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The Legend of Casey wrote:

White guy wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

**Cult of Personality by Living Color begins to boom over the sound system in the arena and the fans explode. Both with cheers and boos, all because they know The Messiah of Straight Edge, The Second City Saint, The Voice of The Voiceless and the Best In The World: CM Punk is coming out to the ring. As Punk steps out onto the stage the fans, which thought to be impossible, get even louder. Punk grins at the fans while they cheer for him and chant his name and boo him and yell insults. Tonight he wearing his white 'Best in the World' T-shirt and a pair of jeans. Punk gets on one knee and looks at his wrist as if there was a watch there, like usual, and yells 'ITS CLOBBERIN' TIME!' as he gets up he walks down the ramp still grinning widely. He goes up the stairs and hops up, one foot on the second rope, the other on the top rope. He motions for the fans to get louder which they get slightly louder. Punk drops into the ring and grabs a mic from the opposite corner of the ring. Punk then stands in the ring for a few more moments before sitting cross legged in the middle of the ring. Punk's grin is still there but barely eminent. He motions for the fans to settle down with one hand and CM Pun begins to speak.**

"So.. is it just me or does no one else recall the main event at Wrestle Mania 27? I mean I remember all the other matches: Me versus Randy, Berto against Edge, the one with that orange umpaloompa from Jersey, Rhodes versus Mysterio, the eight man tag match, and of course Triple H versus the Dead man. But I just can't seem to remember the main event.."

**Punk rests his chin on his fist and looks like hes confused or thinking hard. After a few moments pass he looks like he remembered**

"Oh! Now I know! It was John Cena going one on one with.."

**Now Punk looks frustrated as he 'forgot' who Cena's opponent was**

"God damn it! I forgot it again! This guy must be just some looser whom every one tends to forget about. He's probably had a WWE Title reign at one time that not one person can ever remember even though it was like six months or something. This guy is probably some reality TV reject.. WAIT! Now I know! The only reality TV reject around here is the Miz!"

**The fans begin to boo at the sound of the Miz's name. Punk grins a little bit as he continues**

"Don't worry guys, you aren't the only ones that hate that duck-faced scum bag. I honestly hate him, I really do. I bet if he were to come down here right now, he would tell me I only hate him because I'm jealous of the fact he's so.. how does he do it?"

**Punk raises the mic up above his head and inhales deeply. But he says very passively:**

"Aweeeeeeeeeeesommmmmmmme.. or something lie that. I don't know and could care less to be honest. The thing that really bothers me about the Miz though is.."

**Punk stands up and looks serious**

"He goes around every where on all of these social and media outlets saying how he is the must see champion and all this other bull shit about him being the best and him being awesome and this and that and this and that.. but we all know that's not true. How about some of you take a stab at who is the best.. the best in the world to be more specific."

**Punk grins as the fans begin to chant: 'C M PUNK! C M PUNK!' As punk goes to raise the mic to his hand __________'s music begins to blare and Punk looks on with a blank expression**

OFF: TBC by any one on RAW, preferably Miz, or any one else in the Fatal Four way on Monday

OFF2: And sorry it was so short, been busy as fuck so I rushed it

OFF3: Am I doing a decent job with Punk?

Chris Jericho walks out to a huge mixed reaction. The fans don't know really yet what to think about him. Sure he's an asshole but he is still the best in the world and he's made that obvious on countless occasions. He stares at CM Punk the entire time he is walking down the ramp with his suit on and not really a look of fear or respect towards Chicago's own. Jericho finally makes it to the ring and is quick to garner a mic.

Chris Jericho:
The best in the world huh? CM Punk that was a title that only applied to you while I was gone. I'm no longer off making music and game shows. I'm no longer dancing with the stars and getting screwed over because of the fact that I'm a sexy beast. CM Punk you are eye to eye with the greatest superstar this company or any wrestling organization has ever seen. Considering I'm the best in the history would also mean that I'm BETTER than you. So you can take that little slogan off the back of your shirt because IM the best in the world junior. I've been the best since day one to the days I was completely outwrestling Dean Malenko and all the way through the WWE days. I'm so damn good I made my debut at the expence of The Rock and not some second rate show that nobody watched. I didn't need anybody else to get over. From day one I walked into the arena I commanded the parasites and they either loved me or hated me with little room for anything short of that.

The crowd boos him as he calls them parasites and start chanting CM Punk

Chris Jericho
I will say one thing bucko, I applaued your enthusiasm in thinking that you actually stand a fighting frickin chance in the Chris Jericho versus 3 losers fatal fourway for MY world championship this Monday Night. I know that you seem to think that you are some sort of big deal, and yes you do deserve the world title much more that that talentless blob, but you should have won it already if you wanted it that bad because Y 2 J is going to walk into Monday Night Raw win that match in oh about 6 minutes or so and then head to Veangeance and completely decimate The Miz and force MTV to submit to the Walls of Jericho. He'll start crying to the extent that he would wish hair boy was his tag partner all over again so that he doesn't have to face me ever again

**Punk looks at Jericho seriously for a moment before replying**

"Well at least we both agree that Miz is a loser who deserves nothing more then his fifteen minutes of fame but as far as every thing else you said aout me goes. You are highly mistaken. Yes you WERE the best in the world. But then you left to go and focus on Music which is fine. But in your absence I flipped whole company around and shook it up with one little thing.. this microphone.. and I'm not sure if while you were on tour you decided to keep up with RAW but when this microphone is in my hands its a proverbial pipe bomb. This pipe bomb may or may not go off at any time. Which is what makes me the current best in the world. No one can disprove that. Not you, not The Miz, not Teddy Long not even Vincent Kennedy McMahon can deny that CM Punk is the best in the world!"

**As Punk goes to speak again, Jericho cuts him off**

Chris Jericho
CM Punk the only thing that you are the best in the world at is playing with your little Pokemon cards. You are nothing more than a nerd. You stepped into my spotlight when I was gone. Never once while I was here did I ever hear anybody else mention other than myself that they were the best in the world. You claim you flipped the company upside down with a microphone? I know this is going to be an earth shattering piece of information and that it's going to completely devistate your mind but we are in a WRESTLING company and when it comes to wrestling there is nobody that has ever stepped into the ring that can hold a candle to me. I'm the greatest there ever has been, is, or ever will be. You can come out and cut 15 promos a week and I'm sure that the old man would like that because he thinks that drama is more important than wrestling, but you and I both know that this Monday night on Raw I'm going to completely dominate you, Edge, and Shawn Michaels. I will then be the number one contender for the title I was screwed out of by that parasite Shawn Michaels. You and I also both know that I'm no slouch on the microphone or "pipe bomb" as you so idiotically call it and that no matter whom I'm speaking to I do it more fluently and professionally than they could ever dream of. I came in my first night in this company and took The Rock behind the woodshed on the microphone and looks like tonight I'll be doing the same to Vinny Mac's little choir boy CM Punk.

Ricardo Rodriguez > God wrote:

If we are going for a competition then I have two essays, one powerpoint, a German worksheet, a Maths past paper and a Computing past paper all for tomorrow.

OT: Luckily enough for me, I don't have Spanish, English, or math until February, but I have a college US history class (which I wrote 2 essays for yesterday and will do 2 more today) and the always killer chemistry.

Jarrett wrote:

Ricardo Rodriguez > God wrote:

If we are going for a competition then I have two essays, one powerpoint, a German worksheet, a Maths past paper and a Computing past paper all for tomorrow.

OT: Luckily enough for me, I don't have Spanish, English, or math until February, but I have a college US history class (which I wrote 2 essays for yesterday and will do 2 more today) and the always killer chemistry.

Yeah chemistry is bad but physics is much worse.

WHOEVER WRITES SMACKDOWN HAS RIGHT TO MAKE THIER SUPERSTAR WIN!!!!!!! GO GO GO!

Does whoever right the show just write it for this week or will they be the GM?

Ricardo Rodriguez > God wrote:

Does whoever right the show just write it for this week or will they be the GM?

Up to them I just wont some fucking results

Smackdown was kinda ruined for me because there was a surprise in the promo which was meant to be before my match.

huh? i just did it in like five minutes i didn't know what was supposed to happen

I sent Justin a promo which was intended for Smackdown and it would impact the match with R-Truth. It is fine though, I can wait until Vengeance for it.

Looks good, Granger.

John Morrison backstage in his lockeroom a little irritated that the coward Orton screwed everything up

Rene Dupree slaps a hoe

William Regal drinking tea and eating fish and chips

RED wrote:

The World's Strongest Man Mark Henry is in his locker room reading a book.

Cody Rhodes is sitting on a crate backstage with the hood over his head.

R-Truth is walking around talking to his Intercontinental title belt.


Don't miss tomorrow night on Raw...

Mark Henry can read?

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

RED wrote:

The World's Strongest Man Mark Henry is in his locker room reading a book.

Cody Rhodes is sitting on a crate backstage with the hood over his head.

R-Truth is walking around talking to his Intercontinental title belt.


Don't miss tomorrow night on Raw...

Mark Henry can read?

The fact that he is 100.000 pounds doesn't mean he is not a human.

.ηovα wrote:

John TPA wrote:

Can't see it you fail

No, actually, your internet fails

Get your god damn tongue out of my ear.

Really what is going to happen with the Tag Team titles?

Me and John have an Idea!

What SP said.

Btw SP, could you post that Evans banner somewhere please?

whats the idea?

You will have to wait and see.

We need more than one tag team.