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Marcelo Evans is both fucking bitches and getting money. I'd wager he's having a good time.

Mesa wrote:

Marcelo Evans is both fucking bitches and getting money. I'd wager he's having a good time.

Male prostitute?

Jericho wrote:

Mesa wrote:

Marcelo Evans is both fucking bitches and getting money. I'd wager he's having a good time.

Male prostitute?

Maybe. You a cop?

Mesa wrote:

Jericho wrote:

Mesa wrote:

Marcelo Evans is both fucking bitches and getting money. I'd wager he's having a good time.

Male prostitute?

Maybe. You a cop?

Off duty ... kinda interested

off: Writing mah first Robert Robinson promo. :O

Will be here sometime during the weekend.

[Kevin Evans has papers saying "Alex Nova must give back the title on the EFNW show, or face charges of stealing."]

John TPA wrote:

[Kevin Evans has papers saying "Alex Nova must give back the title on the EFNW show, or face charges of stealing."]

He walks past Marcelo Evans, who sneezes all over the papers.

"My bad... Kyle is it?"

Surge is being wary of the insects...or they shall get him too.

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

Omega is walking around backstage, in his ring gear, wearing sunglasses and a leather jackset over it.

[Robert Robinson walks by him, wearing a much better pair of sunglasses.]

RR: "Hey there big guy. Nice shades, but...haha...I think mine look better."

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

Omega is walking around backstage, in his ring gear, wearing sunglasses and a leather jackset over it.

[Robert Robinson walks by him, wearing a much better pair of sunglasses.]

RR: "Hey there big guy. Nice shades, but...haha...I think mine look better."

Omega: Really? Your gonna go on about having better sunglasses? Well, its the only thing you have thats better than me, so you might as well boast.

[RR laughs a bit and scratches his nose.]

RR: "Hey man, relax. I was just doing a bit of commentary and being proud o' mah sunglasses."

"But you haven't even seen what I can do, so isn't it a little too early to make assumptions like that?"


off: Is Omega already feuding with someone? xD

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

Omega is walking around backstage, in his ring gear, wearing sunglasses and a leather jackset over it.

[Robert Robinson walks by him, wearing a much better pair of sunglasses.]

RR: "Hey there big guy. Nice shades, but...haha...I think mine look better."

Omega: Really? Your gonna go on about having better sunglasses? Well, its the only thing you have thats better than me, so you might as well boast.

[RR laughs a bit and scratches his nose.]

RR: "Hey man, relax. I was just doing a bit of commentary and being proud o' mah sunglasses."

"But you haven't even seen what I can do, so isn't it a little too early to make assumptions like that?"


off: Is Omega already feuding with someone? xD

OFF: Right now I have Omega just thinking about dishing out punishment until he feels ready for a World Title match, then he'll make the challenge.

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

Omega is walking around backstage, in his ring gear, wearing sunglasses and a leather jackset over it.

[Robert Robinson walks by him, wearing a much better pair of sunglasses.]

RR: "Hey there big guy. Nice shades, but...haha...I think mine look better."

Omega: Really? Your gonna go on about having better sunglasses? Well, its the only thing you have thats better than me, so you might as well boast.

[RR laughs a bit and scratches his nose.]

RR: "Hey man, relax. I was just doing a bit of commentary and being proud o' mah sunglasses."

"But you haven't even seen what I can do, so isn't it a little too early to make assumptions like that?"


off: Is Omega already feuding with someone? xD

OFF: Right now I have Omega just thinking about dishing out punishment until he feels ready for a World Title match, then he'll make the challenge.

Omega: I don't care what you were doing, I can guarantee the only thing you have thats better than mine is those sunglasses.

off: Can we feud a bit before you do that? Need someone to feud with. xP

RR: "You seem really confident in your ability big guy. Y'know what? I feel the same thing about you. Not only are my sunglasses better than yours, I can also guarantee that everything else about me is better than yours. Except possibly, steroid intake. Coz damn, you are a freak of nature."

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

Omega is walking around backstage, in his ring gear, wearing sunglasses and a leather jackset over it.

[Robert Robinson walks by him, wearing a much better pair of sunglasses.]

RR: "Hey there big guy. Nice shades, but...haha...I think mine look better."

Omega: Really? Your gonna go on about having better sunglasses? Well, its the only thing you have thats better than me, so you might as well boast.

[RR laughs a bit and scratches his nose.]

RR: "Hey man, relax. I was just doing a bit of commentary and being proud o' mah sunglasses."

"But you haven't even seen what I can do, so isn't it a little too early to make assumptions like that?"


off: Is Omega already feuding with someone? xD

OFF: Right now I have Omega just thinking about dishing out punishment until he feels ready for a World Title match, then he'll make the challenge.

Omega: I don't care what you were doing, I can guarantee the only thing you have thats better than mine is those sunglasses.

off: Can we feud a bit before you do that? Need someone to feud with. xP

RR: "You seem really confident in your ability big guy. Y'know what? I feel the same thing about you. Not only are my sunglasses better than yours, I can also guarantee that everything else about me is better than yours. Except possibly, steroid intake. Coz damn, you are a freak of nature."

OFF: Already did a promo to start that, sorry.

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

Omega is walking around backstage, in his ring gear, wearing sunglasses and a leather jackset over it.

[Robert Robinson walks by him, wearing a much better pair of sunglasses.]

RR: "Hey there big guy. Nice shades, but...haha...I think mine look better."

Omega: Really? Your gonna go on about having better sunglasses? Well, its the only thing you have thats better than me, so you might as well boast.

[RR laughs a bit and scratches his nose.]

RR: "Hey man, relax. I was just doing a bit of commentary and being proud o' mah sunglasses."

"But you haven't even seen what I can do, so isn't it a little too early to make assumptions like that?"


off: Is Omega already feuding with someone? xD

OFF: Right now I have Omega just thinking about dishing out punishment until he feels ready for a World Title match, then he'll make the challenge.

Omega: I don't care what you were doing, I can guarantee the only thing you have thats better than mine is those sunglasses.

off: Can we feud a bit before you do that? Need someone to feud with. xP

RR: "You seem really confident in your ability big guy. Y'know what? I feel the same thing about you. Not only are my sunglasses better than yours, I can also guarantee that everything else about me is better than yours. Except possibly, steroid intake. Coz damn, you are a freak of nature."

OFF: Already did a promo to start that, sorry.

Omega: I've gone through this multiple times, I hit the gym, more than normal, but I hit the gym and get BUFF. And as for being better than me, how long you been wrestling? 3 months? I've been wrestling for years!

off: Well fuck.

RR: "Oh really? I don't know man...I'm not saying you're lying or anything, but you really seem like the type to pay off those wellness people to you're immune to their crap. And I've been wrestling for years too pal. I just joined EFNW now. And while you were busting your ass until you've become a total beef bowl, I've been busy perfecting my SKILLS. And in wrestling, you know that skill definitely matters more than power."

OFF: To Brooklyn Rage and HTH:

You two can still feud. Just have HTH's CAW step up after Omega gets done demolishing a couple of guys to build Omega up as a beast, and go from there.

Hot damn, I'm talented.

Cyrus T wrote:

OFF: To Brooklyn Rage and HTH:

You two can still feud. Just have HTH's CAW step up after Omega gets done demolishing a couple of guys to build Omega up as a beast, and go from there.

Hot damn, I'm talented.

I <3 you.

Cyrus T wrote:

OFF: To Brooklyn Rage and HTH:

You two can still feud. Just have HTH's CAW step up after Omega gets done demolishing a couple of guys to build Omega up as a beast, and go from there.

Hot damn, I'm talented.

I was thinking that, but I just didn't like it at first thought. But if Cyrus condones it, then I'm a go for it!

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

Omega is walking around backstage, in his ring gear, wearing sunglasses and a leather jackset over it.

[Robert Robinson walks by him, wearing a much better pair of sunglasses.]

RR: "Hey there big guy. Nice shades, but...haha...I think mine look better."

Omega: Really? Your gonna go on about having better sunglasses? Well, its the only thing you have thats better than me, so you might as well boast.

[RR laughs a bit and scratches his nose.]

RR: "Hey man, relax. I was just doing a bit of commentary and being proud o' mah sunglasses."

"But you haven't even seen what I can do, so isn't it a little too early to make assumptions like that?"


off: Is Omega already feuding with someone? xD

OFF: Right now I have Omega just thinking about dishing out punishment until he feels ready for a World Title match, then he'll make the challenge.

Omega: I don't care what you were doing, I can guarantee the only thing you have thats better than mine is those sunglasses.

off: Can we feud a bit before you do that? Need someone to feud with. xP

RR: "You seem really confident in your ability big guy. Y'know what? I feel the same thing about you. Not only are my sunglasses better than yours, I can also guarantee that everything else about me is better than yours. Except possibly, steroid intake. Coz damn, you are a freak of nature."

OFF: Already did a promo to start that, sorry.

Omega: I've gone through this multiple times, I hit the gym, more than normal, but I hit the gym and get BUFF. And as for being better than me, how long you been wrestling? 3 months? I've been wrestling for years!

off: Well fuck.

RR: "Oh really? I don't know man...I'm not saying you're lying or anything, but you really seem like the type to pay off those wellness people to you're immune to their crap. And I've been wrestling for years too pal. I just joined EFNW now. And while you were busting your ass until you've become a total beef bowl, I've been busy perfecting my SKILLS. And in wrestling, you know that skill definitely matters more than power."

Omega exhales loudly to show frustration.

Omega: When I'm not walking around or lifting weights, you know what I'm doing? Working on skills. You see, working in the ring helps perfect your skills, and when your in the wrestling business for a long time, you perfect them in the ring, so you don't NEED to work on them backstage anymore.

RR: "Perfect...you think you have perfect skills? Hey, that's fine by me bro. But the thing about being perfect is...that's your limit. I'm not perfect, so I improve each time, both in practice and in the ring itself. I break my limits every time man. But hey, if you're looking to see who the better man is, like everyone else here, then we settle it in the ring too. Wanna know why? Cause we're wrestlers of course!"

off: Yayz

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

HTH wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

Omega is walking around backstage, in his ring gear, wearing sunglasses and a leather jackset over it.

[Robert Robinson walks by him, wearing a much better pair of sunglasses.]

RR: "Hey there big guy. Nice shades, but...haha...I think mine look better."

Omega: Really? Your gonna go on about having better sunglasses? Well, its the only thing you have thats better than me, so you might as well boast.

[RR laughs a bit and scratches his nose.]

RR: "Hey man, relax. I was just doing a bit of commentary and being proud o' mah sunglasses."

"But you haven't even seen what I can do, so isn't it a little too early to make assumptions like that?"


off: Is Omega already feuding with someone? xD

OFF: Right now I have Omega just thinking about dishing out punishment until he feels ready for a World Title match, then he'll make the challenge.

Omega: I don't care what you were doing, I can guarantee the only thing you have thats better than mine is those sunglasses.

off: Can we feud a bit before you do that? Need someone to feud with. xP

RR: "You seem really confident in your ability big guy. Y'know what? I feel the same thing about you. Not only are my sunglasses better than yours, I can also guarantee that everything else about me is better than yours. Except possibly, steroid intake. Coz damn, you are a freak of nature."

OFF: Already did a promo to start that, sorry.

Omega: I've gone through this multiple times, I hit the gym, more than normal, but I hit the gym and get BUFF. And as for being better than me, how long you been wrestling? 3 months? I've been wrestling for years!

off: Well fuck.

RR: "Oh really? I don't know man...I'm not saying you're lying or anything, but you really seem like the type to pay off those wellness people to you're immune to their crap. And I've been wrestling for years too pal. I just joined EFNW now. And while you were busting your ass until you've become a total beef bowl, I've been busy perfecting my SKILLS. And in wrestling, you know that skill definitely matters more than power."

Omega exhales loudly to show frustration.

Omega: When I'm not walking around or lifting weights, you know what I'm doing? Working on skills. You see, working in the ring helps perfect your skills, and when your in the wrestling business for a long time, you perfect them in the ring, so you don't NEED to work on them backstage anymore.

RR: "Perfect...you think you have perfect skills? Hey, that's fine by me bro. But the thing about being perfect is...that's your limit. I'm not perfect, so I improve each time, both in practice and in the ring itself. I break my limits every time man. But hey, if you're looking to see who the better man is, like everyone else here, then we settle it in the ring too. Wanna know why? Cause we're wrestlers of course!"

off: Yayz

OFF: We can start the feud after a few more wins from Omega.[/center]