EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug

good show guys, liked the ending but what's a novaface

Twista is backstage smoking TWO JOINTS in celebration of being booked when he wasn't meant to be.

Kramer wrote:

*Robert Cairo's doing shady shit with Angel that isn't sexual*

*El Amazo is now apparently called Psychoface*

Amazo finds a note saying, "Psychoface and you are two different people".

Surge is on the outskirts of the city, digging a hole after the show. Fun fact: it takes 462 DIFFERENT MUSCLES to dig a hole deep enough that the police will never find out what you did.

Scott Gone is pleased at another great show. He has a sign on his door welcoming anyone to come in.

Kramer wrote:

*Robert Cairo's doing shady shit with Angel that isn't sexual*

*El Amazo is now apparently called Psychoface*

Matt Xtreme walks up to El Amazo and drops an open carton of spoiled 2% milk on his shoes.

"I hope you know that I'm going to fucking stab you one day."

Kyle O'Rapely is fucking flipping shit at Xtreme, as he searches for him, with a fork in his hand.

Angel and Elias are backstage, having won the match with Surge and got in the good graces of the GM.

SP wrote:

Kyle O'Rapely is fucking flipping shit at Xtreme, as he searches for him, with a fork in his hand.

Xtreme turns away from El Amazo and sees O'Rapely running around with a fork.

"This... Piece of shit..."

Xtreme then charges at him.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Xtreme then swings his right arm and is about to punch O'Rapely in the face, but stops at the last second!

"HA! YOU FLINCHED! YOU TOTALLY FUCKING FLINCHED!"

Xtreme then notices O'Rapely's mask.

"What up with the mask? You gone full blown retard also?"

@NoeleenPhoenix - #PsychoPhoenixORDIE

Scott Gone is reviewing the show from yesterday. Anyone can talk to him.



Surge is petting a cat that wandered into the arena.

"Who's da gewd boi? Yous da good boi."

He hears the cat purring.

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Da fuck is that?

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I think that's purring. I think it's happy.

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That's impossbile. The only emotions cats feel is contempt. Purring is the sound of a cat's heartbeat speeding up when you pet it, 'cause it senses you're close enough to attack.

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Now we know.

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And knowing is half the battle.

Surge pulls out his knife...

I'd post a promo but this page looks like Hazza's pussy...stretched out and loose.

Off: Yeah, lol, that'd be Marik. You should do it anyway.

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Saudi wrote:

I'd post a promo but this page looks like Hazza's pussy...stretched out and loose.

Your moms is like that, last time i checked.

I'll take that as a 'yes' for the 3-way I suggested...

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Saudi wrote:

I'd post a promo but this page looks like Hazza's pussy...stretched out and loose.

Your moms is like that, last time i checked.

I'll take that as a 'yes' for the 3-way I suggested...

Speaking of which, my friend invited me to be in one with her. I'm kind of hoping she was serious.

#ADayInTheLifeOfTJ

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Neville Ryan is backstage walking down the hallway with his 3XW World Title on his shoulder.

Kramer wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Saudi wrote:

I'd post a promo but this page looks like Hazza's pussy...stretched out and loose.

Your moms is like that, last time i checked.

I'll take that as a 'yes' for the 3-way I suggested...

Speaking of which, my friend invited me to be in one with her. I'm kind of hoping she was serious.

#ADayInTheLifeOfTJ

I shall be in the closet.

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is being interviewed by some magazine or another. It's hard to keep track of all the people he talks to. Anyway, once the interview's over, __________ comes up to speak to him.

...some guy walks up to Cyrus. He prolly works for Scott Gone, or something, since he has Gone's insignia on his shirt: a rainbow dragon with a mustache and watermelon.

"Mr. Black, Mr. Gone would like to talk to you."

*Dustin Shore is backstage, seen reading a book. Closer inspection reveals the title to be The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. His bag is next to his chair, and the old CWW Undisputed Championship sits on top of the bag. However, ___________ is pretty damn rude and interrupts his reading.*

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is being interviewed by some magazine or another. It's hard to keep track of all the people he talks to. Anyway, once the interview's over, __________ comes up to speak to him.

...some guy walks up to Cyrus. He prolly works for Scott Gone, or something, since he has Gone's insignia on his shirt: a rainbow dragon with a mustache and watermelon.

"Mr. Black, Mr. Gone would like to talk to you."

Cyrus shrugs as he heads to Scott Gone's office and knocks on the door. When he doesn't hear anybody calling out from the inside, he opens the door and walks inside.

Cyrus Black: Gone? You in here?

Cyrus T wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is being interviewed by some magazine or another. It's hard to keep track of all the people he talks to. Anyway, once the interview's over, __________ comes up to speak to him.

...some guy walks up to Cyrus. He prolly works for Scott Gone, or something, since he has Gone's insignia on his shirt: a rainbow dragon with a mustache and watermelon.

"Mr. Black, Mr. Gone would like to talk to you."

Cyrus shrugs as he heads to Scott Gone's office and knocks on the door. When he doesn't hear anybody calling out from the inside, he opens the door and walks inside.

Cyrus Black: Gone? You in here?

Scott Gone swings around in his chair. He's wearing his regular chain mail.

"Cyrus, I heard that you, Kyle O'Rapely, and El Amazo, wanted a tag team match against Angel Rodriguez, Matt Xtreme, and I'm guessing at this point, either Victor Elias or Dr. Butcher. I'd like to go over this with you."

Oriadon wrote:

*Dustin Shore is backstage, seen reading a book. Closer inspection reveals the title to be The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. His bag is next to his chair, and the old CWW Undisputed Championship sits on
top of the bag. However, ___________ is pretty damn rude and interrupts his reading.*

Another assistant walks up to Dustin. And he isn't rude either.

"Mr. Gone would like to see you after Mr. Black, Mr. Shore. Also, would you have any idea where I can find your former protege Mr. Weston, and his tag team partner, Mr. Davis?"