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[Jacob 'Beast' Adams is in gym training with his trainer, he is landing punches and kicks as someone walks in]

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John TPA wrote:: [Jacob 'Beast' Adams is in gym training with his trainer, he is landing punches and kicks as someone walks in]

[DeJesus walks in and laughs a little. Adams stops and turns to face DeJesus]

What!?!

Michael DeJesus You seriously still need a trainer bro? You must be bad nigga

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God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:: [Jacob 'Beast' Adams is in gym training with his trainer, he is landing punches and kicks as someone walks in]

[DeJesus walks in and laughs a little. Adams stops and turns to face DeJesus]

What!?!

Michael DeJesus You seriously still need a trainer bro? You must be bad nigga

[Adams lifts up the ropes]

"Dejesus get in the ring and spar with me, I need a trainer as I am a MMA fighter and all."

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John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:: [Jacob 'Beast' Adams is in gym training with his trainer, he is landing punches and kicks as someone walks in]

[DeJesus walks in and laughs a little. Adams stops and turns to face DeJesus]

What!?!

Michael DeJesus You seriously still need a trainer bro? You must be bad nigga

[Adams lifts up the ropes]

"Dejesus get in the ring and spar with me, I need a trainer as I am a MMA fighter and all."

Michael DeJesus Save your energy and some face dog. I'd sit you on ya arse in two seconds flat, save the embarrassment for international TV.

[DeJesus gives Adams a wink]

Hall of Famer Posts : 4741 Age : 30 Location : Emerald

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:: [Jacob 'Beast' Adams is in gym training with his trainer, he is landing punches and kicks as someone walks in]

[DeJesus walks in and laughs a little. Adams stops and turns to face DeJesus]

What!?!

Michael DeJesus You seriously still need a trainer bro? You must be bad nigga

[Adams lifts up the ropes]

"Dejesus get in the ring and spar with me, I need a trainer as I am a MMA fighter and all."

Michael DeJesus Save your energy and some face dog. I'd sit you on ya arse in two seconds flat, save the embarrassment for international TV.

[DeJesus gives Adams a wink]

Adams:

"Sure? Get in the ring and prove that you can beat me. But I promise you, you won't last 5 mins in this ring with me."

Legend Posts : 3365 Age : 29 Location : Australia

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:: [Jacob 'Beast' Adams is in gym training with his trainer, he is landing punches and kicks as someone walks in]

[DeJesus walks in and laughs a little. Adams stops and turns to face DeJesus]

What!?!

Michael DeJesus You seriously still need a trainer bro? You must be bad nigga

[Adams lifts up the ropes]

"Dejesus get in the ring and spar with me, I need a trainer as I am a MMA fighter and all."

Michael DeJesus Save your energy and some face dog. I'd sit you on ya arse in two seconds flat, save the embarrassment for international TV.

[DeJesus gives Adams a wink]

Adams:

"Sure? Get in the ring and prove that you can beat me. But I promise you, you won't last 5 mins in this ring with me."

Michael DeJesus Why would I waste my time? Really? Look at chu, you've got some old man showing you how to wrestle cuz ya can't figure it out yaself dog. You won't last 5 minutes in this industry!

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God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:: [Jacob 'Beast' Adams is in gym training with his trainer, he is landing punches and kicks as someone walks in]

[DeJesus walks in and laughs a little. Adams stops and turns to face DeJesus]

What!?!

Michael DeJesus You seriously still need a trainer bro? You must be bad nigga

[Adams lifts up the ropes]

"Dejesus get in the ring and spar with me, I need a trainer as I am a MMA fighter and all."

Michael DeJesus Save your energy and some face dog. I'd sit you on ya arse in two seconds flat, save the embarrassment for international TV.

[DeJesus gives Adams a wink]

Adams:

"Sure? Get in the ring and prove that you can beat me. But I promise you, you won't last 5 mins in this ring with me."

Michael DeJesus Why would I waste my time? Really? Look at chu, you've got some old man showing you how to wrestle cuz ya can't figure it out yaself dog. You won't last 5 minutes in this industry!

[Adams grins before leaning on the ropes]

"You came in Dejesus you could of kept walking but no you came in here. I am not actually learning how to wrestle I am training so get your facts right and Michael I will make it big here trust me."

Legend Posts : 3365 Age : 29 Location : Australia

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:: [Jacob 'Beast' Adams is in gym training with his trainer, he is landing punches and kicks as someone walks in]

[DeJesus walks in and laughs a little. Adams stops and turns to face DeJesus]

What!?!

Michael DeJesus You seriously still need a trainer bro? You must be bad nigga

[Adams lifts up the ropes]

"Dejesus get in the ring and spar with me, I need a trainer as I am a MMA fighter and all."

Michael DeJesus Save your energy and some face dog. I'd sit you on ya arse in two seconds flat, save the embarrassment for international TV.

[DeJesus gives Adams a wink]

Adams:

"Sure? Get in the ring and prove that you can beat me. But I promise you, you won't last 5 mins in this ring with me."

Michael DeJesus Why would I waste my time? Really? Look at chu, you've got some old man showing you how to wrestle cuz ya can't figure it out yaself dog. You won't last 5 minutes in this industry!

[Adams grins before leaning on the ropes]

"You came in Dejesus you could of kept walking but no you came in here. I am not actually learning how to wrestle I am training so get your facts right and Michael I will make it big here trust me."

Michael DeJesus Yea sure bro, I'd love to see you try, stumbling and staggering around the ring, it'd look really pathetic ya dumbass. But hey, if you ever get to somewhere near my level, gimme a call.

[DeJesus gives Adams a wink and keeps walking]

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God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:: [Jacob 'Beast' Adams is in gym training with his trainer, he is landing punches and kicks as someone walks in]

[DeJesus walks in and laughs a little. Adams stops and turns to face DeJesus]

What!?!

Michael DeJesus You seriously still need a trainer bro? You must be bad nigga

[Adams lifts up the ropes]

"Dejesus get in the ring and spar with me, I need a trainer as I am a MMA fighter and all."

Michael DeJesus Save your energy and some face dog. I'd sit you on ya arse in two seconds flat, save the embarrassment for international TV.

[DeJesus gives Adams a wink]

Adams:

"Sure? Get in the ring and prove that you can beat me. But I promise you, you won't last 5 mins in this ring with me."

Michael DeJesus Why would I waste my time? Really? Look at chu, you've got some old man showing you how to wrestle cuz ya can't figure it out yaself dog. You won't last 5 minutes in this industry!

[Adams grins before leaning on the ropes]

"You came in Dejesus you could of kept walking but no you came in here. I am not actually learning how to wrestle I am training so get your facts right and Michael I will make it big here trust me."

Michael DeJesus Yea sure bro, I'd love to see you try, stumbling and staggering around the ring, it'd look really pathetic ya dumbass. But hey, if you ever get to somewhere near my level, gimme a call.

[DeJesus gives Adams a wink and keeps walking]

[Adams just smirks and goes back to training.]

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God? Nah, CIMA wrote:: OOC - You should RP more faceish as him, we're top heavy on heels

[Jake Lyndon is seen sitting in his office]

OT: I'll make him Davey Richards tweener-ish

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I'll let you do that, but only if you get on chatbox

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Xpress Wrestling Live! Match Card 4/10/2011

**For the two debut show, Jake Lyndon has announced several key match ups, including four first round Xpress Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship Tournament match ups. The card as is follows

Xpress Wrestling Title Tournament
Andrew Thorn vs. Ricky Lackett

Xpress Wrestling Title Tournament
Jacob Adams vs. Michael DeJesus

International Championship Match
Cyanide vs. Obsidian

Xpress Wrestling Title Tournament
Hunter J vs. Alex Nova

Xpress Wrestling Title Tournament
Striker vs. Harry Jones

**Expect all this and more when you tune into the debut episode of Xpress Wrestling Live

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The epic sounds of Blue Stahli's "Corner" begins to blare throughout the arena, as the fans now await the arrival of Harry Jones. Moments pass as Harry finally makes his way out onto the main stage. There, he receives a decent reaction, the cheers particularly from the male fans attending the event. Harry stops at the top of the entrance ramp and looks around at the fans, as he clenches his fists by his side and tenses every single muscle in his body. Harry lets out a war cry as the arena embraces a bright gold lighting, whilst flames spiral up into the air on Harry's right and left. Electricity cracks around Harry's body as the high powered ventilation fans blow Harry's hair upwards in a messy, anime-like fashion. The audience continue to give Harry a mixed reaction as he begins to walk down the entrance ramp. Harry's demeanor at this moment is simple: chilled out. There is a lot of emotion in the air tonight, but it doesn't seem to get Jones all in a bunch. The smarks begin to chant, "Best in the World! Best in the World! Best in the World!" all together in unison, as Harry looks around and nods, before walking down the ramp in a slow, laid back motion. Harry doesn't stop to acknowledge the fans, as he continues to make his way down the ramp. Harry soon makes his way to the ring as he slides under the bottom rope and ascends to the top rope. There, he looks around at the fans and arches his back and does his signature arm spread taunt. More and more chants of "Best in the World" continue to echo throughout the arena, as Harry nods his head. As he hops down, some of the younger, more casual fans begin to boo him. Harry walks around before he walks to Tony Chimel and extends his hand, asking for a microphone. Chimel gives the live microphone to Harry Jones here tonight. "Corner" by Blue Stahli begins to die down, as Harry Jones stands tall in the middle of the ring with the spotlight shining bright on him, Harry looks around at the fans with a relaxed look on his face. That same look that he has been sporting throughout a majority of his career was right here tonight. Harry smiles and chuckles under his breath as he raises the microphone to his lips and begins to speak to the live crowd here tonight.

Harry Jones: "I would like to start by saying...I hate you all!"

Harry casually chuckles as the live audience responds by booing for 'The Retrospective'.

Harry Jones: “Aw, really? The majority of you people are booing right now? I looove you more, than the Japanese love tentacle porn; but nonetheless, you prepubescent hypocrites still find it fitting to boo me. Hey, I’m not saying you are not entitled to your own opinion; but I either don’t give a fuck or you’re a woman. Nah, I’m just kidding women are good for lots of things like; cooking…cleaning…vaginas…and their sister’s vaginas!”

Despite a few claps here and there, the Xpress Wrestling fans are incredibly against the prejudice comments made by Harry Jones. Jones slides out of the ring with his microphone and spots a mildly young woman holding a sign which reads “Shut Up”. Harry approaches the female and begins to converse with her.

Harry Jones: “Hey, umm, are you disrespecting me? I’m not sure if you have noticed yet, but you have just paid over thirty dollars to attend a crappy show made by a promotion run by a lying, bitter old man who knows nothing about the industry which is solidified by the talent on this roster - aside from myself, of course. Girl, you’re in no position to tell me – The Best in the World – to shut up. Why don’t you just go home and make love with your ugly Jewish husband and share funguses, you stupid bitch!”

Harry snatches the sign out of lady’s hands before ripping it in half with his teeth! Jones throws the paper on the floor, before giving the couple one final disdained look. Harry slides into the ring as the fans try to start a “Harry sucks” chant, which is eventually overpowered by the older, more knowledgeable fanatics attending the event.

Harry Jones: “Yeah, humanity is a total bitch, isn’t it? Philosophers of the world tell us that we age with grace, becoming an encyclopedia of information whilst gaining respect and admiration from our peers! In my childhood, I was never given any admiration or respect. Growing up…well, I was different. I was ridiculed by each and every one of them because it wasn't normal to pick apart the wings of a fly. It wasn't considered NORMAL to irritate an ant's nest with my BARE hands. Growing up as a young boy, I simply...didn't subscribe to the normality’s of my peers. And so you see, I was made to be an outcast from the beginning. I have NEVER been accepted into society for what I am...and so I have no choice but to accept it myself. I could have been a wonderful date to the prom, BUT DID ANYONE ASK ME!? DID ANYONE GIVE ME A SHOT!? A CHANCE!?...No. The children at school didn't want to play with me, but they wanted to know just how FAR I could really go. They would run up to me full of disgusting ideas; "Hey Harry, will you eat this lollypop covered in dirt?" ... And do you know what I'd do? I'D EAT IT! I'D LICK IT SPARKLING CLEAN! I'd do it, to see their reactions. IT WAS THE ONLY TIME I WAS AFFORDED HUMAN COMPANIONSHIP! But ... it got worse. "Hey Harry, jump into the dumpster head first!" ... "Hey Hazza, lick the urinal!" ... AND I DID IT! I DID IT TO BE DESPISED! I DID IT BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE COULD! And so from a very young age, I realized that if I couldn't BE one of you ... I had to sicken you. I had to disgust you. I HAD TO BEND OVER FOR YOU; and I find it pretty damn funny that now I am the multiple time world champion! Instead of ‘sickening’ you, I now have to sacrifice myself for you; but the bottom line is, I am incredibly good at doing just that. So good that some may call me the best in the world! I am the one standing in this ring with the whole world bending to my will! How does it feel now, world? How does it feel looking at the phenomenon which I have evolved into? How does it feel knowing that I am THE BEST PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER IN THE WORLD!”

Once again, the smarks cheer whilst the other fanatics boo ~ !!

Harry Jones: “When you all rot in your death beds, I guarantee that none of you people will be missed – Because that’s just how life is! But y’see, I will be missed; my legacy is untouchable! Here's what Harry Jones is going to be remembered as. I'm going to be remembered as the guy who worked the hardest and breathed this business each and every day. When other superstars complain about exhaustion, being on the road for three hundred days a year, I'm going to be remembered as the guy who shut his mouth and never complained. I'm the guy who thrived to go out to the ring and compete. I am the guy who jumped head first from the 40 foot high platform! While other superstars saw that they were too "big" for social interviews, I'm the guy who begged to do them. Finally, I'm going to be remembered as the guy who started out at the bottom and became the face of this promotion! When it's all said and done, Harry Jones is going to be remembered as Xpress Wrestling! Now, listen to this carefully...Striker...”

Harry bends down onto one knee and locks up into the heavens. He then cries out to his cult-like fans, and many, many haters…

“THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER HARRY JONES!”

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OOC:

Boringggggggg! Jokes. Good promo Jones.

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John TPA wrote:: OOC:

Boringggggggg! Jokes. Good promo Jones.

Hypocrite

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Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:: OOC:

Boringggggggg! Jokes. Good promo Jones.

Hypocrite

Ily

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How epic is Harry's entrance?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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It is alright

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OT: He basically goes Super Saiyan - YOU WRITE A BETTER ONE! Lulz, wanna RP?

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Hunter J arrives at the arena and heads inside with bags in hand he is smiling all way down the hallway

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John TPA wrote:: Hunter J arrives at the arena and heads inside with bags in hand he is smiling all way down the hallway

Harry Jones is watching his old confrontation between Hunter J and himself in the locker room. He laughs at Hunter's former line of "Come at me bro", but it then occurs to Jones that Hunter is standing RIGHT BEHIND HIM ~ !!!

Harry Jones: "Stealthy..."

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Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:: Hunter J arrives at the arena and heads inside with bags in hand he is smiling all way down the hallway

Harry Jones is watching his old confrontation between Hunter J and himself in the locker room. He laughs at Hunter's former line of "Come at me bro", but it then occurs to Jones that Hunter is standing RIGHT BEHIND HIM ~ !!!

Harry Jones: "Stealthy..."

Hunter J smiles a bit

"Nice to see you too whore bag how you been mate?"

Hunter gives Harry a bro hug

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John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:: Hunter J arrives at the arena and heads inside with bags in hand he is smiling all way down the hallway

Harry Jones is watching his old confrontation between Hunter J and himself in the locker room. He laughs at Hunter's former line of "Come at me bro", but it then occurs to Jones that Hunter is standing RIGHT BEHIND HIM ~ !!!

Harry Jones: "Stealthy..."

Hunter J smiles a bit

"Nice to see you too whore bag how you been mate?"

Hunter gives Harry a bro hug

Harry Jones: “Is that a train in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?”

Harry chuckles, before looking at Hunter straight in the eye

Harry Jones: “What brings you here to Xpress Wrestling anyway?"

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Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:: Hunter J arrives at the arena and heads inside with bags in hand he is smiling all way down the hallway

Harry Jones is watching his old confrontation between Hunter J and himself in the locker room. He laughs at Hunter's former line of "Come at me bro", but it then occurs to Jones that Hunter is standing RIGHT BEHIND HIM ~ !!!

Harry Jones: "Stealthy..."

Hunter J smiles a bit

"Nice to see you too whore bag how you been mate?"

Hunter gives Harry a bro hug

Harry Jones: “Is that a train in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?”

Harry chuckles, before looking at Hunter straight in the eye

Harry Jones: “What brings you here to Xpress Wrestling anyway?"

Hunter J

"You know apply my trade make money win a title give the fans something to cheer about how about you Jones"

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John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:: Hunter J arrives at the arena and heads inside with bags in hand he is smiling all way down the hallway

Harry Jones is watching his old confrontation between Hunter J and himself in the locker room. He laughs at Hunter's former line of "Come at me bro", but it then occurs to Jones that Hunter is standing RIGHT BEHIND HIM ~ !!!

Harry Jones: "Stealthy..."

Hunter J smiles a bit

"Nice to see you too whore bag how you been mate?"

Hunter gives Harry a bro hug

Harry Jones: “Is that a train in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?”

Harry chuckles, before looking at Hunter straight in the eye

Harry Jones: “What brings you here to Xpress Wrestling anyway?"

Hunter J

"You know apply my trade make money win a title give the fans something to cheer about how about you Jones"

Harry doesn't respond - instead he just strokes his stubble and ponders over the mysteries of the universe...

Hunter J: "Yo, Harry; why are you here in Xpress Wrestling?"

Harry Jones: "WHY IS YOUR DAD AN ALCOHOLIC?! Oh, sorry man - I took that way past the extreme. I've been a bit on the edge lately. Well I am basically here to give a bit back to the industry. I see potential in Xpress Wrestling and I plan on guiding this promotion to the top...and I plan on making it to the top myself. I will always respect you, Hunter - but I don't want or need any petty alliances."

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