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Dan Maskell is in his locker room throwing a fit about losing

Surge is still plowing Mrs. Maskell...

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Surge is still plowing Mrs. Maskell...

then that makes Surge a necrophilliac

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Surge is still plowing Mrs. Maskell...

then that makes Surge a necrophilliac

Makes? It cements it...

Twista XL is icing his jaw. He thinks about Cyrus taking him out and is angered for a moment before muttering to himself.

Twista XL: "Biznah is biznah I suppose.."

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Twista XL is icing his jaw. He thinks about Cyrus taking him out and is angered for a moment before muttering to himself.

Twista XL: "Biznah is biznah I suppose.."

Cyrus walks past the trainer's room, and sees through the open door Twista sitting there. He stands in the doorway and waves at Twista, flashing a cheesy smirk.

Cyrus Black: Wow...you look like hammered shit, Twista. I wonder how that happened?

Twista XL - "You know what cat, I was just wondering the same thing. Yo, could be, that some boi took me off the motherfuckin' set ... from behind."

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Twista XL - "You know what cat, I was just wondering the same thing. Yo, could be, that some boi took me off the motherfuckin' set ... from behind."

Cyrus feigns a look of surprise and disgust.

Cyrus Black: Now, now...you certainly can't be suggesting that I would do something like that, would you?

Cyrus's expression then changes into a pensive mood.

Cyrus Black: Then again, I can see where you'd get that idea. After all, you did pin me in our match. A normal man would be pretty upset and would want to even the score, so to say. And considering that, in spite of my loss, I did hand you your **** on a plate when we faced off and that...

Cyrus points to the swelling on Twista's jaw.

Cyrus Black:...that certainly looks like it could be my handiwork, then it certainly looks like I have motive and means. Yeah, I'm definitely a prime suspect. That being said, I doubt very much that I'm the only one who could've and would've done that to you.

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Twista XL - "You know what cat, I was just wondering the same thing. Yo, could be, that some boi took me off the motherfuckin' set ... from behind."

Cyrus feigns a look of surprise and disgust.

Cyrus Black: Now, now...you certainly can't be suggesting that I would do something like that, would you?

Cyrus's expression then changes into a pensive mood.

Cyrus Black: Then again, I can see where you'd get that idea. After all, you did pin me in our match. A normal man would be pretty upset and would want to even the score, so to say. And considering that, in spite of my loss, I did hand you your **** on a plate when we faced off and that...

Cyrus points to the swelling on Twista's jaw.

Cyrus Black:...that certainly looks like it could be my handiwork, then it certainly looks like I have motive and means. Yeah, I'm definitely a prime suspect. That being said, I doubt very much that I'm the only one who could've and would've done that to you.

Surge magically pops up from behind Cyrus.

"IT COULD'VE BEEN ME!" he shouts.

Both men turn and look at Surge with a somewhat surprised face.

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Twista XL - "You know what cat, I was just wondering the same thing. Yo, could be, that some boi took me off the motherfuckin' set ... from behind."

Cyrus feigns a look of surprise and disgust.

Cyrus Black: Now, now...you certainly can't be suggesting that I would do something like that, would you?

Cyrus's expression then changes into a pensive mood.

Cyrus Black: Then again, I can see where you'd get that idea. After all, you did pin me in our match. A normal man would be pretty upset and would want to even the score, so to say. And considering that, in spite of my loss, I did hand you your **** on a plate when we faced off and that...

Cyrus points to the swelling on Twista's jaw.

Cyrus Black:...that certainly looks like it could be my handiwork, then it certainly looks like I have motive and means. Yeah, I'm definitely a prime suspect. That being said, I doubt very much that I'm the only one who could've and would've done that to you.

Surge magically pops up from behind Cyrus.

"IT COULD'VE BEEN ME!" he shouts.

Both men turn and look at Surge with a somewhat surprised face.

Cyrus looks at Surge, surprised to see him, but writes it off as "Surge being Surge" and turns back to Twista.

Cyrus Black: See, man? It could've been Surge. Speaking of which...

Cyrus turns back to Surge.

Cyrus Black: What are you doing here, man?

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Twista XL - "You know what cat, I was just wondering the same thing. Yo, could be, that some boi took me off the motherfuckin' set ... from behind."

Cyrus feigns a look of surprise and disgust.

Cyrus Black: Now, now...you certainly can't be suggesting that I would do something like that, would you?

Cyrus's expression then changes into a pensive mood.

Cyrus Black: Then again, I can see where you'd get that idea. After all, you did pin me in our match. A normal man would be pretty upset and would want to even the score, so to say. And considering that, in spite of my loss, I did hand you your **** on a plate when we faced off and that...

Cyrus points to the swelling on Twista's jaw.

Cyrus Black:...that certainly looks like it could be my handiwork, then it certainly looks like I have motive and means. Yeah, I'm definitely a prime suspect. That being said, I doubt very much that I'm the only one who could've and would've done that to you.

Surge magically pops up from behind Cyrus.

"IT COULD'VE BEEN ME!" he shouts.

Both men turn and look at Surge with a somewhat surprised face.

Cyrus looks at Surge, surprised to see him, but writes it off as "Surge being Surge" and turns back to Twista.

Cyrus Black: See, man? It could've been Surge. Speaking of which...

Cyrus turns back to Surge.

Cyrus Black: What are you doing here, man?

He shrugs.

"How the Hell should I know?", he asks sarcastically, "Good match, though, guys..."

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Twista XL - "You know what cat, I was just wondering the same thing. Yo, could be, that some boi took me off the motherfuckin' set ... from behind."

Cyrus feigns a look of surprise and disgust.

Cyrus Black: Now, now...you certainly can't be suggesting that I would do something like that, would you?

Cyrus's expression then changes into a pensive mood.

Cyrus Black: Then again, I can see where you'd get that idea. After all, you did pin me in our match. A normal man would be pretty upset and would want to even the score, so to say. And considering that, in spite of my loss, I did hand you your **** on a plate when we faced off and that...

Cyrus points to the swelling on Twista's jaw.

Cyrus Black:...that certainly looks like it could be my handiwork, then it certainly looks like I have motive and means. Yeah, I'm definitely a prime suspect. That being said, I doubt very much that I'm the only one who could've and would've done that to you.

Surge magically pops up from behind Cyrus.

"IT COULD'VE BEEN ME!" he shouts.

Both men turn and look at Surge with a somewhat surprised face.

Cyrus looks at Surge, surprised to see him, but writes it off as "Surge being Surge" and turns back to Twista.

Cyrus Black: See, man? It could've been Surge. Speaking of which...

Cyrus turns back to Surge.

Cyrus Black: What are you doing here, man?

He shrugs.

"How the Hell should I know?", he asks sarcastically, "Good match, though, guys..."

Cyrus nods and smiles.

Cyrus Black: Why thank you. And good work on getting your hands raised against Maskell and my former apprentice.

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Twista XL - "You know what cat, I was just wondering the same thing. Yo, could be, that some boi took me off the motherfuckin' set ... from behind."

Cyrus feigns a look of surprise and disgust.

Cyrus Black: Now, now...you certainly can't be suggesting that I would do something like that, would you?

Cyrus's expression then changes into a pensive mood.

Cyrus Black: Then again, I can see where you'd get that idea. After all, you did pin me in our match. A normal man would be pretty upset and would want to even the score, so to say. And considering that, in spite of my loss, I did hand you your **** on a plate when we faced off and that...

Cyrus points to the swelling on Twista's jaw.

Cyrus Black:...that certainly looks like it could be my handiwork, then it certainly looks like I have motive and means. Yeah, I'm definitely a prime suspect. That being said, I doubt very much that I'm the only one who could've and would've done that to you.

Surge magically pops up from behind Cyrus.

"IT COULD'VE BEEN ME!" he shouts.

Both men turn and look at Surge with a somewhat surprised face.

Cyrus looks at Surge, surprised to see him, but writes it off as "Surge being Surge" and turns back to Twista.

Cyrus Black: See, man? It could've been Surge. Speaking of which...

Cyrus turns back to Surge.

Cyrus Black: What are you doing here, man?

He shrugs.

"How the Hell should I know?", he asks sarcastically, "Good match, though, guys..."

Cyrus nods and smiles.

Cyrus Black: Why thank you. And good work on getting your hands raised against Maskell and my former apprentice.

"No, Cyrus, thank you..." he says in his normal sarcastic tone, "The only thing that made it better was the fact we did their moms too."

Surge chuckles to himself at the thought of plowing Dan and Casey's moms again.

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Twista XL - "You know what cat, I was just wondering the same thing. Yo, could be, that some boi took me off the motherfuckin' set ... from behind."

Cyrus feigns a look of surprise and disgust.

Cyrus Black: Now, now...you certainly can't be suggesting that I would do something like that, would you?

Cyrus's expression then changes into a pensive mood.

Cyrus Black: Then again, I can see where you'd get that idea. After all, you did pin me in our match. A normal man would be pretty upset and would want to even the score, so to say. And considering that, in spite of my loss, I did hand you your **** on a plate when we faced off and that...

Cyrus points to the swelling on Twista's jaw.

Cyrus Black:...that certainly looks like it could be my handiwork, then it certainly looks like I have motive and means. Yeah, I'm definitely a prime suspect. That being said, I doubt very much that I'm the only one who could've and would've done that to you.

Surge magically pops up from behind Cyrus.

"IT COULD'VE BEEN ME!" he shouts.

Both men turn and look at Surge with a somewhat surprised face.

Cyrus looks at Surge, surprised to see him, but writes it off as "Surge being Surge" and turns back to Twista.

Cyrus Black: See, man? It could've been Surge. Speaking of which...

Cyrus turns back to Surge.

Cyrus Black: What are you doing here, man?

He shrugs.

"How the Hell should I know?", he asks sarcastically, "Good match, though, guys..."

Cyrus nods and smiles.

Cyrus Black: Why thank you. And good work on getting your hands raised against Maskell and my former apprentice.

"No, Cyrus, thank you..." he says in his normal sarcastic tone, "The only thing that made it better was the fact we did their moms too."

Surge chuckles to himself at the thought of plowing Dan and Casey's moms again.

Cyrus Black: Riiiight...

Cyrus decides not to press the subject and switch gears.

Cyrus Black: So, any idea what the lineup's going to be like for the next show? After all, you seem to know more than any one of us what management's got in store.

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Twista XL - "You know what cat, I was just wondering the same thing. Yo, could be, that some boi took me off the motherfuckin' set ... from behind."

Cyrus feigns a look of surprise and disgust.

Cyrus Black: Now, now...you certainly can't be suggesting that I would do something like that, would you?

Cyrus's expression then changes into a pensive mood.

Cyrus Black: Then again, I can see where you'd get that idea. After all, you did pin me in our match. A normal man would be pretty upset and would want to even the score, so to say. And considering that, in spite of my loss, I did hand you your **** on a plate when we faced off and that...

Cyrus points to the swelling on Twista's jaw.

Cyrus Black:...that certainly looks like it could be my handiwork, then it certainly looks like I have motive and means. Yeah, I'm definitely a prime suspect. That being said, I doubt very much that I'm the only one who could've and would've done that to you.

Surge magically pops up from behind Cyrus.

"IT COULD'VE BEEN ME!" he shouts.

Both men turn and look at Surge with a somewhat surprised face.

Cyrus looks at Surge, surprised to see him, but writes it off as "Surge being Surge" and turns back to Twista.

Cyrus Black: See, man? It could've been Surge. Speaking of which...

Cyrus turns back to Surge.

Cyrus Black: What are you doing here, man?

He shrugs.

"How the Hell should I know?", he asks sarcastically, "Good match, though, guys..."

Cyrus nods and smiles.

Cyrus Black: Why thank you. And good work on getting your hands raised against Maskell and my former apprentice.

"No, Cyrus, thank you..." he says in his normal sarcastic tone, "The only thing that made it better was the fact we did their moms too."

Surge chuckles to himself at the thought of plowing Dan and Casey's moms again.

Cyrus Black: Riiiight...

Cyrus decides not to press the subject and switch gears.

Cyrus Black: So, any idea what the lineup's going to be like for the next show? After all, you seem to know more than any one of us what management's got in store.

"I don't just know management...I am management.", Surge says in a deep narrator's voice before going back to his old one, "But in all seriousness, you and Twista will prolly see each-other or something. I don't know. I think I'll just post names and scenarios on a wall and throw darts to see what happens."

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Twista XL - "You know what cat, I was just wondering the same thing. Yo, could be, that some boi took me off the motherfuckin' set ... from behind."

Cyrus feigns a look of surprise and disgust.

Cyrus Black: Now, now...you certainly can't be suggesting that I would do something like that, would you?

Cyrus's expression then changes into a pensive mood.

Cyrus Black: Then again, I can see where you'd get that idea. After all, you did pin me in our match. A normal man would be pretty upset and would want to even the score, so to say. And considering that, in spite of my loss, I did hand you your **** on a plate when we faced off and that...

Cyrus points to the swelling on Twista's jaw.

Cyrus Black:...that certainly looks like it could be my handiwork, then it certainly looks like I have motive and means. Yeah, I'm definitely a prime suspect. That being said, I doubt very much that I'm the only one who could've and would've done that to you.

Surge magically pops up from behind Cyrus.

"IT COULD'VE BEEN ME!" he shouts.

Both men turn and look at Surge with a somewhat surprised face.

Cyrus looks at Surge, surprised to see him, but writes it off as "Surge being Surge" and turns back to Twista.

Cyrus Black: See, man? It could've been Surge. Speaking of which...

Cyrus turns back to Surge.

Cyrus Black: What are you doing here, man?

He shrugs.

"How the Hell should I know?", he asks sarcastically, "Good match, though, guys..."

Cyrus nods and smiles.

Cyrus Black: Why thank you. And good work on getting your hands raised against Maskell and my former apprentice.

"No, Cyrus, thank you..." he says in his normal sarcastic tone, "The only thing that made it better was the fact we did their moms too."

Surge chuckles to himself at the thought of plowing Dan and Casey's moms again.

Cyrus Black: Riiiight...

Cyrus decides not to press the subject and switch gears.

Cyrus Black: So, any idea what the lineup's going to be like for the next show? After all, you seem to know more than any one of us what management's got in store.

"I don't just know management...I am management.", Surge says in a deep narrator's voice before going back to his old one, "But in all seriousness, you and Twista will prolly see each-other or something. I don't know. I think I'll just post names and scenarios on a wall and throw darts to see what happens."

Cyrus mulls it over before grinning.

Cyrus Black: Why not throw me and Twista in a tag match? You know, give me an opportunity to clear my good name of this...heinous...assault?

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Twista XL - "You know what cat, I was just wondering the same thing. Yo, could be, that some boi took me off the motherfuckin' set ... from behind."

Cyrus feigns a look of surprise and disgust.

Cyrus Black: Now, now...you certainly can't be suggesting that I would do something like that, would you?

Cyrus's expression then changes into a pensive mood.

Cyrus Black: Then again, I can see where you'd get that idea. After all, you did pin me in our match. A normal man would be pretty upset and would want to even the score, so to say. And considering that, in spite of my loss, I did hand you your **** on a plate when we faced off and that...

Cyrus points to the swelling on Twista's jaw.

Cyrus Black:...that certainly looks like it could be my handiwork, then it certainly looks like I have motive and means. Yeah, I'm definitely a prime suspect. That being said, I doubt very much that I'm the only one who could've and would've done that to you.

Surge magically pops up from behind Cyrus.

"IT COULD'VE BEEN ME!" he shouts.

Both men turn and look at Surge with a somewhat surprised face.

Cyrus looks at Surge, surprised to see him, but writes it off as "Surge being Surge" and turns back to Twista.

Cyrus Black: See, man? It could've been Surge. Speaking of which...

Cyrus turns back to Surge.

Cyrus Black: What are you doing here, man?

He shrugs.

"How the Hell should I know?", he asks sarcastically, "Good match, though, guys..."

Cyrus nods and smiles.

Cyrus Black: Why thank you. And good work on getting your hands raised against Maskell and my former apprentice.

"No, Cyrus, thank you..." he says in his normal sarcastic tone, "The only thing that made it better was the fact we did their moms too."

Surge chuckles to himself at the thought of plowing Dan and Casey's moms again.

Cyrus Black: Riiiight...

Cyrus decides not to press the subject and switch gears.

Cyrus Black: So, any idea what the lineup's going to be like for the next show? After all, you seem to know more than any one of us what management's got in store.

"I don't just know management...I am management.", Surge says in a deep narrator's voice before going back to his old one, "But in all seriousness, you and Twista will prolly see each-other or something. I don't know. I think I'll just post names and scenarios on a wall and throw darts to see what happens."

Cyrus mulls it over before grinning.

Cyrus Black: Why not throw me and Twista in a tag match? You know, give me an opportunity to clear my good name of this...heinous...assault?

Surge rubs where his chin would be on the mask.

"Me gusta. Me gusta mucho.", Surge says somewhat sarcastically, turning to Twista, who's just standing there with a blank face, "Is he okay?"

Surge waves a hand in from of Twista's face.

Cyrus watches as Surge tries to get Twista's attention by waving his hand in his face and snapping his fingers.

Cyrus Black: Oh, don't worry about him. He'll be fine.

Cyrus directs his attention to Twista.

Cyrus Black: Aren't you excited? You and I get to team up! Doesn't that just sound like fun?

Surge looks at Twista before thinking about pulling out his shank and seeing if he'll react to a stabbing, but decides against it. Instead, he moves Twista's mouth like a puppet.

"I sure am.", Surge does a Bill Cosby voice, "'Cause the kids, they listen to the rap, which gives them the brain damage...but they don't know what the jazz is all about."

Surge looks back at Cyrus.

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Surge looks at Twista before thinking about pulling out his shank and seeing if he'll react to a stabbing, but decides against it. Instead, he moves Twista's mouth like a puppet.

"I sure am.", Surge does a Bill Cosby voice, "'Cause the kids, they listen to the rap, which gives them the brain damage...but they don't know what the jazz is all about."

Surge looks back at Cyrus.

Despite wanting Twista to reply himself, Cyrus shrugs and goes along with it.

Cyrus Black: Great! Well, I'll talk to you later, partner! If you need me, I'll probably be hanging around catering.

Cyrus gives Surge a pat on the back.

Cyrus Black: By the way, that package you asked me to get for you...it's in your office.

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Surge looks at Twista before thinking about pulling out his shank and seeing if he'll react to a stabbing, but decides against it. Instead, he moves Twista's mouth like a puppet.

"I sure am.", Surge does a Bill Cosby voice, "'Cause the kids, they listen to the rap, which gives them the brain damage...but they don't know what the jazz is all about."

Surge looks back at Cyrus.

Despite wanting Twista to reply himself, Cyrus shrugs and goes along with it.

Cyrus Black: Great! Well, I'll talk to you later, partner! If you need me, I'll probably be hanging around catering.

Cyrus gives Surge a pat on the back.

Cyrus Black: By the way, that package you asked me to get for you...it's in your office.

Surge's right eye-slight somehow constricts and the mask becomes a look of confusion.

"Wait...what?" Surge asks, "Whatever."

He punches Twista in the mouth, but Twista in his trance doesn't budge.

Twista looks coldy at Surge the man who is 3-1 against him, with Twista sole victory coming when both were young and not fully potentialized (Word?). He then looks at Cyrus his "partner" lights a smoke, shrugs his shoulders and walks out.