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Adam wrote:

Rape Cat wrote:: Cujo and I have been running the show for 2 weeks. If you don't have anything yet, chances are we have something planned. A lot is gonna happen after Path to Power. Regardless, still do stuff. I can't get everyone on the show every week.

Harry, just do Dustin Shore stuff. Adam, maybe if you actually did shit in the first place.

Post as much as most people here.

Then go above and beyond.

Scott Gone does management stuff.

Surge does rapist stuff.

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Twista cries because his friends aren't politicking enough for him

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Angel Rodriguez and Victor Elias are looking for somebody to face Cyrus Black this week.

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The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez and Victor Elias are looking for somebody to face Cyrus Black this week.

Twista XL smokes a spliff.

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Adam wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez and Victor Elias are looking for somebody to face Cyrus Black this week.

Twista XL smokes a spliff.

Elias points out Twista and Angel nods, before walking over to Twista, making sure to keep some distance because of the lit spliff.

AR: Twista, my disadvantaged hood-rat, how would you like to face Cyrus Black one more time?

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*Dustin Shore is backstage doing stuff.*

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Oriadon wrote:: *Dustin Shore is backstage doing stuff.*

"Will Dustin Shore please report to Scott Gone's office?"

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Oriadon wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:: Neville Ryan, 3XW Heavyweight champion of the wooooooorld, is outside Casey's locker room and tacking a "Neville Ryan: Undefeated" poster on the door.

Casey hears some one outside of his door making noises and he goes to check on what the noise is. When he opens the door and sees Neville he looks extremely confused. They stands there awkwardly with that frien-emy type relationship they have.

"erm... what the fuck are you doing?"

"Oh just sprucing the place up, I figured giving you this poster would be nice since I'm sure the only reason you don't already have one is due to how quickly these things are selling out in all the shops. Being such a big acquisition for EFNW tends to lead to a rabid fan base after all." he replies cheerfully

He looks at Neville confused and walks outside and closes his door to look on the other side of it. Once he sees the Neville Undefeated Poster he sighs and facepalms and turns to Neville.

"How many times have we been over this you're not-"

He pauses and looks at the belt on his shoulder and gets a bit wide eyed.

"Is that... the, erm..."

Hes at a loss of words.

Neville looks at his own shoulder to witness the sparkling goldness that is the 3XW World Heavyweight championship.

"Oh, why yes, when the X Complex got foreclosed on I was lucky enough to have taken the belt home with me. Since the whole company went under the championship became my property and I've taken to carrying it around, continuing to fly the flag. You'd be surprised how some jabronis around here think they can talk to a showstopper such as myself." he says with a smile as he shines his title with his hand.

He sighs and frowns.

"Such a shame. Matt Nowhere just must've been so distraught after losing that testicle to what ever STD he had was. Son of a bitch should have put the company first though."

His mind goes to an image of Matt Nowhere some where in the EFNW arena passed out with a flask in on hand, the other in his pants. He shivers and gets back on topic.

"I guess in a sense that 3XW lives on in a way with that belt and a few of us originals like me you and Cy. And Surge too. Which by the way I gotta thank you for that. The total douche bag move of getting him to murder me was god for me. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

*Dustin Shore walks up to them, with the old CWW Undisputed World Title over his shoulder.*

Dustin Shore: Oh hey, nice defunct belt, I have one too, and I was undefeated while I held it, to boot! What company is yours from?

Casey looks at Shore's belt for a moment and tilts his head to read the strap. Once he sees CWW he has a look of distaste on his face for a brief second.

"One more respected then that one..."

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Neville nods at Casey's comment.

"The 3XW World Heavyweight title has been through many intense battles and has been responsible for massive battles that have changed lives forever. It's the reason I'm so proud of my ability to hold onto the title as its last champion" he says

Curtain Jerker Posts : 769 Age : 33

Rape Cat wrote:

Oriadon wrote:: *Dustin Shore is backstage doing stuff.*

"Will Dustin Shore please report to Scott Gone's office?"

*Dustin makes his way to Scott Gone's office and walks in the door.*

Dustin Shore: You wanted to see me, boss?

Executive Posts : 2065 Age : 29 Location : The X Complex

Captain2 wrote:: Neville nods at Casey's comment.

"The 3XW World Heavyweight title has been through many intense battles and has been responsible for massive battles that have changed lives forever. It's the reason I'm so proud of my ability to hold onto the title as its last champion" he says

Casey motions to himself in a proud way.

"Still the first ever multitime 3XW Champion and the only other man to do it besides me is Cyrus. There have been a few names who have tarnished the title but we will not name names.."

He coughs and says something along the lines of Tim Taylor or Riff Radley, or even both.

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The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:: Neville nods at Casey's comment.

"The 3XW World Heavyweight title has been through many intense battles and has been responsible for massive battles that have changed lives forever. It's the reason I'm so proud of my ability to hold onto the title as its last champion" he says

Casey motions to himself in a proud way.

"Still the first ever multitime 3XW Champion and the only other man to do it besides me is Cyrus. There have been a few names who have tarnished the title but we will not name names.."

He coughs and says something along the lines of Tim Taylor or Riff Radley, or even both.

"Don't worry mate, not everyone can retire with it on their first try" Neville replies

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Captain2 wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:: Neville nods at Casey's comment.

"The 3XW World Heavyweight title has been through many intense battles and has been responsible for massive battles that have changed lives forever. It's the reason I'm so proud of my ability to hold onto the title as its last champion" he says

Casey motions to himself in a proud way.

"Still the first ever multitime 3XW Champion and the only other man to do it besides me is Cyrus. There have been a few names who have tarnished the title but we will not name names.."

He coughs and says something along the lines of Tim Taylor or Riff Radley, or even both.

"Don't worry mate, not everyone can retire with it on their first try" Neville replies

Casey shrugs

"It is what it is.

He thinks for a moment and chuckles.

"Any one try coming to you for a match for that?"

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Oriadon wrote:

Rape Cat wrote:

Oriadon wrote:: *Dustin Shore is backstage doing stuff.*

"Will Dustin Shore please report to Scott Gone's office?"

*Dustin makes his way to Scott Gone's office and walks in the door.*

Dustin Shore: You wanted to see me, boss?

"Yes..."

Scott swivels around in his chair so he can face Dustin. Dustin sees Scott is in a chain-mail suit of armor and is wielding an axe.

"I saw that Harry interfered in your match the other week, and by extension, also cost you a shot at the World Title. Now, I talked to Harry, and he will be at EFNW today."

Scott stands up and extends his hand.

"You're doing a great job, Dustin."

Subject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:19 pm

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:: Neville nods at Casey's comment.

"The 3XW World Heavyweight title has been through many intense battles and has been responsible for massive battles that have changed lives forever. It's the reason I'm so proud of my ability to hold onto the title as its last champion" he says

Casey motions to himself in a proud way.

"Still the first ever multitime 3XW Champion and the only other man to do it besides me is Cyrus. There have been a few names who have tarnished the title but we will not name names.."

He coughs and says something along the lines of Tim Taylor or Riff Radley, or even both.

*A voice is heard in Casey and Neville's ears saying:

"Riff Radley was never defeated, only gave up the title because he was jumped. Yeah. Yeah. What? Who said that?"

*The voice disappears.*

Curtain Jerker Posts : 769 Age : 33

Rape Cat wrote:

Oriadon wrote:

Rape Cat wrote:

Oriadon wrote:: *Dustin Shore is backstage doing stuff.*

"Will Dustin Shore please report to Scott Gone's office?"

*Dustin makes his way to Scott Gone's office and walks in the door.*

Dustin Shore: You wanted to see me, boss?

"Yes..."

Scott swivels around in his chair so he can face Dustin. Dustin sees Scott is in a chain-mail suit of armor and is wielding an axe.

"I saw that Harry interfered in your match the other week, and by extension, also cost you a shot at the World Title. Now, I talked to Harry, and he will be at EFNW today."

Scott stands up and extends his hand.

"You're doing a great job, Dustin."

*Dustin raises an eyebrow, but shakes Scott's hand.*

Dustin Shore: I was under the impression Harry Jones wouldn't be competing anymore...

Executive Posts : 2065 Age : 29 Location : The X Complex

RifRad wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:: Neville nods at Casey's comment.

"The 3XW World Heavyweight title has been through many intense battles and has been responsible for massive battles that have changed lives forever. It's the reason I'm so proud of my ability to hold onto the title as its last champion" he says

Casey motions to himself in a proud way.

"Still the first ever multitime 3XW Champion and the only other man to do it besides me is Cyrus. There have been a few names who have tarnished the title but we will not name names.."

He coughs and says something along the lines of Tim Taylor or Riff Radley, or even both.

*A voice is heard in Casey and Neville's ears saying:

"Riff Radley was never defeated, only gave up the title because he was jumped. Yeah. Yeah. What? Who said that?"

*The voice disappears.*

[center]Casey looks around then yells at the ceiling.

"Second shortest reign ever out of seven men..."

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Oriadon wrote:

Rape Cat wrote:

Oriadon wrote:

Rape Cat wrote:

Oriadon wrote:: *Dustin Shore is backstage doing stuff.*

"Will Dustin Shore please report to Scott Gone's office?"

*Dustin makes his way to Scott Gone's office and walks in the door.*

Dustin Shore: You wanted to see me, boss?

"Yes..."

Scott swivels around in his chair so he can face Dustin. Dustin sees Scott is in a chain-mail suit of armor and is wielding an axe.

"I saw that Harry interfered in your match the other week, and by extension, also cost you a shot at the World Title. Now, I talked to Harry, and he will be at EFNW today."

Scott stands up and extends his hand.

"You're doing a great job, Dustin."

*Dustin raises an eyebrow, but shakes Scott's hand.*

Dustin Shore: I was under the impression Harry Jones wouldn't be competing anymore...

"Harry Jones is a great liar. And as Hitler said, great liars are also great magicians. And he pulled the magic trick of fooling everyone, and you put your guard down."

Scott sits back down.

"However, that also means that you, Dustin, have another chance to put him down. For good. I don't condone such an action, but I would understand."

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The Legend of Casey wrote:

RifRad wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:: Neville nods at Casey's comment.

"The 3XW World Heavyweight title has been through many intense battles and has been responsible for massive battles that have changed lives forever. It's the reason I'm so proud of my ability to hold onto the title as its last champion" he says

Casey motions to himself in a proud way.

"Still the first ever multitime 3XW Champion and the only other man to do it besides me is Cyrus. There have been a few names who have tarnished the title but we will not name names.."

He coughs and says something along the lines of Tim Taylor or Riff Radley, or even both.

*A voice is heard in Casey and Neville's ears saying:

"Riff Radley was never defeated, only gave up the title because he was jumped. Yeah. Yeah. What? Who said that?"

*The voice disappears.*

[center]Casey looks around then yells at the ceiling.

"Second shortest reign ever out of seven men..."

PA: "RIFF RADLEY IS A HERO~!! A HERO, DAMMIT!! AN HERO!!"

Executive Posts : 2065 Age : 29 Location : The X Complex

Rape Cat wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

RifRad wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:: Neville nods at Casey's comment.

"The 3XW World Heavyweight title has been through many intense battles and has been responsible for massive battles that have changed lives forever. It's the reason I'm so proud of my ability to hold onto the title as its last champion" he says

Casey motions to himself in a proud way.

"Still the first ever multitime 3XW Champion and the only other man to do it besides me is Cyrus. There have been a few names who have tarnished the title but we will not name names.."

He coughs and says something along the lines of Tim Taylor or Riff Radley, or even both.

*A voice is heard in Casey and Neville's ears saying:

"Riff Radley was never defeated, only gave up the title because he was jumped. Yeah. Yeah. What? Who said that?"

*The voice disappears.*

Casey looks around then yells at the ceiling.

"Second shortest reign ever out of seven men..."

PA: "RIFF RADLEY IS A HERO~!! A HERO, DAMMIT!! AN HERO!!"

[center]Casey looks even more confused as the other voice comes into fruition as he looks around looking like a schizo

Curtain Jerker Posts : 769 Age : 33

Rape Cat wrote:

Oriadon wrote:

Rape Cat wrote:

Oriadon wrote:

Rape Cat wrote:

Oriadon wrote:: *Dustin Shore is backstage doing stuff.*

"Will Dustin Shore please report to Scott Gone's office?"

*Dustin makes his way to Scott Gone's office and walks in the door.*

Dustin Shore: You wanted to see me, boss?

"Yes..."

Scott swivels around in his chair so he can face Dustin. Dustin sees Scott is in a chain-mail suit of armor and is wielding an axe.

"I saw that Harry interfered in your match the other week, and by extension, also cost you a shot at the World Title. Now, I talked to Harry, and he will be at EFNW today."

Scott stands up and extends his hand.

"You're doing a great job, Dustin."

*Dustin raises an eyebrow, but shakes Scott's hand.*

Dustin Shore: I was under the impression Harry Jones wouldn't be competing anymore...

"Harry Jones is a great liar. And as Hitler said, great liars are also great magicians. And he pulled the magic trick of fooling everyone, and you put your guard down."

Scott sits back down.

"However, that also means that you, Dustin, have another chance to put him down. For good. I don't condone such an action, but I would understand."

Dustin Shore: I'd hate to see the legendary Harry Jones painted a liar in front of all his hardcore fans. I'll hear what Harry has to say today...and react accordingly.

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Oriadon wrote:

Rape Cat wrote:

Oriadon wrote:

Rape Cat wrote:

Oriadon wrote:

Rape Cat wrote:

Oriadon wrote:: *Dustin Shore is backstage doing stuff.*

"Will Dustin Shore please report to Scott Gone's office?"

*Dustin makes his way to Scott Gone's office and walks in the door.*

Dustin Shore: You wanted to see me, boss?

"Yes..."

Scott swivels around in his chair so he can face Dustin. Dustin sees Scott is in a chain-mail suit of armor and is wielding an axe.

"I saw that Harry interfered in your match the other week, and by extension, also cost you a shot at the World Title. Now, I talked to Harry, and he will be at EFNW today."

Scott stands up and extends his hand.

"You're doing a great job, Dustin."

*Dustin raises an eyebrow, but shakes Scott's hand.*

Dustin Shore: I was under the impression Harry Jones wouldn't be competing anymore...

"Harry Jones is a great liar. And as Hitler said, great liars are also great magicians. And he pulled the magic trick of fooling everyone, and you put your guard down."

Scott sits back down.

"However, that also means that you, Dustin, have another chance to put him down. For good. I don't condone such an action, but I would understand."

Dustin Shore: I'd hate to see the legendary Harry Jones painted a liar in front of all his hardcore fans. I'll hear what Harry has to say today...and react accordingly.

Scott stands up, reaches over his desk and pats Dustin on the shoulder.

"Good for you, Dustin. You have a nice day now."

Subject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:20 pm

Cyrus Black is sending an ESP message to Twista XL, Casey Anomaly, Surge, Riff Radley, and Kevin Evans:

"PNH...CHECK YOUR SHIZ OUT"

Cyrus then contemplates cutting a promo.

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Alex Nova arrives ..

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Casey does checking his PNH shiz then sends a message to Twista saying that he has a tag team match and they will make rape. If Twista participates in a promo. Which he shall. together. With Casey. Or the murder and rape reigns upon your family <3 ruv chu

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