Surge doesn't move. His face just stays there as Noeleen's fist grinds up against it. He grabs her hand and throws it to the right before continuing to stare at her boobs.
"Did what?"
noeleen phoenix Rookie
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Greatest Love Story Ever Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:54 pm
Surge doesn't move. His face just stays there as Noeleen's fist grinds up against it. He grabs her hand and throws it to the right before continuing to stare at her boobs.
"Did what?"
Noeleen Phoenix
Cunt.
*Begins to walk away*
fuck Veteran
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Greatest Love Story Ever Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:58 pm
Surge doesn't move. His face just stays there as Noeleen's fist grinds up against it. He grabs her hand and throws it to the right before continuing to stare at her boobs.
"Did what?"
Noeleen Phoenix
Cunt.
*Begins to walk away*
"Oh..."
Quote :
Think fast.
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THINK FAST!!
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She's pretty cute when she's trying to be seriou-TTTHHHIIINNNKKK FFFAAASSSSTTTT!!
Surge runs up behind Noeleen and grabs her. He then proceeds to press the stunned Noeleen over his head and throw her out the window Psychoface threw her bag from.
"I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! I just had to think fast!", Surge yells as Noeleen flies through the window.
noeleen phoenix Rookie
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Greatest Love Story Ever Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:06 pm
Noeleen Phoenix
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!
*Falls straight on top of Psychoface*
Harold Hall of Famer
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Greatest Love Story Ever Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:27 am
Oriadon wrote:
Punk wrote:
Harry Jones: "There will never … ”
Dustin Shore: ...be a more persistent pain in the ass than Harry Jones?
*The camera shows Dustin coming onto the stage to no music, and the crowd pops!*
Dustin Shore: You are still going on about this, aren't you? You still hold to your petty beliefs that because you claim you have all the answers, you are better than everyone else. I wouldn't dream to be so arrogant as to put myself above my fans, whether they are CWW or ECCW or EFNW! And as the final CWW World Champion, I'm damn proud of my roots! You see, my wrestling career didn't grow up on a booster seat daddy gave me. I've worked just as hard as anyone else to get to where I am today, and I have proven time and again that only a fool walks into a match with me with the arrogance you've put on display. No, the fans aren't why I'm doing this. They are just a bonus. You want to push your philosophy, you want to tell people you've never met who they are. I'm here to tell you, Harry Jones, that this sin't about philosophy, this isn't about what you think and what I think, because it is obvious neither of us is swaying the other with words. I won't join you, so you'll have to stop me. But I have to question, can you do it? You had such a hard time last month, and you barely matched me. Pain for Pride taught me a lot...and I'm ready to take you on. I'm not scared of what you've done. I'm not scared of all the championships you've held. I'm not scared of the blood you've shed in this ring, yours or someone else's! I've got my convictions behind me, and I have all these fans *Dustin points around the arena to cheers from the crowd* behind me! I'm gonna stand toe to toe with you, I'm gonna let loose with a fistful of dynamite, and when I've beaten you, you'll hear the fans cheering, you'll see me standing over you, celebrating. You'll wonder where your master plan went wrong. And hopefully, you'll remember what you used to know, what I know now.
After hearing Shore’s response, Jones finds himself rolling around the mat howling with laughter!
Harry Jones: “Good rebuttal, dickhead!”
Jones eventually composes himself and retorts.
Harry Jones: “I almost … I almost feel sorry for you! After a seemingly endless amount of sacrifice and devotion to this industry, you still haven’t managed to gain any respect or admiration from anybody! Over here in EFNW Wrestling, even Jarrett Calloway has managed to garner more respect than you … and he fucking sucks! I know you consider yourself to be a martyr or a top shelf athlete in your home-brand of CWW, but the truth is; the company sucked with or without you. You never made an impact, Dustin; NOBODY ever gave a crap about you or your stupid philosophies which is exactly why they chose ME to wrestle Marcus Kane in the main event, whilst you drift back into obscurity with Keith Evans and the rest of your untalented friends! Our minds might be complex as a whole, but deep down at the core - the very center of our brains, we're all the same, Dustin. However, I have ascended into something far more intellegent and complex. Something that is far more ... evil. I know this may be a hard pill to swallow, Dustin, but you and I need each other. Every hero needs a villain! Every protagonist needs an antagonist! Every wrestling industry needs a Tyrant; and more to the point, every wrestling industry needs a Harry Jones! No matter what goes down at Interactive Anarchy ... win or lose ... I will still be recognised as the better wrestler ... and more to the point, I will be recognised as the better man. Interactive Anarchy is only a spoke on the wheel, because with this legacy that I'm leaving behind ... Harry Jones will be living forever!"
Harry drops his microphone and casually leaves the ring.
OT: This is meh. Been really busy lately.
★ThatRoughToughChick★ Curtain Jerker
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Greatest Love Story Ever Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:13 pm
Lara James - *Walking through the hallway thinking to herself*
"So, now Noeleen is dead, does that mean i get the title?"
Gina Koba - *Watches Noeleen falling ou of the window and laughs, shaking her head*
"It's no wonder these places die a death, with all this stupidity going on!"
noeleen phoenix Rookie
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Greatest Love Story Ever Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:18 pm
★ThatRoughToughChick★ wrote:
Lara James - *Walking through the hallway thinking to herself*
"So, now Noeleen is dead, does that mean i get the title?"
Gina Koba - *Watches Noeleen falling ou of the window and laughs, shaking her head*
"It's no wonder these places die a death, with all this stupidity going on!"
ot- LMFAO, WE SHOULD HOLD A FUNERAL FOR ME LOL. idk what the fuck cujo did with me last night or marik. their fault
TJ #1 Contender
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Greatest Love Story Ever Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:48 pm
Guys I'm cool now?
RifRad Jobber
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Greatest Love Story Ever Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:48 pm
The Rock wrote:
RifRad wrote:
.nova. wrote:
RifRad wrote:
RifRad wrote:
Gotenks wrote:
Alex Nova makes his way down to the ring with the fans booing him out, and his Revolution title sitting firmly around his waist. He's already holding a mic, no more detail, a few moments later he's in the ring.
Alex Nova: Alright, so over the past week, everyone's been asking me the same old questions: why don't you answer Riff? Why haven't you been appearing as often as you used to? And I have my reasons, just like anyone else would. Riff Radley, I've kept in contact with you like a normal human being, whether it be over the internet, or a cute little note, but instead you insist on sending one of your interviewer guys to ask for you? Yeah, that proves how much guts you have, and it also shows me that the only balls you'll ever have is talking behind someones back. You want this title match more than the rest of the guys who also lost that match. You're like a little kid that can't wait to open Christmas presents in the early morning. Constantly asking "CAN I? CAN I? CAN I?" When the answer is obviously "No, you have to wait." But in this case, you don't want to wait do ya? You want it as soon as possible. So what you do is go to Robert Cairo and ask HIM. Seeing as that will make a difference. Well here you go Riff, you think you're at the top of your game? Well I'll test you. You did it, you bugged me enough and I snapped, but it doesn't make you look good-believe me. We will have a match for the Revolution title, and then when I dismantle you, and leave your bloody corpse in a pile, in the center of that ring, then I'm done with you, and on to whoever is next in line for the title shot. Who knows; it might be Kevin Evans, or Eric Lindgren, there's more guys out there who are hungrier than you are.
Fans boo at Nova and he flips a finger at them and they start a "YOU SUCK!" chant.
Alex Nova: I've dealt with a lot of bullshit, and you aren't making any of my problems go away Riff. The chances of you walking out with my title are one in a million. Sure , I mean you are a good competitor, and have a lot of heart, but I've been here for a while and am getting used to what goes on in the minds of superstars like you. I know you, just like I know everyone on the roster. Then again, there's some that I don't know much about, and I've paid the price. But Riff Radley mark my words, when you step into that ring with me, don't say, I didn't warn you.
*Before Alex Nova can even think of stepping out of the ring, Down and Out by Tantric blasts from the speakers, and after what was just said and what Riff had done in the past week or so, he gets quite the welcome from the fans. He enters, still wearing his dress shirt and jeans, and stands on the stage. A camera man that everyone must obviously assume is George follows him out, watching his every move.*
Riff "Well, look at the mouth on the new kid! I'm starting to think your bark hurts more than your bite, so I've decided if I can't add some ointment to my ear injury. Let's get a few things straight here Nova."
*Riff begins to walk down the ramp, followed by George.*
Riff "First, I never 'sent' this goofball to ask you anything. George, here, has been following me around ever since I put up my first promo. He asked you what he asked you of his own free will. I don't control anything, but my own future now. I've only got enough money to pay the bills of a new appartment and a little bit of food everyday. I've gone from the one percent to the bottom of the 99."
*With 99, Riff is right in front of the ring looking up at Nova.*
Riff "Second, I said I'd wait. I've only had one match in this company, and that was for that title that you hold so tightly around your waist. I didn't go to Cairo asking for our match, I went asking for A match against someone I could prove myself against so that I might get my chance at taking that belt. BUT-"
*Now Riff begins walking up the steel steps, into the ring.*
Riff "Seeing as you were so kind to offer, I'd love to fight you!"
*Riff stands just a foot from Nova now, George right behind him.*
Riff "But I don't want it to be this week. No, you're already booked. I'd like to fight you on a bigger stage where people are meant to lose titles. As soon as this next pay per view comes to town, I'll be looking to humble you worse than Cyrus did."
*The crowd goes nuts.*
Alex Nova: Well look who finally showed up. You know I pictured you differently Riff.. I saw you as sort of like me when I started here, in fact that's how I see every newbie around here. But here's the thing, you aren't a newbie are ya? You seem to be well known around here, and you know, spearing me off the stage, wow, didn't see that coming. I compare myself to nobody, and you know why that is Riff? Because nobody can compare to Alex Nova. See, I used to take advantage of my opportunities, sort of like you did. Two or three guys ganging up on me last night. First, Kevin Evans, I have to admit, beat me because you or whoever else showed up, I think It was Omega, but my point is, you're just another self-confident pussy who WANTS but can't GET. Everyone has there off night and last night was mine. Don't think for a second a LOSS, means I'm down and out. I won this title for a reason, and this title belongs around my waist. You can't use the term 'champion' lightly when you speak of me. Everyone loses Riff...Cyrus Black, he's a whole different story, but why bring him up, when its me you should be worried about?
The fans boo and Nova raises a hand to silence them he then takes a few steps towards Riff Radley and glares at him for a slight second before looking away and raising the mic to his lips
Alex Nova: Determined or not Riff, you have the short attention span of a dog, and the guts of a young aged child. Your balls have dropped ever so dramatically, and who can blame you for wanting a piece of me? Seems like I'm the target around here, and I have been since day 1. But that doesn't stop me from achieving whatever the hell I want. You walk around the back and encounter guys like Cyrus, and Surge, and Twista, and look at yourself, and compare yourself to them? Do you? I bet you do, doesn't matter because you'll never get to that level. So your good friend George here, I bet he has a family that cares for him, and the safety of his well being.. and they wouldn't want anything tragic to happen. They love him, they want him to come home to them every night, and as soon as he walks through that door, he wants to give them a big ole hug and say 'I love you'. Am I right George? He looks at George for a moment and nods his head
Alex Nova: Yeah of course I'm right, but none of that will happen. Yeah sad but true. See Riff, what you did to me, will not be forgotten. When you do something like that to ME , you go on my list. Laugh all you want, get these fans on your side but what happens in the ring, is different then what goes on outside it. For your punishment, personally, you're a good guy, at least it seemed like it.. until you sent me into 'the next dimension' with the spear. So what I'm going to do Riff, Is to see, how long you can play MY game. So here's the little twist, listen up. I'm guessing you have a family am I right? Yeah, once again I am, and how would I know that?
He points to the big screen and on it, is of course Riff's girl and she's tied up tears running down her cheek and in a dark room and two large men behind her.
Alex Nova: Riff, you can take this as a joke, or seriously listen to me. Let me introduce to you, Scott, and Jarek. They are big men Riff, they weigh about 300 plus pounds each, and have then strength of two Bulldozers. You know what it looks like they would love? To smack that ass, and flip her like a pancake on a Saturday morning. They want to put some syrup on that ass, and shred it to BITS! YOU think I'm lying RIFF? Guess who's going to watch this occur!? That's right, Georges girl is there too. What she's going to do is watch what happens to YOUR girl Riff, and then that same thing will happen to her! Do you have kids? They in school? Well I'll find them too, and they wont have anyone to blame but you Riff, for the grief and pain you are about to cause to them.
Georges girl is screaming and Riffs is tied up crying with a cloth around her mouth the two men laugh and so does Nova as he lowers the mic and turns off the screen. He looks at Riff, and rolls out of the ring and stands on the ramp with Riffs back turned to him as he stands in the ring.
Off: That awkward moment when Nova realizes that both Riff and George are single.
*Riff actually doesn't have his back to Nova, he is actually facing the big screen with a very confused look on his face. Almost dumbstruck. George has just about the same look. He looks right up at Nova.*
Riff "Ok, Nova, I give up. You are even stupider than I thought you were. First off, I don't think you understand what I mean by "so-utterly-broke-I-can't-afford-clothes." If I can't buy clothes, how the hell could I pay for the expenses of a girlfriend? And George, here. I think if he had a "girl", he probably wouldn't be doing such a dangerous, stupid job as he does. I know if I had a girl, I'd never be in this business. I wouldn't have time for it."
*Riff now looks back up at the screen, which is somehow turned on again, trying to get a really good look at the girls before continuing, the large men seem to be untying the two, not noticing the screen back on.*
Riff "Now, with that said, what kind of sick game are you really trying to play? The girl on the right looks like she could be your sister, and the one on the left looks like a whore one of your juicers probably picked up off the street. And please, I've got two guys, recently out of work, that would love to pummel those two. I invented the term hired guns. Right now, I can compare you very, VERY, closely to the old me. All that's missing is a jerk ass father and a family fortune. In fact, I can compare you to many a man that tried to pull off the abduction slash mafia idea. I believe Angel Rodriguez did the mafia thing and back in SCWA, I even tried to help out Casey Anomaly mess with the minds of the likes of the Rocker and Black Ace by taking their girls. Sure, it was a fun time. And it worked pretty damn well. Of course, we didn't have to find lame ass girls off the street or make up families for them. They had girls in the business."
*The screen goes black as the crowd starts to chant "Nova's Phony! Nova's Phony!" Riff practically smirks back at Alex, still standing, on the ramp.*
Riff "It's funny that you think you're the target. You aren't what I'm aiming for Nova. Not at all. I'm aiming for me. If anyone's balls need to drop, they're yours, you fucking two year old."
OT- Awkward.. ? K. Stay in character man.. it wasn't them he was being sarcastic. Alex Nova: WELL, congratulations Riff Rad, you have passed the first test. In case you and generically named friend there didn't notice, those 4 people were indeed close friends of mine. Now I'll give you credit, you saw right through that little trick there. A two year old Riff, really? Do I look like I'm two years old? You have to get your eyes checked by a doctor because I swear: you are the most pathetic person on this PLANET. First off, drop the whole act. Just drop it, don't even ask WHAT ACT, when you know exactly what I'm talking about so there's no need to explain it. You thought I was serious about the whole kidnapping thing, and then try, yeah, TRY to make fun of my family, which in case you haven't noticed, has no effect on me what-so-ever. I'm here to compete Riff, not to kidnap, or have 'fun' or have a guy like George follow me around since day 1. No, I'm my own man, and I do nothing that anyone else tells me to. If you insist on making fun of yourself, and saying you can't afford clothes, or hell can't even get a girl, and you say MY balls have dropped? Rethink that for a second will ya?
The fans boo at Nova like usual and he scoffs for a second and raises a hand and points to Riff
Alex Nova: I have nothing to worry about? I don't care if you walk into our 'match' or whatever you call it, and beat me, and take my title. You're not important, just another guy that came here, and tried oh ever so hard to pick on Alex, and make fun of him until I snap, well sorry to say; that's not how the game works. I may not be your target, but I am targeted constantly by the human society day in, and day out, and I take it. I take it like a man, and you on the other hand have someone holding your hand as you walk down that ramp. And yes George, I was talking about you. Well, let me ask you a question Riff, and don't flip shit when I ask you this, I just want a simple answer alright? How many titles have you won since you came to EFNW...?
Riff try's to speak on the mic but Nova cuts him off knowing he would get into detail as his sentence began with "Well that doesn't ma-"
Alex Nova: Whoa , whoa whoa, what did I just tell you? No detail, in fact, don't answer anymore, it's pointless. See playing this game with you is like playing cards with a mouse..
He backs up the ramp a bit more..
Alex Nova: There's no way Riff Rad, a mouse will beat Alex Nova for this...
He takes the belt off his waist and holds it in the air as the crowd boo's
Off: Surge is dead? Shit, now what am I gonna do with my Saturdays?!
*Riff's jaw drops.*
Riff "Please tell me you're kidding. You are completely and utterly pathetic Nova. A test? Ok, where's my second one, huh? You're more pathetic than George here. And that's coming from me. You might not have noticed, Alex, but I used to be quite the dick. A few people would still argue that I am. You're trying to right now. How could a woman ever like me? The only women that showed interest were the ones that loved money. It's rough, either you have enough to support a family or you don't these days. I haven't won a title in EFNW because I have never actually tried for one, dipstick. I've never gotten a shot before two weeks ago. In fact, I've hardly been here for a month and a half and I've had bigger problems to deal with that didn't include titles. I was fighting someone with much greater a will than I had. Yeah, that's right, I'm refering to Casey Anomaly."
*The crowd cheers the rising Legend.*
Riff "And you know what? I can admit to the fact that he was better than me. I can let it go because it was true. Meanwhile, you bitch about the fact that you're the best, that everybody looks to target you, when you jumped on the bandwagon and went right for Cyrus, having no right to. You also have the nerve to say that I need someone to lean on. That George has to hold my hand. And you're the one that tried to get lessons from Kevin Evans. Can you not see that I have no control over this guy here? Yeah, he's a nice guy, but even if I wanted him to go the fuck away, he wouldn't have to. In fact, he gets paid for this. This is his job and I'd say, from the responses I've gotten since the videos he's posted, he's pretty damn good at it."
*The crowd gives George a quite the cheer. Riff, however doesn't take his eyes off of Nova.*
Riff "Sure, I'm the challenger right now, but no matter how much you try to make fun of my name, there is no way in hell I'm going to let you walk out of Interactive Anarchy with that belt around your waist. In fact, I'm not going to let you walk out until you get it through your head that you've gotta try a different approach, you unoriginal, hunk of recycled Evans."
*He just stares daggers at Nova.*
Off: Just another note, don't have my character respond to what you're character does again. Riff is my character and he would never respond by saying the fact that he hasn't had any titles doesn't matter. Thank you. Feel free to respond.
Nova Veteran
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Greatest Love Story Ever Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:24 pm
Nova looks at him and nods his head, and the crowd cheers chanting Riffs name but Nova raises his finger to his lips as to say 'shhh' and they boo even louder
"Here we go again..let's get a couple of things straightened out here alright? Stay with me here.. I was never 'taught' by Kevin Evans, in fact the slightest say of his name gets me going. But listen, another thing is, I never made fun of your name, it's just your ears are so fucking tangled up as usual you didn't hear the right thing...again. So, to conclude your stupidity, YOU think you're going to come out of the pay-per-view with the belt, and that's fine, you know like I said I could care less if you took it earlier. The belt means nothing to me, I won it already.. and it has no sentimental value the second time in."
He takes a few steps around the ring and glares at Riff
"Cyrus Black, was a true test of my physical conditioning, and my mental abilities. He got to me, he got in my head, and I payed the price. You have a victory over Casey Anomaly? Well that's nothing big? Beat Surge. Beat Twista. Beat ME. Then you can call yourself whatever the hell you want. But as of right now, you are in hot water.. you are in my way, and you are dancing with the devil Riff. You say no girls like you, and you're proud of it...makes sense, I mean look at you walking around with your boyfriend in your arms. Hell, WHO KNOWS what you guys do in the back together."
He raises an eyebrow and the fans give him a weird pop
"Sure you are the challenger, and I'm the champion? So what? There's no more tests Riff, when we get in that ring, all will be said, but all will not be done. Because when we lock in the center of this very ring, you're going to be dealing with Alex Nova. NOT Kevin Evans, don't even know why he's part of this segment anyways. I don't care about your past accomplishments, or what you are GOING to achieve, because that is what I was designed to do.. is crush dreams. Go ahead Riff, call me pathetic, shake your head.. and whine about how I'm "embarrassing" myself.. but you don't know who you're dealing with here. You may THINK you know, but you don't.. nobody ever knows. Riff Rad, you're a fucking queer, nuff said."
The crowd gives Nova a pop now and chants "Riff the Queer" multiple times and Nova chuckles and lowers the mic awaiting a response
OT- Stop whining ya puss... suck it up.
noeleen phoenix Rookie
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Greatest Love Story Ever Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:49 pm
OT - I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO WHAT MY CHARACTER DOES. I LEARNT NOT TO DO THAT YEARS AGO BECAUSE I DID IT ONCE LOL
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Greatest Love Story Ever Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:55 pm
Cool Noeleen.
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Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Greatest Love Story Ever Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:06 pm
bitch please
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