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noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

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This is a long quote chain.

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We should start a new one.

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Just did.

Surge's mask raises an eyebrow.

"'Cause you liked it rough."

He just crosses his arms.

"Regardless, this is about you, Nozzle, and whatever thing you were talking about. I wasn't really listening, since you're a woman and all."

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I'd love to rip that mask apart and do him right here on the spot.

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Gross.

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Maybe some other time when he isn't with those hookers of his.

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Just get a divorce from him and marry William Davis instead, he has all the money and fortune you can have.

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True story.

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I know.

"I want more from you Surge. Not this shit."

Surge starts to unzip his pants but sees from Noeleen's facial reaction that that isn't what she means, so he pulls his pants back up.

"Um...are we gonna go somewhere private? Or...what?"

"I'm just saying though, you don't seem to be... you know... cooporating with me very well and I don't exactly like it. You're top of the band here in EFNW and me, the bottom, well close to the bottom."

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The fuck you trying to say?

"What I mean is. I want to see you put in some imput for me at least."

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She's just asking for the dick, man. She's asking for it, dude.

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I know, but...not here.

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You can talk to us in your head?

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Yea...

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Dude, violet's a gay color. You're a fag.

Surge's right hand goes for his pants again but the left hand stops it.

"What are you trying to say? 'Cause all I'm getting right now is you wanna do it."

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

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This is a long quote chain.

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We should start a new one.

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Just did.

Surge's mask raises an eyebrow.

"'Cause you liked it rough."

He just crosses his arms.

"Regardless, this is about you, Nozzle, and whatever thing you were talking about. I wasn't really listening, since you're a woman and all."

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I'd love to rip that mask apart and do him right here on the spot.

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Gross.

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Maybe some other time when he isn't with those hookers of his.

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Just get a divorce from him and marry William Davis instead, he has all the money and fortune you can have.

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True story.

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I know.

"I want more from you Surge. Not this shit."

Surge starts to unzip his pants but sees from Noeleen's facial reaction that that isn't what she means, so he pulls his pants back up.

"Um...are we gonna go somewhere private? Or...what?"

"I'm just saying though, you don't seem to be... you know... cooporating with me very well and I don't exactly like it. You're top of the band here in EFNW and me, the bottom, well close to the bottom."

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The fuck you trying to say?

"What I mean is. I want to see you put in some imput for me at least."

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She's just asking for the dick, man. She's asking for it, dude.

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I know, but...not here.

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You can talk to us in your head?

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Yea...

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Dude, violet's a gay color. You're a fag.

Surge's right hand goes for his pants again but the left hand stops it.

"What are you trying to say? 'Cause all I'm getting right now is you wanna do it."

"Well, not for a while, until you stop having all these hookers around you because I feel alone as well."

"Alright, fine, but only 'cause I wub yew so much, honey muffins."

Surge pulls his phone out for a couple of moments before putting it back into his pocket.

"Done, sweetie pie, now we can spend time together after we put the kids up for adoption."

Surge makes a Novaface.

"I'll have you know that I raised a whole family of rocks as a single father, you bitch!"

Surge goes to punch Noeleen but stops.

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This isn't the bedroom - wait.

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Where will Alexander be working?

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Yes.

"Just hire some Mexican nannies or something."

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Surge makes a Novaface.

"I'll have you know that I raised a whole family of rocks as a single father, you bitch!"

Surge goes to punch Noeleen but stops.

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This isn't the bedroom - wait.

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Where will Alexander be working?

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Yes.

"Just hire some Mexican nannies or something."

ot - OMG STOP TAKING MY FRENCH QUESTIONS! btw he worked in an office in the end.

"I guess that spanish cleaner woman I saw today would help me. She could keep the kids at least clean from any STD's you try and pass onto them. Plus; isn't Casey their brother in a sick twisted way?"

Surge Mafia Kicks Noeleen in the face.

"Keep the change."

He puts on sunglasses.

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Ah fuck meng, they be wanting that three way that DP action homieeeeee....

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That's fucked up. Thats his dad and his step-mother-cousin-thingy.

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Who gives a fuck do it nigga.

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No.

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Do it nigga.

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No.

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Do it nigga.

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No.

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Do it nigga.

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No.

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Do it nigga.

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you hear about every one else coming down with colors?

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Yeah nigga, dat shit be messed up.

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We caught it first, but ours makes sense. Maybe Surge and Scott Gone are poisoning catering?

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Fuck doooood.

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What fucking color am I? Some kind of retarded Green? Fuck.

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Surge makes a Novaface.

"I'll have you know that I raised a whole family of rocks as a single father, you bitch!"

Surge goes to punch Noeleen but stops.

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This isn't the bedroom - wait.

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Where will Alexander be working?

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Yes.

"Just hire some Mexican nannies or something."

ot - OMG STOP TAKING MY FRENCH QUESTIONS! btw he worked in an office in the end.

"I guess that spanish cleaner woman I saw today would help me. She could keep the kids at least clean from any STD's you try and pass onto them. Plus; isn't Casey their brother in a sick twisted way?"

Surge Mafia Kicks Noeleen in the face.

"Keep the change."

He puts on sunglasses.

Falls to the ground in pain.
"Ouchhhhhhh!"
Noeleen stays on the ground and hurddles up into a little ball to save herself from the mass evil attack of Surge round 49.
"I want a divorce now."
She mumbles to herself not loud enough for Surge to hear correctly.

Surge punches Noeleen out before throwing her onto his back and taking her to his death truck.

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Five? What a whore.

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Wait, we have friends? Better yet, five of them?

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This is weird, guys.

"Doesn't matter, had sex.", Surge tells himself.

He then opens the door to his death truck and tosses Noeleen in before getting in himself.

"We are going home, young lady."

Surge starts up the truck and runs over an old lady on his way out of the parking garage.

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

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Five? What a whore.

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Wait, we have friends? Better yet, five of them?

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This is weird, guys.

"Doesn't matter, had sex.", Surge tells himself.

He then opens the door to his death truck and tosses Noeleen in before getting in himself.

"We are going home, young lady."

Surge starts up the truck and runs over an old lady on his way out of the parking garage.

"Why are we going home?! I HAVE THINGS TO DO AT THE ARENA! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"Doesn't matter, had sex."

Surge keeps driving.

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

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Five? What a whore.

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Wait, we have friends? Better yet, five of them?

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This is weird, guys.

"Doesn't matter, had sex.", Surge tells himself.

He then opens the door to his death truck and tosses Noeleen in before getting in himself.

"We are going home, young lady."

Surge starts up the truck and runs over an old lady on his way out of the parking garage.

"Why are we going home?! I HAVE THINGS TO DO AT THE ARENA! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"Doesn't matter, had sex."

Surge keeps driving.

"But I want a divorce! You don't love me no more! You won't even have sex with me no more! Such a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad person!"

Noeleen slaps the back of Surge's head while he is driving the truck

[b]"It's your fault I had kids because you wouldn't be safe! Fucking piece of ignorant shit! I had to go through nine months of hell for about 3 kids. I wasted my life with you."

Surge turns on the radio, which is playing Celine Dion.

"Who said I won't? You're the one trying to take Harry's virginity, you whore. This is some sick game to you, isn't it? Like when I duck-tape people's hands, sow their mouths shut, and let them loose in the forest after telling them that if they escape, they can live. No one escapes."

He runs over some children and through a roadblock.

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noeleen phoenix wrote:

"But you won't because you're an unreliable fucktard."

This time she grabs the mask of Surge and tries to rip it off.

"WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS TO ME, FUCKING WITH MY MIND!

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Surge grabs Noeleen's wrist before she can even touch the mask, he doesn't even have to look, it's like a Spider Sense or some shit.

"I supposedly gave you 3 kids, didn't I? So history says I will. I know something I'm gonna fuck, though..."

He throws Noeleen's hand away as he runs over more pedestrians and totals several cars.

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

"But you won't because you're an unreliable fucktard."

This time she grabs the mask of Surge and tries to rip it off.

"WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS TO ME, FUCKING WITH MY MIND!

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Surge grabs Noeleen's wrist before she can even touch the mask, he doesn't even have to look, it's like a Spider Sense or some shit.

"I supposedly gave you 3 kids, didn't I? So history says I will. I know something I'm gonna fuck, though..."

He throws Noeleen's hand away as he runs over more pedestrians and total's several cars.

"True. Can we renew our vows? This time I can actually be there and witness it all."

Surge dies.

ot: its good...to be back!

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black: Can't say why you wouldn't, Neville. After all, you stand a far better chance of beating a fluke champion than you do me. Not to say you couldn't, because you have. Just saying, though.

"I still enjoy the challenge. Not to mention that I'd prefer a match that actually proves something to the crowd. My goal is to be seen as someone who cheats because he wants to. Not because he has to" he says with a laugh

Kyle O'Rapely does some Irish, Mexican shit, and stuff. He is training and at the gym and shit.