EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Noeleen Phoenix
Seriously, just set me down... please.. I am being nice about it here for once!

Surge keeps Noeleen up.

"But I don't wanna put mai waifu Noeween down."

Noeleen Phoenix
Noeleen punches Surge in the face and then gets herself down by forcing herself off from him.
Anyway, thanks for taking all my sales today! Sooooo thankful for it I am!
She rolls her eyes at Surge

"Oh."

Surge's mask does a Novaface.

"You're welcome."

He hugs Noeleen again.

"It's 'cause I wub yew. You don't need to sell merchandise, 'cause I make enough money for the both of us and more. All I want is for mai waifu to be super happy desu."

Noeleen Phoenix
BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. PSYCHOFACE, punched me for using his catch phrase then Cyrus told me I should make merch to get my catch phrase across. Gosh. I do hate people a lot.

Surge squeezes Noeleen.

"But dat's alright, 'cause you's mai waifu and I wub yew fivever! Dat's more den forever."

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Noeleen Phoenix
Seriously, just set me down... please.. I am being nice about it here for once!

Surge keeps Noeleen up.

"But I don't wanna put mai waifu Noeween down."

Noeleen Phoenix
Noeleen punches Surge in the face and then gets herself down by forcing herself off from him.
Anyway, thanks for taking all my sales today! Sooooo thankful for it I am!
She rolls her eyes at Surge

"Oh."

Surge's mask does a Novaface.

"You're welcome."

He hugs Noeleen again.

"It's 'cause I wub yew. You don't need to sell merchandise, 'cause I make enough money for the both of us and more. All I want is for mai waifu to be super happy desu."

Noeleen Phoenix
BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. PSYCHOFACE, punched me for using his catch phrase then Cyrus told me I should make merch to get my catch phrase across. Gosh. I do hate people a lot.

Surge squeezes Noeleen.

"But dat's alright, 'cause you's mai waifu and I wub yew fivever! Dat's more den forever."

Noeleen Phoenix
Blah blah blah blah. Whatever, bitch what are we going to do on EFNW then?

"Oh. Well, I'm gonna be awesome, and you's gonna be mai waifu. That sounds good."

Surge nods.

Surge's mask raises an eyebrow.

"I was general manager for a week, honey, and I beat the shit out of Robert Cairo to do it. I doubt I'll be given that opportunity again. You can talk to Scott Gone, though, sweetie."

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Surge's mask raises an eyebrow.

"I was general manager for a week, honey, and I beat the shit out of Robert Cairo to do it. I doubt I'll be given that opportunity again. You can talk to Scott Gone, though, sweetie."

Noeleen Phoenix
I wonder if I can get that opportunity though, just to beat the shit out of him for pleasure. But Scott Gone? ... URGH! Fine. I want to move on up in the ranks soon.

Surge shrugs as his eyebrow moves back down.

"Well, you can try. You'll prolly have to do....other things, though. Things...that I wouldn't want mai waifu doing. Especially with a scrub who's trying to stack the deck against me. And there's also that Omega scrub. Talk to Scott, though, he's a friend of mine, and a really understanding guy."

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Surge's mask raises an eyebrow.

"I was general manager for a week, honey, and I beat the shit out of Robert Cairo to do it. I doubt I'll be given that opportunity again. You can talk to Scott Gone, though, sweetie."

Noeleen Phoenix
I wonder if I can get that opportunity though, just to beat the shit out of him for pleasure. But Scott Gone? ... URGH! Fine. I want to move on up in the ranks soon.

Surge shrugs as his eyebrow moves back down.

"Well, you can try. You'll prolly have to do....other things, though. Things...that I wouldn't want mai waifu doing. Especially with a scrub who's trying to stack the deck against me. And there's also that Omega scrub. Talk to Scott, though, he's a friend of mine, and a really understanding guy."

Noeleen Phoenix
BUT I WANT TO BEAT UP CAIRO.
Gets angry

Surge shrugs again.

"I would've thought you had better things to do, but you can talk to Scott about that too."

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Surge's mask raises an eyebrow.

"I was general manager for a week, honey, and I beat the shit out of Robert Cairo to do it. I doubt I'll be given that opportunity again. You can talk to Scott Gone, though, sweetie."

Noeleen Phoenix
I wonder if I can get that opportunity though, just to beat the shit out of him for pleasure. But Scott Gone? ... URGH! Fine. I want to move on up in the ranks soon.

Surge shrugs as his eyebrow moves back down.

"Well, you can try. You'll prolly have to do....other things, though. Things...that I wouldn't want mai waifu doing. Especially with a scrub who's trying to stack the deck against me. And there's also that Omega scrub. Talk to Scott, though, he's a friend of mine, and a really understanding guy."

Noeleen Phoenix
BUT I WANT TO BEAT UP CAIRO.
Gets angry

Surge shrugs again.

"I would've thought you had better things to do, but you can talk to Scott about that too."

Noeleen Phoenix
Sigh
then find me Scott then.

Surge has a heart attack and dies.

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Noeleen Phoenix

... did that really happen or.

Yea, he's dead.

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker. wrote:

Casey comes and takes his body. He goes out back of the arena and begins to pour gasoline on him.

Noeleen Phoenix

Allow me to set him on fire if you may.

He isn't moving. He's just...dead.

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker. wrote:

Casey looks at Noeleen, he then takes a joint out of his pocket and proceeds to light it. He offers some of it to Noeleen but when Noeleen reached for it he just tossed it on Surge, causing him to go up in flames. Casey nods slowly.

"Yup.. father always said how he wanted to die by some sort of drug. He loved weed.. and hookers.. so thats why h was with you before he died."

Noeleen Phoenix

sheds a slight tear

I feel honored, I never truely believed him when he told me we were married. I doubted our whole life and our kids. DID YOU KNOW WE HAD KIDS TOO!

Turns to Casey with a raising eyebrow

Apparently they were like me and him, liked to kill people, burn shit and fuck the school.

Casey feels a pat on his back and turns around to see that it's...SURGE~!! Casey looks like he's about to shit a ghost ('cause you know, I combined shit himself and seen a ghost. Pretty good, huh? You're damn fucking right, you virgin-ass piece of faggotry) Anyways, Surge looks over at his waifu, then at his son.

"Why are you burning the homosexual black janitor who decided to wear my costume because he's a fan of mine and I let him? This is a hate crime."

He turns to Noeleen.

"You got the kids out of my death truck, right? I need those keys back."

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker. wrote:

Casey looks at Noeleen, he then takes a joint out of his pocket and proceeds to light it. He offers some of it to Noeleen but when Noeleen reached for it he just tossed it on Surge, causing him to go up in flames. Casey nods slowly.

"Yup.. father always said how he wanted to die by some sort of drug. He loved weed.. and hookers.. so thats why h was with you before he died."

Noeleen Phoenix

sheds a slight tear

I feel honored, I never truely believed him when he told me we were married. I doubted our whole life and our kids. DID YOU KNOW WE HAD KIDS TOO!

Turns to Casey with a raising eyebrow

Apparently they were like me and him, liked to kill people, burn shit and fuck the school.

Casey feels a pat on his back and turns around to see that it's...SURGE~!! Casey looks like he's about to shit a ghost ('cause you know, I combined shit himself and seen a ghost. Pretty good, huh? You're damn fucking right, you virgin-ass piece of faggotry) Anyways, Surge looks over at his waifu, then at his son.

"Why are you burning the homosexual black janitor who decided to wear my costume because he's a fan of mine and I let him? This is a hate crime."

He turns to Noeleen.

"You got the kids out of my death truck, right? I need those keys back."

Noeleen Phoenix

Pulls out a pair of keys and throws it at Surge

Catch

Surge holds out his hand as the keys...ARE ABSORBED BY SURGE'S SKIN~!! Surge then puts his hand back by his side.

"Awesome. So...waifu...son...what is this all about?"

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker. wrote:

Casey begins raging.

" I CANNOT BELIEVE I WASTED A JOINT ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING FILTHY BLACKER. LIKE FUCK WE COULDA SHARED THAT DAD JUST LIKE OLD TIMES THEN.. wait.."

Casey turns and looks at Noeleen then to Surge, then back to Noeleen.

"You have.. kids?"

Casey begins to out two and two together. He points at Surge.

"So you knocked up my cousin.. your neice.. and had kids.. which are now my... siblings?"

Noeleen Phoenix

Nods

It is like that yes... but lets not think of it that way shall we?!

Surge's mask raises an eyebrow.

"This is perfectly normal and you should stop being so ignorant, faggot son. I accepted you when you said you were attracted to men, so how is this any different?"