EFNW Wrestling >> "Chronicles of Extreme"

Noeleen Phoenix

Really? Who is she?

She raises an eyebrow.

"... Holy Shit" // "The Momentum Swerve"
Before EFNW Wrestling has even begun airing, Surge and Dan Maskell are in the parking lot having an all-out brawl, trying to release an immense amount of pent up aggression! After a moment or two of indecision, Travis Jones decides to skip the introductory video and cut straight to Dan Maskell and Surge, who are now duking it out on top of a production truck! Surge has the advantage over Maskell and is seemingly going to push Dan off the truck - WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED? Angel Rodriguez has speared Surge off of the truck! Both men make impact with the roof of a limousine, which instantly collapses! As EMT's and referees rush towards the carnage, the opening video for EFNW Wrestling begins to play!



Dan Maskell comes out to the ring and proclaims that after Surge and Angel Rodriguez settle their differences at Powerplay, he will focus all of his attention on Surge: the man who has dedicated every waking moment over the past month to get inside Maskell's head. Dan tells Surge to watch his back, before leaving ringside - BAM! Jake Lyndon takes Dan down with a hard lariat as he tries to exit through the curtain. Jake tells Dan that he is going to pay for hogging up Lyndon's air time and then begins to beat down on Maskell. Rob Stirling from the Board of Directors makes his entrance and tells both men that they can settle their differences in an impromptu match!

Dan Maskell vs Jake Lyndon

Dan Maskell starts the match up by dominating Lyndon in the early stages, but that is all short lived when the resilient Jake Lyndon begins to fight back. As Jake starts to gain all of the momentum, "Remember the Name" by Fort Minor plays over the PA system! OH MY HEAVENLY DAYS, IT'S KEVIN EVANS! Evans charges down the entrance ramp, slides into the ring - and is knocked back out of the ring via a hard punch from Lyndon! But the distraction is enough for Maskell to recuperate and connect with the TRAMP STAMP! IT'S ALL OVER! ONE ... TWO ... THREE!!! Dan Maskell has pinned Jake Lyndon thanks to an assist from Kevin Evans! As Dan makes his way back up the entrance ramp, KEVIN EVANS slides into the ring and climbs to the top rope. Evans looks down on Lyndon with a sly grin, before executing the Evans Salt! The crowd roar in approval at Evans, who retreats up the entrance ramp with his hands held high.

Twista XL is out in the ring, hyping up his upcomimg match against Robert Robinson. As Twista begins to win the New York fans over with his words, he is taken down by Omega. Omega begins beating down on Twista to the extent that raw blood literally starts pouring out of Twista's skull! Robert Robinson eventually emerges from the backstage area with a lead pipe in tact and forces Omega to retreat, but the damage has been done: Twista XL has been knocked out of consciousness and is definitely enduring a concussion. Robert shouts, "You'll pay!" at Omega, as the current Television Chammpion struts up the entrance ramp with his belt.

Harry Jones vs Marcelo Evans

The match is incredibly fast-paced and both men try to pick up the victory in the earlier stages. But the resiliency of both men becomes a defying factor of the match, which is given an exclamation mark when Jones kicks out of the Star Struck. Minutes later, Evans powers out of the Busaiku Knee Kick, showing that he is a force to be reckoned with. The match continues for a few more minutes, but Jones steals the victory at 12:37 via a Diamond Cutter.

Just before EFNW Wrestling goes to a commercial break, Harry does his best impression of Jarrett Calloway, being "The best in the world, even though every wrestler in the locker room hates me and I have never succeeded in a promotion not run by the Jericho's, woooooooo!"

Twista XL is seen being stretchered into an ambulance after being severely attacked by Omega earlier in the show. Suddenly, another stretcher screeches through the corridors towards the ambulance! It's Robert Robinson, who has been attacked by "someone", although his injuries are less severe than Twista's. Both men are driven off in the ambulance as Omega cockily laughs on the other side of the parking lot.

A hype video for the debut of Riff Radley plays.

EFNW Man of the Mountain Tournament
Fang vs El Amazo vs Eric Lindgren vs Matt Xtreme vs Michael DeJesus vs Josh Polson vs Casey Anomaly vs Hardcore Demon

>> 2 Men Start the Match, and every 90 seconds another man makes his entrance. Eliminations occur by submissions, pinfalls or knock outs, the last man standing will be declared the winner and will receive a future Revolution Championship match <<

Casey Anomaly and Hardcore Demon are the two men to get the match underway. Casey gets the early advantage by throwing Demon over the top rope and then taunts to the crowd for their verbal support. Suddenly, TIM TAYLOR appears on the titantron at some random theme park! Tim has got Casey's valet, Noeleen Phoenix by his side with duck tape gripping her mouth shut. Noeleen's hands are handcuffed behind her back, and she is desperately struggling to escape. Anomaly slides out of the ring and sprints up the entrance ramp at full speed in attempt to save Noeleen! KAPOW! As Anomaly tries to run through the curtain, a Barbed Wire Baseball Bat connects with his skull! ECCW's Angel emerges through the curtain with a smug look on his face. Meanwhile on the titantron, Tim Taylor pulls Noeleen Phoenix onto a ferriswheel as the next entrance emerges from the backstage area.

IT'S EL AMAZO ~ !! El Amazo starts incapacitating Demon with a series of high flying maneuvers, before climbing to the top rope and attempting a Moonsault. However, Demon catches Amazo on his shoulders and connects with a Tombstone Piledriver! Demon crawls into the cover and gets the 3 count, as the next entrant begins charging down the entrance ramp; MATT XTREME! Xtreme picks up from where Amazo left off and he begins to decimate Demon with a series of technical/high-risk maneuvers. As Xtreme signals for the Xtreme blast, Eric Lindgren makes his entrance! Eric begins to clean the house and eventually eliminates Matt Xtreme! His victory is short lived when Josh Polson enters the match, followed by Fang and then finally Michael DeJesus! The battle is long and hard, and after another twenty minutes of wrestling, Fang is the only man whom has been eliminated. Fang's elimination occured by Michael DeJesus via a 630 Splash.

Eric Lindgren, Michael DeJesus, Josh Polson and Hardcore Demon all remain in the match at 26:42. Demon eliminates Polson with a Chokeslam, before being shockingly rolled up by Lindgren! Eric pulls himself up to a standing position, which allows DeJesus to apply a Rear Naked Choke onto Eric. Lindgren taps out! Michael DeJesus will face Alex Nova for the - BAM! An unknown man punches Michael right in the jaw w/ brass knuckles!

Assistant General Manager Scott Gone emerges from the backstage area and introduces the man as Robert Cairo. He then orders the referee to restart the match between Michael DeJesus and Robert Cairo. Cairo covers DeJesus and gets the pinfall, and earns himself the right to face Alex Nova for the Revolution Championship!

Surge appears on the titantron, still in a form of agony after the collision he endured at the start of the show. Surge tells Rodriguez that at Powerplay, he will pay!

Fight Money cut a final promo on their Powerplay opponents, Beau Joist and Phil Brilliance ~ !!

Cyrus Black vs Jarrett Calloway
The crowd are absolutely ecstatic for this match up, but their excitement turns into disapointment when Calloway appears on the titantron. Jarrett says that wrestling in front of the idiotic EFNW fans is not worth his time, so he has decided not to show up at the arena. Suddenly, the titantron explodes ~ !! Harry Jones emerges from the backstage area with a sly grin spread from ear to ear. EFNW Wrestling goes off the air!

Omega is walking around backstage, his TV Title around his waist as he smirks at Twista's injuries, and remembering about Robert Robinson too, and begins to chuckle.