EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil

Surgeta wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

In that case gimmie the CAW/pic base, color scheme, accomplishments and some shit to put in the middle.

How about Alex Shelley as Will Williams, Black/White ish, 1x Crush World Heavyweight Champion, 1x ECCW Legends Champion, 1x ECCW Hardcore Champion, 2010 ECCW King of the Ring, ECCW Tag Team Champion. Choose whatever you want to put in there.

Oh, and the quote: "If You Want Beef, He'll Bring The Ruckus".

Thanks, babe.

Off the top of my head I can remember we won the Crush titles once and the Undisputed Titles twice, Tag Team of the Year for 2010, and you also won Match of the Year, Promo of the Year and maybe one more thing.

Your sig' on Bob2's forum had "The Invention of Jobbing" staring HHH and an emoticon of a banana that when set to some Britney Spears song would dance perfectly in-sync.

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

I doubt it, but if only Marik a.k.a. Surge could make one for Omega...

Fill out the requirements and sure.

Wrong. It was Crash Bandicoot. And yeah put those in too if you want.

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus sighs as he pats Twista on the shoulder.

Cyrus Black: Yeah, yeah...I really don't blame you. I just like screwing with your head, that's all. As far as Alex Nova...yeah, he won some stupid gauntlet match or whatever and now he's got a World Title match against me at the next PPV. It's annoying, to say the least...especially considering how rock-stupid Nova's been over the last couple of weeks.

Twista XL: Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Bro, if you don't retain against Nova, I'mma kick you in the nuts. Hard. I mean it.

Cyrus Black: If I don't retain, I'll let you kick me in the nuts. Seriously, though, this kid's trying to act all badass and short-sell me...ME, of all people! And above all else, it seems that everything he says is some new brand of idiotic. Oh yes, it will be a pleasure dumping him on his head.

Twista XL: I understand being a 'badass' is his 'thing' but seriously if you were the believe the shit he spews out you'd actually be under the impression that the roster is nothing but scrubs. Give him a kick for me man, I hate assholes like that.

OOC - He literally does bury everyone

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus sighs as he pats Twista on the shoulder.

Cyrus Black: Yeah, yeah...I really don't blame you. I just like screwing with your head, that's all. As far as Alex Nova...yeah, he won some stupid gauntlet match or whatever and now he's got a World Title match against me at the next PPV. It's annoying, to say the least...especially considering how rock-stupid Nova's been over the last couple of weeks.

Twista XL: Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Bro, if you don't retain against Nova, I'mma kick you in the nuts. Hard. I mean it.

Cyrus Black: If I don't retain, I'll let you kick me in the nuts. Seriously, though, this kid's trying to act all badass and short-sell me...ME, of all people! And above all else, it seems that everything he says is some new brand of idiotic. Oh yes, it will be a pleasure dumping him on his head.

Twista XL: I understand being a 'badass' is his 'thing' but seriously if you were the believe the shit he spews out you'd actually be under the impression that the roster is nothing but scrubs. Give him a kick for me man, I hate assholes like that.

OOC - He literally does bury everyone

Cyrus Black: I'll do you one better. I'll give him a Storming the Gates DDT for you. Or maybe the Nail in the Coffin...I do love that moonsault double-foot stomp of mine. Ooh! Maybe a good old-fashioned Delusion Crusher! Haven't used that in awhile!

Future TJ wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

In that case gimmie the CAW/pic base, color scheme, accomplishments and some shit to put in the middle.

How about Alex Shelley as Will Williams, Black/White ish, 1x Crush World Heavyweight Champion, 1x ECCW Legends Champion, 1x ECCW Hardcore Champion, 2010 ECCW King of the Ring, ECCW Tag Team Champion. Choose whatever you want to put in there.

Oh, and the quote: "If You Want Beef, He'll Bring The Ruckus".

Thanks, babe.

Off the top of my head I can remember we won the Crush titles once and the Undisputed Titles twice, Tag Team of the Year for 2010, and you also won Match of the Year, Promo of the Year and maybe one more thing.

Your sig' on Bob2's forum had "The Invention of Jobbing" staring HHH and an emoticon of a banana that when set to some Britney Spears song would dance perfectly in-sync.

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

I doubt it, but if only Marik a.k.a. Surge could make one for Omega...

Fill out the requirements and sure.

Wrong. It was Crash Bandicoot. And yeah put those in too if you want.

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' ta fuck wit'.

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus sighs as he pats Twista on the shoulder.

Cyrus Black: Yeah, yeah...I really don't blame you. I just like screwing with your head, that's all. As far as Alex Nova...yeah, he won some stupid gauntlet match or whatever and now he's got a World Title match against me at the next PPV. It's annoying, to say the least...especially considering how rock-stupid Nova's been over the last couple of weeks.

Twista XL: Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Bro, if you don't retain against Nova, I'mma kick you in the nuts. Hard. I mean it.

Cyrus Black: If I don't retain, I'll let you kick me in the nuts. Seriously, though, this kid's trying to act all badass and short-sell me...ME, of all people! And above all else, it seems that everything he says is some new brand of idiotic. Oh yes, it will be a pleasure dumping him on his head.

Twista XL: I understand being a 'badass' is his 'thing' but seriously if you were the believe the shit he spews out you'd actually be under the impression that the roster is nothing but scrubs. Give him a kick for me man, I hate assholes like that.

OOC - He literally does bury everyone

Cyrus Black: I'll do you one better. I'll give him a Storming the Gates DDT for you. Or maybe the Nail in the Coffin...I do love that moonsault double-foot stomp of mine. Ooh! Maybe a good old-fashioned Delusion Crusher! Haven't used that in awhile!

Twista XL: Just kill him man. Kill him. KILL HIM! So, what have you been doing since I left? Other than beating Jones?

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus sighs as he pats Twista on the shoulder.

Cyrus Black: Yeah, yeah...I really don't blame you. I just like screwing with your head, that's all. As far as Alex Nova...yeah, he won some stupid gauntlet match or whatever and now he's got a World Title match against me at the next PPV. It's annoying, to say the least...especially considering how rock-stupid Nova's been over the last couple of weeks.

Twista XL: Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Bro, if you don't retain against Nova, I'mma kick you in the nuts. Hard. I mean it.

Cyrus Black: If I don't retain, I'll let you kick me in the nuts. Seriously, though, this kid's trying to act all badass and short-sell me...ME, of all people! And above all else, it seems that everything he says is some new brand of idiotic. Oh yes, it will be a pleasure dumping him on his head.

Twista XL: I understand being a 'badass' is his 'thing' but seriously if you were the believe the shit he spews out you'd actually be under the impression that the roster is nothing but scrubs. Give him a kick for me man, I hate assholes like that.

OOC - He literally does bury everyone

Cyrus Black: I'll do you one better. I'll give him a Storming the Gates DDT for you. Or maybe the Nail in the Coffin...I do love that moonsault double-foot stomp of mine. Ooh! Maybe a good old-fashioned Delusion Crusher! Haven't used that in awhile!

Twista XL: Just kill him man. Kill him. KILL HIM! So, what have you been doing since I left? Other than beating Jones?

Cyrus Black: Not much. Pretty much owning EFNW since you and I had our epic match to unify the titles. Sent Jones packing and he's now dealing with Dustin Shore. And it seems that Robert Cairo guy who won the Revolution Title went and became the guy who makes the calls around here. Pretty much everybody and their grandmother have been knocking on his door asking for stuff. Surprisingly, he hasn't talked to me once. Kinda weird...

Future TJ wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

In that case gimmie the CAW/pic base, color scheme, accomplishments and some shit to put in the middle.

How about Alex Shelley as Will Williams, Black/White ish, 1x Crush World Heavyweight Champion, 1x ECCW Legends Champion, 1x ECCW Hardcore Champion, 2010 ECCW King of the Ring, ECCW Tag Team Champion. Choose whatever you want to put in there.

Oh, and the quote: "If You Want Beef, He'll Bring The Ruckus".

Thanks, babe.

Off the top of my head I can remember we won the Crush titles once and the Undisputed Titles twice, Tag Team of the Year for 2010, and you also won Match of the Year, Promo of the Year and maybe one more thing.

Your sig' on Bob2's forum had "The Invention of Jobbing" staring HHH and an emoticon of a banana that when set to some Britney Spears song would dance perfectly in-sync.

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

I doubt it, but if only Marik a.k.a. Surge could make one for Omega...

Fill out the requirements and sure.

Wrong. It was Crash Bandicoot. And yeah put those in too if you want.

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' ta fuck wit'.

hope u savd sum dat 4 me bby

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

Cairo: *Rubbing his chin in thought* How would Radley Corp like to work for the General Manager? I've already got Omega, but more doesn't hurt. You guys do what I tell you, I pay you $xxx,xxx. So?

Surge walks into the room with his dick swinging out of his shorts.

"Ay, faggots."

Cairo: Excuse me?

off: Every brilliant feud needs to start off with "Ay Faggots".

Surge notices his dick out and shoves it back into his shorts.

"It has a mind of it's own."

Surge stretches out the hand that he just touched his crotch with to Cairo, prolly for a shake or something.

"My name's Surge. Surge Johnson. Mr. Surge Johnson. Mr. Surge Johnson Sama. Dr. Mr. Surge Johnson Sama. And I assume you're the faggot who now runs this company?"

AR: I can see you're about to be very busy, Mr. Cairo, so I'll leave. And Riff, thank you for the offer, but I saw you offer Marcus Kane the exact same thing, so I'll decline. But I have a contingency plan and you'll see what that is very soon.

Angel leaves Cairo's office.

Off: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What ever happened to the rule of ignorance? Angel never saw Riff and Marcus talk, you did. No fair!

RifRad wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

Cairo: *Rubbing his chin in thought* How would Radley Corp like to work for the General Manager? I've already got Omega, but more doesn't hurt. You guys do what I tell you, I pay you $xxx,xxx. So?

Surge walks into the room with his dick swinging out of his shorts.

"Ay, faggots."

Cairo: Excuse me?

off: Every brilliant feud needs to start off with "Ay Faggots".

Surge notices his dick out and shoves it back into his shorts.

"It has a mind of it's own."

Surge stretches out the hand that he just touched his crotch with to Cairo, prolly for a shake or something.

"My name's Surge. Surge Johnson. Mr. Surge Johnson. Mr. Surge Johnson Sama. Dr. Mr. Surge Johnson Sama. And I assume you're the faggot who now runs this company?"

AR: I can see you're about to be very busy, Mr. Cairo, so I'll leave. And Riff, thank you for the offer, but I saw you offer Marcus Kane the exact same thing, so I'll decline. But I have a contingency plan and you'll see what that is very soon.

Angel leaves Cairo's office.

Off: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What ever happened to the rule of ignorance? Angel never saw Riff and Marcus talk, you did. No fair!

*Completely ignoring Surge.*

Riff Radley
"Seeing as that went down the drain, I would love to be your help sir! In fact, I'll reduce the price of them greatly if you allow me to put them as Angel's guards during his match against Marcus!"

*Riff keeps a smile on, brief case still slightly raised.*

Surge, of course, doesn't like being ignored. He was never loved as a kid and now he's acting out. So, instead, he walks up to Riff and wraps his arms around him before breathing heavily into his ear.

"Remember when you and your homies put me out for a while? When you were kinda just rampaging around like retarded kids, thinking there would be no ramifications? Just remember this: there are no brakes on the rape train."

Surge keeps holding Riff and breathing into his ear.

"No brakes."

Cairo: *Slams his hand on his desk* Enough! I do not stand for any fighting outside the ring. Surge, if you have an issue with Mr. Radley please feel free to file a complaint against him. *Pulls a form from a drawer* Submit it to the dropbox outside my office and I will review it as soon as possible. *Hands Surge the form*

Surgeta wrote:

RifRad wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

Cairo: *Rubbing his chin in thought* How would Radley Corp like to work for the General Manager? I've already got Omega, but more doesn't hurt. You guys do what I tell you, I pay you $xxx,xxx. So?

Surge walks into the room with his dick swinging out of his shorts.

"Ay, faggots."

Cairo: Excuse me?

off: Every brilliant feud needs to start off with "Ay Faggots".

Surge notices his dick out and shoves it back into his shorts.

"It has a mind of it's own."

Surge stretches out the hand that he just touched his crotch with to Cairo, prolly for a shake or something.

"My name's Surge. Surge Johnson. Mr. Surge Johnson. Mr. Surge Johnson Sama. Dr. Mr. Surge Johnson Sama. And I assume you're the faggot who now runs this company?"

AR: I can see you're about to be very busy, Mr. Cairo, so I'll leave. And Riff, thank you for the offer, but I saw you offer Marcus Kane the exact same thing, so I'll decline. But I have a contingency plan and you'll see what that is very soon.

Angel leaves Cairo's office.

Off: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What ever happened to the rule of ignorance? Angel never saw Riff and Marcus talk, you did. No fair!

*Completely ignoring Surge.*

Riff Radley
"Seeing as that went down the drain, I would love to be your help sir! In fact, I'll reduce the price of them greatly if you allow me to put them as Angel's guards during his match against Marcus!"

*Riff keeps a smile on, brief case still slightly raised.*

Surge, of course, doesn't like being ignored. He was never loved as a kid and now he's acting out. So, instead, he walks up to Riff and wraps his arms around him before breathing heavily into his ear.

"Remember when you and your homies put me out for a while? When you were kinda just rampaging around like retarded kids, thinking there would be no ramifications? Just remember this: there are no brakes on the rape train."

Surge keeps holding Riff and breathing into his ear.

"No brakes."

Riff looks at Surge's mask.

"Dammit, did Cyrus not give you your meds today? Why must I always have to do it."

Without further ado, Riff spins Surge around, bends him over, pulls his(Surge's) pants down, opens up his brief case and pulls out a massive needle which he proceeds to ram into Surge's ass. Riff puts the needle away and stands up.

"That should do it. Now run along and go murder someone, specifically Casey."

Surge has done so much drugs that he has built up a selective immunity if he doesn't want to be drugged. Surge looks at Cairo, before looking at the form, then back at Cairo, then back to Riff.

Quote :

Kill, them, Surge. Kill them all.

"Maybe I will..."

Surge lets go of Riff before grabbing the form from Cairo. He grabs a pen from a holder on Cairo's desk before throwing it on the ground, then filling out the form. Cairo looks at Surge, but Surge doesn't give a fuck.

Quote :

NAME: Surge Johnson

TITLE: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea? I don't fucking know.

ADDRESS: 86 Murderdrive

CITY/STATE: Rapeville, Omsk

E-MAIL: surgeloveswill@gmail.com

PHONE: 1-800-RAPE-ALL

COMPLAINT: I stubbed my toe. Riff Radley is a piece of shit and I'm going to murder him. Peter Linch is a faggot. So is Robert Cairo.

He hands the form to Cairo before throwing the pen hard enough into the wall so that it stabs in and stays there.

*Cairo facepalms as he reads the form*
Cairo: You think you're funny, don't you?

Cyrus, having apparently finished his conversation with Twista XL (least for the moment), is walking down the hall as he passes by Cairo's office, where he sees Cairo, Riff Radley with a needle at his feet, and a pants-less Surge.

Cyrus Black: Seems like I missed one hell of a bizzare-ass party...

Surgeta wrote:

Fill out the requirements and sure.

Quote: 100% Skill, 100% Power, 100% Fucking Annihilation

Titles: 1x CWW Cage Champion, 1x EFNW Television Champion, 1x 3XW Television Champion, 1x Rising Stars World Champion, CWW Slammy Award Nominee

Color Scheme: Redish

Future TJ wrote:

*Cairo facepalms as he reads the form*
Cairo: You think you're funny, don't you?

Surge walks up to Cairo, looking down at him.

"Maybe."

He pulls Cairo in for a kinda sexual harassment hug, but since EFNW has such lax sexual harassment policies, it doesn't matter and breaths hard in his ear.

"I'm going to ride a bicycle of pain and fear into your asshole."

Surgeta wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

*Cairo facepalms as he reads the form*
Cairo: You think you're funny, don't you?

Surge walks up to Cairo, looking down at him.

"Maybe."

He pulls Cairo in for a kinda sexual harassment hug, but since EFNW has such lax sexual harassment policies, it doesn't matter and breaths hard in his ear.

"I'm going to ride a bicycle of pain and fear into your asshole."

*Unintimidated, Cairo pulls Surge in even closer*

Cairo: Everyone in this company is afraid of you, Surge. Not just the wrestlers, the poor interviewers, the crewmen, the guys who sell popcorn, everyone. Except me. Travis Jones isn't around anymore to turn his head whenever you do something. So you can keep going around, harassing honest workers like Riff Radley and Alex Nova but just know that there will be consequences.

*Cairo shoves Surge away from him*

off:

Future TJ wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

*Cairo facepalms as he reads the form*
Cairo: You think you're funny, don't you?

Surge walks up to Cairo, looking down at him.

"Maybe."

He pulls Cairo in for a kinda sexual harassment hug, but since EFNW has such lax sexual harassment policies, it doesn't matter and breaths hard in his ear.

"I'm going to ride a bicycle of pain and fear into your asshole."

*Unintimidated, Cairo pulls Surge in even closer*

Cairo: Everyone in this company is afraid of you, Surge. Not just the wrestlers, the poor interviewers, the crewmen, the guys who sell popcorn, everyone. Except me. Travis Jones isn't around anymore to turn his head whenever you do something. So you can keep going around, harassing honest workers like Riff Radley and Alex Nova but just know that there will be consequences.

*Cairo shoves Surge away from him*

off:

Surge is pushed right into Cyrus, who's been in the doorway throughout this whole exchange.

Cyrus Black: Wow...I'm almost impressed. Our latest overseer actually has balls! Surge, you might want to hold off on murdering this one. He's actually somewhat interesting.

Cyrus shakes his head and shrugs.

Cyrus Black: Riff, I would say it's good to see you but I'm pretty sure you'd require that I sign a contract to say that. And Robert...I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Cyrus, the guy who pretty well owns this company.

*Cairo walks up to Cyrus and shakes his hand*

Cairo: Ah yes our current World Champion, Mr. Black. How are you?

Future TJ wrote:

*Cairo walks up to Cyrus and shakes his hand*

Cairo: Ah yes our current World Champion, Mr. Black. How are you?

Cyrus Black: I am fantastic. Still on top of the world and all that crap. I just figured since it wasn't urgent enough for you to properly introduce yourself to me that I would go ahead and take the initative. And since I heard Surge getting into it with both you and Riff, I was curious to see why.

Cyrus looks back at Surge, who still has his pants off.

Cyrus Black: And from the looks of things, I think I'm rather glad I missed whatever went down.

Surge wakes up in a hospital.

"WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING??"

Cyrus T wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

*Cairo walks up to Cyrus and shakes his hand*

Cairo: Ah yes our current World Champion, Mr. Black. How are you?

Cyrus Black: I am fantastic. Still on top of the world and all that crap. I just figured since it wasn't urgent enough for you to properly introduce yourself to me that I would go ahead and take the initative. And since I heard Surge getting into it with both you and Riff, I was curious to see why.

Cyrus looks back at Surge, who still has his pants off.

Cyrus Black: And from the looks of things, I think I'm rather glad I missed whatever went down.

Off: Cyrus, I think I'm gonna message you real quick. If you respond, I probably won't tonight, but you know. Gotta go study for exams.

RifRad wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

*Cairo walks up to Cyrus and shakes his hand*

Cairo: Ah yes our current World Champion, Mr. Black. How are you?

Cyrus Black: I am fantastic. Still on top of the world and all that crap. I just figured since it wasn't urgent enough for you to properly introduce yourself to me that I would go ahead and take the initative. And since I heard Surge getting into it with both you and Riff, I was curious to see why.

Cyrus looks back at Surge, who still has his pants off.

Cyrus Black: And from the looks of things, I think I'm rather glad I missed whatever went down.

*Riff glares at Cyrus before putting a contract on Cairo's desk.*

Riff Radley
"Contact me when you have this done. I'd prefer not standing in this room anymore."

*Not taking his eyes off of Cyrus, Riff walks out, briefcase in hand and juicers behind.*

Off: Cyrus, I think I'm gonna message you real quick. If you respond, I probably won't tonight, but you know. Gotta go study for exams.

Cyrus notices Riff's glare and shrugs.

Cyrus Black: Eh, add him to the list of people who don't like me. Man, that list is really getting long...