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The Charlie Bernham Super Fantastic Entertainment Hour of Entertainment

[After a bit of super irritating music plays we are taken to what looks to be a cafe on the outside of the cafe there is one table with two chairs and the umbrella is up, just then Charlie Bernham takes a seat on one of the chairs]



'Hi I am you host of the Charlie Bernham Super Fantastic Entertainment Hour of Entertainment, now this is the first show so I will give you the rundown right now, so as I have already said my name is Charlie Bernham, I like old movies and long walks on the beach and this is my super awesome show which will feature a super awesome guest host voted by you my fans'

[We are then shown footage of numerous people all of which are so called fans, just then a French Man appears on the screen(obviously Charlie wearing a beret)]

(in a exaggerated French accent)

'Hoho my name is Pierre and for ze Host of Sharliie Bernham's Show I wood like 'the Heerreeetttic' Dan Masqwell as he is all Class, Bonjour'

[We are then taken to a Cowboy(Who is Charlie yet again but this time with Bleached Blond Hair and a stetson)]

(in some phony Texan accent)

'Howdy There The name is Tex and I would like to see The Revolution World Champion Dan Maskell on the show as he is tough and a Fighter, Yup'

[We are then taken to some women(Charlie in a wig and a dress)]

'my name is Charlene and I would like to see the Heretic Dan Maskell as the host as he is so Dreamy'

[After this we go back to Charlie who is still sitting at the table but this time he has a plate of Fish 'n' Chips in front of him]

'So you people have spoken so allow me to introduce you to The Revolution World Champion Dan Maskell'

[As Dan walks towards Charlie some artificial Clapping can be heard, before Dan and Charlie shake hands and hug, Dan then sits down opposite Charlie]



'Thanks for inviting me on the Show Charlie, even though it has only been on for like 20 mins I am your biggest fan, so what do you want to talk about?'

[Charlie looks a bit confused before digging into his pocket and pulling out the script]

'The Most Important Subject we can talk about Dan can you guess what it is?'

'I Know it is you the host Charlie Bernham'

'That is correct well done Homie'

[Dan and Charlie then High Five]

'So we have now come to an important part of the show and that is where me and Dan are going to discuss CDW, so let's be honest CWW was not my night when I was defeated by That Alcoholic Bob Tahom'

'Yeah That was Bare embarrassing Bruv'

'Shut up you lost this week too, anyways Dan we are going to play Word Association with the remaining CDW Rookies so are you ready?'

[As Dan nods someone from behind the camera shouts out 'Derek Bronson']

'I like him and I am saying that as I am scared he will come round my house and Stab Me'

'Yeah Jordan Chase was right to accept him'

[The Name 'Jeff Nowell' is then shouted out]

'Homo Stoner, I totally banged him the other week'

'You Did what? Sick ****'

'No Not that way, you know what I mean'

[As Dan and Charlie Laugh the name 'Jayden Robertson' is shouted out]

'Afro Thunder totally I mean come on he calls himself Thunder and he has a Afro, if you don't believe tell me then who this is'

[A picture then comes up on the screen]



'That is totally him, no doubt about it, wonder why they call him Thunder'

'As He is all Talk no action'

[Just then A loud ZING can be heard as if it was played over a tannoy, 'Carlos Maslow' is then shouted out]

'Religious Nut Job, who does he think he is that religious nut from Doctor house'

'Oh Yeah, L-O-L'

[As Dan and Charlie Laugh and do a double high five, 'Yusuf Ali' is shouted out]

'You ever seen that film My Name is Khan, where that spaz keeps shouting out my name is Khan and I am not a terrorist, well that is him'

'O-M-G that is so true'



[As the video plays Dan and Charlie can be heard laughing, 'Charlie Bernham' is then shouted out]

'He is the best rookie out of the bunch I believe super talented and charismatic he is epic'

'I Know right he is Hench beyond all meaning, who can beat him as I certainly can't'

'Right that is the rookies discussed what is next?'

'It's time for The Premier of 'The Reckless one saves the world' so what will happen is we shall show you people a video of how I will save the world from something horrible and today is homeless people'

[We are then shown a clip which is filmed earlier this day it shows Charlie walking down a street where there are loads of homeless people]

'It is a shame really I am sure this place was really nice but now look at it these sorry excuses for people using this place as a toilet, well I am going to solve that watch this'

[Charlie then reaches into his pocket and holds in the air a bottle of beer and a $10 dollar bill causing all the tramps to gather round him, Charlie then stands on the wall acting like he is going to preach to these people]

'Brothers and sisters look at yourself you are living on the streets and I know the way you can save yourself are you ready to hear it?'

[All the tramps nod]

'Get a Fucking Job'

[As Charlie laughs he then hops down the other side of the wall before running off, we are then taken back to Dan and Charlie who are still sitting outside of the cafe with a mound of Plates, Glasses and Bottles unevenly stacked in front of them]

'Unfortunately that is all we have time for today, I would like to thank you people for Voting Dan to be my host and I would like to thank Dan for appearing'

'no Problem'

'So Remember I am Charlie Bernham and I am going to win CDW'

[Dan and Charlie then get up from the chairs and leg it as the owner of the Cafe runs out shouting 'Oi You need to pay for you food', just then the camera shuts off]

The Following is a Charlie Bernham Production made by the Charlie Bernham to win CDW Foundation promoted by Charlie Bernham

(c)Charlie Bernham All rights reserved


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