EFNW Wrestling >> "Chronicles of Extreme"

The cameras open to the Comcast Center in College Park, Maryland as EFNW Wrestling is set to begin. The fans are on their feet as the pyro erupts from the stage, signalling the beginning of the show. We can hear the cheers all throughout the arena as the camera does a round trip of the audience, showing fans holding up signs that support their favorite wrestler or insult their least favorite, particularly being Jarrett Calloway. The camera eventually settles back on the stage where one last display of pyro goes off, officially beginning the show. As the pyro dies down and the crowd settles, we're brought to the commentator's table where Tyson Shooter and Bob Sparks hype up tonight's show.

Tim Taylor and Casey Anomaly [The All American Nightmare] open the show by discussing their future in EFNW, both stating that they will never relinquish the EFNW Tag Team Championships. However, they are interrupted by Coty Weston and William Davis [Fight Money] who decide to test the method of their madness. William says that tonight in Maryland, they are going to cash in their #1 Contendership in a match against the Tag Team Champions. Casey happily accepts the challenge, despite a slight lack of communication with Tim, who isn't as keen to wrestle against Fight Money at this very moment. But, he has no choice but to proceed with the match.

Fight Money vs All American Nightmare (c) -- EFNW Tag Team Championship Match
After fifteen minutes of great tag team action, it looks like Casey Anomaly is about to secure a victory over William Davis. Casey hooks William's arms and is about to hit the Corrupted until - BAM! Tim Taylor sends Casey flying with a Pump Kick! William drapes his arm across Casey's chest; One...Two...Three! We have got new tag team champions, but more importantly, Tim Taylor has screwed Casey Anomaly! As Fight Money retreat up the entrance ramp with their newly won gold, Tim locks in the Ankle Lock onto Anomaly for 30 seconds, before exiting ringside.

The new EFNW TV Champion and the most dominate man on the planet, Omega, cuts an incredibly arrogant backstage promo. Omega is finally silenced when Robert Robinson smashes a Kendo Stick across Omega's skull various times, getting retribution for last Wednesday's edition of Equinox.

Alex Nova & Michael DeJesus vs. Kevin Evans & Hardcore Demon
A great back and forth contest. DeJesus and Nova dominated the early stages cutting off the ring and not allowing Evans to tag in Demon. The two men made constant tags until Evans nails DeJesus with a flying forearm smash. Demon is tagged in and DeJesus tags Nova as escape. The fresh Demon cleans house and is closing in on a win when DeJesus tags Nova when he bounces off the ropes without Demon noticing. Hardcore Demon delivers an ground-breaking chokeslam to Nova, but he doesn't realize that DeJesus is the legal man! As Hardcore Demon goes in for the cover, Michael punts Demon in the temple and gets the three count!

Harry Jones and Jarrett Calloway have the official contract signing for their match at Powerplay. Everybody in the arena wants to see Jarrett Calloway get hurt in one way or another, but Jones manages to contain himself and tells Calloway that he will wait until Powerplay, which is when justice will finally be served to all the wrestlers whose careers ended at the hands of Calloway. Jarrett replies, followed by Harry, and the tension irises to all new heights. The segment ends when Jarrett rips off an EFNW Turn Buckle and spits on it, meaning a lot (symbolically).

Twista XL vs ??? -- Pick Your Poison
Twista's opponent is ... SURGE! Surge has the element of surprise on his side and he completely dominates Twista in the early stages of the match. Things go from bad to worse for XL when Surge flapjacks Twista, sending him head-first into the ring post which busts Twista wide open. It seems that Surge has the definite victory secured, until Twista counters the Murder Bay Plunge by slipping off of Surge's shoulders and connecting with a neck breaker. As Surge staggers to his feet, XL rolls over Surge's shoulders and pins Surge with a Victory Cradle. Twista gets the three count and survives an absolute massacre! After the match, Surge trashes ringside, once again displaying his newfound arrogant personality. Suddenly, Dan Maskell jumps the barricade and smashes a steel chair across Surge's skull, before executing the Mount Fuji Facial as EFNW Wrestling goes to a commercial break.

EFNW Wrestling comes back on the air and after a hard fought loss to the EFNW Champion, Twista XL, the defeated former Extreme Heavyweight Champion, Surge, is seen going ramped around ringside. The masked maniac is obviously unhappy and is taking it out on everything in sight. Fans, stairs, commentator table, commentator, everything. Surge takes a fan from ringside and throws him into the ring. He is ready to nail him with a Murder Bay Plunge when the theme music of Dan Maskell blares to the fans delight. Surge releases him and he escapes as Surge turns to the stage waiting for Dan Maskell as the crowd go wild, but he doesn’t come out, instead he jumps the barrier and nails Surge with the Tramp Stamp! Maskell then proceeds to get on the mic and explain his actions. He talks about how he once respected Surge, but he has since seen the light and knows that Surge is nothing but a wanker! He talks about how Surge think he’s untouchable, well Maskell plans on proving that wrong. Because when he is given the chance to face Surge one-on-one, he’s going to pin him one, two, three. Surge begins to stir and Maskell hits him with the Taylor Swift Suplex before leaving as the crowd go nuts!

Marcelo Evans vs Local Athlete
The match is quick and ends when Evans executes the Starstruck Kick.

A not 100% Casey Anomaly appears on the tron, and speaks directly to Tim Taylor; the man who screwed Anomaly out of the Tag Team Championships earlier in the night. Casey says that after getting the pinfall in every single title defense, the only reason Tim attacked Anomaly is because of pure jealousy. He concludes the promo by saying, "See you at No More Sorrow, Timmy".

A hype video for No More Sorrow plays on the titantron.

Cyrus Black vs ??? -- Pick Your Poison
Twista XL comes out to the ring and announces Cyrus Black's opponent ... DUSTIN SHORE! Nobody can believe their eyes! Dustin Shore in EFNW- OH MA GAWD ! The match is a 25 minute classic and it seems like things could go either way on the 25 minute mark. However, Twista XL shockingly delivers a roundhouse kick to Black whilst he is perched on the top rope. Cyrus angrily looks at Twista as if to say, "Why?", and the distraction is enough for Dustin to capitalize by delivering a hard body shot, before climbing to middle rope and executing the Shore Leave. Dustin crawls in for the cover; One...Two...Three! Dustin Shore has defeated the EFNW Extreme Heavyweight Champion! Dustin exits ringside after an incredible debut match, leaving Twista and Cyrus in the ring.

"No hard feelings", exclaims Twista, "All is fair in love and war, homie". Twista grasps onto the EFNW Extreme Heavyweight Championship with a smile on his face, before dropping it onto Cyrus's chest. XL leaves ringside with the EFNW World Championship hoisted above his head as EFNW Wrestling goes off the air!

Confirmed For Next Week:

- Angel Rodriguez in action