EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil

Ladies & Gentlemen . . . Welcome to EFNW Wrest - What the fuck is going on?!

Within seconds of going on the air, Angel Rodriguez finds himself shackled up to a cross in a crucifix position! The lights go out, which is a cue for a spotlight to shine down on Angel Rodriguez! We can hear Hardcore Demon's voice project through the arena, coming from an unknown destination. Hearing Demon's cold, expressionless voice sends chills down the spines of the EFNW fans in attendance.

Demon talks about a time when he was known as Marcus Kane. In this period of time, Marcus was the most reckoned force in all of professional wrestling! Everybody feared Marcus Kane! Demon reluctantly explains that over time he actually became fond of the EFNW fans. He has formed a bond with them and has even shared some kind of spiritual connection; but only now he realizes how weak he has become. Hardcore Demon shouts into the microphone that he will never let such a grievous act transpire ever again! The words "Marcus Kane" appear on the titantron in big bold letters as the lighting in the arena returns. Hardcore Demon - now known as Marcus Kane - has disappeared into thin air! We go to a commercial break!

EFNW Wrestling goes back on the air and Angel Rodriguez - who has now slipped out of his shackles - is in the centre of the ring. He tells Marcus Kane in a somewhat believable voice that he is not intimidated! Rodriguez exits ringside, looking to send a message to the EFNW Fans!

Dustin Shore announces that he has selected an opponent for Harry Jones, and it is . . . JOSH POLSON!

Pick Your Poison :: Harry Jones def. Josh Polson Polson at 14:32 via a vicious Shooting Star Modified Curb Stomp to Josh Polson who was hung up in a reverse avalanche position. After the match, Dustin emerges down to ringside and congratulates Jones. He tells Harry that his win over Polson will not vindicate any of the crap that he preaches, considering that at Pain For Pride, Shore will "send Harry back into his ball of obscurity". The two men have a long stare-off as we move on to the next segment.

Robert Cairo confronts Travis Jones in the backstage area. Cairo tells Jones that every wrestler and associate of EFNW Wrestling has signed a petition titled, "The Replacement of Travis Jones". Robert announces that the Board of Directors have come to an abrupt conclusion that the new General Manager of EFNW Wrestling is . . . ROBERT CAIRO!

Everybody is shocked! Robert Cairo - the EFNW Revolution Champion - is now the EFNW Wrestling General Manager?! Travis sniggers and retorts, "Over my dead body". Robert takes this response literally and kicks Jones in the mid-section, before throwing Travis THROUGH a window! Shards of glass explode everywhere as Cairo admires his handy work.

Harry Jones is in the backstage area standing by with his long-time rival, Cyrus Black. Jones literally begs Cyrus to fight Shore in tonight's main event; but Black replies by nonchalantly flipping Harry off. Jones shouts out after Black, "Well fuck you!", but then realises how much strife he is in.

Singles Match :: Fang def. Nick Shelton at 5:24 via a thunderous chokeslam! After the match, Fang gets on the microphone and hypes himself up as the future of EFNW Wrestling!

We see Angel Rodriguez lurking through the backstage area with a crowbar. He is very edgy, knowing that Marcus Kane could be anywhere!

We then cut to the outside entrance of the EFNW Arena where FORMER EFNW Wrestling General Manager, Travis Jones, is laying at the top of a stairwell on the verge of losing consciousness! Robert Cairo, the NEW EFNW Wrestling General Manager approaches Travis with a big ear-to-ear grin. Cairo delivers a stern kick to the ribs of Jones, with such an immense amount of impact that Travis Jones tumbles down to the bottom of the stairwell. Robert Cairo says with pride, "Now, I've got some business to take care of", before walking back into the arena.

Singles Match :: Cyrus Black vs Eric Lindgren goes to a No Contest! Cyrus has the Nowhere to Run submission locked in on Lindgren when new EFNW General Manager Robert Cairo intervenes. He tells both men to leave the ring immediately, because he has a huge announcement to make!

Robert Cairo rambles on for TEN minutes about his pet dog named Sally, his first meaningful relationship with a woman, and the contrast in time zones between London and California. The innovative EFNW fans chant in unison, "Fuck him up, Travis, Fuck him up". This chant seemingly reminds Cairo why he is even out in the ring. He tells the EFNW fans that next week, EFNW Wrestling will hold the first annual Vixens Cup tournament due to the final request of Travis Jones!

Despite hearing such an exciting announcement, the fans barely react in any way; because the despised Robert Cairo is still in the ring! After another minute of soaking it all in, Cairo finally leaves the ring as we cut to the next segment.

Harry Jones is in the backstage area with Mark & Max Meyhem from the Radley Corp. He asks them if they would be willing to compete against Dustin Shore in tonight's main event. Max explains that he has to attend to some personal business with Riff, but Mark is available to compete. Mark and Jones shake hands, until ... BAM! A chair connects with Mark's skull, knocking Mark out! Harry looks on in disapointment as the man behind the attack is revealed. The man has a hood completely covering his face, keeping his identity a secret! The man throws the chair at Max's head, before walking away. On the back of his hooded jumper, there is a tag that reads "Legend".

Non-Title Match :: Fight Money def. Jaggered Payne at 5:21 via a Sit Out Powerbomb from William Davis, who drillied Pauly Payne onto the canvas with authority!

Riff Radley emerges from the backstage area - alone - and demands to know who attacked the two other members of Radley Corp. The lights go down as golden pyrotechnics explode on the main stage. The word "Legend" appears on the titantron. The lights go back on and Casey Anomaly is standing at the top of the main stage! He charges down the entrance ramp with a thirst for vengeance, but he cannot get what he desires; because Riff is high-tailing through the crowd! Now the ring is cleared, Casey challenges Riff to a No Holds Barred match at Pain For Pride!

Angel Rodriguez barges into the Vixens locker room with a baseball bat and demands to know where Marcus Kane is! None of the Vixens have the answer that Rodriguez is after, so Angel leaves the room. Every wrestling fan in the world shits their pants when they notice the distinct figure of Kane's body about 50 metres down the corridor.

Non-Title Match :: Adam Young def. Omega at 10:42 via a Small Package, following a Classic Kick from Kevin Evans. The referee never saw the interference occur, thus declaring Young the winner. Kevin Evans kisses Omega's title as a dazed Omega battles to find his feet.

Noeleen Phoenix explains to the EFNW Fans why she deserves to win the EFNW Vixens Cup next week, but while she has her back turned; former Vixens Champion, Kelly, slides into the ring and hits the KKK! Kosmic Kelly Kick! Kelly spits on Noeleen as we go to another commercial break.

Singles Match :: Alex Nova def. Phil Brilliance via the Karma Injection at 7:05.

Angel Rodriguez asks Harry Jones if he has seen Marcus Kane anywhere in the arena. Harry replies by telling Rodriguez to go fuck himself . . . But then, from out of the blue, Jones offers Rodriguez a match tonight against Dustin Shore, due to the "Pick Your Poison" stipulation. Jones promises Rodriguez that he will be there at ringside to make sure Hardcore Demon doesn't intervene.

An Emergency Broadcast from Robert Cairo -- The EFNW Wrestling General Manager ~ !! Robert discusses how fascinating the cycle of photosynthesis is. Once again, the EFNW fans give Cairo an insane amount of heat!

Tag Team Match :: Matt Xtreme & Friends def. Tiger Boy & Tiger Cub to become the new #1 Contenders for the EFNW Tag Team Championships! Matt Xtreme wrestled terribly in this match, but still took all the credit for the victory!

Singles Match :: Local Talent def. Michael DeJesus at 7:23! Michael absolutely destroyed the Local Athlete, but as it turns out, Daniel Evans is wearing an impeccable disguise as referee Charles Robinson! Daniel connects with a Star Struck Kick, which is enough to humiliate DeJesus on National TV! After the match, Evans tells DeJesus that at Pain For Pride, their match will be contested in a steel cage!

20 Minute Open Forum :: Alex Nova & [EFNW Wrestling Champion] Cyrus Black
This war of words really could've been the main event of the show, because the intensity and passion shared between both men is incredible! Cyrus seemed to have the slight upper hand over Nova around the 19 minute mark of the Open Forum, until - BAM! Karma Injection from out of nowhere! Alex raises Cyrus Black's EFNW Championship, which is cue for a commercial break.

Pick Your Poison :: Dustin Shore def. Angel Rodriguez via the Shore Leave at 26:53, after Marcus Kane delivered a chokeslam to Harry Jones, with nothing to cushion Harry's landing other than the ringside floor! The distraction was enough for Shore to capitalize and connect with his finishing maneuver to secure a big victory!