EFNW Wrestling >> "Chronicles of Extreme"

Noeleen Phoenix
Noeleen frowns at Casey and sets her bags down where she is standing and walks over to her locker room and pulls off the t-shirt from her door. She looks at it for a moment deciding if she should wear it or not and then puts it on over her t-shirt from the gym.

On a scale to one to douchebag how stupid do I look?

Casey Anomaly
*he turns to see if some low life crew member decided to jack the free shirt but when he sees Noeleen he laughs and turns around*
I'm gonna go with about a 4

Casey Anomaly
*he nods*
You. Once Travis Jones had one of his little trainers running to his door with a broken noes because I kicked him in the face Travis decided to let me have what ever I want with in reason basically.

Noeleen Phoenix

Sighs

Do I have to do everything for you these days? Fine. I'll try and get in contact with him as soon as possible before your next match. But; if he doesn't listen to me Casey, you'll have to step in and do it. Like a back-up plan you'll be like sort of.

Goes back to lift her bags she dropped and goes into her locker room leaving the door open for Casey to walk on in himself.

*Riff chuckles and looks at the ground for a moment, taking the burn.*

Riff Radley
"Heh, you've always been quite good at humor haven't you? No, Tim, these are not "escorts" as you might think they are. They do, however escort me to where I need to be. See, Tim, when you're as wealthy as I am, you can't go around without a little bit of back up."

*Riff looks back at his guards, standing there, unphased. He turns and makes his way to the ring, the Meyhem brothers keeping in step. Riff continues.*

Riff Radley
"Now, it's always been a saying of mine that "one should always have friends in high places." In this case, this can apply to the both of us. I could use some allies, you could use something of a... let's say a sponsor. It wouldn't take much on your part, you would be under Radley Corps wing, protected as a brother might be. I don't necessarily mean in a physical way, you obviously don't need much protecting, but more financially... And of course, if you ever really need something, like a certain match here and there, I could pull a few strings... Just in turn for some favors now and again. So, what do ya say? Would you like to make the deal of a life time Timmy?"

*He says this last part as he enters the ring, his body guards close behind. He walks up until he's in front of Tim.*

Riff Radley
"I'm not going to ask you to take sides on the EFNW/ECCW feud, but I wouldn't mind you tossing your vote with me when I know enough to choose. So. Do we have an accord?"

*Riff extends his hand, the Meyhems looking quite menacing behind him. The crowd is quite skeptical, but some are chanting "Take the deal! Take the deal!"*

Casey Anomaly
*Casey walks in and looks around, slightly confused*
Damn I knew that women really had to work hard in the business but they even have tiny ass locker rooms?.. Anyways, it works for m.e. You would probably be more civil and less.. hmm how should I put it.. lessssss... obnoxious then I would handle it?

Casey Anomaly
*Casey chuckles as he turns the TV on. He sees Riff and Tim talking on the TV. He sees them shake hands and his jaw goes even lower.*
Speaking of pigs look at this shit!
*Casey watches in disbelief for a few more moments then turns to Noeleen, to the TV, then back to Noeleen with a grin on his face.*
Follow me. Now.
*with that he rushes out of the locker room*

Casey Anomaly
*He turns with that crazed grin of his kinda of power walking (yeah fucking power walking, got an issue with it bitches?) on his way to the stage.*
Hell yeah, why wouldn't I?
*He stops and is about to rush out there but then spots a box of merch. He points to it and looks at her.*
Grab as many Casey shirts as you can, once you hear me introduce you, come out, talk shit, throw merch. The bitches go nuts when it happens
*he turns and heads to the stage*

*Riff beams as he shakes his hand.*

Riff Radley
"Haha! Good to have you on board Tim! I'll have someone send you the contract and you can tell me what you-"

*Riff never finishes because Casey Anomaly himself walks out on stage.*

**Casey Anomaly's theme begins to blare over the sound system. Tim and Riff both look at him bewildered but Casey stands there grinning. The Mayhem Brothers begin to move up the ramp towards Casey and Casey holds his hand up, still grinning of course.**

"Woah woah woah, Riff can you call off your hounds, or in other words; bitches. I have something important to say and I don't feel like getting gang banged by the roid munchers."

*This angers the Mayhem Brothers but Riff motions for them to stop as Riff seems interested in what Casey has to say.*

"I could never say I saw this coming. Well.. I lied. I totally saw this coming. Once I saw Riff signed with EFNW I know he was gonna try and do something to be impactful, I guess. I know because Riff has a new 'attitude' like I do as well. His is less of a revitalized, rejuvenated bad ass and more off aaa.."

*Casey thinks a moment, looking like he's trying to piece together the right words*

"Greedy, selfish, ungrateful, piece of shit, who's head is so far up his own ass that he's legally blind."

*The fans all burst out with laughter. They all begin to chant and yell mean things at Riff such as, 'Greeeeeeeedy, Greeeeeeeeeedy' and 'piece of shit, piece of shit'. Casey chuckles before continuing on his rant*

"Only here in EFNW will you ever hear a piece of shit chant. But back onto the topic of the two of you coming together. I can only sit back and shake my head. When will you two learn? That nothing has ever kept me down or ever stopped me, not injuries, not certifiably insane masked rapists, not egotistical company owners, not psychotic ex-girl friends, not former mentors, nothing. I don't understand what you two think you can accomplish by forming a coalition along with those two juicers standing ringside. Sure you have the number games as of right now, but that has never EVER stopped me. Both of you are probably the two in this whole business let alone this company that know me the best. You: Tim,"

*He points down at Tim standing in the ring*

"Know me so well because of the tremendous rivalry we have had over the years. You should know that this group thing you got going on here will do nothing to me. You have always been beneath me and nothing will ever change that. Speaking of being beneath me next time you head to your parents house can you ask your mother for me lube back, I sorta forgot it last time I was visiting her. Which is uncharacteristic of me because I never leave any evidence after porking your mom."

*Tim looks annoyed and enraged as Casey directs his finger at Riff now, his mood unvaried even though the line he just dropped*

"And you Riff probably know me even better then Tim. You were always one of my closest friends since the second day of kindergarten. Ya know sitting on the bus, talking 'bout Thomas the Tank Engine and Toy Story and everything else? I still will never forget how I showed you your first playboy mag, video game all that good shit. Hell I was even the one who got you into watching professional wrestling and inspired you to become a professional wrestler. That you can not deny. But things changed in you recently once you got allll of this money you didn't even earn. You just inherited it from your now passed father. Which makes you lesser to me cause i worked for every damn dime I have ever made compared to you blasting your money away on two meat heads like them and other useless shit. What I'm trying to get at Riff is that since you know that much about me and have been that close to me for the longest time that I have not one once of quit in my body and I am the most stubborn and thick headed son of a bitch you have ever met. The fact of the matter is no matter how many small dicked juice heads you find to help you Riff, and yes I am including Tim when I say small dicked juice heads, that you nor Tim will never ever bring me down from the pedestal of honor which I sit upon."

*Tim goes to cut Casey off but Casey beats him to the chase.*

"Shut up I already know what you're gonna say. I know that you have beaten me once here at No More Sorrow but every one gets fluke wins once in a while Tim. I was injured through out that match and was told to not compete but guess what? I went out there and I fought and scraped and tore through out the whole match. Even when I was a mere 50% I still brought you to your limit and you were lucky to eek out a win over me. Just because your song says you are the 'All-American Nightmare' doesn't mean you are. I was that whole tag team. So if any one should be considered the All-American Nightmare' It should be me. Because I am the All-American Nightmare living the American dream. My song, The Pride by Five Finger Death Punch, does me justice. My favorite particular lines in the song go as followed: 'I will not be forgotten, this is my time to shine, I've got the scars to prove it, only the strong survive. I'm not afraid of dieing, every one has their time, I've never favored weakness, welcome to, the pride.' Riff your song is just as bad is Toolman's over there but lets not get into that one."

*Casey is grinning wildly and the fans are eating this up. Casey raises his hand and signals for silence*

"Before I give you two the privilege of speaking to me I want you to turn around and look at one another. I want you to look deep into to one anothers eye's and think to yourselves 'Can I really trust this meat head? I mean he did just abandon his tag team partner to make an impression. Whos to say he won't do the same to me?' and 'Well this guy is kind of a pompous jerk off who uses his money to buy his way into every thing, will he bring me down?'. Go ahead and let that mull around in your heads for a moment before speaking one word to me"

*Casey finally lowers his mic as he looks down at the ring*

*Riff's chuckles as he lowers his head to take off his glasses before looking back up to Casey.*

Riff Radley
"It's always been about you, hasn't it Casey? I mentioned your name once and you come running! Yes, I've been watching you and Tim for a while and I know he let you down, but Tim knows the rules of the game. This isn't a tag team alliance and he should know, if he chooses to split, it won't matter much. I'll find other assets. I've already got these two. Speaking of which, I'm surprised you don't remember Mark at least. Maybe the hair, the suit, or the discipline I guess."

*One of the men shifts slightly, most likely Mark. Riff paces to the rope closest to the ramp.*

Riff Radley
"Back to the point. Yup, childhood, yada yada, I did this, yada yada, I did that, yada yada, blah blah. Sounds about right, you covered the majority of the bases. Obviously, if you know me best, you should know that I provided you many of your oppurtunities. Wasn't it I that introduced you to 'the boys'? That allowed you to set up Tenda Crew. Wasn't it I that brought you to that ring in Woonsocket, Rhode Island for the first time? That really spurred your ability. Wasn't it I that drove you to Maryland to face the man I'm standing in this ring with right now? That got you your big break in wrestling entertainment."

*Tim looks somewhat irritated about the match being brought up, but Riff continues.*

Riff Radley
"In essence, Riff Radley made Casey Anomaly. Could never really change your damn personality though. Always jumping to conclusions. I was actually going to propose the same thing to you, had the opportunity arisen, but knowing your stubborn ass ego of yours would never let you get something you didn't 'earn' yourself. So, if you ever, for any reason at all, want it, I've got a special contract typed up just for you. I'd hate to see you miss an opportunity because Tim got it first."

*Riff smiles at Tim, talking to him off mic, a bit of the conversation can be heard, about any match, any man, anywhere. Riff turns back towards Casey, smile still on his face.*

Riff Radley
"All is fair in love and war and business buddy. I've taken what I've been given. Dad always tried to teach me the importance of using what you had to get what you want. Never really took any of it to heart until now. If you'd like, I could give you a lesson or two, I've already got a contract."

*The fans obviously dislike Riff already, barely ten minutes into his career at EFNW. Riff's devilish smile stays on his face as a "Don't sign! Don't sign!" chant starts up.*