EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil

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OT: Laptop died again.

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Hazza Keller wrote:: OT: Laptop died again.

So do you just watch tons of porn or something?

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Ali Walker

*backstage walking around listening to her ipod*

Fang

*backstage, near an area of the arena where it is almost pitch black*

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Future TJ wrote:

Hazza Keller wrote:: OT: Laptop died again.

So do you just watch tons of porn or something?

Not even normal porn with like, Jayden James or Brandy Talore or anyone. Like, hardcore fetish Japanese BDSM shit.

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Surgeta wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

Hazza Keller wrote:: OT: Laptop died again.

So do you just watch tons of porn or something?

Not even normal porn with like, Jayden James or Brandy Talore or anyone. Like, hardcore fetish Japanese BDSM shit.

All 12 year olds are adventurous, what of it

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Hazza Keller wrote:

Oriadon wrote:

Frieza wrote:: Harry Jones makes his signature entrance & receives an onslaught of boos from the EFNW fans.

Harry Jones: "Yet again I find myself trapped here; imprisoned against my will, amongst all those who would wish to do me harm. Once more, I find myself pounding on the doors, desperately calling out for ... help. For salvation; for some kindred spirit to come along and save me from this place ... But it's pointless. My efforts are fruitless, my calls go unheard ... some would say it's futile, even. Some would venture out as far as to say that there's no escape from this ... reality, as they'd refer to it - this life that I've been condemned to live, surrounded by vultures, leeches, and parasites alike. But being the unique individual that I am, I know better. I know that this ... life and this reality ... they're not real. The only thing real is me - HARRY JONES!"

Harry paces back and forth, collecting his thoughts.

Harry Jones: "Unlike everyone else on this God-forsaken planet, I see clearly; no illusions, no tricks, no veil pulled over my eyes ... I see this place, this life for what it truly is ... and the people in it for what they really are ... hypocrites. Dustin Shore is the biggest one of them all, because - "

TBC by You Know Who

OT: Short & sweet.

*Harry is cut off by Dustin Shore's music, and he comes out onto the stage to a good ovation. He walks down to the ring with his microphone in hand, and ends up standing opposite Harry Jones, watching him as his music cuts out.*

Dustin Shore: Sorry to interrupt you, Harry. Please, continue. I think you were going to talk about why I'm such a huge hypocrite.

*Harry glares at Dustin for a moment, but when it looks like he is going to talk again, Dustin cuts him off.*

Dustin Shore: Actually, I think we've heard quite enough out of you.

*The crowd pops as Harry looks angry at being cut off.*

Dustin Shore: You are the only one left, the only one that is real, blah, blah, blah. Honestly, I couldn't care less why you did what you did to me, why you think you're better than everyone, why you think you're in the Matrix or whatever the hell you're talking about. I don't care anymore. You wanna talk about leeches and parasites, about being The Best in the World. You want to talk about my career, and you want to talk about how I am the harbinger of death for professional wrestling. I'm getting damn sick of your crazy, world-changing, conspiracy theory bullshit. The very plain fact of the matter is, you tried to end my career. And you didn't even have the balls to do it to my face. No, Harry, you want to end my career? You should have done it to my face. Now, I'm sorely tempted to drop this mic, take a few steps forward, and proceed to beat the unholy man-shit out of you. But what would that accomplish? Security would come out here, break us apart, and at the best I'd get to hit you two or three dozen times. So I think I want to give you a chance to end my career, crazy as that sounds. I want to fight you, in a match. More importantly, I want to beat you, and put an end to this lunacy.

Harry Jones: "Dustin, there are a few things which require clarification. First and foremost; I'm not insane ... but I'll tell you what I am, Dustin; PISSED off! I want to make sure that you understand the magnitude of the situation you oh-so willingly threw yourself into. I want to make sure you REALIZE ... just how important this match is, and just how FAR I'm willing to go to make sure that once all is said and done? I'm the last man standing. You see, Dustin, you've thrust yourself into a proverbial black hole - an endless abyss of agony, suffering, and torment - and that's before you step foot in that ring with me. Because I know you, Dustin - I can see into your brain, feel the few thoughts left in your mind that are truly your own ... and already, I've gotten to you. Already, I've planted the seeds of doubt and despair within your mind - I've forced you to question and challenge everything you thought you knew ... and that alone will tear you apart in ways that even I'm not capable of. Do you understand me, Dustin? Do you realize what this means?"

Harry briefly pauses, before continuing.

Harry Jones: "Haha ... it means that even here, even now, I've already won. In fact, my success was certain the moment that you cost me the EFNW Wrestling Championship! The moment that those leeches started cheering for you - the moment you embraced the love and compassion of the fans was the night that you solidified yourself as a worthless piece of trash! You solidified yourself as an imbecile who is too dimwitted and short-sighted to see that you're nothing more but a puppet to those people - those fans that you love oh-so dearly. It was that moment, Dustin, that very instant that sealed your fate ... Because you made the mistake of making your presence known. Your lust and need to be in the spotlight, to be the center of attention served only to screw you over in the end, your misguided actions and your need to cater to your dear, precious fans left you blind, and it all led you to believe that challenging me was a ... smart thing to do. A reasonable action, but the fact of the matter is that in that very moment, you made the worst mistake of your life."

While Harry takes another moment to collect his thoughts, Dustin thinks about what Harry had to say.

Harry Jones: "You attempted to take me from top to bottom in just one night ... but all you did was further my point. All you did ... was prove just how mindless you truly are; how far gone your pride and dignity are, to sell yourself out to those people. You came out there one month ago in front of the entire world, seeking approval; BEGGING to be noticed, dying for the attention of all of your supposed fans ... Well congratulations, Dustin, because you got what you wanted. You wanted to catch someone's attention in order to make a legitimate name for yourself in a legitimate wrestling company ... and you did. The only problem there is that you didn't just catch anyone's attention, Shore. You didn't simply get yourself noticed by Robert Cairo or those fans ... in fact, they probably still don't even know who you are. But that's okay, Dustin - that's alright, because you caught the attention of the only person that matters in this company - no, in this INDUSTRY! You caught my attention. Which I'm sure is feeling like a blessing right now, to be noticed by the greatest performer in professional wrestling today ... but it's not, and come Pain For Pride, you'll realize that, Dustin! You will realize that there will NEVER be another Harry Jones!"

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The new P&H World Champ, Surge, is walking around after he finished 'bating to the fact that he's now like, 30-0 as well as the World Champ there. Life is good.

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Angel Rodriguez knocks on Robert Cairo's door.

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The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez knocks on Robert Cairo's door.

*Robert gets up briskly from his desk and opens the door for Angel. He greets him with a smile*
Cairo: Hello there, Mr. Rodriguez! What can I do you for?

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Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez knocks on Robert Cairo's door.

*Robert gets up briskly from his desk and opens the door for Angel. He greets him with a smile*
Cairo: Hello there, Mr. Rodriguez! What can I do you for?

AR: Well, first of all, let me say that although you've only been GM for a few weeks, you've really done a great job. Now the reason I'm here is because I don't feel that the previous regime has offered their star man enough security when it comes to a man like Marcus Kane. He's been intimidating me backstage for the last few weeks and I want to know what you plan to do about it.

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The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez knocks on Robert Cairo's door.

*Robert gets up briskly from his desk and opens the door for Angel. He greets him with a smile*
Cairo: Hello there, Mr. Rodriguez! What can I do you for?

AR: Well, first of all, let me say that although you've only been GM for a few weeks, you've really done a great job. Now the reason I'm here is because I don't feel that the previous regime has offered their star man enough security when it comes to a man like Marcus Kane. He's been intimidating me backstage for the last few weeks and I want to know what you plan to do about it.

Cairo: Well the safety of our workers is my top priority. But let me ask you, what do you want me to do about it?

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 21, 2012 1:46 pm

Surgeta wrote:: The new P&H World Champ, Surge, is walking around after he finished 'bating to the fact that he's now like, 30-0 as well as the World Champ there. Life is good.

He comes across Cyrus, who's apparently making one huge belt out of all the belts he currently possesses. Yes, he is very talented.

Cyrus Black: Oh hey, Surge.

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Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:: The new P&H World Champ, Surge, is walking around after he finished 'bating to the fact that he's now like, 30-0 as well as the World Champ there. Life is good.

He comes across Cyrus, who's apparently making one huge belt out of all the belts he currently possesses. Yes, he is very talented.

Cyrus Black: Oh hey, Surge.

Surge: "Hello, Cyrus."

He gives a wave before looking at all the titles.

Surge: "So, that's the EFNW World Title, AMLL TV Title, P&H International Title...and what else?"

Contender Posts : 1677 Age : 30 Location : Whitby, England

Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez knocks on Robert Cairo's door.

*Robert gets up briskly from his desk and opens the door for Angel. He greets him with a smile*
Cairo: Hello there, Mr. Rodriguez! What can I do you for?

AR: Well, first of all, let me say that although you've only been GM for a few weeks, you've really done a great job. Now the reason I'm here is because I don't feel that the previous regime has offered their star man enough security when it comes to a man like Marcus Kane. He's been intimidating me backstage for the last few weeks and I want to know what you plan to do about it.

Cairo: Well the safety of our workers is my top priority. But let me ask you, what do you want me to do about it?

AR: Whatever it takes. Suspend him, ban him from ringside for my matches, keep him under watch during the show, I don't care.

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:31 pm

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:: The new P&H World Champ, Surge, is walking around after he finished 'bating to the fact that he's now like, 30-0 as well as the World Champ there. Life is good.

He comes across Cyrus, who's apparently making one huge belt out of all the belts he currently possesses. Yes, he is very talented.

Cyrus Black: Oh hey, Surge.

Surge: "Hello, Cyrus."

He gives a wave before looking at all the titles.

Surge: "So, that's the EFNW World Title, AMLL TV Title, P&H International Title...and what else?"

Cyrus Black: Oh these? Just some indy titles that I may or may not currently be the champion of. They wanted me to hand them in before devoting most of my time to PNH and EFNW, but I laughed and patted them on the heads before heading out the door.

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Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:: The new P&H World Champ, Surge, is walking around after he finished 'bating to the fact that he's now like, 30-0 as well as the World Champ there. Life is good.

He comes across Cyrus, who's apparently making one huge belt out of all the belts he currently possesses. Yes, he is very talented.

Cyrus Black: Oh hey, Surge.

Surge: "Hello, Cyrus."

He gives a wave before looking at all the titles.

Surge: "So, that's the EFNW World Title, AMLL TV Title, P&H International Title...and what else?"

Cyrus Black: Oh these? Just some indy titles that I may or may not currently be the champion of. They wanted me to hand them in before devoting most of my time to PNH and EFNW, but I laughed and patted them on the heads before heading out the door.

"Delicious.", Surge comments as he watches PWG Fear...IN HIS HEAD~!!

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:40 pm

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:: The new P&H World Champ, Surge, is walking around after he finished 'bating to the fact that he's now like, 30-0 as well as the World Champ there. Life is good.

He comes across Cyrus, who's apparently making one huge belt out of all the belts he currently possesses. Yes, he is very talented.

Cyrus Black: Oh hey, Surge.

Surge: "Hello, Cyrus."

He gives a wave before looking at all the titles.

Surge: "So, that's the EFNW World Title, AMLL TV Title, P&H International Title...and what else?"

Cyrus Black: Oh these? Just some indy titles that I may or may not currently be the champion of. They wanted me to hand them in before devoting most of my time to PNH and EFNW, but I laughed and patted them on the heads before heading out the door.

"Delicious.", Surge comments as he watches PWG Fear...IN HIS HEAD~!!

Because Surge and Cyrus are the most awesomest awesome tag team in history, Cyrus can also watch FEAR inside Surge's head.

Cyrus Black: Man, I'd break Candice Lerae's hips. We really should get ourselves a valet.

#1 Contender Posts : 2043 Age : 33

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez knocks on Robert Cairo's door.

*Robert gets up briskly from his desk and opens the door for Angel. He greets him with a smile*
Cairo: Hello there, Mr. Rodriguez! What can I do you for?

AR: Well, first of all, let me say that although you've only been GM for a few weeks, you've really done a great job. Now the reason I'm here is because I don't feel that the previous regime has offered their star man enough security when it comes to a man like Marcus Kane. He's been intimidating me backstage for the last few weeks and I want to know what you plan to do about it.

Cairo: Well the safety of our workers is my top priority. But let me ask you, what do you want me to do about it?

AR: Whatever it takes. Suspend him, ban him from ringside for my matches, keep him under watch during the show, I don't care.

Cairo: Tell you what, Angel, next time he tries to intervene in a match I will send him to the back. Sound good?

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Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:: The new P&H World Champ, Surge, is walking around after he finished 'bating to the fact that he's now like, 30-0 as well as the World Champ there. Life is good.

He comes across Cyrus, who's apparently making one huge belt out of all the belts he currently possesses. Yes, he is very talented.

Cyrus Black: Oh hey, Surge.

Surge: "Hello, Cyrus."

He gives a wave before looking at all the titles.

Surge: "So, that's the EFNW World Title, AMLL TV Title, P&H International Title...and what else?"

Cyrus Black: Oh these? Just some indy titles that I may or may not currently be the champion of. They wanted me to hand them in before devoting most of my time to PNH and EFNW, but I laughed and patted them on the heads before heading out the door.

"Delicious.", Surge comments as he watches PWG Fear...IN HIS HEAD~!!

Because Surge and Cyrus are the most awesomest awesome tag team in history, Cyrus can also watch FEAR inside Surge's head.

Cyrus Black: Man, I'd break Candice Lerae's hips. We really should get ourselves a valet.

After hours of retarded staring into space, Surge replies.

"All dose poiple. All dose hamboigahs."

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:12 pm

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:: The new P&H World Champ, Surge, is walking around after he finished 'bating to the fact that he's now like, 30-0 as well as the World Champ there. Life is good.

He comes across Cyrus, who's apparently making one huge belt out of all the belts he currently possesses. Yes, he is very talented.

Cyrus Black: Oh hey, Surge.

Surge: "Hello, Cyrus."

He gives a wave before looking at all the titles.

Surge: "So, that's the EFNW World Title, AMLL TV Title, P&H International Title...and what else?"

Cyrus Black: Oh these? Just some indy titles that I may or may not currently be the champion of. They wanted me to hand them in before devoting most of my time to PNH and EFNW, but I laughed and patted them on the heads before heading out the door.

"Delicious.", Surge comments as he watches PWG Fear...IN HIS HEAD~!!

Because Surge and Cyrus are the most awesomest awesome tag team in history, Cyrus can also watch FEAR inside Surge's head.

Cyrus Black: Man, I'd break Candice Lerae's hips. We really should get ourselves a valet.

After hours of retarded staring into space, Surge replies.

"All dose poiple. All dose hamboigahs."

Cyrus sighs as Surge has a tendency to do this. So, he pulls out his cell phone and, five minute later, a shady-looking man in a brown overcoat hands him a brown paper bag.

Cyrus Black: Hey Surge, would you like a Surge-Snack?

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Ali Walker

*walking around backstage aftering some intense training*

Fang

*in the arena's boiler room*

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Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez knocks on Robert Cairo's door.

*Robert gets up briskly from his desk and opens the door for Angel. He greets him with a smile*
Cairo: Hello there, Mr. Rodriguez! What can I do you for?

AR: Well, first of all, let me say that although you've only been GM for a few weeks, you've really done a great job. Now the reason I'm here is because I don't feel that the previous regime has offered their star man enough security when it comes to a man like Marcus Kane. He's been intimidating me backstage for the last few weeks and I want to know what you plan to do about it.

Cairo: Well the safety of our workers is my top priority. But let me ask you, what do you want me to do about it?

AR: Whatever it takes. Suspend him, ban him from ringside for my matches, keep him under watch during the show, I don't care.

Cairo: Tell you what, Angel, next time he tries to intervene in a match I will send him to the back. Sound good?

Before Angel can retort, demonic laughing is heard.

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Marcus Kane wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez knocks on Robert Cairo's door.

*Robert gets up briskly from his desk and opens the door for Angel. He greets him with a smile*
Cairo: Hello there, Mr. Rodriguez! What can I do you for?

AR: Well, first of all, let me say that although you've only been GM for a few weeks, you've really done a great job. Now the reason I'm here is because I don't feel that the previous regime has offered their star man enough security when it comes to a man like Marcus Kane. He's been intimidating me backstage for the last few weeks and I want to know what you plan to do about it.

Cairo: Well the safety of our workers is my top priority. But let me ask you, what do you want me to do about it?

AR: Whatever it takes. Suspend him, ban him from ringside for my matches, keep him under watch during the show, I don't care.

Cairo: Tell you what, Angel, next time he tries to intervene in a match I will send him to the back. Sound good?

Before Angel can retort, demonic laughing is heard.

AR: Hear that? I don't think sending him to the back's going to help, but it's a start.

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Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Surgeta wrote:: The new P&H World Champ, Surge, is walking around after he finished 'bating to the fact that he's now like, 30-0 as well as the World Champ there. Life is good.

He comes across Cyrus, who's apparently making one huge belt out of all the belts he currently possesses. Yes, he is very talented.

Cyrus Black: Oh hey, Surge.

Surge: "Hello, Cyrus."

He gives a wave before looking at all the titles.

Surge: "So, that's the EFNW World Title, AMLL TV Title, P&H International Title...and what else?"

Cyrus Black: Oh these? Just some indy titles that I may or may not currently be the champion of. They wanted me to hand them in before devoting most of my time to PNH and EFNW, but I laughed and patted them on the heads before heading out the door.

"Delicious.", Surge comments as he watches PWG Fear...IN HIS HEAD~!!

Because Surge and Cyrus are the most awesomest awesome tag team in history, Cyrus can also watch FEAR inside Surge's head.

Cyrus Black: Man, I'd break Candice Lerae's hips. We really should get ourselves a valet.

After hours of retarded staring into space, Surge replies.

"All dose poiple. All dose hamboigahs."

Cyrus sighs as Surge has a tendency to do this. So, he pulls out his cell phone and, five minute later, a shady-looking man in a brown overcoat hands him a brown paper bag.

Cyrus Black: Hey Surge, would you like a Surge-Snack?

Surge wakes up several hours later in a hospital.

#1 Contender Posts : 2043 Age : 33

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Marcus Kane wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Future TJ wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: Angel Rodriguez knocks on Robert Cairo's door.

*Robert gets up briskly from his desk and opens the door for Angel. He greets him with a smile*
Cairo: Hello there, Mr. Rodriguez! What can I do you for?

AR: Well, first of all, let me say that although you've only been GM for a few weeks, you've really done a great job. Now the reason I'm here is because I don't feel that the previous regime has offered their star man enough security when it comes to a man like Marcus Kane. He's been intimidating me backstage for the last few weeks and I want to know what you plan to do about it.

Cairo: Well the safety of our workers is my top priority. But let me ask you, what do you want me to do about it?

AR: Whatever it takes. Suspend him, ban him from ringside for my matches, keep him under watch during the show, I don't care.

Cairo: Tell you what, Angel, next time he tries to intervene in a match I will send him to the back. Sound good?

Before Angel can retort, demonic laughing is heard.

AR: Hear that? I don't think sending him to the back's going to help, but it's a start.

Cairo: That's all I can do until I see proof that he is an actual threat to your well being.

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