EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug

RifRad wrote:

*After walking past Casey and Noeleen and hearing something about "inheriting colors," Riff begins to wonder if his father might have passed it to him.*

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No. He didn't. Keep walking you fool.

*Stunned, Riff continues on.*

In case you didn't see, Riff won the International title, ya scrub.

Dancing Blacker wrote:

RifRad wrote:

*After walking past Casey and Noeleen and hearing something about "inheriting colors," Riff begins to wonder if his father might have passed it to him.*

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No. He didn't. Keep walking you fool.

*Stunned, Riff continues on.*

In case you didn't see, Riff won the International title, ya scrub.

Thanks dad, I saw. I'll be having a promo up tomorrow about said title win.

Brooklyn Buu wrote:

Thoughts on that promo? I'd like them.

It was nice. Seemed too general/rushed at parts, so concentrating more on the subject, more detail, et cetera would've helped, but the idea was sweet.

Angel Rodriguez is telling off Victor Elias for getting pinned on the show. But they're doing it through their minds.

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How did you get pinned by Cyrus Black? He's a midget

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Urrrhhhh.

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And why are we in Surge's mind?

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Urrrhhhh.

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RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is unaffected by brain colors. There was that one time where they tried to infect his head, but he beat them into submission with the sheer power of his amazingness. Oh, and he's at catering eating a chicken sandwich.

Neville Ryan, 3XW World Champion, pulls up a seat across from him

"Why hello again champ, nice promo" he says as he flashes a thumbs up

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is unaffected by brain colors. There was that one time where they tried to infect his head, but he beat them into submission with the sheer power of his amazingness. Oh, and he's at catering eating a chicken sandwich.

Neville Ryan, 3XW World Champion, pulls up a seat across from him

"Why hello again champ, nice promo" he says as he flashes a thumbs up

Cyrus takes a bite out of his sandwich and swallows before replying.

Cyrus Black: Oh, that? Yeah, thanks. Bit introspective, but I think I got my point across. Least Angel knows exactly why I'm going to kill him at Path for Power.

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is unaffected by brain colors. There was that one time where they tried to infect his head, but he beat them into submission with the sheer power of his amazingness. Oh, and he's at catering eating a chicken sandwich.

Neville Ryan, 3XW World Champion, pulls up a seat across from him

"Why hello again champ, nice promo" he says as he flashes a thumbs up

Cyrus takes a bite out of his sandwich and swallows before replying.

Cyrus Black: Oh, that? Yeah, thanks. Bit introspective, but I think I got my point across. Least Angel knows exactly why I'm going to kill him at Path for Power.

"He's that aristocratic fellow isn't he? I must admit he's not all bad but I'm still hoping he loses"

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is unaffected by brain colors. There was that one time where they tried to infect his head, but he beat them into submission with the sheer power of his amazingness. Oh, and he's at catering eating a chicken sandwich.

Neville Ryan, 3XW World Champion, pulls up a seat across from him

"Why hello again champ, nice promo" he says as he flashes a thumbs up

Cyrus takes a bite out of his sandwich and swallows before replying.

Cyrus Black: Oh, that? Yeah, thanks. Bit introspective, but I think I got my point across. Least Angel knows exactly why I'm going to kill him at Path for Power.

"He's that aristocratic fellow isn't he? I must admit he's not all bad but I'm still hoping he loses"

Cyrus Black: Why? If you don't mind him, then why do you hope he loses?

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is unaffected by brain colors. There was that one time where they tried to infect his head, but he beat them into submission with the sheer power of his amazingness. Oh, and he's at catering eating a chicken sandwich.

Neville Ryan, 3XW World Champion, pulls up a seat across from him

"Why hello again champ, nice promo" he says as he flashes a thumbs up

Cyrus takes a bite out of his sandwich and swallows before replying.

Cyrus Black: Oh, that? Yeah, thanks. Bit introspective, but I think I got my point across. Least Angel knows exactly why I'm going to kill him at Path for Power.

"He's that aristocratic fellow isn't he? I must admit he's not all bad but I'm still hoping he loses"

Cyrus Black: Why? If you don't mind him, then why do you hope he loses?

Neville grins and shakes his head as if informing Cyrus of a very basic idea.

"Well he reminds me of myself and if there's anything I can't allow its a Mexican Neville bootleg. I can sell my "3XW World Champ Neville Ryan" shirts for thirty dollars a piece. If people could simply buy a box of "EFNW World Champion Mucho Bueno" shirts for ten bucks then I'd lose a serious chunk of my income" he says as he sips from his water bottle.

"I have to protect the brand"

Twista XL is scheming

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is unaffected by brain colors. There was that one time where they tried to infect his head, but he beat them into submission with the sheer power of his amazingness. Oh, and he's at catering eating a chicken sandwich.

Neville Ryan, 3XW World Champion, pulls up a seat across from him

"Why hello again champ, nice promo" he says as he flashes a thumbs up

Cyrus takes a bite out of his sandwich and swallows before replying.

Cyrus Black: Oh, that? Yeah, thanks. Bit introspective, but I think I got my point across. Least Angel knows exactly why I'm going to kill him at Path for Power.

"He's that aristocratic fellow isn't he? I must admit he's not all bad but I'm still hoping he loses"

Cyrus Black: Why? If you don't mind him, then why do you hope he loses?

Neville grins and shakes his head as if informing Cyrus of a very basic idea.

"Well he reminds me of myself and if there's anything I can't allow its a Mexican Neville bootleg. I can sell my "3XW World Champ Neville Ryan" shirts for thirty dollars a piece. If people could simply buy a box of "EFNW World Champion Mucho Bueno" shirts for ten bucks then I'd lose a serious chunk of my income" he says as he sips from his water bottle.

"I have to protect the brand"

Cyrus Black: Oh...of course. How silly of me. And here I was thinking you just wanted to see your old buddy Cyrus continue being the best damn EFNW World Champion there ever was. My mistake.

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is unaffected by brain colors. There was that one time where they tried to infect his head, but he beat them into submission with the sheer power of his amazingness. Oh, and he's at catering eating a chicken sandwich.

Neville Ryan, 3XW World Champion, pulls up a seat across from him

"Why hello again champ, nice promo" he says as he flashes a thumbs up

Cyrus takes a bite out of his sandwich and swallows before replying.

Cyrus Black: Oh, that? Yeah, thanks. Bit introspective, but I think I got my point across. Least Angel knows exactly why I'm going to kill him at Path for Power.

"He's that aristocratic fellow isn't he? I must admit he's not all bad but I'm still hoping he loses"

Cyrus Black: Why? If you don't mind him, then why do you hope he loses?

Neville grins and shakes his head as if informing Cyrus of a very basic idea.

"Well he reminds me of myself and if there's anything I can't allow its a Mexican Neville bootleg. I can sell my "3XW World Champ Neville Ryan" shirts for thirty dollars a piece. If people could simply buy a box of "EFNW World Champion Mucho Bueno" shirts for ten bucks then I'd lose a serious chunk of my income" he says as he sips from his water bottle.

"I have to protect the brand"

Cyrus Black: Oh...of course. How silly of me. And here I was thinking you just wanted to see your old buddy Cyrus continue being the best damn EFNW World Champion there ever was. My mistake.

"That too, be a dear and keep beating these number one contenders while I climb the ladder alright? I'd hate to have to face a fluke champion"

Cyrus Black: Can't say why you wouldn't, Neville. After all, you stand a far better chance of beating a fluke champion than you do me. Not to say you couldn't, because you have. Just saying, though.

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Without actually knowing she has the Surge problem too because he injected it into her from .. yea that way she continues to speak her honest mind..

She looks down

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WOW ~ my boobs are actually great. No wonder Nova stares at them poor child.

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Would that be bad or a good sign?

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GOOD

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NO BAD!

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Maybe that is the reason why Surge likes you

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Because he is going to use you because you have a nice pair?

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OF COURSE.

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Dumb Bitch.

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Well you can't be smart and beautiful at once.

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You're going to get raped you know.

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NO I AM NOT! I AM A WOMAN WITH STRENGTH POWER AND BEAUTY.

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Yet can change when drunk.

"Are you saying I'm an Alcoholic?!"

A cleaning lady turns her head but obviously speaks no english and tries to yell at Noeleen for her random outburst of wording.

"No Habla Español -- lo siento."

The woman just glares at Noeleen and goes back to cleaning, she paces herself down the hall cleaning as she goes just leaving Noeleen standing there bewildered and confused thinking..

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Why did you do that?

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I wonder at times about you.

Noeleen frantically runs off in search for someone to talk to about her problems

Surge just stands there. 'Cause you know, he can help Noeleen with her problems, like losing weight, and the fact he'd like her to have bigger boobs. Yea, that would be awesome.

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Without actually knowing she has the Surge problem too because he injected it into her from .. yea that way she continues to speak her honest mind..

She looks down

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WOW ~ my boobs are actually great. No wonder Nova stares at them poor child.

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Would that be bad or a good sign?

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GOOD

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NO BAD!

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Maybe that is the reason why Surge likes you

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Because he is going to use you because you have a nice pair?

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OF COURSE.

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Dumb Bitch.

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Well you can't be smart and beautiful at once.

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You're going to get raped you know.

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NO I AM NOT! I AM A WOMAN WITH STRENGTH POWER AND BEAUTY.

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Yet can change when drunk.

"Are you saying I'm an Alcoholic?!"

A cleaning lady turns her head but obviously speaks no english and tries to yell at Noeleen for her random outburst of wording.

"No Habla Español -- lo siento."

The woman just glares at Noeleen and goes back to cleaning, she paces herself down the hall cleaning as she goes just leaving Noeleen standing there bewildered and confused thinking..

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Why did you do that?

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I wonder at times about you.

Noeleen frantically runs off in search for someone to talk to about her problems

Surge just stands there. 'Cause you know, he can help Noeleen with her problems, like losing weight, and the fact he'd like her to have bigger boobs. Yea, that would be awesome.

Noeleen Phoenix

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IT'S SURGE. MY HUSBAND!

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Bitch please, he is NOT your husband; he's simply mindfucking you into believing that you are.

"Am I an alcoholic?"

Surge thinks back to all the times Noeleen was drunk...

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Best crushed pelvis ever.

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Hell yea.

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Hell yea.

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Hell yea.

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Hell yea.

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Hell yea.

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Hell yea.

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Hell yea.

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Hell yea.

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Hell yea.

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Hell yea.

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Hell yea.

"Hell yea- I mean...what?"

Surge looks at his waifu.

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This is a long quote chain.

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We should start a new one.

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Just did.

Surge's mask raises an eyebrow.

"'Cause you liked it rough."

He just crosses his arms.

"Regardless, this is about you, Nozzle, and whatever thing you were talking about. I wasn't really listening, since you're a woman and all."

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

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This is a long quote chain.

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We should start a new one.

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Just did.

Surge's mask raises an eyebrow.

"'Cause you liked it rough."

He just crosses his arms.

"Regardless, this is about you, Nozzle, and whatever thing you were talking about. I wasn't really listening, since you're a woman and all."

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I'd love to rip that mask apart and do him right here on the spot.

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Gross.

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Maybe some other time when he isn't with those hookers of his.

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Just get a divorce from him and marry William Davis instead, he has all the money and fortune you can have.

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True story.

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I know.

"I want more from you Surge. Not this shit."

Surge starts to unzip his pants but sees from Noeleen's facial reaction that that isn't what she means, so he pulls his pants back up.

"Um...are we gonna go somewhere private? Or...what?"