EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug

Kyle O'Rapely is backstage, wearing his luchador mask, and shit like that.

Angel Rodriguez is backstage, having finally earned his long overdue World title shot, with Victor Elias making sure nobody attacks El Nino Maravilla in a fit of jealous rage.

RifRad wrote:

*Riff Radley is backstage wondering why his No Where to Hide match didn't take place. But he's ok with it, cause he's really tired and shit from other shit. He loved the show though. He jizzed in his pants.*

He then gets a sudden realization that it will take place at...THE PAY-PER-VIEW~!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Scott Gone is a telepath.

Rape Cat wrote:

RifRad wrote:

*Riff Radley is backstage wondering why his No Where to Hide match didn't take place. But he's ok with it, cause he's really tired and shit from other shit. He loved the show though. He jizzed in his pants.*

He then gets a sudden realization that it will take place at...THE PAY-PER-VIEW~!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Scott Gone is a telepath.

He then gets a sudden flashback to when Scott Gone told him that the No Where to Hide match would happen before the Pay Per View as a non title match, then, the Pay Per View was to be an even bigger match. But it's what ev's, as long as he gets a shot at Alex Nova.

RifRad wrote:

Rape Cat wrote:

RifRad wrote:

*Riff Radley is backstage wondering why his No Where to Hide match didn't take place. But he's ok with it, cause he's really tired and shit from other shit. He loved the show though. He jizzed in his pants.*

He then gets a sudden realization that it will take place at...THE PAY-PER-VIEW~!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Scott Gone is a telepath.

He then gets a sudden flashback to when Scott Gone told him that the No Where to Hide match would happen before the Pay Per View as a non title match, then, the Pay Per View was to be an even bigger match. But it's what ev's, as long as he gets a shot at Alex Nova.

Scott Gone was referring to the next after this one.

@NoeleenPhoenixEFNW - I'm cleaning the shit up around this place, that shit being the people i've defeated. I'm on such a role!

ON THIS WEEK'S EFNW...

We are one week closer to EFNW's Path to Power pay-per-view, and while the rumble royale is the staple main event, we will also see another great match as the Long and Winding Road leads Cyrus Black to a EFNW World Heavyweight Championship defense at Path to Power against the cocky Mexican aristocrat Angel Rodriguez. But this week, it could turn into an unpredictable bedlam because...CYRUS AND ANGEL WILL PICK EACH-OTHER'S OPPONENTS!! That's right, this week on EFNW, it's Pick your Poison: Cyrus Black will pick Angel's opponent(s), and vice-versa in a double main-event!

Cyrus Black vs ??? / Angel Rodriguez vs ???


There will be a third all-star match on this week's edition of EFNW, with a title on the line! The TV Title will be on the line as Omega defends it against...ALEX NOVA!! While Alex Nova is the Revolution Champ and has some beef with Riff Radley, Robert Cairo has decided to allow Omega to showcase his ability, and as the Champion of Television, to also bring prestige to the TV Title by defeating another Champion in Alex Nova! Nova, on the other hand, has a great opportunity himself as he has the chance to become a double champion in EFNW!

Omega defends against Alex Nova - EFNW Television Championship


Ever since the inception of inter-gender competition in EFNW, the Vixen's Champion and winner of the Vixen's Cup, Noeleen Phoenix, has been determined to prove that she is as good as any man! She defeated Peter Linch convincingly, and pulled one over Michael DeJesus' eyes last week. Michael ambushed Noeleen after her win, but her friend and defender of justice, Psychoface, was out there to save the day! He staggered Michael and Noeleen followed up with a devastating Revolution Brainbuster to put Michael down once and for all! This week, however, Peter Linch and Michael DeJesus are teaming up to avenge their embarrassing loses (look, I'm not sexist or anything, but getting beat by a girl? You guys suck!) against Noeleen. Noeleen has back-up, however, in the form of Psychoface! Shut up, crime!

Psychophoenix (Psychoface & Noeleen Phoenix) vs Michael DeJesus & Peter Linch


Everyone has been so puzzled as to what's going on in Matt Xtreme's head. Sure, he was always a jerk, but he crossed the line when he layed out his former tag team partner, El Amazo. Matt hasn't given any reasoning for his actions, and tried to pummel Amazo yet again on last week's EFNW. However, the rookie Kyle O'Rapely was in for the save. After beating Peter Linch earlier in the night, Kyle made yet another impact by helping Amazo, someone Kyle idolized as he tried to earn a place on the roster, against Matt's sneak attack. Matt wasn't too happy, however, and immediately post-show, he demanded a match from EFNW management against Kyle so he could "teach him a lesson". And you know what? He got it!

Matt Xtreme vs Kyle O'Rapely


Also scheduled to appear:
- Harry Jones
- Dustin Shore
- Neville Ryan
- Riff Radley
- Surge
- Casey Anomaly
And more!



AND AT PATH TO POWER...

The main event of the Path to Power PPV will be the coincidentally named Path to Power rumble royale! As legend says, the winner will receive a World Heavyweight Championship match at the EFNW anniversary show! And what better way to celebrate 4 years of EFNW than to walk out of Path to Power with a championship opportunity, and hopefully walk out of EFNW's anniversary as the World Heavyweight Champion? I don't feel like thinking of one. And who knows, maybe there will be some surprises too? Anyone can enter! Anyone can win! The road to 4 years of EFNW begins at Path to Power!

Path to Power - #1 contendership for the EFNW World Championship at the 4th anniversary show


Angel Rodriguez has been talking for months about his supposedly obligated rematch for the EFNW World Heavyweight Championship against Cyrus Black. And last week, he earned his rematch as he defeated 3 of EFNW's best in Dustin Shore, Neville Ryan and Twista XL to earn the chance to face Cyrus at Path to Power. Some may not see it that way, but a win is a win, especially when it's for a grand opportunity such as this. So, at Path to Power, it will be...

Cyrus Black defends against Angel Rodriguez - EFNW World Heavyweight Championship


The Revolution Champion Alex Nova and Riff Radley have been at each-other's throats for a while now! However, all of their encounters have been unfulfilling. Very unfulfilling. Riff and Nova have both had enough, and challenged each-other to 2 matches! Riff wanted a Nowhere to Hide match so Nova couldn't cheat, and Nova wanted a Last Man Standing match so he could rid himself of Riff! Warren Peace, however, threw the 2 ideas together! If Riff beats Nova at Path to Power in a Nowhere to Hide match, he earns himself a Revolution Championship match under Last Man Standing rules! Everybody's happy!

Alex Nova vs Riff Radley - Nowhere to Hide match - if Riff wins he gets a Revolution Championship opportunity in a Last Man Standing match


Also scheduled to appear:
- Harry Jones
- Dustin Shore
- Neville Ryan
- Omega
- Surge
- Casey Anomaly
And more!

@ScottGoneWithTheWind: EFNW is so freakin' awesome. #EFNWAlternative

Scott goes back to doing GM'ery, managementy stuff. And it's awesome.

Surge is in his locker room, getting creative on how to murder Omega, then torture Cairo.

Neville Ryan, 3XW Heavyweight champion of the wooooooorld, is outside Casey's locker room and tacking a "Neville Ryan: Undefeated" poster on the door.

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Neville Ryan, 3XW Heavyweight champion of the wooooooorld, is outside Casey's locker room and tacking a "Neville Ryan: Undefeated" poster on the door.

Casey hears some one outside of his door making noises and he goes to check on what the noise is. When he opens the door and sees Neville he looks extremely confused. They stands there awkwardly with that frien-emy type relationship they have.

"erm... what the fuck are you doing?"

"Oh just sprucing the place up, I figured giving you this poster would be nice since I'm sure the only reason you don't already have one is due to how quickly these things are selling out in all the shops. Being such a big acquisition for EFNW tends to lead to a rabid fan base after all." he replies cheerfully

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Neville Ryan, 3XW Heavyweight champion of the wooooooorld, is outside Casey's locker room and tacking a "Neville Ryan: Undefeated" poster on the door.

Casey hears some one outside of his door making noises and he goes to check on what the noise is. When he opens the door and sees Neville he looks extremely confused. They stands there awkwardly with that frien-emy type relationship they have.

"erm... what the fuck are you doing?"

"Oh just sprucing the place up, I figured giving you this poster would be nice since I'm sure the only reason you don't already have one is due to how quickly these things are selling out in all the shops. Being such a big acquisition for EFNW tends to lead to a rabid fan base after all." he replies cheerfully

He looks at Neville confused and walks outside and closes his door to look on the other side of it. Once he sees the Neville Undefeated Poster he sighs and facepalms and turns to Neville.

"How many times have we been over this you're not-"

He pauses and looks at the belt on his shoulder and gets a bit wide eyed.

"Is that... the, erm..."

Hes at a loss of words.

Neville looks at his own shoulder to witness the sparkling goldness that is the 3XW World Heavyweight championship.

"Oh, why yes, when the X Complex got foreclosed on I was lucky enough to have taken the belt home with me. Since the whole company went under the championship became my property and I've taken to carrying it around, continuing to fly the flag. You'd be surprised how some jabronis around here think they can talk to a showstopper such as myself." he says with a smile as he shines his title with his hand.

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Neville Ryan, 3XW Heavyweight champion of the wooooooorld, is outside Casey's locker room and tacking a "Neville Ryan: Undefeated" poster on the door.

Casey hears some one outside of his door making noises and he goes to check on what the noise is. When he opens the door and sees Neville he looks extremely confused. They stands there awkwardly with that frien-emy type relationship they have.

"erm... what the fuck are you doing?"

"Oh just sprucing the place up, I figured giving you this poster would be nice since I'm sure the only reason you don't already have one is due to how quickly these things are selling out in all the shops. Being such a big acquisition for EFNW tends to lead to a rabid fan base after all." he replies cheerfully

He looks at Neville confused and walks outside and closes his door to look on the other side of it. Once he sees the Neville Undefeated Poster he sighs and facepalms and turns to Neville.

"How many times have we been over this you're not-"

He pauses and looks at the belt on his shoulder and gets a bit wide eyed.

"Is that... the, erm..."

Hes at a loss of words.

Neville looks at his own shoulder to witness the sparkling goldness that is the 3XW World Heavyweight championship.

"Oh, why yes, when the X Complex got foreclosed on I was lucky enough to have taken the belt home with me. Since the whole company went under the championship became my property and I've taken to carrying it around, continuing to fly the flag. You'd be surprised how some jabronis around here think they can talk to a showstopper such as myself." he says with a smile as he shines his title with his hand.

He sighs and frowns.

"Such a shame. Matt Nowhere just must've been so distraught after losing that testicle to what ever STD he had was. Son of a bitch should have put the company first though."

His mind goes to an image of Matt Nowhere some where in the EFNW arena passed out with a flask in on hand, the other in his pants. He shivers and gets back on topic.

"I guess in a sense that 3XW lives on in a way with that belt and a few of us originals like me you and Cy. And Surge too. Which by the way I gotta thank you for that. The total douche bag move of getting him to murder me was god for me. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

*Dustin Shore walks up to them, with the old CWW Undisputed World Title over his shoulder.*

Dustin Shore: Oh hey, nice defunct belt, I have one too, and I was undefeated while I held it, to boot! What company is yours from?

Remind me of you, Nova



Marik I need to know what I should start doing on this thread, 'cause I want to do stuff

Oh. You can't link stuff anymore...

Kevin Evans to promo sometime

yea, they do Haz

Twista XL doesn't know what to do 'cuz ge ain't scheduled to even appear on EFNW this week or at the gay PPV. He smokes a spliff.

Cujo and I have been running the show for 2 weeks. If you don't have anything yet, chances are we have something planned. A lot is gonna happen after Path to Power. Regardless, still do stuff. I can't get everyone on the show every week.

Harry, just do Dustin Shore stuff. Adam, maybe if you actually did shit in the first place.

Rape Cat wrote:

Cujo and I have been running the show for 2 weeks. If you don't have anything yet, chances are we have something planned. A lot is gonna happen after Path to Power. Regardless, still do stuff. I can't get everyone on the show every week.

Harry, just do Dustin Shore stuff. Adam, maybe if you actually did shit in the first place.

Post as much as most people here.