EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Angel and Elias look around the ring and Angel shakes his head at Twista and Casey, before ignoring Ryan and leaving the ring also, Elias following.

Neville returns Cyrus's nod before noticing that Angel is leaving the ring.

"Whoa whoa whoa.... Whoa. Hold up Mr. Maximilian or whatever your name is. You seem familiar. Not you exactly but you as a type of person seem very, very familiar." Neville scratches his chin as part of a dramatic display to play with Angel a bit.

"Oh yes, I remember. We had a fellow like you in 3XW for awhile. He played up his aristocratic background, his wealth and even his superiority. Its almost good to see another person like him, he was a good man. But let me tell you what I told him just before I destroyed him...." Ryan smirks and leans forward in his seat, speaking in a whisper while still on the tron for mostly his own amusement.

"It doesn't matter what colour your blood is. It spills just as easily" he says leaning back with a dark grin before waving goodbye to everyone and shutting off his feed to the tron.

Twista XL is the last man standing in the ring at this point. He looks around at the fans who are in ecstasy after the promos. He flashes his grills before bringing the mic to his lips.

Twista XL: Bitches be trippin', you lookin' at the next contender to C-Dawg's title.

He drops the mic to a large cheer. He produces a cigarette and lights it as his theme music hits. After a few moments pandering with the fans he hits the back.

Adam wrote:

Twista XL is the last man standing in the ring at this point. He looks around at the fans who are in ecstasy after the promos. He flashes his grills before bringing the mic to his lips.

Twista XL: Bitches be trippin', you lookin' at the next contender to C-Dawg's title.

He drops the mic to a large cheer. He produces a cigarette and lights it as his theme music hits. After a few moments pandering with the fans he hits the back.

Kyle O'Rapely walks backstage, and sees Twista, just coming through to the back. He still has the luchador mask on.
"WHATS UP MY NIKKA?!"

OPENING SEGMENT OF DEATH

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YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA, EFN-DUB!! EFN-DUB!! EFN-DUB!! EFNW is on the air and- MEXICAN MUSIC~!! AAAAYYYYYY, SSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIII!! ES ANGEL RODRIGUEZ, EL CAMPEON DEL MEXICO!! BOOS EVERYWHERE!! FUCK MEXICO!! AAAAHHHH!!! He comes down to the ring all swagged out in a gangster-heezy suit with his big nigga Victor Elias swagged out as well, ‘cause Angel can afford that shit. And then he gets on the mic and talks shit about how he’s owed a World Title and all that good stuff- WHO SHOT YA’?? It’s Twista XL!! YEA, BOI!! He comes down to the ring, gangster-swagged-out as well, gets on the mic, and lays down this sick-ass rap about also being owed a World Title shot, and Angel’s gonna have to wait in line! DAMN, SON!! Angel doesn’t look too pleased, and neither does his big nigga Elias- KING OF MY WORLD!! It’s Neville Ryan! He says that practically everyone has beaten Twista, so he shouldn’t even be acknowledged, following up on that if he didn’t hit Twista with the loaded boot at Interactive Anarchy, Twista may have beaten Angel the following show, and that would’ve been embarrassing. He’s also an undefeated 3XW World Champion. He continues his promo of sarcastic awesomeness- LINE IN THE MO’FUCKING SAND, NIGGA!! Dustin Shore makes it clear that he seas none of the men are willing to give up a World Championship opportunity, but he’s very shore that if anyone deserves it, it’s him. He doesn’t mean to be a beach, but if anyone deserves the shot, it’s Dustin, especially after beating the shit out of Harry- GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!! IT’S ROBERT CAIRO!! WITH OMEGA!! He stands at the top of the ramp and announces…A FATAL FOUR-WAY MAIN EVENT FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE CROWD GOES INSAAAAAAAAAAAANE!! All 4 men stare at each-other, but Cairo has another announcement: since Surge is such a faggot, especially with how he handled last week’s show, it’s gonna be…SURGE VS OMEGA!! NOT FOR THE TV TITLE!! YYYYYEEEEAA-wait…what? Not…for the title? YES!! Not for the title! Because Surge doesn’t deserve it! God dammit… Oh, and Casey Anomaly vs Kevin Evans in a non-title match.

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NOELEEN PHOENIX vs MICHAEL DEJESUS

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At first Michael is like "Srsly, now I'm being reduced to fighting little girls?" But out of nowhere NOELEEN KICKS HIM IN THE FACE WITH A SPINNING THROAT KICK!!! Michael's then like "Da fuck?" before Noeleen runs up and DROPKICKS HIM INTO THE ROPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, MICHAEL REBOUNDS AND LARIATS THE FUCK OUTA NOELEEN!!!!!!!!! GERMAN SUPLEX FROM MICHAEL!!!! WAIT, NO, NOELEEN REVERSES IT INTO A VICTORY ROLL!!! 1.................. 2..................... MICHAEL KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!! Michael then goes for a fucking LIONSAULT, but NOELEEN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!!! SUPER KICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF MICHAEL!!!!!!! OH FUCK, SPINNING AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!!!! MICHAEL DODGES IT AND HITS NOELEEN WITH A BACKBREAKER TO THE FACE!!!!!!!!! MICHEAL WITH A GIANT SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!! NO, NOELEEN DOES A FRONT FLIP AND LANDS ON HER FEET, BEFORE HITTING MICHAEL WITH A LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But since Noeleen's arms are equivelent to small twigs, it doesn't even make Michael flinch. Michael then SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES AND HITS NOELEEN WITH A FLYING ROLLING ELBOW, BEFORE QUICKLY TRANSITIONING INTO THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MICHAEL PINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1......... 2............ NOELEEN KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MICHAEL THEN GOES FOR THE AFTER PARTY, BUT NOELEEN REVERSES IT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1....................... 2.................................. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOELEEN WINS, NOELEEN FUCKING WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noeleen then begins celebrating her victory, but MICHAEL KICKS HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A MAFIA KICK! He then slaps her like five times before LOCKING HER IN THE DATE RAPE!!! WAIT, HERE COMES NOELEEN'S BEST FRIEND PSYCHOPSILOCIN!!! PSYCHOPSILOCIN GOES TO THE TOP ROPE AND HITS MICHAEL WITH A FLYING BLOCKBUSTER!!!!!!!! NOELEEN THEN RECOVERS FROM THE DATE RAPE AND HITS MICHAEL WITH THE REVOLUTION BRAINBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOELEEN AND PSYCHOFACE THEN SHAKES HAND AS A SIGN OF RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PSYCHOFACE THEN TAKES THE MICROPHONE AND STATES "SHUT UP CRIME!!!" BEFORE THROWING DOWN A NINJA SMOKE BOMB AND VANISHING INTO THIN AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Michael is being dragged out by ring staff!! YYYYYEEEEAAAAA!!

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[COMMERCIAL]

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SURGE TIME

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And now we go…BACKSTAGE~!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! WHAT KIND OF TRICKERY IS THIS?? IT’S NOT TRICKERY, IT’S EFNW’S AWESOME PRODUCTION VAAAAAAAAAAAAALUUUUUUUUUEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!! Anyways, so, Surge is walking out of his locker room with his stuff- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!! It’s Robert Cairo!! AND OMEGA!! He stops Surge as he walks down his hallway…NOT IN HIS RING GEAR!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! What is Surge doing? He’s leaving! Why? Because Cairo is a fag and Surge doesn’t feel like wrestling if it isn’t worth his while! Surge is about to go when…FINE~!! A TV TITLE MATCH!! Omega looks at Cairo like he’s retarded, but Surge turns around and goes back to his room. Feels good to be a gangster. Cairo walks off with a sour face. Cyrus makes a cameo while eating a sandwich.

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PETER LINCH OPEN CHALLENGE OF DOOM

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Yea, Peter Linch challenges ANYONE in the EFNW locker room to face him so that he can prove how hunky-dory he is. BOOM! Just then, new EFNW signee KYLE O'RAPELY comes out and accepts the challenge!

Linch goes for his signature Running Dropkick Of Death right off the bat, but O'Rapely is such a bad ass that he dodges it and tosses Linch into the turnbuckle with a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! Linch gets to his feet and is like "What the fu-" BUT O'RAPELY JUST BACKFISTS HIM OUT OF NOWHERE! O'Rapely then pulls Linch to his feet and sends Linch straight back to Mexico with a PUMPHANDLE GUT FUCKER OUT OF NOWHERE!!! O'RAPELY then DEADLIFTS LINCH AND HITS HIM WITH THE CURSE OF THE IRISH!!! Holy smokes, O'Rapely is blowing me away right now! IRISH KICK TO THE FACE OF LINCH! Linch goes for a Suplex, but O'Rapely spins around and hits him with the NAZI CULT FISH FRY OUT OF NOWHERE!!! O'Rapely then does his awesome signature Irish pose before pulling Linch to his feet and HITTING HIM WITH THE G3S!!!!!!!!!! LINCH FUCKING NO SELLS IT AND GETS RIGHT BACK UP!!!!!!!!!!! YAKUZA KICK FROM O'RAPELY!!!!!!! O'RAPELY PUTS HIM IN THE O'RAPELY LOCK!!!!!!!! LINCH TAPS, LINCH TAPS, LINCH FUCKING TAPS!!!!!!!!!!

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[COMMERCIAL]

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HARRY JONES IS A CRIPPLE

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AND THEN WE GET A 10 MINUTE INTERVIEW FROM HARRY JONES VIA SATELLITE FROM HIS HOUSE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! He talks about how Dustin raped and injured him, and now he’s all sad ‘cause he can’t whore for attention from the EFNW fans.  This goes on for 10 minutes. Oh, he’s also really cut about it too. >: ( 10 minutes…

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SUPER AWESOME VIDEO PROMOS

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AND THEN WE GET THIS AWESOME VIDEO PACKAGE FOR…CASEY ANOMALY VS KEVIN EVANS!! TONIGHT!! NON-TITLE, THOUGH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! Casey talks about his match against Cyrus, and how he’s climbing up the ranks and shit again. And Evans says a bunch of stuff about breaking bones, and something about some STD or whatever.

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KEVIN EVANS vs CASEY ANOMALY - non-title

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Right as the bell rings Evans runs up and UPPERCUTS CASEY IN THE FACE! He then goes for another one, but CASEY REVERSES IT INTO A HEADSCISSORS! Evans goes flying face first into the second turnbuckle, and Casey then comes up from behind and GERMAN SUPLEXES HIM! WITH A BRIDGE! A GOD DAMN BRIDGE! 1.............. 2............. EVANS KICKS OUT!!! CASEY ROUND HOUSE KICKS EVANS IN THE CHEST! THEN HE DOES IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!!! Casey goes for Have a Nice Nightmare, but Evans reverses it into a FUCKING BRIDGING NROTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!!!! 1............ 2............... CASEY KICKS THE FUCK OUT!!! Evans then goes for a Backdrop, but Casey counters AND HITS EVANS WITH A SUPER TORNADO DDT!!!! FLYING KICK TO CASEY'S FACE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!! EVANS HITS CASEY WITH A SAITO SUPLEX!!! ANOTHER SAITO SUPLEX!!!! JESUS CHRIST, HE'S GOING FOR ANOTHER ONE! NO! CASEY COUNTERS AND FUCKS EVANS FACE INTO OBLIVION WITH A GOD DAMN FLYING KNEE TO THE FACE!!! NO! EVANS REVERSES IT INTO AN ANKLE LOCK! BUT SINCE HE HAS NO SUBMISSION SKILLS CASEY JUST COUNTERS IT INTO A VICTORY ROLL! 1........... 2.......... EVANS KICKS OUT! CASEY LOCKS EVANS IN THE KOJI CLUTCH! EVANS GETS TO THE ROPES! WAIT, NO, CASEY WAS JUST LETTING HIM GET TO THE ROPES, SO THAT HE COULD CATCH EVANS OFF GAURD WITH THE CORRUPTED OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CASEY PINS!!! 1............................. 2..................................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES! YES! YES! CASEY WINS! CASEY FUCKING WINS!!!

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TIEMPO POR EL AMAZO

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MEXICAN MUSIC!! BUT IT ISN’T RODRIGUEZ!! IT’S EL AMAZO!! HE IS MEXICAN TOO!! He’s not his fun self, though. He’s all emo ‘cause Matt beat the shit out of him last episode of…EFNWRESTLING!! YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAA- I mean –NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! He gets a mic and asks Matt to come down to the ring and EXPLAIN WHY he did THOSE THINGS last WEEK!! Amazo says that he WORKED HARD to try to make the TEAM WORK and he will TRY agai- FUCK THAT, MATT XTREME FROM BEHIND!! He’s beating the shit out of Amazo!! It’s a rape!! IT’S A RAPE- NO!! Amazo starts kicking the shit out of Matt Xtreme!! MEXICAN SUPERPOWERS!! MATT XTREME HAS SUPERPOWERS TOO!! AND BY SUPERPOWERS, I MEAN HE JUST KICKED AMAZO IN THE DICK!! Amazo just falls to his knees as Matt gets a chair and- IT’S THE NEW GUY!! KYLE O’RIELY-I MEAN, O’RAPELY!! YYYYYYEEEEAAAA!! WITH A BICYCLE!! BICYCLE KICK ON MATT XTREME- NO! Matt ducks! MATT DUCKS!! Matt rolls out of the ring as Kyle helps Amazo up, and Matt does some crazy Australian dance up the ramp. He’s so crazy.

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OMEGA vs SURGE - TV Title

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For the TV Fuckin' Title. Yea. YEA. YEA! OMEGA KICKS SURGE IN THE FACE RIGHT AS HE'S ENTERING THE RING! Omega then goes on to the apron and attempts some sort of Brainbuster move, but SURGE COUNTERS IT INTO A FUCKING BLOCKBUSTER TO THE OUTSIDE!!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO OMEGA's FACE! OMEGA NO SELLS! HE JUDO TOSSES SURGE INTO THE BARRICADE!! RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE!!! Omega then pulls Surge to his feet and POWERBOMBS HIM ON THE GOD DAMN APRON HOLY SHIT MY FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omega then rolls into the ring and is like "Oh, that fag is totally dead now. Just raise my hand now, ref. 'Cause he's dead. Like a true fag." But the ref doesnt raise his hand and instead begins to count Surge out. Omega is like "HEY, I TOLD YOU TO RAISE MY HAND NOW REF!!!" and then UPPERCUTS THE REF THROUGH THE ROPES!!!!!!!! This then ignites some sort of fire inside of Surge, who quickly leaps to his feet AND COMES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A FLYING FUCKING ELBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! BACKDROP DRIVER ON OMEGA!!!!! REPEATED THRUST KICKS TO OMEGA'S RIGHT EAR!!!!! OMEGA CATCHES ONE OF THE KICKS! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SURGE FUCKIN' NO SELLS IT AND HITS OMEGA WITH A RYDEEN BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SURGE PINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







































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THE REF IS STILL DEAD FROM WHEN OMEGA UPPERCUTTED HIM THROUGH THE ROPES! SURGE IS LIKE "OH FUCK" AND THEN GETS PALM STRIKED IN THE FACE BY OMEGA!!! OMEGA GOES FOR A SUPLEX! NO! SURGE COUNTERS IT INTO A VICTORY ROLL! NO! OMEGA PUTS SURGE IN THE OMEGA LOCK!!! SURGE COUNTERS INTO AN ARMBAR!!! OMEGA DEADLIFTS SURGE INTO A FIREMANS CARRY POSITION! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!!!!!!!!! NO! SURGE SOMEHOW PROTECTS HIMSELF AND TORNADO DDT'S OMEGA THROUGH THE ROPES!!!!!!!!!! OMEGA GRABS ON TO THE MIDDLE ROPE AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!! SURGE THEN BEGINS TO HEADBUTT OMEGA REPEATEDLY UNTIL HIS GRIP BEGINS TO LOOSEN!!!!!!!!!! OMEGA USES ALL OF HIS STRENGTH TO BACK BODY DROP SURGE INTO THE RING!!!!!!! OMEGA THEN SLINGSHOTS THROUGH THE ROPES AND SPEARS SURGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!! SURGE CATCHES HIM WITH A SPIKE DDT!!!!!!! SURGE THEN HITS THE CURB STOMP OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!! DRAGON SUPLEX TO OMEGA!!!!!!!!!! ROLLING ELBOW TO SURGE!!!!!!!! SURGE GERMAN SUPLEXES OMEGA INTO THE ROPES!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO, HE'S GOING FOR IT! THE FALCON ARROW! THE DEADLIEST MOVE KNOWN TO MAN! NO! OMEGA REVERSES INTO A FRONT CHANCERY!!!!!!!!!!!! HE USES WHAT STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT TO ATTEMPT TO MAKE SURGE TAP OUT, BUT SURGE IS JUST TOO FUCKING BAD ASS!!!!!!!!!!! NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX BY SURGE!!!!!!!!!!!! SURGE GOES FOR THE FALCON ARROW!!!!!!!! THE REF IS CONVENIENTLY GETTING INTO THE RING RIGHT NOW!!!!!! HE HIT IT!!!!! SURGE HIT THE FALCON ARROW ON OMEGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT, HERE COMES ROBERT CAIRO!!!!!!!!!!!! ROBERT FUCKING CAIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE GETS ON THE APRON AND BEGINS YELLING AT SURGE, WHO QUICKLY PUNCHES CAIRO RIGHT IN HIS FACE!!!!!!!!!!! SURGE THEN GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

































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DING DING FUCKING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TIME LIMIT IS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT A GAY ENDING. SURGE HAD THAT SHIT WON! THE FANS ARE BLATANTLY CHANTING FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES, BUT CAIRO SAYS NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE TIME!!! TOO BAD, SO SAD!! SURGE IS LIKE "I'M GONNA RIP THOSE FUCKERS APART AND THEN BEAT THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS TO DEATH WITH THEIR OWN LIMBS."

Surge is super mega pissed. And when I say super mega pissed, I mean SUPER MEGA PISSED!! Cairo, probably against better judgement…GETS IN THE RING WITH THE CRAZY-ASS SURGE!! AAAAWWWWW, SHIITTT!! AND HE STARTS BERATTING HIM!! AAAAAAAAWWWW, SSHHIIIITTTT!! And Surge has had enough!! HE’S HAD ENOUGH!! He grabs Cairo by the collar and- SPEAR!! BUT NOT FROM SURGE!! FROM OMEGA!! ON SURGE!! Cairo was distracting Surge! HE WAS DISTRACTING SURGE!! What a sly bastard!! Surge sells that shit like a boss as Omega grabs his TV Title, and Cairo grabs a mic on his way up the ramp. Cairo says that if Surge wants beef he can bring the ruckus, ‘cause Cairo has Omega, and Omega will kick Surge’s ass!! YEAA!!!

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[COMMERCIAL]

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ANGEL RODRIGUEZ vs DUSTIN SHORE vs NEVILLE RYAN vs TWISTA XL - #1 contender's match

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Everybody is in the ring. Well, except Angel. He's not there. Because he hasn't come out yet! Wait, Mexican music plays! He's coming! He's coming! ...and he doesn't come out at all. Huh. BLAM! TWISTA THROAT KICKS NEVILLE IN HIS FACE! Twista is like "YEA" but then Shore comes from behind and SHOREPLEXES HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! Neville then comes from behind and lifts Shore on to his shoulders! Twista then comes flying off the top rope AND TOGETHER THEY HIT THE FUCKING DOOMSDAY DEVICE ON SHORE!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!@!#@@E~!~!~~!!! WAIT, NO, TWISTA DUCKS SHORE!!! WAIT, NO, NEVILLE TOSSES HIM INTO THE AIR AND SHOREPLEXES HIM ALL THE WAY TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!!!!!!!!!!! SHORE THEN COMES FROM BEHIND AND SHOREPLEXES NEVILLE OVER THE ROPES!!!!!!! Twista tries getting to his feet, but SHORE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND PUNTS HIM IN HIS FUCKING SKULL!!!!!!!! Shore goes for the pin, but Twista rolls out of the ring!!! SCHMOG! NEVILLE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND MAFIA KICK'S SHORE IN HIS FACE!!! HE THEN GOES FOR A TORTURE RACK, BUT SHORE COUNTERS IT INTO A SUNSET FLIP!!!!!! WAIT, NO! NEVILLE PUTS SHORE IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!!!! COUNTER!!! SHORE KNEES NEVILLE IN THE FACE! TWISTA COMES FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE! NO! SHORE AND NEVILLE MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! THEY THEN SIMULTANEOUSLY SUPER KICK TWISTA IN HIS FACE!!!!!!! SHORE THEN DOES SOME FUCKING AWESOME PARKOUR MOVES OFF OF TWISTA'S BACK AND HITS NEVILLE WITH A SHORNADO DDT!!!!!!!! SHORE PINES! NO, HE PINS! YES, 1........... 2............. NEVILLE KICKS OUT!!! TWISTA THEN COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND NINJA KICKS SHORE IN HIS EAR!!!!!!! NEVILLE KIPS UP AND HITS SHORE WITH A SAITO SUPLEX!!!! TWISTA GOES FOR A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER ON NEVILLE!!! NO! NEVILLE HITS TWISTA WITH AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!! Neville slowly crawls to Twista's dead body and tries going for the pin, BUT NO SHIT ITS ANGEL RODFUCKINGRIGUEZ!!!!!! ANGEL COMES OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE AND CORKSCREW NECKBREAKERS NEVILLE INTO THE ROPES!!!!!!! The ref is like WTF and Angel is like "I'M IN THIS MATCH BITCH!!!!" ANGEL THEN PUNTS DUSTIN RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING SKULL!!!!!!!! Angel then turns back to the ref and hands him FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!! "You didn't see anything." Some Mexican guy in the crowd then tosses Angel a KENDO STICK! ANGEL THEN BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF SHORE WITH THE KENDO STICK UNTIL ITS BROKEN IN HALF! THE MEXICAN MAN IN THE CROWD THEN TOSSES ANGEL A BASEBALL BAT!!!!! HE GOES TO HIT NEVILLE WITH IT, BUT NEVILLE DUCKS THAT SHIT!!!! NEVILLE GOES FOR A LARIAT, BUT ANGEL PULLS DOWN THE ROPES AND NEVILLE GOES FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! YES!!!!! ANGEL THEN SMASHES THE BAT RIGHT INTO TWISTA'S SKULL!!! DUSTIN SHORE IS UP!!! EL NINO PLANTER ON SHORE!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! SHORE IS FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!! ANGEL PINS!!!!!!!!!!!






















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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANGEL WINS!!!!!! THAT FUCKING EVIL BASTARD!!!!!!! I HOPE HE DIES!!!!! HE DIDNT DESERVE THAT WIN!!!! HE DOESNT DESERVE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Angel celebrates in the ring, ‘cause he just won himself his World Title opportunity!! HOLY SHIT!! AND HIS BIG NIGGA VICTOR ELIAS LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR AS THE CROWD CHEERS LIKE CRAZY!! SI, ANGEL, SI!! Nah, they don’t, they fucking hate Angel’s retarded face and boo the shit out of him. FUCK YOU, ANGEL!! I HOPE YOU DIE!! Oh, wait…IT’S THE MEXICAN!! BUT HE’S NOT MEXICAN, HE’S JUST MASKED!! He takes the mask off and it’s…























…HARRY FUCKING JONES!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT???????? AND DUSTIN IS JUST LAYING THERE!! SO IS TWISTA!!! AND NEVILLE IS DUMB-FOUNDED AS WELL!! AND WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF

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Mind is blown .. Cum is everywhere. ....

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Kyle O'Rapely chilling backstage with El Amazo, wearing his luchador mask, being fucking awesome, as fucking usually. He sees Casey walk by and just nods his head, before going back to cursing.
"FUCKING MATT AWESOME-O WHAT EVER THE FUCK HIS NAME IS!"

Cyrus Black does champion shit.

Twista XL does non-number one contender shit.

Surge does necrophilia.

Oh, and Scott Gone does owner shit.

Casey Anomaly does butt-hurt about not being in the main event shit.

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Casey Anomaly does butt-hurt about not being in the main event shit.

Scott Gone does punishing Casey for not giving him a mouthski to earn his place stuff.

Napoleon Complex wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Casey Anomaly does butt-hurt about not being in the main event shit.

Scott Gone does punishing Casey for not giving him a mouthski to earn his place stuff.

Casey does explaining that he paid off Matt Nowhere to give him the mouthski instead.

Matt Nowhere does crying backstage, due to low testosterone levels cause of only having one testicle, not wanting to do the mouthski.

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Casey Anomaly does butt-hurt about not being in the main event shit.

Scott Gone does punishing Casey for not giving him a mouthski to earn his place stuff.

Casey does explaining that he paid off Matt Nowhere to give him the mouthski instead.

Matt Nowhere does crying backstage, due to low testosterone levels cause of only having one testicle, not wanting to do the mouthski.

"Can Casey Anomaly go to Scott Gone's office? Casey Anomaly - Scott Gone's office."

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Casey Anomaly does butt-hurt about not being in the main event shit.

Scott Gone does punishing Casey for not giving him a mouthski to earn his place stuff.

Casey does explaining that he paid off Matt Nowhere to give him the mouthski instead.

Matt Nowhere does crying backstage, due to low testosterone levels cause of only having one testicle, not wanting to do the mouthski.

"Can Casey Anomaly go to Scott Gone's office? Casey Anomaly - Scott Gone's office."

Casey sighs and walks down the hall to Scott's office. He walks in

"Look I told you no mouthski from me."

Scott just sits at his desk, down to his underwear.

"I didn't call you in for that. Look, Casey, I know it must be frustrating to not get a rematch for the World Title, especially after that epic you had with Cyrus. But that was a decision made by me, by Warren, and possibly by Aidan as well. I don't know about him, he's just...weirder than me. Anyways, what made that match epic was that it was a first-time encounter for the most part, it hadn't been seen before, hadn't been done. I'd like to keep it that way. That's why I like to circulate matches, opportunities, et cetera. Those who deserve it will get a shot, and for the fans, it keeps the action unique and entertaining. If you work hard, and continue to beat people like, say, the International Champion Kevin Evans, as you did, you'll get another shot. But as you saw with Angel, who was obligated a World Title rematch or some shit, work for it. I like exciting wrestling and all that stuff, but I'm not putting my employees in danger by having them do crazy shit every week like Travis, I'm not going to keep anyone down like whoever ran CWW, and I'm not going to make hollow plans based on stupid decisions like the Jerichos. EFNW is supposed to be an alternative, and I'd like to make it one again. Alright, friend?"

Scott stands up and extends his hand.

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Casey Anomaly does butt-hurt about not being in the main event shit.

Scott Gone does punishing Casey for not giving him a mouthski to earn his place stuff.

Casey does explaining that he paid off Matt Nowhere to give him the mouthski instead.

Matt Nowhere does crying backstage, due to low testosterone levels cause of only having one testicle, not wanting to do the mouthski.

"Can Casey Anomaly go to Scott Gone's office? Casey Anomaly - Scott Gone's office."

Casey sighs and walks down the hall to Scott's office. He walks in

"Look I told you no mouthski from me."

Scott just sits at his desk, down to his underwear.

"I didn't call you in for that. Look, Casey, I know it must be frustrating to not get a rematch for the World Title, especially after that epic you had with Cyrus. But that was a decision made by me, by Warren, and possibly by Aidan as well. I don't know about him, he's just...weirder than me. Anyways, what made that match epic was that it was a first-time encounter for the most part, it hadn't been seen before, hadn't been done. I'd like to keep it that way. That's why I like to circulate matches, opportunities, et cetera. Those who deserve it will get a shot, and for the fans, it keeps the action unique and entertaining. If you work hard, and continue to beat people like, say, the International Champion Kevin Evans, as you did, you'll get another shot. But as you saw with Angel, who was obligated a World Title rematch or some shit, work for it. I like exciting wrestling and all that stuff, but I'm not putting my employees in danger by having them do crazy shit every week like Travis, I'm not going to keep anyone down like whoever ran CWW, and I'm not going to make hollow plans based on stupid decisions like the Jerichos. EFNW is supposed to be an alternative, and I'd like to make it one again. Alright, friend?"

Scott stands up and extends his hand.

Casey seems taken back by Scott's statements and his niceness. He stutters for a few minutes before shaking his hand with a grin on his face.

"Well now that you explain it like that, it makes total sense. I appreciate you telling me that."

At a loss for words Casey doesn't say much more.

"Thank you for understanding, Casey. As a part-owner of EFNW, it's my duty to deliver the best quality wrestling and entertainment, not only for the fans, but for my employees as well. If there is anything you need, any question you want answered, whatever, I'm right here."

Scott sits down and pulls out his pipe before lighting it and taking a puff.

Scott goes back to doing owner shit.

Surge is super pissed about Omega and Cairo fucking him over. PIECE OF SHIT~!!

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Scott goes back to doing owner shit.

Surge is super pissed about Omega and Cairo fucking him over. PIECE OF SHIT~!!

Cairo and Omega are not pissed.

Kramer wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Scott goes back to doing owner shit.

Surge is super pissed about Omega and Cairo fucking him over. PIECE OF SHIT~!!

Cairo and Omega are not pissed.

They will be when they find out Surge jizzed in their gear-bags.