Xpress Wrestling

John TPA wrote:

OOC:

Omega cut a promo or something might get you noticed, just saying.

I might, I might not. It all depends on my mood.

Striker is in the gym, preparing for his match on Tuesday.

The show will be posted fully after school

Dan Williams arrives

[Jacob 'Beast' Adams is seen training for the show]

[Hunter J is seen warming up for his match with Harry Jones]

[The crowd is going nuts as Hunter J soaks it all in. As the cheers begin to die down a little bit Hunter J begins to speak. He talks about his match last week against Alex Nova and what it meant to have won and to be competing in the semi-finals for the belt against the self-proclaimed, ‘Best in the World’ Harry Jones! Hunter J talks more about Harry Jones before turning his attention towards Andrew Thorn. He tells us all that Andrew Thorn is sick, that he’s a monster, that he is unsafe and isn’t at all stable minded and is a danger to everyone involved in Xpress Wrestling, fans, commentators, officials and wrestlers alike. Hunter J says that after he’s done with this tournament and he’s become the Xpress Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion, he will be coming for Andrew Thorn and making sure he never walks again. “Pop Goes the Weasel” begins to play and the fans boo as Andrew Thorn starts to walk towards the ring, chewing his nails nervously. He gets in the ring and tells Hunter he isn’t sick, he isn’t twisted; he’s just different, a little left of centre, but he’s okay … he really is. Andrew begins screaming random nonsense at Hunter and it appear as though the two men are about to start brawling when Blue Stahli's "Corner" blares and out walks Harry Jones to, unlike last week, a fair whack of boos. Harry Jones enters the ring and takes a mic and tells Thorn to take a seat, this doesn’t involve him. Thorn proceeds to roll up in a corner mumbling. Harry Jones tells Hunter J to focus, to focus on the task in front of him, to focus on his match tonight against Jones, because Jones is truly the best in the world … and if Hunter J goes into the match, not fully focused, with his eye off the ball just a little, then he’ll get destroyed by the best. Hunter said Harry may be great, but he isn’t the best and he’ll prove that tonight when the wipes the floor with Jones. Before Jones has a chance to reply Thorn charges at the two men but they see him coming at the last second and send him over the top rope to the floor! Jones and Hunter then go into a stare off as the crowd go nuts and we cut to commercial]

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[We come back on the air and get a re-cap of the action that just went down. The video ends and we see Andrew Thorn backstage punching and kicking at a wall. He is approached by Tony Jones, before he can get a word in, Thorn turns to him, foaming at the mouth and Jones goes running as we cut to the ring]

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[We cut to the ring and we get a visual for Ricky Lackett vs. Michael DeJesus, a semi-final match up in the Xpress Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship Tournament. The crowd is going nuts]

Michael DeJesus vs. Ricky Lackett
Xpress Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship Tournament
The Former Party Animal vs. The Party Animal, Ricky Lackett vs. Michael DeJesus. Both men impressed last week in their respective matches and didn’t disappoint this week either. The match was intense from the start with DeJesus trying for the early victory with a number of quick pin attempts. Lackett tried to end it with an Enzuigiri but DeJesus blocked and began to work the right leg of Lackett. DeJesus stomps at the leg, drives his elbow into it, locks in figure fours, ankle locks etc. as Lackett struggles with the pain as DeJesus’ confidence begins to grow. DeJesus slips up though when he starts to get cocky and begins playing to the crowd, taunting his opponent. DeJesus charges at Lackett but is thrown from the ring. Lackett can’t follow up due to the work done to his leg but as DeJesus enters the ring he quickly hits a Last Cent! The fans go nuts but Lackett is struggling to get himself to the cover, after 5 or 6 seconds, he drapes his arm over the chest of DeJesus but gets a 2 and 9/10th count. The crowd cannot believe it and begin a strong “Ricky Lack-ett” chant. The two men slug it out and DeJesus tries to attack his leg but Lackett fights it off and plants him with a DDT. Things aren’t looking good for DeJesus as Lackett takes control and is building towards a win. He goes for a moonsault but DeJesus catches him with a Code Breaker like maneuverer. The fans go crazy with boos as DeJesus slowly climbs to the top rope. He turns his back to Lackett and taunts before turning back to Lackett. He goes for an E-Bomb, but Lackett rolls out of the way just in time!! The fans go nuts as both men struggle to their feet, LAST CENT! Lackett makes the cover and becomes the first man to advance to the final at 12 Minutes 23 seconds.

After the match Lackett celebrated in the ring before heading backstage as we go to commercial.

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[We come back on the air and Ricky Lackett is seen walking backstage towards his locker room when he is stopped by Tony Jones. Jones asks Lackett what it feels like to be competing for the Xpress Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship at Xpress Wrestling 1, Lackett talks about how it is an honour and how it shows that if he can turn his life around … anyone can. Lackett wishes both Hunter J and Harry Jones all the best in their match tonight but also says that no matter who wins out of the two men, no one will be stopping him from becoming the first ever Xpress Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion! Tony Jones congratulated him on his big win before we cut to the locker room area of Obsidian]

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[Obsidian tells the fans that Cyanide is a chump. That he is a disgrace to the sport of pro wrestling and a disgrace to this company. Obsidian stated that if Cyanide survives tonight’s match, if he hides behind Alex Nova in tonight’s match, then at Xpress Wrestling 1 he will not only defeat him and retain the International Championship, but he will also embarrass him, by picking him apart, bit by bit on his way to becoming remembered as the best in Xpress Wrestling history!]

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[We cut to the ring and we are already for the debut of CWW Cage Champion, Omega as he goes up against the psychopath, Andrew Thorn]

Andrew Thorn vs. Omega
Singles Match
For most normal men seeing a 6 Foot 8, 283 Pound monster such as Omega standing across from you, may lead to you having to change your underwear, well Andrew Thorn isn’t a normal man, and that’s why when the bell rang Andrew Thorn charged at Omega, catching him off guard as he leapt onto his shoulder and began pounding away at his back before hoping down and booting him in the ribs. Thorn charged the ropes but was hit by a big boot! From here on Omega took control of the match as he toyed with Thorn, picking him apart with bear hugs, big clothesline, big boots, superplexes and powerbombs. The match looked as if it was coming to an end when Omega hoisted Thorn up for the 100% Bomb, but Thorn bit and scratched at his face, escaping his grasp. The ref was hesitant in tell him off and Thorn followed his vicious attack with a ring shaking, Death By Thorn!! The ref made the count and despite dominating the match, the debut of Omega turned out to be an unsuccessful one with Andrew Thorn picking up the win at 8 Minutes 54 Seconds!

After the match, as Omega began to head backstage, Andrew Thorn blasted the ref with a Death By Thorn before getting on the mic! He began to sing ‘Hush Little Hunter, Don’t Say A Word’ as the crowd boo him vigorously until securtity came and pulled him away from the ref

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[We cut backstage and we see Dan Williams just arriving at the arena, dressed in a suit with a bag over one shoulder and a lovely young lady on the other arm. He is talking about how he is easily the greatest athlete of any generation, the Babe Ruth of Wrestling. He talks some more to the young lady, who seems a little intoxicated and not really following, about how tonight he is going to show Jacob Adams, he’s just as good at wrestling as he is at MMA and that Jacob Adams never really had a chance of succeeding in either sport. At this point the girl passes out. Williams laughs and continues walking, leaving her lying on the floor as we cut to a commercial break]

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[We come back on the air and Cyanide can be seen rambling on in his usual gibberish to a stuffed rabbit. He is approached by Tony Jones. Jones tries to get some insight into Cyanides match at Xpress Wrestling 1 and his match, but the only thing we can understand from he’s saying is, “Cyanide Entertainment” which isn’t said very often at all. After a few minutes Tony Jones finally gave up and just walked away, leaving Cyanide confused as to why the interview was cut short]

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[We cut to the ring and get a re-cap of Obsidian defeating Cyanide under questionable circumstances and being attacked by Cyanide after. The video ends and we are set for our next match up]

Alex Nova vs. Cyanide vs. Obsidian ©
Triple Threat, Non-Title Match
The bell sounds and Obsidian and Alex Nova seem to have formed some sort of partnership as they charge at Cyanide and begin belting the crap out of him. This goes on for a good minute or two, no real moves being hit, just vicious attacks to the body of Cyanide. Nova dumps Obsidian over the top rope to the floor and Obsidian nails him with a German Suplex effectively ending the partnership. Obsidian takes control of this match and begins hitting Nova with everything he’s got. Obsidian takes Nova up top and puts him through a table, triple threat – no DQ, with a Super Frankensteiner and seems to have won the match right there when Cyanide re-joins the match with a Springboard Double Knee drop to the back of Obsidian! The pace of the match begins to quicken here as Cyanide begins to clean house, the crowd firmly behind him the whole way. He nails a Superkick to Nova sending him from the ring and follows it up with a Fisherman Brainbuster to Obsidian! Cyanide is pumped and shouting random nonsense, the crowd eating up every word. Obsidian struggles to his feet and Cyanide plants him with a Spectral Annihilation! The fans go crazy as Cyanide springs to his feet, does a 360 spin and looks to go for a cover when he is rolled up by Alex Nova! The ref makes the count and Nova pulls out an upset at 13 Minutes 21 Seconds!

The crowd cannot believe it, and neither can Cyanide. Nova gets to his feet smirking, knowing he picked his spot to perfection before taking a mic. He talks about how he just showed the world he is better than both Cyanide and Obsidian and that he deserves to be in the International Championship Ladder match at Xpress Wrestling 1. He says he won’t stop until he gets his shot at the belt before dropping the mic and heading backstage as we go to a commercial break.

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[As we come back on the air we see Criss Menace sitting on a bench in his locker room. He begins to talk about his path of destruction. How he doesn't feel for those who he causes pain towards, because that's what it takes to get to the top. Menace talked about how he is going to make an impact in his debut when he and Jacob Adams destroy Striker and Dan Williams in that ring. But if Jacob Adams gets in his way, he'll have no problem taking him out along the way aswell.]

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[We get a pre-recorded interview with Jacob Adams when he sat down with Xpress Wrestling Commentator, Leroy Thompson earlier in the week. Adams talks about loving his time in the MMA business but he felt he had achieved a lot and didn’t have a great deal left to achieve, so that’s why he made the switch to wrestling, and Xpress Wrestling in particular. When asked about Dan Williams he echoed his sentiments from last week when he called Dan Williams a spilt brat. He said there was no denying he was an incredible athlete, but his arrogance will be his downfall and Adams will have no problem knocking him out cold!]

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[We get a split screen of Hunter J and Harry Jones heading towards the ring]

Harry Jones vs. Hunter J
Xpress Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship Tournament
The crowd is firmly behind Hunter J with a small proportion starting a “Best in the World” chant towards Harry Jones. The two men show each other respect with a handshake to start the match before getting into it. Both men know what’s at stake and this one is intense! The two trade vicious kicks to the chest to begin the match until Harry Jones falls to one knee. Hunter J takes advantage and starts laying into him with quick, stiff kicks. Jones shows his resilience and catches a kick gets to his feet and the two begin to trade forearms. Jones takes control and forces Hunter to the outside! Jones wastes no time and hits a tremendous springboard rotating crossbody! The fans go wild. The action stays on the outside for a while, the ref not counting, letting these two legends to just go at it. Jones tried for a moonsault off the barrier but Hunter caught him with an Enzuigiri! The match found its way back into the ring and Hunter had control. He nailed a well-placed Flying Forearm Smash and followed it with a Pele Kick and almost had it won there. Hunter tried for a Hunted II but Jones reversed it caught him with a Revelations before Hunter J can punt him. Hunter eventually struggles to the ropes forcing Jones to break the hold. Hunter J attempted a desperation Superkick but Jones dropkicked his knee dropping him over the ropes. Jones followed this with a 619 and went up top for an Omega Spiral! While up top Jones tries to lead the crowd into a ‘Best in the World’ and he doesn’t have much luck. Obviously Jones has taken too long and is soon joined up top by Hunter J. The two trade blows until Hunter J lifts Jones up with a SuperPlex! Somehow Jones rotates in the air and nails Hunter J with a Diamond Cutter on the way down! The crowd are going nuts with a ‘This is Awesome’ chant! Jones struggles to a cover but takes too long and only gets a 2 9/10th count. Jones cannot believe and questions the ref just a little. Jones goes back to Hunter J and lifts him to his fe- HJO! Both men are down, Hunter struggles to a cover, 2 and 9/10th! Both men struggle to their feet and begin trading blows back and forth. Hunter nails a boot to the mid-section and charges off the ropes DIAMOND CUTTER! Jones makes the cover and picks up the win at 24 Minutes 39 Seconds!

The fans give the two men a standing ovation as Hunter J slowly gets to his feet and raises Jones’ arm in the air before heading backstage. Ricky Lackett walks out onto the stage to a huge pop and has a stare down with Jones. A video airs hyping the debut of Xpress Wrestling's newest star; Arturo Styla! He is coming soon

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[As Xpress Wrestling returns from it's commercial break we see a very familiar face in Faymen Fortune standing in the ring. Fortune talks about how he's the biggest star in the wrestling world, because he's a rockstar and rockstar’s are like wrestlers, they do stuff for stupid people! Fortune talks about how he has achieved fame all across the lands, and next week he'll be giving some lucky, ungrateful bastard the chance of a life time, a chance to get noticed when they become the first man to lose to Faymen Fortune in Xpress Wrestling! He is quickly cut off by the music of young and relatively unknown Adam Cahill! Cahill quickly gets over with the fans with his promo skills, accepting the challenge of Faymen Fortune.]

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Criss Menace & Jacob Adams vs. Dan Williams & Striker
Tag Team Match
The debutants, Menace and Williams started the bout and Menace too control with his size. The early stages of this match saw Menace work over the back of Williams with some high impact moves. After a huge big boot, Menace tagged in Adams. Williams quickly made a tag himself wanting none of Adams at this point in time. Adams and Striker put on a bit of a wrestling clinic for the first few minutes in the ring before Striker got frustrated and booted Adams in the skull. Striker and Williams then traded quick tags, cutting the ring in half and working over Adams, working like they've been teaming together for years. Adams nearly made a tag to Menace but Striker caught him with a trip and locked in an ankle lock. Williams tried to hit Adams with a Superkick but he ducked it and fought Williams off and a momentum shifting tag to Menace! Menace cleaned house, big clotheslines to both Williams and Striker. He looked like finishing Williams off with The Epidemic but Striker blind tagged and attacked Menace from behind. The two-on-one started until Adams made the save. He and Williams brawled to the outside and began brawling through the crowd. Menace hit Striker with an elbow and went for The Guillotine but Striker ducked his leg and rolled Menace up for the 3 count at 14 Minutes 24 Seconds!

The crowd cannot believe it and neither can Menace! Striker quickly slips out of the ring and heads upt he ramp grinning. Williams and Adams are being broken up by security as Benny Johnston and Leroy Thompson are beginning to wrap as up when they are informed something is going on backstage! We quickly cut.

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[We cut backstage and we see that Hunter J and Andrew Thorn are brawling in the car park. Hunter J is dressed in jeans and his Hunter J shirt and Thorn is wearing pink boxers. Thorn and Hunter and trading fists until Thorn shoves a thumb in his eye and starts biting at his head. He opens a bonnet and slams it over Hunters head. Thorn takes Hunter J onto a roof and is setting him up for a Death By Thorn, and he hits it sending Hunter crashing onto the car bonnet! The fans are booing like crazy as Thorn sits on the bonnet and we go off the air!]

Striker is backstage, knowing he's just impressed a hell of a lot of higher ups in Express Wrestling.

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Striker is backstage, knowing he's just impressed a hell of a lot of higher ups in Express Wrestling.

OOC - *Xpress Wrestling

[Striker is approached by Xpress Wrestling founder, Jake Lyndon]

Jake Lyndon You looked good out there tonight, too bad you couldn't have done that last week ...

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Striker is backstage, knowing he's just impressed a hell of a lot of higher ups in Express Wrestling.

OOC - *Xpress Wrestling

[Striker is approached by Xpress Wrestling founder, Jake Lyndon]

Jake Lyndon You looked good out there tonight, too bad you couldn't have done that last week ...

Striker: Hey, last week was a complete fluke. If Harry Jones faced me in the ring one more time, I guarantee I would beat him.

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Striker is backstage, knowing he's just impressed a hell of a lot of higher ups in Express Wrestling.

OOC - *Xpress Wrestling

[Striker is approached by Xpress Wrestling founder, Jake Lyndon]

Jake Lyndon You looked good out there tonight, too bad you couldn't have done that last week ...

Striker: Hey, last week was a complete fluke. If Harry Jones faced me in the ring one more time, I guarantee I would beat him.

Jake Lyndon Well wrestling isn't about second chances is it? Now you have to earn another shot.

[Lyndon slaps Striker on the back and walks off]

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Striker is backstage, knowing he's just impressed a hell of a lot of higher ups in Express Wrestling.

OOC - *Xpress Wrestling

[Striker is approached by Xpress Wrestling founder, Jake Lyndon]

Jake Lyndon You looked good out there tonight, too bad you couldn't have done that last week ...

Striker: Hey, last week was a complete fluke. If Harry Jones faced me in the ring one more time, I guarantee I would beat him.

Jake Lyndon Well wrestling isn't about second chances is it? Now you have to earn another shot.

[Lyndon slaps Striker on the back and walks off]

Striker: Oh I will, Mr. Lyndon, I will.

Striker walks to his locker room.

[Hunter J is seen storming through the backstage area still hurting from the attack you can see blood on his face he yelling out to Thorn]

"THORN!!!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! I AM GOING TO RIP YOU APART!!"

John TPA wrote:

[Hunter J is seen storming through the backstage area still hurting from the attack you can see blood on his face he yelling out to Thorn]

"THORN!!!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! I AM GOING TO RIP YOU APART!!"

[As Hunter turns a corner Thorn jumps out in front of him, some of Hunters blood stains his left cheek]

Andrew Thorn And pop goes the weasel!

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

[Hunter J is seen storming through the backstage area still hurting from the attack you can see blood on his face he yelling out to Thorn]

"THORN!!!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! I AM GOING TO RIP YOU APART!!"

[As Hunter turns a corner Thorn jumps out in front of him, some of Hunters blood stains his left cheek]

Andrew Thorn And pop goes the weasel!

[Hunter is fuming and he slaps the shit of Thorn before speaking]

"Thorn you cost me my title match you cost me my big chance, now I am going to skull drag you all around that ring AND GET MY REVENGE!

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

[Hunter J is seen storming through the backstage area still hurting from the attack you can see blood on his face he yelling out to Thorn]

"THORN!!!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! I AM GOING TO RIP YOU APART!!"

[As Hunter turns a corner Thorn jumps out in front of him, some of Hunters blood stains his left cheek]

Andrew Thorn And pop goes the weasel!

[Hunter is fuming and he slaps the shit of Thorn before speaking]

"Thorn you cost me my title match you cost me my big chance, now I am going to skull drag you all around that ring AND GET MY REVENGE!

[Thorn can be seen licking the inside of his cheek. He rubs it with his thumb, adding a finger every four seconds like clock work]

Andrew Thorn What came first? The chicken or the egg? [Thorn waits for a moment, cutting Hunter off just before he replies] My fist breaking your jaw!

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

[Hunter J is seen storming through the backstage area still hurting from the attack you can see blood on his face he yelling out to Thorn]

"THORN!!!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! I AM GOING TO RIP YOU APART!!"

[As Hunter turns a corner Thorn jumps out in front of him, some of Hunters blood stains his left cheek]

Andrew Thorn And pop goes the weasel!

[Hunter is fuming and he slaps the shit of Thorn before speaking]

"Thorn you cost me my title match you cost me my big chance, now I am going to skull drag you all around that ring AND GET MY REVENGE!

[Thorn can be seen licking the inside of his cheek. He rubs it with his thumb, adding a finger every four seconds like clock work]

Andrew Thorn What came first? The chicken or the egg? [Thorn waits for a moment, cutting Hunter off just before he replies] My fist breaking your jaw!

[Hunter J stands face to face with Thorn]

"You wanna get skull dragged now do ya?! DO YA!? ANSWER ME THAT THORN!"

[Before these two come to blows backstage staff break them up and force them away from each other]

"Heh, I am going killl you at the PPV, Thorn will be no more! You are in my play ground NOW Thorn!"

[Hunter leaves]

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

[Fortune realizes he should check Lyndon's office, he knocks and is told to enter]

[Faymen walks in the office still wearing a suit and his hair all slicked back basically looking like a different person.]

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

[Hunter J is seen storming through the backstage area still hurting from the attack you can see blood on his face he yelling out to Thorn]

"THORN!!!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! I AM GOING TO RIP YOU APART!!"

[As Hunter turns a corner Thorn jumps out in front of him, some of Hunters blood stains his left cheek]

Andrew Thorn And pop goes the weasel!

[Hunter is fuming and he slaps the shit of Thorn before speaking]

"Thorn you cost me my title match you cost me my big chance, now I am going to skull drag you all around that ring AND GET MY REVENGE!

[Thorn can be seen licking the inside of his cheek. He rubs it with his thumb, adding a finger every four seconds like clock work]

Andrew Thorn What came first? The chicken or the egg? [Thorn waits for a moment, cutting Hunter off just before he replies] My fist breaking your jaw!

[Hunter J stands face to face with Thorn]

"You wanna get skull dragged now do ya?! DO YA!? ANSWER ME THAT THORN!"

[Before these two come to blows backstage staff break them up and force them away from each other]

"Heh, I am going killl you at the PPV, Thorn will be no more! You are in my play ground NOW Thorn!"

[Hunter leaves]

[As Hunter is leaving Thorn bursts through the security and elbows Hunter in the back of the head. He leans over him]

Andrew Thorn LEAVE MY SKULL ALONE!

[Thorn kicks Hunters rubs before skipping off]

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

[Fortune realizes he should check Lyndon's office, he knocks and is told to enter]

[Faymen walks in the office still wearing a suit and his hair all slicked back basically looking like a different person.]

Jake Lyndon Who the hell are you?

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

[Fortune realizes he should check Lyndon's office, he knocks and is told to enter]

[Faymen walks in the office still wearing a suit and his hair all slicked back basically looking like a different person.]

Jake Lyndon Who the hell are you?

'I'm The Bon Jovi of Pro Wrestling' Faymen Fortune.'

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

[Fortune realizes he should check Lyndon's office, he knocks and is told to enter]

[Faymen walks in the office still wearing a suit and his hair all slicked back basically looking like a different person.]

Jake Lyndon Who the hell are you?

'I'm The Bon Jovi of Pro Wrestling' Faymen Fortune.'

Jake Lyndon What the hell have you done with your hair?