World Wrestling Entertainment 2.0

Mystery Guy: Funny, 'cause the Deadman is just a nickname. Oops, thats kayfabe!

John Bradshaw Layfield walks up to AJ, slightly smirking.

"Hey AJ, how's the neck? Hope it's not hurting too bad."

*Kane makes his way down to the ring in up roar of cheers and some boos. Having a some what insane expresion on his face, conducting an evil smirk but also a furious look in his eyes*

*as he is about to climb into the ring, highlights from his match against Christian are played on the titantron, after the video is played Kane is standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone*

Kane

"Christian...let me be clear. If you think last week was the end of our match, you are sadly mistaken! Last week was a fluke! A double count out was not in my plans. So now you've just sealed your fate even sooner, rather then later! At Survivor Series Christian, you and I are on opposite teams. But, the Friday before Survivor Series...So there is no count outs, and even no disqualifications...I challenge you to a Steel Cage Match!

*fans cheer Kane's challenge*

Kane

"There will be no running, no where to hide...just face to face, with the Devil's Favorite Demon! And don't worry Christian...I will personally make sure there isn't any type of count out except the time it takes the count for you to pick your almost lifeless body up off of the ring mat after I physically and mentally devastate your body into a pool of your own...blood!"

*Kane begins his evil laughter as he sets the microphone down and summons his pyro and his theme begins to play and the lights dim red*

*fans begin cheering Kane as he exits the ring and heads backstage*

Promo for Team John Laurinaitis vs Team Theodore Long at Survivor Series a week from Sunday.
(Those who live in Germany can't view it)

Christian is walking around backstage, looking for one more person for his SS team.

MVP is in his lr, watching his past matches.

Zack Ryder is in catering with his Internet Championship, looking over the food, with a camera in his hand.

Natalya is in her lr.

The Mystery Man is lifting weights in the gym.

Shane McMahon is walking out to the arena, getting ready to address the crowd.

The fans cheer as Shane McMahon walks out. He doesn’t dance, he just walks out, all dressed in his suit. He walks down the ramp, up the steps, and into the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring and raises the microphone to is lips.

Shane: There is a reason that I didn’t dance, that I’m not smiling, and its for one simple fact. I’m sure you’ve all heard the rumors, I was threatened to be fired. Well, those rumors are true. My was father threatened me to be fired because no one has decided to have stopped by my office. All I’ve done every day is sit in my office and look over PPV buy rates, not a SINGLE knock on my door! I guess the only way for me to get attention is to actually have to walk out of my office. Now that’s not a stretch, but as a member of the WWE Staff, I’d LIKE it if I could actually talk to some of the superstars! Its not hard, all they need to do is knock on my door! I’ll let them in. I may have to start coming out here more often if I want to keep my job.

He looks at his watch, and jumps a little.

Shane: I’ve just got to go do something! Uhh, I got to go!

He quickly leaves the ring and rushes backstage.

OK, for today, on top of that McMahon promo, I'm looking to do a Christian promo and ZTLIS. Lots planned for today, but first I'm gonna see if I can make a half-decent CAW in SvR 11.

Mr Kennedy and Mr Hellwig walk up to Generico, smiling.

"You are looking at your final TWO members for Survivor Series."

The fans boo as Christian’s theme blares through the arena. He walks onto the stage, and smirks. He walks down the ramp, wearing his Captain Charisma jacket and tights. He climbs onto the apron and steps into the ring. He stands in the middle and looks around.

Captain Charisma | Christian

“Kane I saw what you said out here. You’re challenging me to a Steel Cage match on SmackDown, when you couldn’t even get the job done in our past match? I mean come on, you couldn’t beat me, why waste your time? Granted, I didn’t beat you either, but you REALLY think I would be FOOLISH enough to accept your challenge? That would just be downright STUPID! Facing the “Big Bad Burnt Guy” in a Steel Cage match, HA! I would sooner go back to Canada and retire from wrestling than face you in a cage! It’s not that I’m afraid, I could EASILY beat you, it’s just that it’s the DUMBEST idea ever! Come on Kane, just because you’re a 7 Foot monster who just so happens to have gotten burnt alive as a kid AND thrown into a flaming dumpster by our very own Shane McMahon, doesn’t mean your terrifying in any way! You’d think as the brother of The Undertaker, you’d actually give a damn about looking terrifying! Look at you; you walk around with a damn TOWEL on your head! Is that supposed to be menacing, or is it supposed to cover your bald head? Either way, it’s just DISGUSTING to look at! You sweat in it all day, every day, and wear it over and over again! Seriously, if you’re gonna wear it, wash it every night. Washer AND dryer, and don’t forget the soap!”

Christian looks into the crowd and smirks. He starts pacing around the ring, holding the back of his head.

“When it comes right down to it Kane, all we need to settle that match is Survivor Series. And speaking of Survivor Series, my team is almost completely settled. My team consists of me, a tag team LEGEND, Cody Rhodes, former 2-time World Tag Team Champion, John Morrison, former WWE and World Tag Team Champion, and Slammy Award winner for Greatest Tag Team of 2008, and Jack Swagger, former World Heavyweight Champion! MY team is COLLOASAL, but all we need is one more guy to complete the mega team. On SmackDown alone, I see at least 3 good prospects! We’ve got James Storm, another great tag team competitor, Daniel Bryan, Submission Specialist, and The Undertaker! I’m sure EVERYONE wants to see Undertaker not only on Team Christian, but on the opposite team of his brother, Kane! Undertaker, 19-0 at WrestleMania, former World Heavyweight, WWE, and Tag Team Champion! But, I’m tired of looking everywhere for just one more guy! So, I’m inviting ANYONE in the back who wants to join MY Survivor Series team, to come on out here and I’ll either accept or deny you! Come on, don’t be shy just because you’ll be in the presence of a Tag Team LEGEND, just come on out!”

Christian stands in the ring, facing the stage, waiting.