EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil

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Cyrus T wrote:

Future TJ wrote:: *Cairo walks up to Cyrus and shakes his hand*

Cairo: Ah yes our current World Champion, Mr. Black. How are you?

Cyrus Black: I am fantastic. Still on top of the world and all that crap. I just figured since it wasn't urgent enough for you to properly introduce yourself to me that I would go ahead and take the initative. And since I heard Surge getting into it with both you and Riff, I was curious to see why.

Cyrus looks back at Surge, who still has his pants off.

Cyrus Black: And from the looks of things, I think I'm rather glad I missed whatever went down.

Cairo: *Sighs* Insubordination runs amok no matter what company you're in. Surge seems like he's going to be a handful...

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:18 pm

Future TJ wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Future TJ wrote:: *Cairo walks up to Cyrus and shakes his hand*

Cairo: Ah yes our current World Champion, Mr. Black. How are you?

Cyrus Black: I am fantastic. Still on top of the world and all that crap. I just figured since it wasn't urgent enough for you to properly introduce yourself to me that I would go ahead and take the initative. And since I heard Surge getting into it with both you and Riff, I was curious to see why.

Cyrus looks back at Surge, who still has his pants off.

Cyrus Black: And from the looks of things, I think I'm rather glad I missed whatever went down.

Cairo: *Sighs* Insubordination runs amok no matter what company you're in. Surge seems like he's going to be a handful...

Cyrus Black: You really have no idea, do you? Truth be told, it's rather fortunate that I came in when I did...for your sake. I'm sure you've seen what Surge does to people just for fun...imagine what he'd do to you if you went and pissed him off.

Cyrus sighs as he leans against the wall.

Cyrus Black: Either way, how you decide to handle Surge and the inevitable homicide attempt is your business and not mine. My only concern is handling my own business and repairing the image of EFNW after Harry Jones went and dragged it through the mud with his little lovers' spat with Jarrett Calloway. As long as you don't screw with me, you and I will have no trouble whatsoever.

#1 Contender Posts : 2043 Age : 33

Cairo: Maybe I won't have to "screw with you" if you don't do anything that causes me to interfere. For example if Mr. Nova were to come to me saying that you attacked him even though no match had been taking place, I would be forced to butt in. You understand, don't you?

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:30 pm

Future TJ wrote:: Cairo: Maybe I won't have to "screw with you" if you don't do anything that causes me to interfere. For example if Mr. Nova were to come to me saying that you attacked him even though no match had been taking place, I would be forced to butt in. You understand, don't you?

Cyrus chuckles.

Cyrus Black: You don't know me all that well, do you Cairo? Attacking outside of a match isn't my style. If I'm going to brutalize somebody, it'll be in a wrestling ring between bells. No, no...outside of the ring, I prefer getting into people's heads. Worming my way in and renting space in their skulls. And since there's no rule against that, then there's nothing to fear. But...should someone initiate an attack on me outside of a match, I can't hardly be blamed for defending myself. So any eviseration I may or may not have to inflict is purely above board. And since I wouldn't start a fight outside of the ring, the only time Nova would come up and claim that I did would be when he tells yet another lie. Now, Cairo...you're not one of those GMs who rewards liars and reprobates just to suit your own ends, are you?

Cyrus shakes his head as a smirk crosses his lips.

Cyrus Black: From your tone, you obviously think very highly of my challenger at Pain for Pride. Tell me, what is it about that delusional little douchebag that you find so damn redeeming?

#1 Contender Posts : 2043 Age : 33

Cairo: What I like about him is that he's not Cyrus Black. He's not Twista XL, he's not Surge. He's somebody who isn't on the t-shirts or has his own action figure, and I want to mold him into that guy. After I retire, I want the EFNW world to know just who I was. I want them to think of me as the guy who rejected the status quo and brought in a new generation to EFNW. That's not to say that I'm completely wanting to get rid of all of you. I want to integrate, and people like you are preventing that from happening. When you're old and decrepit, you're still going to want to return and bury any young talent that comes around here. I'm just wanting to prevent that from happening. I believe in equality, Mr. Black, everybody deserves a fair chance. Wouldn't you say the same?

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Future TJ wrote:: Cairo: What I like about him is that he's not Cyrus Black. He's not Twista XL, he's not Surge. He's somebody who isn't on the t-shirts or has his own action figure, and I want to mold him into that guy. After I retire, I want the EFNW world to know just who I was. I want them to think of me as the guy who rejected the status quo and brought in a new generation to EFNW. That's not to say that I'm completely wanting to get rid of all of you. I want to integrate, and people like you are preventing that from happening. When you're old and decrepit, you're still going to want to return and bury any young talent that comes around here. I'm just wanting to prevent that from happening. I believe in equality, Mr. Black, everybody deserves a fair chance. Wouldn't you say the same?

Surge walks in after trashing the hospital he woke up in.

"Neither of us are even 30, you fuck."

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:55 pm

Future TJ wrote:: Cairo: What I like about him is that he's not Cyrus Black. He's not Twista XL, he's not Surge. He's somebody who isn't on the t-shirts or has his own action figure, and I want to mold him into that guy. After I retire, I want the EFNW world to know just who I was. I want them to think of me as the guy who rejected the status quo and brought in a new generation to EFNW. That's not to say that I'm completely wanting to get rid of all of you. I want to integrate, and people like you are preventing that from happening. When you're old and decrepit, you're still going to want to return and bury any young talent that comes around here. I'm just wanting to prevent that from happening. I believe in equality, Mr. Black, everybody deserves a fair chance. Wouldn't you say the same?

Cyrus Black: Oh, I entirely agree that one must always be looking to the future in this business. It's why I've in the past taken younger guys under my wing and helped them grow into the future stars of tomorrow. I'm sure you're familiar with them...

Cyrus pauses as his smirk vanishes.

Cyrus Black: However, even you would agree that there are certain "young lions" that don't deserve to be propped up on that proverbial pedestal. And whether you want to admit it or not, Alex Nova is not one of those men...at least, not yet. The kid's talented, but talent alone doesn't make a man a legend in this sport. Quite frankly, I find that Nova's attitude is a rather terrible one, and not in the captivating or charming kind of way either. He's a liar, a delusion-ridden punk who thinks he's better than everyone without having proven a damn thing to anybody. How this little weasel has any fans is beyond me, and why management seems so gung-ho on supporting him is confusing to say the least.

Cyrus stands up straight as he cracks his knuckles.

Cyrus Black: I'm all for the advancement of the youth generation, because even I know that there'll come a time where I get planted on my head and can't remember what happened. There'll come a time where I'm driven through a table and am unable to get back up due to the sheer pain I'd be feeling. But I refuse to simply hand over the keys to the future to the ungrateful and to the talentless. At Pain for Pride, Nova will have his chance to show the world that he's not the phony tough-guy that I see him as. And if he is as good as he say he is, he'll give me a good fight, maybe even beat me. But if what I believe is the Truth, then I will bury him so far beneath the Road that he'll complain about how hot it gets being next door neighbors to Lucifer.

Cyrus slings his World Title belt over his shoulder.

Cyrus Black: If anybody wants my spot, then they're free to come try and take it from me. Truthfully, I know there'll come a day when somebody does just that, and I've made my peace with that. But I don't think Pain for Pride is that day, and I'm far from dead yet.

#1 Contender Posts : 2043 Age : 33

Cairo: That's the spirit! I just want what's best for the company, Mr. Black, and if it isn't Mr. Nova then it's going to be someone else. I measure a wrestler's worth based on their overall performances, which is why I see Alex Nova up there. As you mentioned, he has undeniable talent and that can't go ignored. Likewise, you have just as much if not more. But I always keep an open mind.

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:13 am

Future TJ wrote:: Cairo: That's the spirit! I just want what's best for the company, Mr. Black, and if it isn't Mr. Nova then it's going to be someone else. I measure a wrestler's worth based on their overall performances, which is why I see Alex Nova up there. As you mentioned, he has undeniable talent and that can't go ignored. Likewise, you have just as much if not more. But I always keep an open mind.

Cyrus Black: Fair enough. I'll keep doing as I have been and defend this title like the champion I am. You keep finding me people to fight and everything else will fall into place. But...just as a suggestion, you might want to find another young talent to mold. Because I'm pretty well determined to kill Nova at Pain for Pride. Either way, you keep finding me challengers that'll give me a fight and you and I will have no problems.

#1 Contender Posts : 2043 Age : 33

Cyrus T wrote:

Future TJ wrote:: Cairo: That's the spirit! I just want what's best for the company, Mr. Black, and if it isn't Mr. Nova then it's going to be someone else. I measure a wrestler's worth based on their overall performances, which is why I see Alex Nova up there. As you mentioned, he has undeniable talent and that can't go ignored. Likewise, you have just as much if not more. But I always keep an open mind.

Cyrus Black: Fair enough. I'll keep doing as I have been and defend this title like the champion I am. You keep finding me people to fight and everything else will fall into place. But...just as a suggestion, you might want to find another young talent to mold. Because I'm pretty well determined to kill Nova at Pain for Pride. Either way, you keep finding me challengers that'll give me a fight and you and I will have no problems.

Cairo: Duly noted, I'll take it into consideration. And of course if you have any suggestions for an opponent, feel free to run them through me at any time. Like I said, I always keep an open mind.

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:02 am

Future TJ wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Future TJ wrote:: Cairo: That's the spirit! I just want what's best for the company, Mr. Black, and if it isn't Mr. Nova then it's going to be someone else. I measure a wrestler's worth based on their overall performances, which is why I see Alex Nova up there. As you mentioned, he has undeniable talent and that can't go ignored. Likewise, you have just as much if not more. But I always keep an open mind.

Cyrus Black: Fair enough. I'll keep doing as I have been and defend this title like the champion I am. You keep finding me people to fight and everything else will fall into place. But...just as a suggestion, you might want to find another young talent to mold. Because I'm pretty well determined to kill Nova at Pain for Pride. Either way, you keep finding me challengers that'll give me a fight and you and I will have no problems.

Cairo: Duly noted, I'll take it into consideration. And of course if you have any suggestions for an opponent, feel free to run them through me at any time. Like I said, I always keep an open mind.

Cyrus Black: Well, I heard that you gave Omega an open contract for a World Title match at any time. While I'm not one for fighting guys who didn't earn the shot, I don't have any other objections to fighting him. If Angel Rodriguez's still crying and moaning about not getting a rematch for the World Title, I'd be more than happy to give him one and then summarily kill him to shut him up. Either way, as long as they earn it, I have no problem defending my title against anybody. I'm an equal opportunity conveyor of mayhem and devastation.

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EFNW EQUINOX
>> The Vixens Cup Preliminary Show <<

1. Lara James def. Cassidy at 5:43 via a Superkick
2. Noeleen Phoenix def. Kelly at 8:25 via a Victory Roll from the Second Rope
3. Zoey def. AJ Lindgren at 3:32, using a Top Rope Hurricanrana to get the job done
4. Gina Koba def. Vera at 8:42 via a TKO at 6:54 by Flap Jacking her opponent into the ringpost.
Not only was Vera knocked out, but she was also BUSTED wide open by this lethal maneuver!
5. Michelle Adams def. Naomi at 0:43 via a Rope Hung Neckbreaker!
6. Ali Walker def. Jessica Evans at 8:43 via a Rear Naked Choke!

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Now stay tuned for EFNW Wrestling ~ !!

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Angel Rodriguez is on the phone to someone.

Eric Lindgren is consoling AJ Lindgren after her Vixen's Cup loss.

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CAW/pic base, color scheme, accomplishment

Hey Marik I doubt you will do this but it is worth a try.

CAW: Kevin Evans - Teddy Hart

Color - Dark Green and Black

Accomplishmet's:
2x EFNW International Champion
1x EFNW Exile Champion
1x EFNW Revolution Champion
10x CWW Hardcore Champion
3x CWW Cruiser-weight Champion
2x Runner up on ECCW DOOM
2x DOOM World Champion
1x ECCW Tag Team Champion

Quote: The Most Dangerous Man On Earth

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OT- I wont be on this week due to exams.

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EFNW WRESTLING PRESENTS
"Everybody is Returning"

Angel Rodriguez opens the show by coming down to the ring and stating that he is NOT intimidated by Marcus Kane! Angel delivers a heartfelt promo based around what he has had to endure in his life, and makes it clear that he will soon siphone Marcus like a candle in the breeze! ... Then the lights go out! Seconds later, the lights go back on and we see Rodriguez curled up in a ball, showing obvious distress! He furiously picks up a microphone and shouts, "I'LL KILL YOU, KANE!"

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Matt Xtreme & Friends vs Fight Money
Non-Title Match, Normal Tag

The match is incredibly fast-paced and is seemingly in favour of "Matt Xtreme & Friends", [Matt Xtreme & El Amazo]. Matt is tagged in by El Amazo after a flurry of offense on Amazo's part ... BAM! The momentum instantly swings when Xtreme gets into the ring & is knocked down by a big right hand from Davis! Xtreme rolls out of the ring and angrily retreats up the entrance ramp, leaving Amazo to fend for himself! Amazo puts up a good fight considering his 2 on 1 predicament but in the end, he can't get the job done. Coty Weston finally puts Amazo away at 10:43 via a Fisherman Suplex from the Top Rope!

Winners: Fight Money

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When EFNW Wrestling comes back from a commercial break we see Matt Xtreme; leader of "Matt Xtreme & Friends" standing somewhere in the backstage area with El Amazo. Despite Amazo's phenomenal efforts against Fight Money, Matt finds it necessary to spit in Amazo's face and tell Amazo that he is responsible for their loss against Fight Money. Xtreme tells Amazo that is he performs like 'that' at Pain For Pride, Matt will make it his personal vendetta to end Amazo's career!

Angel Rodriguez is lurking through the backstage area with a crowbar, searching for Marcus Kane. He continuously whispers to himself, "I'm not intimidated!"

The fans are all quizzically gazing at the titantron together in unison when EFNW Wrestling goes back on the air. For whatever reason there is a crown figuratively rotating in a clockwise angle on the tron. Then, a countdown begins to play.

10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... "KING OF MY WORLD" ~ !!

"IT'S NEVILLE RYAN", cries Tyson Shooter at the commentary desk! Neville Ryan emerges from the backstage area and receives a huge ovation from the EFNW Wrestling fans in attendance! Ryan walks down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring with an ear-to-ear grin in tact. He smiles, feeding off the applause of the EFNW fans ... but then, the lights dim down. The text on the titantron that reads "KING OF MY WORLD" curiously rearranges itself to say, "KING OF THE MOTHERFUCKING STREETS" ...

Everybody in the arena splooges their pants in unison, because we all know what this means: TWISTA XL IS BACK IN EFNW WRESTLING! Twista emerges down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring, but there is no theatrics tonight! No, Twista means all business. He intently stares at Neville Ryan, eye-to-eye, for what seems like 20 minutes! The tension is at an all time high as EFNW Wrestling goes to a commercial break!

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Dustin Shore vs Alex Nova
Singles Match

Alex Nova is the first man to make his entrance and as usual, he is booed out of the arena by the EFNW Wrestling fans. Nova is standing in the centre of the ring, anticipating Shore's entrance ... but it never happens. In fact, Shore's theme music plays through three times before the EFNW Wrestling officials realize that Dustin isn't going to be in attendance at tonight's event ... and all fingers are pointing towards Harry Jones!

All of the speculations are vindicated when "The Tyrant" Harry Jones appears on the titantron, standing over an unconscious Dustin Shore! Harry sadistically laughs, before telling Shore that he is nothing but a physical representation for what the EFNW Wrestling fans are capable of doing. Then, to everybodies shock, Jones pours a can of gasoline over Dustin's unconscious body. After a moment or two of indecision, Jones decides not to strike a match because according to him, "There is no point burning somebody out of pity".

On his way out the door, Harry Jones kicks Dustin's puppy ... Just for lulz.

Winner by Forfeit: Alex Nova

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Robert Cairo makes his way down to the ring, sporting the briefcase; suit; bowtie, the whole corporate douchebag look. Cairo enters the ring and enlightens the EFNW fans about a bunch of bullshit which nobody cares about. Robert rants on for literally ten minutes before he is finally interrupted ...

... BY SURGE~!!! Oh mios dios, Surge is back! Surge makes his way down the entrance ramp to a huge ovation from the EFNW faithful! "Go away Surge, I fired you!", cries Robert Cairo, but Surge simply ignores his former boss and continues to close the gap! Surge slides into the ring - BAM! Cairo connects with a shot to Surge's skull with his briefcase, but Surge simply shrugs it off and delivers a stern kick to Robert's genitalia! Surge then follows up his offense by executing the Murder Bay Plunge!

Surge starts tea-bagging Cairo's body as EFNW Wrestling goes to a commercial break.

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Michael DeJesus vs Marcus Kane
Singles Match

This match is an absolute war! The match is a twenty minute classic and Michael DeJesus seemingly has the upper hand in the final stages. He has Marcus perched on the top rope in position for a Superplex - NO! Marcus counters by gripping Michael's throat and follows up with an Earth-shattering chokeslam! Kane crawls in for the cover; One ... Two ... Thr - NO! DeJesus somehow finds a way to kick out! Showing signs of frustration, Kane pulls DeJesus to his feet and seals the deal with a Tombstone Piledriver!

Winner: Marcus Kane

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Once the match has concluded, Demon is so torn that he can barely stand! Then, to add insult to injury ... Angel Rodriguez' theme music begins to play! Angel rushes down to the ring with a seven foot man by his side. The two men begin beating down on Marcus which lasts a surprisingly long time. Angel seals the deal by hitting the El Nino Planter and then shouts at his fallen foe, "DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION NOW?"

Fight Money cut a promo about being the best tag team in the industry & all that good stuff.

Omega announces that he has been granted permission to step in as EFNW Assistant GM, due to Robert Cairo's "situation". He announces that in tonight's main event he will face Cyrus Black in a 60 Minute Iron Man Match for the EFNW Wrestling Championship!

Casey Anomaly & Riff Radley have the greatest brawl to ever happen in professional wrestling. Legit.

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Cyrus Black vs Omega
60 Minute Iron Man Match
EFNW Wrestling Championship

After 59 Minutes of awesome wrestling, the score is tied at 0 - 0: Yes, that's right, neither man has succeeded in scoring a pinfall! It looks as if Omega has this match in the bag after executing a 100% Bomb! Omega crawls into a lazy Missionary Cover, which provides an opportunity for Cyrus to apply a Triangle Choke. Cyrus grabs that opportunity by the balls and makes Omega tap out with 2 seconds left in the match!

Winner & still the EFNW Wrestling Champion: Cyrus Black

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We cut to the backstage area and see Twista XL engaged in a fiery stare-off with Neville Ryan for the second time of the night. What is the reason behind this sudden animosity? You do NOT want to miss the next exciting episode of EFNW Wrestling!

OT: Didn't have enough time to edit this shit. Marik, you fucking owe me!

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Zoey watches all the highlights of the Vixens compete on EFNW last night, and is keeping an eye out for some real competition, she then heads out to the gym.

Alex Nova walks around chuckling at the pathetic Dustin Shore, burning to ash

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Noeleen Phoenix
Happy with her win over Kelly whom she had beef with. Noeleen wastes no time and heads on down to the gym to wrestle in the practice ring.

OT- someone repleh. i is bored

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Omega is currently sitting in Cairo's desk, playing around with his pencils. Cairo likes them all straight, but Omega isn't putting them back straight! OH MY GOD he did NOT just do that! Oh yeah, his title is on the desk too, and he thinks of why he just HAD to tap with 2 seconds left.

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OOC - Hazza, great debut/return for Ryan/XL, couldn't have been done better.

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:24 pm

Surgeta wrote:: In that case gimmie the CAW/pic base, color scheme, accomplishments and some shit to put in the middle.

Caw - Lara James

Pic Base - Michelle Rodriguez

Colour Scheme - Purple

Accomplishments - I dont think i can remember any.... Or at least to the correct amounts... soo.... CWW Hall of Fame Vixen, 2 time Vixens Champion, 2 time Dimes Champion, Longest reigning Dimes Champion... i don't know. make some shit up! ahah

Thing in the middle - That Mother F*cking, Rough, Tough Chick!... if you cant fit the obseneties in, then just "That Rough Tough Chick!"

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The crowd boo raucously as Angel Rodriguez comes into view, spreading his arms wide to show off his finely cut abdominal muscles, the mystery 7 foot bodyguard at his side. A-Rod then points to the sky and as he does so, silver pyro rockets fly into the air, prompting both men to walk down the ramp and slide into the squared circle. Once there, the bodyguard grabs Consisto's microphone and hands it to Rodriguez, who adresses the EFNW audience in attendance.

AR: Ola amigos, my name is 'El Nino Maravilla', Angel Rodriguez, and I am the next EFNW World champion. And as you all saw on the last episode of EFNW, I am not intimidated by Marcus Kane. And that is because I have something that Robert Cairo would not afford me the honour of having, a 7 foot giant in my corner.

Angel hands the microphone over to his bodyguard, who speaks next.

VE: My name is Victor Elias. I'm 7 foot tall, 420 pounds and I'm a former Marine. Marcus Kane, if you really want to get in a fistfight with me, like you've been doing with my buddy, Angel, then you're on a one-way street to pain. Got that? Good.

Victor passes the microphone back to A-Rod, who smiles.

AR: Marcus, good luck getting out of the beatdown you're going to get at Pain for Pride. Adios, amigos.

Angel and Elias raise their arms in the air and then leave, as Angel's music plays over the PA system once again.

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:45 pm

Lara James - *Happy about her win last night, she is in catering drinking a red bull, after having a conversation with a backstage worker she knew when she used to know in another company*

Gina Koba - *In the gym , training, because after her complete domination and destruction of Vera last night, she needs to keep up her beastly skills in order to win the Vixens cup, which she knows is going to happen*

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Neville Ryan is backstage pacing one of the hallways in anger after his debut was ruined by a "street urchin"

#1 Contender Posts : 2043 Age : 33

off: Wait, Surge never got fired by Cairo. You lie, Hazza, you 12 year old chicken fuck.

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