to his theme song.

[youtube[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXrDnte0FdA[/youtube]

Kyle O'Rapely says "fuck you." but in Spanish.

Matt Xtreme quizzically raises and eye-brow.

Matt Xtreme: "Sorry, Kyle; but I only talk to people that are relevant. Unfortunately, you just don't make the cut..."

Matt begins to gingerly walk away, but Kyle follows at hot pursuit!

Kyle O'Rapely stops Xtreme and turns him around before slapping him in the face.
"HEY! HEY! El Amazo is going to kick your arse at Path to Power fella, and I am going to be there live, to see it."
O'Rapely shows him the ticket.
"And who knows, If I manage to pull out a win in the Rumble Royale, i'll be proud..because Xtreme, after El Amazo gets finished with you .. I will get into the ring, and you will TAP OUT .."

SP wrote:

Kira wrote:

SP wrote:

Kira wrote:

"The Nu-Era Prodigy", otherwise known as Matt Xtreme, walks through the halls listening to his theme song.

[youtube[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXrDnte0FdA[/youtube]

Kyle O'Rapely says "fuck you." but in Spanish.

Matt Xtreme quizzically raises and eye-brow.

Matt Xtreme: "Sorry, Kyle; but I only talk to people that are relevant. Unfortunately, you just don't make the cut..."

Matt begins to gingerly walk away, but Kyle follows at hot pursuit!

Kyle O'Rapely stops Xtreme and turns him around before slapping him in the face.
"HEY! HEY! El Amazo is going to kick your arse at Path to Power fella, and I am going to be there live, to see it."
O'Rapely shows him the ticket.
"And who knows, If I manage to pull out a win in the Rumble Royale, i'll be proud..because Xtreme, after El Amazo gets finished with you .. I will get into the ring, and you will TAP OUT .."

Xtreme rolls his eyes.

Matt Xtreme: "You disgust me! How the hell can someone so ... mediocre, get a job in this promotion?! No, seriously; what the actual fuck? Are you actually employed? Well, you shouldn't be! You make Kevin Evans look ... good! Now get out of my site!"

Xtreme walks away.

OT: I'll RP properly later; gotta finish this RP.

ot: rp anyone?

Kyle O'Rapely passes out from the smell of Xtreme's breath ... Fillet O'Fish ..

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The show starts and…IT’S CYRUS MOTHERFUCKING BLACK!! AWWW, SHIT, WE’RE GOING INTO HYPERSPEED!! He comes down to the ring, and the crowd is eating up it! They love Cyrus Black! You love Cyrus Black! I love Cyrus Black! THERE’S ENOUGH CYRUS BLACK FOR EVERYBODY!! He gets into the ring, is handed a mic and…BAM, POETRY!! Cyrus talks about Path to Power, and the implications ramifications hickity-doo-da associated with the PPV, ‘cause on that night, 2 challengers for his EFNW World Title will be decided, and he also talks about being World Champ. Hell, he could’ve talked about what he had for breakfast this morning and people would’ve still jizzed. I did. Cyrus continue- OH, SHIT, IT’S ANGEL RODRIGUEZ, MOTHERFUCKER!! He comes down to the ring, but the fans are so pissed! “ANGEL MUST DIE!! ANGEL MUST DIE!!” Some guy even shows a brick to Angel on his way down to the ring and claims that he’s gonna catch Angel off-guard after the show. Needless to say, Victor Elias stepped in and security took the guy away. Boy, everyone really hates Ange- wait, he was talking for a couple of minutes. I think he said something about becoming World Champ at Path to Power, and that HE HIMSELF will face these challengers, and defend the EFNW World Title…FOREVER!! Oh, but wait! It’s DUSTIN. MOTHERFUCKING. SSSSHHHOOOORRREEEE~!! He comes down to the ring, looking all badass. He tells Cyrus that after he kicks the shit out of Harry’s face, he’s gonna look forward to facing Cyrus for the EFNW World Title, since he hates Angel a lot. Like, a lot, and for what seems like no reason. Wait, what the Hell is that faggy music? Oh, God, it’s Harry Jones! Harry comes down after Dustin, and cuts his inane and repetitive promo about the fans being stupid, him being the best, or something, I don’t really pay attention. Fuck, no wonder my mom hates him. BUT, WAIT, THERE’S MORE!! This is some super infomercial shit right here! It’s Scott Gone, SCOTT FUCKING GONE!! He comes down to the ring and tells all 4 men that they will be competing tonight!! ANGEL RODRIGUEZ VS DUSTIN SHORE AND HARRY JONES VS CYRUS BLACKOHMYGODTHISISGONNABEIIIIINNNNSSSSAAAANNNNEEEE~~~~~~~!!!!!

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[COMMERCIAL]

[0:25/2:00]

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HOLY FUCK WHAT A FUCKING SPOT FEST LIKE SERIOUSLY WE GET BUTCHER DIVING LIKE TEN TIMES, AMAZO DOING SOME WILD FUCKING HEAD SCISSORS EVERY FOUR SECONDS, AND SURGE JUST FUCKIN' SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY BODY IS OUTSIDE FOR SOME REASON, AND FUCKING KYLE O'RAPELY MOONSAULTS ON TO ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!! EVEN THE GUYS HE DIDNT LAND ON FALL TO THEIR DEATH BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING BAD ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHILE THE REF IS DISTRACTED BY ALL THIS MADNESSSSSSS, MATT XTREME PULLS OUT SOME CHLOROFORM AND KNOCKS O'RAPELY OUT COLD!!!!!!!!!! RIFF IS LIKE "HEY THATS MY FUCKING MOVE" AND XTREME TRIES KNOCKING HIM OUT ALSO, BUT RIFF AVOIDS IT AND SUPER KICKS HIM IN HIS FACE!!!!!!!~!@!!!!@#!!1!!! HE THEN STUMBLES BACK WHERE EL AMAZO FUCKING BACK SUPLEXES HIM INTO THE CROOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIFF IS LIKE YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, BUT VICTOR ELIAS FUCKING LARIATS HIM INTO OBLIVION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CASEY GOES FOR SOME TYPE OF BULLDOG ON ELIAS, BUT FUCKING OMEGA GORES HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE FUCKING TURNBUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT, SURGE COMES FROM BEHIND AND HITS OMEGA WITH THE MURDER BAY PLUNGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE PINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













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FUCKING OMEGA KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMEGA FUCKING KICKS OUT~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CASEY DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND HITS OMEGA WITH A FROG SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE REF GOES TO COUNT THE PIN, BUT FUCKING ALEX NOVA, WHO HAS BEEN HIDING BEHIND THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE THE WHOLE TIME, PULLS THE REF OUT OF THE RING AND DDT'S HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIFF RADLEY THEN DEADLIFTS EL AMAZO OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND THROWS HIM AT ALEX NOVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT, DR. BUTCHER PUSHES NOVA OUT THE WAY AND DROPKICKS AMAZO IN MID FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUTCHER IS LIKE FUCK YEA BUT O'RAPELY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND BACKFISTS BUTCHER STRAIGHT TO THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT, OMEGA COMES FROM BEHIND AND HITS O'RAPELY WITH A DOWNWARD FUCKING SPIRAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEA, HERE COMES SURGE! FUCKING SURGE! HE TIKICHEESES OMEGA INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND GOES FOR A FLYING CLOTHESLINE, BUT ROBERT CAIRO COMES FLYING OVER THE GAURD RAIL AND BLOWS SOME SORT OF PINK MIST IN SURGE'S FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMEGA THEN HITS SURGE WITH THE FUCKING ONE HUNDRED PERCENT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAIRO WAKES THE REF UP AS OMEGA PINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FUCKING 3! FUCKING 3!!!!!!!! THOSE FUCKING RUDO BASTARDS WON! I HOPE CAIRO BURNS IN FUCKING BRITISH HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And then we go BACKSTAGE!! And, no, they’re not actually making out! I just wanted you to read this! And you’re still reading this! And Harry and Angel were seen in the locker room backstage, inaudibly talking!

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PATH TO POWER AND STUFF

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Then, we see a video package for the Path to Power rumble royale match! It explains the rules: there will be 30 entrants in total, with anyone deemed fit eligible to enter! 2 wrestlers will start out and wrestle for 2 minutes, before a wrestler starts coming out every minute! Eliminations happen when an opponent is tossed over the top rope…until the final 2. With the final 2, the rules will be that the winner must pin or submit his opponent, like in a normal match! Several more wrestlers are then confirmed for the match, as well as some teasers for special guests!

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SHUT UP, CRIME!!

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Psychophoenix are backstage with a camera. They talk about what happened last week, and how Fight Money out-smarted them. They want Fight Money to know that they’re not done with Psychophoenix yet, since Noeleen especially wants to kick Coty’s ass! Crime doesn’t pay, and Psychophoenix are gonna collect Fight Money’s debt! They're comin' for da gowld, sucka! Fight Money, they comin' fo' you, niggas!

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DUSTIN SHORE
vs
ANGEL RODRIGUEZ

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BOOM, ANGEL AND DUSTIN DO AWESOME MOVES AND SHIT FOR LIKE 9 MINUTES. Right after some awesome Wrist Lock move, Dustin begins beating on Angel, and tells him that he's going to tear off his balls with his bare hands and then feed them to his school of Sea Horses. Yikes. Angel then figures that it's going to take a lot more to kill Dustin. So he's pretty much like "Yeaaaa..... Fuck that." and gets out of the ring. The ref has no choice but to count Angel out. Dustin's like "You SHORE you wanna do this, bro?" and Angel is like "Yeeeeaaaaa.... I got a title match, you know, the match match that you dont have. So I'm not gonna risk injury, because unlike you, I'm not some Dolphin/Homosapian hybrid that has sexual intercourse with it's own kin, therefore I'm also not retarded. Suck it." Angel then begins walking up the ramp as the ref declares DUSTIN FUCKING SHORE the victor.

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[COMMERCIAL]

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BACKSTAGE WITH COOL GUYS

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The camera is backstage with Neville Ryan and Twister Excel before their non-title match against Fight Money. Neville congratulates Twister on ‘cleaning up’, but Twister looks determined and doesn’t really pay attention to Neville’s words, just telling him to stay out of his way. AND THEY’RE OUT!!

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EVIL BUSINESS

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The Champion of TV, OMEGA, and ROBERT CAIRO, are backstage in CAIRO’S OFFICE!! And they’re talking about KILLING SURGE!! Cairo tells Omega that he DID GOOD but not GOOD ENOUGH!! That means he ISN’T DONE with Surge yet, since Surge is still about TO WALK!! Omega menacingly rubs HIS BEARD!!

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Non-title
Fight Money
WILLIAM DAVIS & COTY WESTON
vs
NEVILLE RYAN & TWISTER EXCEL

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Alright, shit happens during this match. Neville and Davis start the match and shit, and right as Neville is gaining the advantage, Twista tags in like a fag. He then starts beating down Davis. But when Davis gets the advantage, he tags out to Neville. Wow, Twista is a total queer. After some fighting, Neville goes for a SUPLEX, but Twista tags himself in. Neville is like "GWQ!" while Twista begins beating down Davis. Twista goes for his TWISTING DDT, but Davis tags in Weston mid-move. Twista goes for the pin like a dumb ass, and Weston comes from behind and kicks him in his spine. He then hits him wit THE MOONLIGHT DRIVE! Fight Money then begin beating the shit out of Twista, and when he finally gets both of them off of him and goes for the tag, NEVILLE HOPS OFF THE APRON AND LAUGHS IN HIS FACE! Twista is like "WTF" and WESTON COMES FROM BEHIND AND HITS HIM WITH A LEG LARIAT OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!! FIGHT MONEY THEN HIT THEIR FINISHER, DEATH FIGHT MONEY, AND WESTON THEN GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!















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FUCKING 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fight Money then celebrate while Twista whines to the ref about Neville leaving. Didn't feel like editing all the 'Twista's, so...OH, SHIT!! IT'S PSYCHOPHOENIX!! Noeleen and Psychoface hit the ring and Fight Money hits with with Lariats- NO!! They both duck under, Noeleen bounces off the ropes, back at Psychoface, Psychoface boosts her over, DOUBLE DROPKICK!! Fight Money get up AND A PAIR OF DROPKICKS TO THE FACE!! Psychophoenix sets up for a double Superkick on Davis- NO!! Coty grabs his partner and they ditch the ring! Psychophoenix shit-talk with Fight Money as we go to

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[COMMERCIAL]

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TWISTER IS MAD

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Twister’s backstage, super pissed! He had it, dawg, he had the win! But then Neville had to get all butthurt about Twister being awesome and left him! Fuck, man, FUCK!! That’s why Twister hates tagging with people! You wanna do something? Do it yourself! It’s all about Twister, dawg, ALL ABOUT TWISTER!! Twister kicks the shit out of random stuff backstage before storming away.

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Non-title
CYRUS BLACK
vs
HARRY JONES

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BASH! Right away Harry hits Cyrus with a Flying Freeze Kick to the right-ish side of his face. BUT KASSIUS OH-NO! HERE COMES THE SUPER SIDE SLAM OF DEATH OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! If Jesus had a brother, it would be Cyrus Fucking Black. YES. He is a true man of God. Harry whips Cyrus into the ropes! No! CYRUS FUCKING SPRINGBOARD SUPER KICKS HARRY IN HIS FACE!!!! Cyrus goes for the Super 70's Super Kick, but Harry counters it into an HKFUCKINGOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARRY GOES FOR THE PIN............... 1....................... 2............................ CYRUS FUCKING KICKS OUT!!!!! HE THEN NO SELLS AND DROPKICKS HARRY INTO THE CORNER! FLYING SPLASH INTO THE FUCKING CONRER!!!! BULLDOG!!!! PIN! KICK OUT! LARIAT! REVERSAL! FIREMANS CARRY! NO! BURNING LARIAT FROM CYRUS!!!!! HE THEN PULLS HARRY TO HIS FEET AND GOES FOR THE JOURNEY'S END, BUT HARRY FLIPS BACK AND CODEBREAKERS CYRUS INTO THE ROPES! Harry Wong, bring the challenge from the eight masters, Cyrus Long one of them bastards that were head bashers. BAM! SUPLEX OUT OF NOWHERE FROM HARRY! NO! CYRUS LOCKS HARRY IN A REVERSE DRAGON SLEEPER!!!!!!!!! WAIT, NO, HARRY SPINS AROUND AND DDT'S CYRUS!!! Instead of going for the pin though, Harry just fags around and taunts like a fag. He then goes for a Standing Shooting Star Senton, but CYRUS PUTS HIS GOD DAMN KNEES UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!! CYRUS THEN USES THE MOMENTUM TO HIT HARRY WITH A BACKSTABBER!!!!!! HE THEN GOES FOR A SUPER DEATH LOCK, BUT HARRY AVOIDS IT AND KICKS HIM IN HIS LEG! HE THEN HEAD BUTTS HIM IN HIS LEG! HE THEN PULLS CYRUS TO THE OUTSIDE AND SLAMS HIS LEG INTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE REPEATEDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE THEN DDT'S HIS LEG TO THE CONCRETE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!!! HE THEN PULLS CYRUS TO HIS FEET AND SUPLEXES HIM BY HIS LEG OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!!!!!!!!!! CYRUS TRIES GOING FOR A FLYING REVERSE SENTON OFF THE BARRICADE, BUT COUNTERS IT AND SCREWDRIVER NECKBREAKERS HIS LEG INTO THE RING APRON!!!!!!!!!!!!! He then starts taunting Cyrus, saying shit like "YOU AW" and "LAFGGAFLA!!!!!" He then goes for an Armbar, but CYRUS FUCKING ROLLS HIM UP INTO THE RING!!!!!! 1....................... 2........................................ HARRY KICKS OUT AND HITS CYRUS IN HIS LEG WITH A ROLLING ELBOW!!!!!!!!! Instead of doing something smart though, Harry just stands there like a fag and taunts Cyrus. BUT THEN CYRUS PELE KICKS HARRY OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! HE THEN HITS HARRY WITH A BACKFIST TO THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARRY TRIES ATTACKING, BUT CYRUS DODGES IT AND HITS HARRY WITH THE JOURNEY'S END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE PINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


















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FUCKING 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CYRUS WINS! CYRUS FUCKING WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The show ends with Cyrus being handed the tag title and celebrating, as Dustin Shore and Angel Rodriguez are both shown in their respective dress rooms, having watched the match.

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Travis Jones: "Harold, I hate to say I told you so, but - "

Harry Jones: "Shut up, Father."

Travis Jones: "And that's exactly why Mother never loved you..."

Harry Jones: -_-

OT: Great work guys.