EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug

*Green Man rapes Travis Jones in front of everyone. Making him cry of embarrassment and shame*

[quote="Cyrus T"]Cyrus Black is surfing around EFNW.com and sees Twista's recent videos. He watches them and, while it's clear he's got something to say about it, he decides to keep it to himself since he's got enough problems to deal with, in particular his World Title match at Path to Power.[/quote

Good to see somebody watches videos on EFNW.com

Off: K, just read the videos, Adam, and holy shit. I came worse than when I read Cyrus' promo. Nobody, but Surge has made me do that. Damn.

RifRad wrote:

Off: K, just read the videos, Adam, and holy shit. I came worse than when I read Cyrus' promo. Nobody, but Surge has made me do that. Damn.

Well tbf, Surge has been giving me feedback and shit via mail cause he's a BOSS.

Warren Peace is grooming his pet sloth while wondering what all the fuss is about this Twister guy.

Matt Xtreme is walking around when interview stops him.

"Mister Xterme can I have question."

"Youy may"

"Are you afraid of El Amazo"

Matt Xtreme grabs microphone and holds iti n face

"IS THAT A QUESTION? I'm gonna fuck El Amazo in his ass repeatedly until it starts bleeding promiscuously! Is it hyphenated? Yes. Is it AMAZO!? No. ITS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Matt then PUNCHES th iinterview until he dies.

Prancing Slacker wrote:

Warren Peace is grooming his pet sloth while wondering what all the fuss is about this Twister guy.

Whilst Twister fucks his sister.

AN EFNW.com EXCLUSIVE!

Travis Jones: "Umm, Harrison ... shouldn't you be preparing for your match with Shore? To be perfectly honest, you still have a lot of preparation to do and - "

Harry Jones: "Wait, wait ... Stop right there, Father. Did you just say that I have a lot of ... preparation to do? As if ... as if there's some large, monumental occasion approaching; as if Harry Jones will soon be faced with some kind of ... legitimate challenge. Which, in all honesty, is a joke; there isn't a single man in the back who could ever even hope of matching up to yours truly, Father. Not one who could even come close to posing an actual, reasonable threat to me, or my soon-to-be championship. So tell me, Father; what exactly is it that I have to prepare for?"

Travis Jones: "You shouldn't underestimate Dustin, you know..."

Letting out a soft, almost mocking chuckle, Harry would proceed to lick his lips; running his free hand through his short, dirty-blonde hair in the process. Keeping his gaze away from his Father or the camera for several moments, Harry would shake his head as he looked back up; an amused look upon his face as he retorted.

Harry Jones: "Travis, Travis, Travis ... When are you going to learn? In fact, when is anybody in this company - this entire damned BUSINESS going to learn that I ... I don't get worried, Father. I don't get scared, frightened, intimidated, or shaken up; not by Dustin, and certainly not by those ungrateful leeches you refer to as the "EFNW Universe". If anything, I'm anxious; EAGER to step into that ring and fight for the Number One Contendership, even if it's against someone as pathetic and unworthy as Dustin Shore. A man who shouldn't be placed anywhere above the opening bout on any show ... yet has somehow weaseled his way into the main event. Dustin is a mere thorn in my side; an annoying fly, buzzing around my head and driving me to the brink of insanity in frustration ... but that's all he is, Father. Dustin is no threat to me; he's simply another obstacle in front of me, in my quest to solidify myself as the best professional wrestler on the map!"

Not allowing Travis to speak, Jones would boldly raise a clenched fist in the air as he collected his thoughts. After a moment or two of indecision, he continued.

Harry Jones: "If anyone's to be afraid of anyone here, Dustin should be afraid of me ... However, he isn't... and I know why. I know what it is that makes Dustin think that he's even anywhere near my league; what it is that has him so wrongfully convinced that he has what it takes to step into that ring with, and even more ridiculously, defeat Harry Jones. Now obviously, Dustin is out of his mind; he's living in some kind of deranged fantasy world that he's created for himself to escape this reality. He has himself convinced that he has even the slightest chance of beating me at Path To Power, but the truth ... well, Father, you should know that the truth is far different. Nonetheless, Dustin doesn't; he doesn't see the way his strings are being pulled, doesn't realize that he's being used and manipulated - not by me, not by you, not by anyone else on the roster - but by his so-called "fans." You see, Father, Dustin has had a veil pulled over his eyes ever since the beggining of his career. He wastes his time pandering and playing with the crowd, feeling empowered by their cheers and support, but not realizing that he isn't in control. Dustin didn't have the mental capacity required to see through the deceit and the lies, Father; he didn't have the ability to see what I saw, he was BLINDED by some false sense of obligation to those idiots in the audience ... And he still is. Y'see, the EFNW fans only support Dustin because he is hypothetically fulfilling the role of the hero ... the 'good guy'."

After a brief pause, Jones continued with his heart-felt rant.

Harry Jones: "But the thing is, Father, there are no good people in this world. At our essence, we all evil. However, those who embrace their true persona will succeed, whilst those who don't, will be siphoned like a candle in the breeze! There will never be another Harry Jones!"

Travis looks at Jones quizzically.

Travis Jones: "Have I embraced my true persona?"

Harry Jones: "Shut up, Father."

Kira wrote:

AN EFNW.com EXCLUSIVE!

Travis Jones: "Umm, Harrison ... shouldn't you be preparing for your match with Shore? To be perfectly honest, you still have a lot of preparation to do and - "

Harry Jones: "Wait, wait ... Stop right there, Father. Did you just say that I have a lot of ... preparation to do? As if ... as if there's some large, monumental occasion approaching; as if Harry Jones will soon be faced with some kind of ... legitimate challenge. Which, in all honesty, is a joke; there isn't a single man in the back who could ever even hope of matching up to yours truly, Father. Not one who could even come close to posing an actual, reasonable threat to me, or my soon-to-be championship. So tell me, Father; what exactly is it that I have to prepare for?"

Travis Jones: "You shouldn't underestimate Dustin, you know..."

Letting out a soft, almost mocking chuckle, Harry would proceed to lick his lips; running his free hand through his short, dirty-blonde hair in the process. Keeping his gaze away from his Father or the camera for several moments, Harry would shake his head as he looked back up; an amused look upon his face as he retorted.

Harry Jones: "Travis, Travis, Travis ... When are you going to learn? In fact, when is anybody in this company - this entire damned BUSINESS going to learn that I ... I don't get worried, Father. I don't get scared, frightened, intimidated, or shaken up; not by Dustin, and certainly not by those ungrateful leeches you refer to as the "EFNW Universe". If anything, I'm anxious; EAGER to step into that ring and fight for the Number One Contendership, even if it's against someone as pathetic and unworthy as Dustin Shore. A man who shouldn't be placed anywhere above the opening bout on any show ... yet has somehow weaseled his way into the main event. Dustin is a mere thorn in my side; an annoying fly, buzzing around my head and driving me to the brink of insanity in frustration ... but that's all he is, Father. Dustin is no threat to me; he's simply another obstacle in front of me, in my quest to solidify myself as the best professional wrestler on the map!"

Not allowing Travis to speak, Jones would boldly raise a clenched fist in the air as he collected his thoughts. After a moment or two of indecision, he continued.

Harry Jones: "If anyone's to be afraid of anyone here, Dustin should be afraid of me ... However, he isn't... and I know why. I know what it is that makes Dustin think that he's even anywhere near my league; what it is that has him so wrongfully convinced that he has what it takes to step into that ring with, and even more ridiculously, defeat Harry Jones. Now obviously, Dustin is out of his mind; he's living in some kind of deranged fantasy world that he's created for himself to escape this reality. He has himself convinced that he has even the slightest chance of beating me at Path To Power, but the truth ... well, Father, you should know that the truth is far different. Nonetheless, Dustin doesn't; he doesn't see the way his strings are being pulled, doesn't realize that he's being used and manipulated - not by me, not by you, not by anyone else on the roster - but by his so-called "fans." You see, Father, Dustin has had a veil pulled over his eyes ever since the beggining of his career. He wastes his time pandering and playing with the crowd, feeling empowered by their cheers and support, but not realizing that he isn't in control. Dustin didn't have the mental capacity required to see through the deceit and the lies, Father; he didn't have the ability to see what I saw, he was BLINDED by some false sense of obligation to those idiots in the audience ... And he still is. Y'see, the EFNW fans only support Dustin because he is hypothetically fulfilling the role of the hero ... the 'good guy'."

After a brief pause, Jones continued with his heart-felt rant.

Harry Jones: "But the thing is, Father, there are no good people in this world. At our essence, we all evil. However, those who embrace their true persona will succeed, whilst those who don't, will be siphoned like a candle in the breeze! There will never be another Harry Jones!"

Travis looks at Jones quizzically.

Travis Jones: "Have I embraced my true persona?"

Harry Jones: "Shut up, Father."

Twister texts Harry.

"dnt b a dick. efnw.com is my thing. asshole.xxx"

Casey sends Twista a text

"I did it first, I still have the promo saved on my computer it was so awesome. But anyways, you're awesome, I'm awesome. We made a killer team in PNH."

The Legend Of Casey wrote:

Casey sends Twista a text

"I did it first, I still have the promo saved on my computer it was so awesome. But anyways, you're awesome, I'm awesome. We made a killer team in PNH."

Preach brother. Kick Keith Evans head in.

Cyrus sends out this tweet:

@ExiledTruth: My student might've done it first, but it was me who made vids on #EFNW.com a big thing. Also @HarryJones, nobody compares to you? Don't forget who wears the gold #WarriorKing

OT: Big ups to Cyrus, who's been a huge force behind the curtain this week.

ON THIS WEEK'S EFNW...

It's the go-home show before Path to Power, and there have been a lot of changes since the Scott Gone, Warren Peace and Aidan Steryo regime took control of EFNW, with a lot of revived talent emerging, new stars debuting, and more! This match is no different, as Scott Gone himself has expressed how unhappy he is with the tag team of WILLIAM DAVIS and COTY WESTON, FIGHT MONEY. He's not unhappy with them personally, but their position in the company. Even as the Tag Team Champions, Fight Money haven't had much momentum on their side...until Scott Gone made them a promise: he will make tag team wrestling important again, and if Fight Money manage to retain the belts through all his initiatives, they will be the face of the best tag team division in all of pro wrestling! NEVILLE RYAN and TWISTER EXCEL are another pair of wrestlers who have re-invented themselves. Neville was known for being a huge jerk, especially as the owner of 3XW, but after a revelation, he became the right hand of karma. Staying on the side of good hasn't always been easy for Neville, but it's been well-worth it. When Neville decided to sign with EFNW, Scott Gone was ecstatic with another huge star coming into the company! Twister Excel's reinvention, on the other hand, has been fairly recent. Twister is no longer the 'gangsta' Twista XL, but a man who's out for one person: himself. Twister has put his life and career on the line many times, but he's never been the MAN, the IT FACTOR, the MAIN EVENT, and that has finally gotten to him. He has since ditched the suit, the grills, and whatever other gangsta attire he had in favor of dressing in a much more formal suit, talking without an accent, and so on. All 4 of these men have been reborn, and are looking to make an impact, but something's gotta give. And as if that wasn't enough, there are Path to Power implications for this tag team match too: whoever gets pinned...ENTERS THE PATH TO POWER RUMBLE ROYALE FIRST!!
Fight Money vs Neville Ryan & Twister Excel - non-title


Ten of the top talents in not just EFNW, but all of pro wrestling will meet an a 5-on-5 tag team contest that is sure to be epic! Firstly, we have RIFF RADLEY - with a newly won International Title, Radley is on Cloud 9, and right now the only one thing can make a good month even better: beating the crap out of Alex Nova and earning a Revolution Title match, which he will have a chance to do at Path to Power. Also on Radley's team is the murderous-on-purpose SURGE, an unpredictable enigma who's sure to [censored] someone up every time he steps into the ring. And also on the team will be a former protege and rival of Surge, CASEY ANOMALY!! Anomaly gets an opportunity to ride yet another wave of momentum heading into the Path to Power rumble royale, which he has vowed to win, and to once again earn an opportunity to challenge the reigning EFNW World Heavyweight Champion, Cyrus Black. Then there is the duo of EL AMAZO and KYLE O'RAPELY. Though newly formed, they have jelled well as luchadores, with Amazo mentoring O'Rapely in the art of lucha libre, while O'Rapely practices English with Amazo. On the opposing side, however, is Radley's rival and reigning Revolution Champion: ALEX NOVA. Nova, like always, is sure to have a trick of his sleeve that he hopes to pull on Radley prior to their match, maybe he'll even try to take Radley out. Nova isn't the only champion on the opposing team, however, as the towering goliath that is OMEGA will surely be gunning for Surge, ready to take him out to fulfill the wishes of his boss Robert Cairo. Speaking of big mean, VICTOR ELIAS, will also be on Nova and Omega's team. While a bodyguard of current #1 contender to the EFNW World Heavyweight Championship, Angel Rodriguez, Victor has a career of his own, and he hopes to advance it with a win in this match. And rounding out the opposing team are MATT XTREME and DR. BUTCHER. Butcher has a Ph.D. in Kicking Ass, knowledge that he bestowed onto Matt Xtreme so that Matt could part with the 'dead weight' that is his former partner, El Amazo. This match is sure to be volatile with all these x-factors and talent thrown in! And yet again, that's not all, because much like Fight Money vs Ryan & Twister, THE WRESTLER PINNED WILL ENTER SECOND IN THE PATH TO POWER RUMBLE ROYALE!!
Riff Radley, Surge, Casey Anomaly, El Amazo & Kyle O'Rapely vs Alex Nova, Omega, Victor Elias, Matt Xtreme & Dr. Butcher


These matches are sure to be insane, but that's not all, folks! Be sure to tune in as the Path to Power rumble royale will be explained, as well as some teasers of additional talent that will be appearing in the rumble royale!

Also scheduled to appear:
- EFNW World Heavyweight Champion Cyrus Black
- Angel Rodriguez
- Dustin Shore
- Harry Jones
- Psychoface and EFNW Vixen's Champion Noeleen Phoenix, Psychophoenix
And more!

Be sure to tune in for this sure-to-be-frazzle-dazzle episode of EFNWrestling! And remember kids, always reduce, reuse and recycle, because everyday is Earth Day here in EFNWrestling!

Spoiler:

AND AT PATH TO POWER...

The main event of the Path to Power PPV will be the aptly named Path to Power rumble royale! As legend says, the winner will receive a World Heavyweight Championship match at the EFNW anniversary show! And what better way to celebrate 4 years of EFNW than to walk out of Path to Power with a championship opportunity, and hopefully walk out of EFNW's anniversary as the World Heavyweight Champion? I don't feel like thinking of one. And who knows, maybe there will be some surprises too? Anyone can enter! Anyone can win! The road to 4 years of EFNW begins at Path to Power!
Path to Power - #1 contendership for the EFNW World Heavyweight Championship at the 4th anniversary show


Angel Rodriguez has been talking for months about his supposedly obligated rematch for the EFNW World Heavyweight Championship against Cyrus Black. Three weeks ago, he earned his rematch as he defeated 3 of EFNW's best in Dustin Shore, Neville Ryan and Twista XL to earn the chance to face Cyrus at Path to Power. Some may not see it that way, but a win is a win, especially when it's for a grand opportunity such as this. And two weeks ago, the anti was up'd as the respective parties chose each-other's opponents! Rodriguez would be tasked with facing a man Black knows too well, the murderous-on-purpose Surge. Rodriguez managed to out-smart the masked man, however, and Black was pitted against another man he knew too well: Twista XL. The two wrestled a Hell of a match and a main event, but in the end, the Reaper of the Long and Winding Road took the win over the King of the Streets. It looked like they had patched things up post-match, but XL pulled his hand away from a low-five by Black, turned his back on his friend, and walked away. Cyrus Black, however, can't afford to be pre-occupied, because at Path to Power, he has to defend his EFNW World Heavyweight Championship against Angel Rodriguez! Black has successfully defended the belt against Rodriguez before, but there is no doubt that Rodriguez has some new tricks up his Mexican silk-sleeve. Victor Elias, however, may not turn out to be one of them, as it has been agreed upon that he is banned from ringside!
Cyrus Black defends against Angel Rodriguez - EFNW World Heavyweight Championship


Like a wild animal, Harry Jones has been doing whatever he could to hurt Dustin Shore. Harry seems to have gone on a full-on attack against Dustin Shore for what some might consider 'no reason at all'. Harry has slandered Dustin's beliefs, morals, the fans, everything! Dustin, on the other hand, tried reasoning with Harry before using violence. But when he was brought to it, Dustin was like a force of nature! Several weeks ago, he put Harry through a table after a vicious fight stemming from an in-ring promo confrontation turned sour! Harry, however, would have his revenge the following week. After feigning injury, Harry attacked Dustin in the main event #1 contender's match for the World Championship, allowing Angel Rodriguez to cover Dustin for the win. And just two weeks ago, Harry announced that at Path to Power, it will be him vs Dustin, with the winner getting a shot at the EFNW World Championship...IN A NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH!! While Harry has made a legacy out of being thrown through tables, set on fire, and rolling in tacks, Dustin is not scared one bit. He has stated that at Path to Power, the fans will not matter, the non-existent rules will not matter, the World Championship opportunity won't matter; the only thing that will matter will be ending Harry once and for all.
Dustin Shore vs Harry Jones - #1 contendership for the EFNW World Heavyweight Championship - No Holds Barred


The Revolution Champion Alex Nova and Riff Radley have been at each-other's throats for a while now! However, all of their encounters have been unfulfilling. Very unfulfilling. Riff and Nova have both had enough, and challenged each-other to 2 matches! Riff wanted a Nowhere to Hide match so Nova couldn't cheat, and Nova wanted a Last Man Standing match so he could rid himself of Riff! Warren Peace, however, threw the 2 ideas together! If Riff beats Nova at Path to Power in a Nowhere to Hide match, he earns himself a Revolution Championship match under Last Man Standing rules! Everybody's happy!
Alex Nova vs Riff Radley - Nowhere to Hide match

A month ago, El Amazo and Matt Xtreme wrestled their final match as a tag team, losing to Fight Money. It sounded like Xtreme was speaking sincerely and from-the-heart as he got the microphone for a post-match speech, but that's exactly it: it sounded. Xtreme was sick of Amazo, to the point of him actually feeling noxious whenever he was around the luchadore, and the only cure Xtreme had? To try to end the career of his former friend and partner. Matt would brutally attack Amazo, leading to a string of altercations, ones that attracted Kyle O'Rapely to Amazo's side, and revealed that Dr. Butcher was on Xtreme's! While the affair seems to be between the 4 men, the 2 originals will get a chance to officially wrestle for redemption at Path to Power! A lot could happen, and it most certainly will!
El Amazo vs Matt Xtreme

Also scheduled to appear:
- EFNW Television Champion Omega
- EFNW Tag Teams Champions William Davis & Coty Weston, Fight Money
- EFNW Vixens Champion Noeleen Phoenix
- Neville Ryan
- Surge
And more!

Be sure get your tickets for the already almost sold-out show! And if you can't be there live, be sure to contact your pay-per-view event provider, and watch the awesomeness of EFNWrestling from your very own home, bar, or whatever crazy place you imagine! Anywhere in the World! Order now!

*Dustin Shore is backstage, when a stage hand directs him to view the video Harry Jones posted to efnw.com. Dustin watches the video in silence to the end. One of the crew members asks if he is all right, but he quietly turns and goes down the hall.*

*Fight Money hears about their big match on EFNW Wrestling against a pair of living legends of the EFNW ring.

William Davis: A crazy luchadore and a woman to former world champions? Scott's good for his word, as far as I'm concerned. As for our opponents this week...I have an idea. Neither of us is going to be the first one into that match.

Oriadon wrote:

*Dustin Shore is backstage, when a stage hand directs him to view the video Harry Jones posted to efnw.com. Dustin watches the video in silence to the end. One of the crew members asks if he is all right, but he quietly turns and goes down the hall.*

*Fight Money hears about their big match on EFNW Wrestling against a pair of living legends of the EFNW ring.

William Davis: A crazy luchadore and a woman to former world champions? Scott's good for his word, as far as I'm concerned. As for our opponents this week...I have an idea. Neither of us is going to be the first one into that match.

Scott Gone thinks Davis might wanna tell him about this, since he can't read minds...yet, if Davis wants it to actually happen.

So like wassup i said wassup

Earlier today, Cyrus Black took a cheap-shot at Harry Jones via twitter. Instead of retorting to Black through the social media, Jones decides to approach Cyrus in the backstage area to settle the score face-to-face!

Harry Jones: "Fuck you, Cyrus! I've held the EFNWrestling Championship as many times as there are letters in the word 'champion', so theoretically, I am still the champion of this washed-up promotion! It's time for you to grow up and maybe even grasp onto the fact that you are a complete waste of space! Black, you are nothing more than a spoke on the wheel; a grain of sand to the ocean floor; ... a corpse to the long and winding road. Even though your wrestling ability is superior to the likes of Dustin Shore and Neville Ryan, you have got nothing on me! I am the greatest professional wrestling of all time, and you'd best start bending over backwards for me! Now, apologize, Black!"

Kira wrote:

Earlier today, Cyrus Black took a cheap-shot at Harry Jones via twitter. Instead of retorting to Black through the social media, Jones decides to approach Cyrus in the backstage area to settle the score face-to-face!

Harry Jones: "Fuck you, Cyrus! I've held the EFNWrestling Championship as many times as there are letters in the word 'champion', so theoretically, I am still the champion of this washed-up promotion! It's time for you to grow up and maybe even grasp onto the fact that you are a complete waste of space! Black, you are nothing more than a spoke on the wheel; a grain of sand to the ocean floor; ... a corpse to the long and winding road. Even though your wrestling ability is superior to the likes of Dustin Shore and Neville Ryan, you have got nothing on me! I am the greatest professional wrestling of all time, and you'd best start bending over backwards for me! Now, apologize, Black!"

He then texts Cyrus privately, "I've been uploading videos to EFNW.com since 2008, you imbecile!"

Alex Nova arrives and sits on a crate until _______ approaches

Saudi wrote:

Alex Nova arrives and sits on a crate until Victor Elias approaches

VE: So you're Alex Nova, huh? I'm Victor Elias and I'm going to make sure you win this week.

Harry Jones continues to play mind-games with Dustin Shore~!!