EFNW Wrestling >> "Chronicles of Extreme"

Noeleen Phoenix wrote:

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Noeleen Phoenix

Finishing up from the gym she carries her belongings out of the gym and towards her locker room.

On the way, se meets the newest member of the EFNW roster, AJ Lindgren.

AJ: Are you Noeleen?

OFF: sorry for late reply!

Noeleen Phoenix

The one and only, Why? Have I been in trouble for something stupid again? Gosh!

Rolls her eyes and laughs

AJ laughs.

AJ: Hi, I'm AJ, Eric's sister.

Noeleen Phoenix wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Noeleen Phoenix wrote:

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Noeleen Phoenix wrote:

Noeleen Phoenix

Finishing up from the gym she carries her belongings out of the gym and towards her locker room.

On the way, se meets the newest member of the EFNW roster, AJ Lindgren.

AJ: Are you Noeleen?

OFF: sorry for late reply!

Noeleen Phoenix

The one and only, Why? Have I been in trouble for something stupid again? Gosh!

Rolls her eyes and laughs

AJ laughs.

AJ: Hi, I'm AJ, Eric's sister.

Noeleen Phoenix

Oh, I totally got the heads up yesterday from your brother that you will be around here soon, sooner than later infact I expected you to be here quite late on in the month or next year.

AJ: Call it a package deal, you get Eric, you get me. But Eric told me you wanted a little competition, so how about we both make our in-ring debts at Excalibur. Show EFNW what its missing in a Divas division.

Future TJ wrote:

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*Robert Cairo walks around, talking to random backstage crew members about their opinions of their working environment*

*El Amazo is seen stuffing tacos through his mask*

The former Extreme Heavyweight Champion, and possibly the biggest asshole in the world: Matt Xtreme approaches El Amazo!

Matt Xtreme: "Ah, just the man I was looking for. See, Amazo, I need a tag team partner, and - "

Xtreme is cut off by Amazo

FROM ECCW...

A black SUV pulls into the parking lot of the ECCW Arena and parks in a spot away from a bunch of other cars. The driver's door opens and out comes Cyrus Black, dressed in a T-shirt and black slacks, and wearing the EFNW World Title around his waist. In his hand is a silver briefcase. Cyrus sighs as he walks into the arena and down the halls, apparently on his way to the ring...

...however, he's cut off halfway there by security. Cyrus simply stares at them as they eventually part like the Red Sea, knowing that, by the deal he arranged with ECCW to compete at Powerplay, they can't stop him until he's had his time in the ring to say what he has to say. Cyrus chuckles as he passes the security goons and heads to the entrance ramp...but not before being stopped by some of his friends who compete in ECCW, including Surge, Casey, Angel, Will Williams. They all nod as Cyrus passes by them and orders the guy in charge of the music board to play his theme.

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"Welcome Home" by Coheed and Cambria roars as the ECCW crowd starts to come unglued! Even though he's the rival company's World Champion, the fans still show their respect to the former Domination World Champion as he emerges from the back. Cyrus is a bit taken aback by the cheers, but shakes his head and chuckles as he walks down to the ring. A "Cyrus Black!" chant breaks out as Cyrus climbs into the ring, and poses for a little bit albeit it not with the EFNW Title, as he is respectful of the fact that it is not a recognized title in ECCW. "Welcome Home" dies down but the chants still go on for a good minute, including a "Welcome Back!" chant. Cyrus simply looks out at the crowd and smiles as a stagehand gives him his live microphone and the crowd allows him to speak.

Cyrus Black: It's been a long time, hasn't it? Perhaps a bit too long...damn, I missed you guys.

The crowd pops like crazy for this.

Cyrus Black: I suppose I should go ahead and get this out of the way first...Dustin Shore, I still don't like you. But...you at least earned a little bit of my respect at Powerplay. I still question your sanity for agreeing to that match considering how badly I beat you, but you've got guts and you've got some talent. So I commend you.

A faint "Dustin Shore!" chant breaks out.

Cyrus Black: Anyway...since I know the Jerichos have me on a strict time limit, I should probably not waste any time. Powerplay was the final battleground for this war between ECCW and EFNW, its climax reached when Jarrett Calloway fought Harry Jones to a draw. And when you look back on it, you stop and realize that, despite all the battles fought and all the words spoken on both sides, very little was actually accomplished. And it is for that reason alone that I have come out here...I'm here to apologize.

Cyrus pauses for a few seconds as the crowd mutters to themselves.

Cyrus Black: I'm here to apologize to you fans. Not for my actions, not for the actions of the two nitwits who started this war...no, I'm here to apologize for what this war wasn't. You see, about a year ago, ECCW got involved in the business of a little promotion that I helped build...that being 3XW. I don't know why they did, but I imagine they took it as a personal attack on their legacy even though it had nothing to do with them. It took a long time for 3XW to recover from it...but it did. But it seems to me that ECCW has a prepensity to continue meddling in the affairs of other promotions.

A slight "boo" breaks out, but Cyrus holds his hand up to silence it.

Cyrus Black: Before you all go and boo me, remember one thing...I don't hate ECCW. Hell, there are a lot of things I love about ECCW. ECCW has some of the best talents and some of the most riveting feuds in the business today, and it is by far one of the longest-running promotions out there. But it seems to me that lately, ECCW has gotten rather paranoid. I can't speak for the Jerichos or their go-to guy Jarrett Calloway, but I think ECCW is afraid of competition. And to be honest, I can understand why...they've been the unrivaled king of pro wrestling promotions for so long that anything resembling competition seems like a disaster waiting to happen. It's the only reason I can think of why Jarrett Calloway proclaimed himself EFNW World Heavyweight Champion and paraded around ECCW as such. I know you guys like Jarrett and all, and that's your right to feel that way, but you have to admit that it was a rather douchebag move.

There are several Jarrett marks who are booing him, but the rest of the crowd seems to be reasonable and considering Cyrus's point.

Cyrus Black: But Jarrett is by far not the only offender in this. You see, Harry in his attempts to be the "hero" in all of this and defend his beloved EFNW from the Evil Empire, decided to pull the same douchebag move and proclaim himself the Crush World Champion. Yeah, that's the best way to prove that you're the better man...by being a butthurt prick and doing the exact same thing that you cried "foul" about. Which brings me to one of my points...for all the ranting about protecting one's promotion and exposing the evils of the opposing brand, all this war was and ever would have been was a battle between two arrogant pricks who couldn't handle the fact that they had competition.

Cyrus pinches the bridge of his nose as he continues.

Cyrus Black: I've said this once before and I will say it again...competition is a good thing. It is the engine that drives professional wrestling. Competition between wrestlers and competition between promotions...they all serve to advance the business, force it to evolve and grow and become something better than what it was. I find it rather mind-numbing that so many people don't realize that and simply see competition as a threat. No, no! Competition isn't a threat, Jerichos! Competition isn't a bad thing, Jones! Competition is a challenge! It's a chance for you and those you employ to showcase their talents in new, exciting ways and show...not tell, show that you are the best damn promotion in the business! But in the eyes of the Jerichos and the Jones Family, competition means that they actually have to try and it's much easier just to bash the other promotion and hope that people will believe them. It is for that reason that I apologize to you fans, on behalf of both companies, for what this war is and what it should have been.

The fans seem to be getting behind Cyrus's emotional speech as they cheer.

Cyrus Black: This cross-promotional feud could've been something special. It could've been a chance for each promotion to allow for their best competitors to battle against one another for pride, for glory, and as a chance to allow both promotions a chance to shine on a stage that no single promotion could've ever elevated to alone! But instead, all the war ended up being was a backdrop...an afterthought to the bitchfest between Harry and Jarrett. A golden opportunity wasted because of the egos of two men who can't stand the fact that their home promotions aren't the only promotions out there. What could have been a feud that would've been talked about for ages degraded into something that we, the wrestlers who fought in this war, will only remember with scorn. It is for that reason I am here apologizing to you...and not just to you ECCW fans, but to EFNW fans as well. We...I...should have given you something far better than what Harry and Jarrett gave you, but we let you down. I apologize...

The crowd cheers, letting Cyrus know that they hold nothing against him.

Cyrus Black: This will probably be the last time you see me in ECCW for awhile...

This gets a boo and a "Please Don't Go" chant.

Cyrus Black: I know, I know...I don't think I'm quite ready to return to ECCW full-time. But maybe...maybe when the management teams of both promotions realize their own fallacies and come to grips with the fact that competition is a challenge and not a threat, when the Founding Fathers of promotions realize that they don't have to bash another promotion just to massage their own egos, when we as wrestlers band together and choose not to let two men's arrogance and blind pride sully the names of the promotions that we choose to compete in...maybe then I might return. But not now. I will return to EFNW and be the champion it needs to repair the damage done by Harry Jones and Jarrett Calloway. I will help bring EFNW back from the abyss that this war left it and ECCW in...and I leave ECCW in the capable hands of men like Will Williams, Surge, Dustin Shore...and my apprentices.

Cyrus unfastens the EFNW World Title from around his waist and looks at it.

Cyrus Black: This belt...it's lost a bit of its shine thanks to the stupidity of Jarrett Calloway. But in my hands, it will regain that shine. I will defend this belt with pride, with honor, and with a tenacity that will help make this title belt one of the most prestigious championships in the world of professional wrestling. And I welcome you all to tune in to EFNW and watch as we do what we do as well as anybody...wrestle and put on a captivating show. This title is no longer in the hands of Jarrett, who cared nothing for what his moronic acts did to this belt's lineage and EFNW's image. But there is one last thing that needs to be done before this war can be truly over and the scars can heal...

Cyrus kneels down and opens the briefcase he brought out slowly...and pulls out a title belt. It's the Crush World Championship! Or at least, a replica of it.

Cyrus Black: This Crush World Title belt is much like the one that Harry Jones used to take a cheap shot at ECCW. What Jarrett did to the EFNW World Title and EFNW by proclaiming himself ENFW World Champion, Harry did to ECCW and Crush. And since Harry's not man enough to at least take responsibility for his idiocy, I instead, as EFNW's World Champion and as that promotion's representative, will do what should've been done long ago...

Cyrus places the replica Crush World Title in the center of the ring and backs away from it. He then fastens the EFNW World Title around his waist again.

Cyrus Black: The EFNW-ECCW War is over...and in the end, there were no true winners. Only casualties. Jarrett, Harry...I know neither of you really care about what I have to say and will probably continue being the moronic assholes you have always been, but I will tell you this...the two of you took a golden opportunity and wasted it just to sate your own ego. And you can try and tell us all differently, but we all know the Truth. And it's not just because I say so...everyone, from the fans who deserved better to the wrestlers dragged into your little lover's spat know that this war was never about the promotions and the men who helped build them. It was all about you two. And one day, you will look back at this and realize that Truth, and you will regret it. Until then, I hope at least you'll leave the other alone and let your companies heal. Truth knows the two of you have done enough damage.

Cyrus looks out to the crowd and smiles again.

Cyrus Black: My name is Cyrus Black...I am the Exile, and the EFNW World Champion. These are titles that I hold in trust for those who came before me and those who may yet follow. I thank you, ECCW faithful, for allowing me this time. I ask that you forgive us for allowing those two idiots to tarnish the image of ECCW and EFNW and will do what I can to atone for it. Thank you...and see you on the Long and Winding Road.

Cyrus's theme blares as Cyrus bows respectfully to the crowd before exiting the ring. The crowd chants his name and shows their appreciation for Cyrus's semi-shoot speech as the Exile exits quietly...

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*Robert Cairo walks around, talking to random backstage crew members about their opinions of their working environment*

*El Amazo is seen stuffing tacos through his mask*

The former Extreme Heavyweight Champion, and possibly the biggest asshole in the world: Matt Xtreme approaches El Amazo!

Matt Xtreme: "Ah, just the man I was looking for. See, Amazo, I need a tag team partner, and - "

Xtreme is cut off by Amazo

Amazo: ¿Pareja? ¿Quieres que sea tu pareja?

Future TJ wrote:

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*Robert Cairo walks around, talking to random backstage crew members about their opinions of their working environment*

*El Amazo is seen stuffing tacos through his mask*

The former Extreme Heavyweight Champion, and possibly the biggest asshole in the world: Matt Xtreme approaches El Amazo!

Matt Xtreme: "Ah, just the man I was looking for. See, Amazo, I need a tag team partner, and - "

Xtreme is cut off by Amazo

Amazo: ¿Pareja? ¿Quieres que sea tu pareja?

Matt Xtreme: "Yes, I would like you to be my tag team partner. Together, with your amazing in-ring ability coupled with my badassery ... WE WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE!"

*William Davis is backstage with Coty Weston, their Tag Team Championships sitting in each of their lockers.*

William: 'Congratulations'? That is all we get for beating Black and White? I should be one of the next in line for a title match! But now we've got Angel Rodriguez wanting a match with Cyrus Black? I knew a guy who looks like him...he cut my grass and trimmed my hedges.

*William laughs at his own joke, but Coty doesn't look amused at the crack. William notices and slowly stops laughing.*

Coty: There's no one left to challenge us. No tag teams are willing to step up. It looks like if you want your next milestone, we're going to have to go make some trouble.

*William smiles slyly.*

William: I say we go make trouble, then.

*The two stand up and grab their Tag Team Championships, before leaving the locker room.*

Hazza wrote:

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*Robert Cairo walks around, talking to random backstage crew members about their opinions of their working environment*

*El Amazo is seen stuffing tacos through his mask*

The former Extreme Heavyweight Champion, and possibly the biggest asshole in the world: Matt Xtreme approaches El Amazo!

Matt Xtreme: "Ah, just the man I was looking for. See, Amazo, I need a tag team partner, and - "

Xtreme is cut off by Amazo

Amazo: ¿Pareja? ¿Quieres que sea tu pareja?

Partner? You want me to be your partner?

OT: A translation would be delicious

off: Forgot to put one underneath. Fixed it in the quote.

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Angel Rodriguez is hurting after his loss to Surge, but no matter. He wants his EFNW World title rematch he never received and he's cashing it in at Excalibur.

Travis Jones approaches Angel Rodriguez.

Travis Jones: "What's up big guy?"

AR: What's up? Did you not see my match with Surge? That wasn't wrestling, that was a massacre. But I'll have the last laugh. I never got my rematch for the EFNW World title and I want it at Excalibur.

Travis Jones: "Here in EFNW, we do things differently. A-Rod, if you want a rematch against Cyrus Black; then you've got to earn that rematch!"

[Just then from out of nowhere Dan Maskell walks up to both men, Dan is dressed in a suit(he has a dress code) but instead of a grey jacket to go with his suit bottoms and black shirt he has settled for a grey waist coat.]

'Hey Mr Heart attack waiting to happen, I mean dick sorry boss we need to chat so leave the theif, SPIC or whatever Mexican people are these days and talk to me.'

Travis gets up and ... laughs?

Travis Jones: "Oh Dan, I used to be exactly like you; with the arrogant attitude and all. Now, what do you want to talk about?"

'I want to talk about the most amazung subject in the world and that is myself, now you may not know this but I have won a shit load of matches lately and I want a present for doing so'

Travis Jones: "Yeah, let's talk about the most 'amazung' subject in the world. Actually, I've got a better idea. Let's talk about the most "amazing" promotion in the world - EFNW. And if you want to succeed in this company, than you better start giving me some respect!"

'EFNW is not amazing nor is it cool, it is just a wet dream for all the nerds and pervs of the world, basically the same as everywhere else not named Essex, by the way I love the joke about giving you respect because let's face it there is nothing to respect around here, in fact I am pretty sure the only reason EFNW is rated higher then ECCW is because I am on the roster.'

"Dan, maybe YOU are the one who is not amazing or cool. Maybe - just maybe - people don't find you funny. Maybe; no definitely; nobody respects you. You are nothing but an overrated punk with a learning impedimate. Now, get the hell out of my face before I fire your punk-ass!", says Travis as he turns around to walk away from Maskell.

OT: Get on facebook

{an evil smile appears on Dan's face before he shouts.}

'Fire me, I dare you mother fucker I will rip you a new asshole so badly you would think you just dropped the soap in prison.'

[Dan then slowly walks away thinking of more ways to be a total barstard}

After seeing Dan Maskell's promo, the arrogant EFNW CEO approaches Maskell with a grimacing facial expression.

"Well ... You definitely aren't the best trash talker in the industry, especially after that display; but anyway, I digress. Dan, if you don't mind me asking, why have you transformed into such an asshole? One minute you are a goody-good fighting against Surge on behalf of sugar and spice, and all things nice! But now ... Now you're fighting Surge on behalf of, well, your own ego. What happened, Daniel?", asks Travis

Hazza wrote:

After seeing Dan Maskell's promo, the arrogant EFNW CEO approaches Maskell with a grimacing facial expression.

"Well ... You definitely aren't the best trash talker in the industry, especially after that display; but anyway, I digress. Dan, if you don't mind me asking, why have you transformed into such an asshole? One minute you are a goody-good fighting against Surge on behalf of sugar and spice, and all things nice! But now ... Now you're fighting Surge on behalf of, well, your own ego. What happened, Daniel?", asks Travis

[Dan looks straight through Travis this time as he talks.]

'I sat back here and I thought why do I do this, for respect no because I hate every single person in this place including you so if I don't like anyone why am I trying to appease them, so let me tell you something buddy you have something more pressing to worry about now then ECCW.'

[Dan then gets uncomfortably close to Travins basically going forehead to forehead.]

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Hazza wrote:

After seeing Dan Maskell's promo, the arrogant EFNW CEO approaches Maskell with a grimacing facial expression.

"Well ... You definitely aren't the best trash talker in the industry, especially after that display; but anyway, I digress. Dan, if you don't mind me asking, why have you transformed into such an asshole? One minute you are a goody-good fighting against Surge on behalf of sugar and spice, and all things nice! But now ... Now you're fighting Surge on behalf of, well, your own ego. What happened, Daniel?", asks Travis

[Dan looks straight through Travis this time as he talks.]

'I sat back here and I thought why do I do this, for respect no because I hate every single person in this place including you so if I don't like anyone why am I trying to appease them, so let me tell you something buddy you have something more pressing to worry about now then ECCW.'

[Dan then gets uncomfortably close to Travins basically going forehead to forehead.]

Travis Jones: "Touch me, and you're fired."

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After seeing Dan Maskell's promo, the arrogant EFNW CEO approaches Maskell with a grimacing facial expression.

"Well ... You definitely aren't the best trash talker in the industry, especially after that display; but anyway, I digress. Dan, if you don't mind me asking, why have you transformed into such an asshole? One minute you are a goody-good fighting against Surge on behalf of sugar and spice, and all things nice! But now ... Now you're fighting Surge on behalf of, well, your own ego. What happened, Daniel?", asks Travis

[Dan looks straight through Travis this time as he talks.]

'I sat back here and I thought why do I do this, for respect no because I hate every single person in this place including you so if I don't like anyone why am I trying to appease them, so let me tell you something buddy you have something more pressing to worry about now then ECCW.'

[Dan then gets uncomfortably close to Travins basically going forehead to forehead.]

Travis Jones: "Touch me, and you're fired."

'Fire me, I dare you but serious see what happens when you say the words.'

[Dan then shoves Travis not hard like but enough to send him back a step.]

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After seeing Dan Maskell's promo, the arrogant EFNW CEO approaches Maskell with a grimacing facial expression.

"Well ... You definitely aren't the best trash talker in the industry, especially after that display; but anyway, I digress. Dan, if you don't mind me asking, why have you transformed into such an asshole? One minute you are a goody-good fighting against Surge on behalf of sugar and spice, and all things nice! But now ... Now you're fighting Surge on behalf of, well, your own ego. What happened, Daniel?", asks Travis

[Dan looks straight through Travis this time as he talks.]

'I sat back here and I thought why do I do this, for respect no because I hate every single person in this place including you so if I don't like anyone why am I trying to appease them, so let me tell you something buddy you have something more pressing to worry about now then ECCW.'

[Dan then gets uncomfortably close to Travins basically going forehead to forehead.]

Travis Jones: "Touch me, and you're fired."

'Fire me, I dare you but serious see what happens when you say the words.'

[Dan then shoves Travis not hard like but enough to send him back a step.]

"YOU'RE FIRED!"

Dan retorts by punching Travis in the temple, executing a knock-out blow! Security tackles Maskell to the ground throws him out of the arena, as EMT's attend to Travis.

OT: I'm going somewhere with this which will be revealed on the next show

Hazza wrote:

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After seeing Dan Maskell's promo, the arrogant EFNW CEO approaches Maskell with a grimacing facial expression.

"Well ... You definitely aren't the best trash talker in the industry, especially after that display; but anyway, I digress. Dan, if you don't mind me asking, why have you transformed into such an asshole? One minute you are a goody-good fighting against Surge on behalf of sugar and spice, and all things nice! But now ... Now you're fighting Surge on behalf of, well, your own ego. What happened, Daniel?", asks Travis

[Dan looks straight through Travis this time as he talks.]

'I sat back here and I thought why do I do this, for respect no because I hate every single person in this place including you so if I don't like anyone why am I trying to appease them, so let me tell you something buddy you have something more pressing to worry about now then ECCW.'

[Dan then gets uncomfortably close to Travins basically going forehead to forehead.]

Travis Jones: "Touch me, and you're fired."

'Fire me, I dare you but serious see what happens when you say the words.'

[Dan then shoves Travis not hard like but enough to send him back a step.]

"YOU'RE FIRED!"

Dan retorts by punching Travis in the temple, executing a knock-out blow! Security tackles Maskell to the ground throws him out of the arena, as EMT's attend to Travis.

OT: I'm going somewhere with this which will be revealed on the next show

OT: rolling with it

[As Dan stands outside the arena he smirks before shouting.]

'The war has only just begun, you prick.'

[Dan then looks down and notices he is wearing his suit and it is not dirty so he decides to get in his car and drives off.]

Oh noes. Twavis got angwy. Anyways, I'll rp tomorrow, lil busy trying to seduce a wonderful young lady atm, and wrestling site admin isn't what I need her seeing me as.