EFNW Wrestling >> "A New Chapter"

Neville Ryan walks into the EFNW lobby, dusting off his suit and carrying the old EFNW TV title on his shoulder as he enters.

Captain2 wrote:

Neville Ryan walks into the EFNW lobby, dusting off his suit and carrying the old EFNW TV title on his shoulder as he enters.

The super fucking awesome EFNW Extreme Motherfucking Heavyweight Champion of Your Momma, Surge, is totally walking through the halls, in his badass motherfucking black awesome jeans with his awesome T-SHIRT~!! WHICH YOU CAN BUY NOW ON LEMONPARTY.COM~!!



He sees Neville and pulls out his knife.

Blue Box wrote:

No, you fucking idiot! Put it away!

He puts the knife away at the urging of the Blue Box. He instead walks up to Neville, his hand out-stretched, swagger about him.

"Hello, old-bean, I am the Champion of his federation, Surge is my name and wrestling is my game."

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Neville Ryan walks into the EFNW lobby, dusting off his suit and carrying the old EFNW TV title on his shoulder as he enters.

The super fucking awesome EFNW Extreme Motherfucking Heavyweight Champion of Your Momma, Surge, is totally walking through the halls, in his badass motherfucking black awesome jeans with his awesome T-SHIRT~!! WHICH YOU CAN BUY NOW ON LEMONPARTY.COM~!!



He sees Neville and pulls out his knife.

Blue Box wrote:

No, you fucking idiot! Put it away!

He puts the knife away at the urging of the Blue Box. He instead walks up to Neville, his hand out-stretched, swagger about him.

"Hello, old-bean, I am the Champion of his federation, Surge is my name and wrestling is my game."

Neville sighs and shakes his head.

"Surge, we already know each other. You spent all of yesterday playing Xbox in my office" Neville says before laughing slightly and shaking the champ's hand.

"Well done on the belt though, I still have my TV title from when EFNW went under. They didn't reactivate the belt so I figured I may as well carry mine around. Kind of like the million dollar title except awesome"

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Neville Ryan walks into the EFNW lobby, dusting off his suit and carrying the old EFNW TV title on his shoulder as he enters.

The super fucking awesome EFNW Extreme Motherfucking Heavyweight Champion of Your Momma, Surge, is totally walking through the halls, in his badass motherfucking black awesome jeans with his awesome T-SHIRT~!! WHICH YOU CAN BUY NOW ON LEMONPARTY.COM~!!



He sees Neville and pulls out his knife.

Blue Box wrote:

No, you fucking idiot! Put it away!

He puts the knife away at the urging of the Blue Box. He instead walks up to Neville, his hand out-stretched, swagger about him.

"Hello, old-bean, I am the Champion of his federation, Surge is my name and wrestling is my game."

Neville sighs and shakes his head.

"Surge, we already know each other. You spent all of yesterday playing Xbox in my office" Neville says before laughing slightly and shaking the champ's hand.

"Well done on the belt though, I still have my TV title from when EFNW went under. They didn't reactivate the belt so I figured I may as well carry mine around. Kind of like the million dollar title except awesome"

Surge slowly reaches for the knife again...

Orange Box wrote:

He knows too much...

Blue Box wrote:

Stop, you fucking idiot!

Surge stops reaching for the knife and instead puts his hand on his hip in a homosexual fashion, without realizing it of course.

"Yes...whatever you say...Greg..."

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Neville Ryan walks into the EFNW lobby, dusting off his suit and carrying the old EFNW TV title on his shoulder as he enters.

The super fucking awesome EFNW Extreme Motherfucking Heavyweight Champion of Your Momma, Surge, is totally walking through the halls, in his badass motherfucking black awesome jeans with his awesome T-SHIRT~!! WHICH YOU CAN BUY NOW ON LEMONPARTY.COM~!!



He sees Neville and pulls out his knife.

Blue Box wrote:

No, you fucking idiot! Put it away!

He puts the knife away at the urging of the Blue Box. He instead walks up to Neville, his hand out-stretched, swagger about him.

"Hello, old-bean, I am the Champion of his federation, Surge is my name and wrestling is my game."

Neville sighs and shakes his head.

"Surge, we already know each other. You spent all of yesterday playing Xbox in my office" Neville says before laughing slightly and shaking the champ's hand.

"Well done on the belt though, I still have my TV title from when EFNW went under. They didn't reactivate the belt so I figured I may as well carry mine around. Kind of like the million dollar title except awesome"

Surge slowly reaches for the knife again...

Orange Box wrote:

He knows too much...

Blue Box wrote:

Stop, you fucking idiot!

Surge stops reaching for the knife and instead puts his hand on his hip in a homosexual fashion, without realizing it of course.

"Yes...whatever you say...Greg..."

Neville looks confused

"Its pronounced Neville. Nev-elle being the phonetic way to say it." he looks at Surge's hand on his hip.

"By the way, nice shirt, looks fabulous"

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Neville Ryan walks into the EFNW lobby, dusting off his suit and carrying the old EFNW TV title on his shoulder as he enters.

The super fucking awesome EFNW Extreme Motherfucking Heavyweight Champion of Your Momma, Surge, is totally walking through the halls, in his badass motherfucking black awesome jeans with his awesome T-SHIRT~!! WHICH YOU CAN BUY NOW ON LEMONPARTY.COM~!!



He sees Neville and pulls out his knife.

Blue Box wrote:

No, you fucking idiot! Put it away!

He puts the knife away at the urging of the Blue Box. He instead walks up to Neville, his hand out-stretched, swagger about him.

"Hello, old-bean, I am the Champion of his federation, Surge is my name and wrestling is my game."

Neville sighs and shakes his head.

"Surge, we already know each other. You spent all of yesterday playing Xbox in my office" Neville says before laughing slightly and shaking the champ's hand.

"Well done on the belt though, I still have my TV title from when EFNW went under. They didn't reactivate the belt so I figured I may as well carry mine around. Kind of like the million dollar title except awesome"

Surge slowly reaches for the knife again...

Orange Box wrote:

He knows too much...

Blue Box wrote:

Stop, you fucking idiot!

Surge stops reaching for the knife and instead puts his hand on his hip in a homosexual fashion, without realizing it of course.

"Yes...whatever you say...Greg..."

Neville looks confused

"Its pronounced Neville. Nev-elle being the phonetic way to say it." he looks at Surge's hand on his hip.

"By the way, nice shirt, looks fabulous"

Surge goes for the knife a third time.

Blue Box wrote:

You know what? Fuck you.

Surge stops and just puts his hand to the side.

Orange Box wrote:

It's not fun anymore now....

He looks back at Neville.

"Thanks. Made in China, infused with good ol' children's sweat. How I like it. Nice...shirt...to you too, by the way."

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Neville Ryan walks into the EFNW lobby, dusting off his suit and carrying the old EFNW TV title on his shoulder as he enters.

The super fucking awesome EFNW Extreme Motherfucking Heavyweight Champion of Your Momma, Surge, is totally walking through the halls, in his badass motherfucking black awesome jeans with his awesome T-SHIRT~!! WHICH YOU CAN BUY NOW ON LEMONPARTY.COM~!!



He sees Neville and pulls out his knife.

Blue Box wrote:

No, you fucking idiot! Put it away!

He puts the knife away at the urging of the Blue Box. He instead walks up to Neville, his hand out-stretched, swagger about him.

"Hello, old-bean, I am the Champion of his federation, Surge is my name and wrestling is my game."

Neville sighs and shakes his head.

"Surge, we already know each other. You spent all of yesterday playing Xbox in my office" Neville says before laughing slightly and shaking the champ's hand.

"Well done on the belt though, I still have my TV title from when EFNW went under. They didn't reactivate the belt so I figured I may as well carry mine around. Kind of like the million dollar title except awesome"

Surge slowly reaches for the knife again...

Orange Box wrote:

He knows too much...

Blue Box wrote:

Stop, you fucking idiot!

Surge stops reaching for the knife and instead puts his hand on his hip in a homosexual fashion, without realizing it of course.

"Yes...whatever you say...Greg..."

Neville looks confused

"Its pronounced Neville. Nev-elle being the phonetic way to say it." he looks at Surge's hand on his hip.

"By the way, nice shirt, looks fabulous"

Surge goes for the knife a third time.

Blue Box wrote:

You know what? Fuck you.

Surge stops and just puts his hand to the side.

Orange Box wrote:

It's not fun anymore now....

He looks back at Neville.

"Thanks. Made in China, infused with good ol' children's sweat. How I like it. Nice...shirt...to you too, by the way."

Neville looks down at his suit and decides to change the subject rather than address it

"So you have a match against Cyrus coming up. That'll be interesting to see. I may actually pay attention to a match besides my own if thats the main event"

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Neville Ryan walks into the EFNW lobby, dusting off his suit and carrying the old EFNW TV title on his shoulder as he enters.

The super fucking awesome EFNW Extreme Motherfucking Heavyweight Champion of Your Momma, Surge, is totally walking through the halls, in his badass motherfucking black awesome jeans with his awesome T-SHIRT~!! WHICH YOU CAN BUY NOW ON LEMONPARTY.COM~!!



He sees Neville and pulls out his knife.

Blue Box wrote:

No, you fucking idiot! Put it away!

He puts the knife away at the urging of the Blue Box. He instead walks up to Neville, his hand out-stretched, swagger about him.

"Hello, old-bean, I am the Champion of his federation, Surge is my name and wrestling is my game."

Neville sighs and shakes his head.

"Surge, we already know each other. You spent all of yesterday playing Xbox in my office" Neville says before laughing slightly and shaking the champ's hand.

"Well done on the belt though, I still have my TV title from when EFNW went under. They didn't reactivate the belt so I figured I may as well carry mine around. Kind of like the million dollar title except awesome"

Surge slowly reaches for the knife again...

Orange Box wrote:

He knows too much...

Blue Box wrote:

Stop, you fucking idiot!

Surge stops reaching for the knife and instead puts his hand on his hip in a homosexual fashion, without realizing it of course.

"Yes...whatever you say...Greg..."

Neville looks confused

"Its pronounced Neville. Nev-elle being the phonetic way to say it." he looks at Surge's hand on his hip.

"By the way, nice shirt, looks fabulous"

Surge goes for the knife a third time.

Blue Box wrote:

You know what? Fuck you.

Surge stops and just puts his hand to the side.

Orange Box wrote:

It's not fun anymore now....

He looks back at Neville.

"Thanks. Made in China, infused with good ol' children's sweat. How I like it. Nice...shirt...to you too, by the way."

Neville looks down at his suit and decides to change the subject rather than address it

"So you have a match against Cyrus coming up. That'll be interesting to see. I may actually pay attention to a match besides my own if thats the main event"

Surge shrugs.

"Oh, yeah, totally - watch us beat the shit out of each-other for your entertainment. Good plan, sport. But in all seriousness, I'm looking forward to it. In the relatively short span that me and Cyrus have known each-other - like a year, we've come to be really good friends...and even stiffer enemies. This'll be kind've a friendly score-settler for us, I expect."

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Neville Ryan walks into the EFNW lobby, dusting off his suit and carrying the old EFNW TV title on his shoulder as he enters.

The super fucking awesome EFNW Extreme Motherfucking Heavyweight Champion of Your Momma, Surge, is totally walking through the halls, in his badass motherfucking black awesome jeans with his awesome T-SHIRT~!! WHICH YOU CAN BUY NOW ON LEMONPARTY.COM~!!



He sees Neville and pulls out his knife.

Blue Box wrote:

No, you fucking idiot! Put it away!

He puts the knife away at the urging of the Blue Box. He instead walks up to Neville, his hand out-stretched, swagger about him.

"Hello, old-bean, I am the Champion of his federation, Surge is my name and wrestling is my game."

Neville sighs and shakes his head.

"Surge, we already know each other. You spent all of yesterday playing Xbox in my office" Neville says before laughing slightly and shaking the champ's hand.

"Well done on the belt though, I still have my TV title from when EFNW went under. They didn't reactivate the belt so I figured I may as well carry mine around. Kind of like the million dollar title except awesome"

Surge slowly reaches for the knife again...

Orange Box wrote:

He knows too much...

Blue Box wrote:

Stop, you fucking idiot!

Surge stops reaching for the knife and instead puts his hand on his hip in a homosexual fashion, without realizing it of course.

"Yes...whatever you say...Greg..."

Neville looks confused

"Its pronounced Neville. Nev-elle being the phonetic way to say it." he looks at Surge's hand on his hip.

"By the way, nice shirt, looks fabulous"

Surge goes for the knife a third time.

Blue Box wrote:

You know what? Fuck you.

Surge stops and just puts his hand to the side.

Orange Box wrote:

It's not fun anymore now....

He looks back at Neville.

"Thanks. Made in China, infused with good ol' children's sweat. How I like it. Nice...shirt...to you too, by the way."

Neville looks down at his suit and decides to change the subject rather than address it

"So you have a match against Cyrus coming up. That'll be interesting to see. I may actually pay attention to a match besides my own if thats the main event"

Surge shrugs.

"Oh, yeah, totally - watch us beat the shit out of each-other for your entertainment. Good plan, sport. But in all seriousness, I'm looking forward to it. In the relatively short span that me and Cyrus have known each-other - like a year, we've come to be really good friends...and even stiffer enemies. This'll be kind've a friendly score-settler for us, I expect."

"Just keep an eye out, I'll be in the front row. Probably wearing my "Neville - 4 Cyrus - 0" shirt. Man, I love that shirt, I just haven't had a chance to wear it recently" he muses aloud

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Neville Ryan walks into the EFNW lobby, dusting off his suit and carrying the old EFNW TV title on his shoulder as he enters.

The super fucking awesome EFNW Extreme Motherfucking Heavyweight Champion of Your Momma, Surge, is totally walking through the halls, in his badass motherfucking black awesome jeans with his awesome T-SHIRT~!! WHICH YOU CAN BUY NOW ON LEMONPARTY.COM~!!



He sees Neville and pulls out his knife.

Blue Box wrote:

No, you fucking idiot! Put it away!

He puts the knife away at the urging of the Blue Box. He instead walks up to Neville, his hand out-stretched, swagger about him.

"Hello, old-bean, I am the Champion of his federation, Surge is my name and wrestling is my game."

Neville sighs and shakes his head.

"Surge, we already know each other. You spent all of yesterday playing Xbox in my office" Neville says before laughing slightly and shaking the champ's hand.

"Well done on the belt though, I still have my TV title from when EFNW went under. They didn't reactivate the belt so I figured I may as well carry mine around. Kind of like the million dollar title except awesome"

Surge slowly reaches for the knife again...

Orange Box wrote:

He knows too much...

Blue Box wrote:

Stop, you fucking idiot!

Surge stops reaching for the knife and instead puts his hand on his hip in a homosexual fashion, without realizing it of course.

"Yes...whatever you say...Greg..."

Neville looks confused

"Its pronounced Neville. Nev-elle being the phonetic way to say it." he looks at Surge's hand on his hip.

"By the way, nice shirt, looks fabulous"

Surge goes for the knife a third time.

Blue Box wrote:

You know what? Fuck you.

Surge stops and just puts his hand to the side.

Orange Box wrote:

It's not fun anymore now....

He looks back at Neville.

"Thanks. Made in China, infused with good ol' children's sweat. How I like it. Nice...shirt...to you too, by the way."

Neville looks down at his suit and decides to change the subject rather than address it

"So you have a match against Cyrus coming up. That'll be interesting to see. I may actually pay attention to a match besides my own if thats the main event"

Surge shrugs.

"Oh, yeah, totally - watch us beat the shit out of each-other for your entertainment. Good plan, sport. But in all seriousness, I'm looking forward to it. In the relatively short span that me and Cyrus have known each-other - like a year, we've come to be really good friends...and even stiffer enemies. This'll be kind've a friendly score-settler for us, I expect."

"Just keep an eye out, I'll be in the front row. Probably wearing my "Neville - 4 Cyrus - 0" shirt. Man, I love that shirt, I just haven't had a chance to wear it recently" he muses aloud

Surge nods, "You wouldn't a Coca-Cola bottle."

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Neville Ryan walks into the EFNW lobby, dusting off his suit and carrying the old EFNW TV title on his shoulder as he enters.

The super fucking awesome EFNW Extreme Motherfucking Heavyweight Champion of Your Momma, Surge, is totally walking through the halls, in his badass motherfucking black awesome jeans with his awesome T-SHIRT~!! WHICH YOU CAN BUY NOW ON LEMONPARTY.COM~!!



He sees Neville and pulls out his knife.

Blue Box wrote:

No, you fucking idiot! Put it away!

He puts the knife away at the urging of the Blue Box. He instead walks up to Neville, his hand out-stretched, swagger about him.

"Hello, old-bean, I am the Champion of his federation, Surge is my name and wrestling is my game."

Neville sighs and shakes his head.

"Surge, we already know each other. You spent all of yesterday playing Xbox in my office" Neville says before laughing slightly and shaking the champ's hand.

"Well done on the belt though, I still have my TV title from when EFNW went under. They didn't reactivate the belt so I figured I may as well carry mine around. Kind of like the million dollar title except awesome"

Surge slowly reaches for the knife again...

Orange Box wrote:

He knows too much...

Blue Box wrote:

Stop, you fucking idiot!

Surge stops reaching for the knife and instead puts his hand on his hip in a homosexual fashion, without realizing it of course.

"Yes...whatever you say...Greg..."

Neville looks confused

"Its pronounced Neville. Nev-elle being the phonetic way to say it." he looks at Surge's hand on his hip.

"By the way, nice shirt, looks fabulous"

Surge goes for the knife a third time.

Blue Box wrote:

You know what? Fuck you.

Surge stops and just puts his hand to the side.

Orange Box wrote:

It's not fun anymore now....

He looks back at Neville.

"Thanks. Made in China, infused with good ol' children's sweat. How I like it. Nice...shirt...to you too, by the way."

Neville looks down at his suit and decides to change the subject rather than address it

"So you have a match against Cyrus coming up. That'll be interesting to see. I may actually pay attention to a match besides my own if thats the main event"

Surge shrugs.

"Oh, yeah, totally - watch us beat the shit out of each-other for your entertainment. Good plan, sport. But in all seriousness, I'm looking forward to it. In the relatively short span that me and Cyrus have known each-other - like a year, we've come to be really good friends...and even stiffer enemies. This'll be kind've a friendly score-settler for us, I expect."

"Just keep an eye out, I'll be in the front row. Probably wearing my "Neville - 4 Cyrus - 0" shirt. Man, I love that shirt, I just haven't had a chance to wear it recently" he muses aloud

Surge nods, "You wouldn't a Coca-Cola bottle."

Ryan raises his eyebrow and just stares at Surge for a moment of utter confusion.

"Yes....those things you said are certainly words... good job there..."

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Neville Ryan walks into the EFNW lobby, dusting off his suit and carrying the old EFNW TV title on his shoulder as he enters.

The super fucking awesome EFNW Extreme Motherfucking Heavyweight Champion of Your Momma, Surge, is totally walking through the halls, in his badass motherfucking black awesome jeans with his awesome T-SHIRT~!! WHICH YOU CAN BUY NOW ON LEMONPARTY.COM~!!



He sees Neville and pulls out his knife.

Blue Box wrote:

No, you fucking idiot! Put it away!

He puts the knife away at the urging of the Blue Box. He instead walks up to Neville, his hand out-stretched, swagger about him.

"Hello, old-bean, I am the Champion of his federation, Surge is my name and wrestling is my game."

Neville sighs and shakes his head.

"Surge, we already know each other. You spent all of yesterday playing Xbox in my office" Neville says before laughing slightly and shaking the champ's hand.

"Well done on the belt though, I still have my TV title from when EFNW went under. They didn't reactivate the belt so I figured I may as well carry mine around. Kind of like the million dollar title except awesome"

Surge slowly reaches for the knife again...

Orange Box wrote:

He knows too much...

Blue Box wrote:

Stop, you fucking idiot!

Surge stops reaching for the knife and instead puts his hand on his hip in a homosexual fashion, without realizing it of course.

"Yes...whatever you say...Greg..."

Neville looks confused

"Its pronounced Neville. Nev-elle being the phonetic way to say it." he looks at Surge's hand on his hip.

"By the way, nice shirt, looks fabulous"

Surge goes for the knife a third time.

Blue Box wrote:

You know what? Fuck you.

Surge stops and just puts his hand to the side.

Orange Box wrote:

It's not fun anymore now....

He looks back at Neville.

"Thanks. Made in China, infused with good ol' children's sweat. How I like it. Nice...shirt...to you too, by the way."

Neville looks down at his suit and decides to change the subject rather than address it

"So you have a match against Cyrus coming up. That'll be interesting to see. I may actually pay attention to a match besides my own if thats the main event"

Surge shrugs.

"Oh, yeah, totally - watch us beat the shit out of each-other for your entertainment. Good plan, sport. But in all seriousness, I'm looking forward to it. In the relatively short span that me and Cyrus have known each-other - like a year, we've come to be really good friends...and even stiffer enemies. This'll be kind've a friendly score-settler for us, I expect."

"Just keep an eye out, I'll be in the front row. Probably wearing my "Neville - 4 Cyrus - 0" shirt. Man, I love that shirt, I just haven't had a chance to wear it recently" he muses aloud

Surge nods, "You wouldn't a Coca-Cola bottle."

Ryan raises his eyebrow and just stares at Surge for a moment of utter confusion.

"Yes....those things you said are certainly words... good job there..."

Surge just looks at Neville.

"IGNORE ME!!"

He runs far off into the distance.

Flashing up on the monitors in the EFNW arena periodically:

Quote :

Ryan FUNFACT #1020:

Neville once beat both Punk and Batista in a race to bed the most divas. Their numbers being combined he still won by four.

Quote :

Ryan FUNFACT #32:

Neville once made a bear submit to his ankle lock

Disclaimer: Ryan FUNFACTs have not been offically verified and rely entirely upon retellings of events from Neville's point of view.

Jarrett wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Flashing up on the monitors in the EFNW arena periodically:

Quote :

Ryan FUNFACT #1020:

Neville once beat both Punk and Batista in a race to bed the most divas. Their numbers being combined he still won by four.

Quote :

Ryan FUNFACT #32:

Neville once made a bear submit to his ankle lock

#3: For a period of time, was the only EECW "diva" that could beat Amy.

Disclaimer: Ryan FUNFACTs have not been offically verified and rely entirely upon retellings of events from Neville's point of view.

He was the only one who could beat Sophie, he pinned Amy on a regular basis though.

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

Dan Maskell is in his locker room laid out on the floor using the title belt he jacked as a pillow whilst he watches Scream 4.

[Michael DeJesus's charges in and boots Maskell in the ribs making him hunch over in pain. He grabs the title and pulls it in close as he stands up and looks DeJesus int he eye]

Michael DeJesus Give me back my title you piece of shit

Akira Tozawa Mark wrote:

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

Dan Maskell is in his locker room laid out on the floor using the title belt he jacked as a pillow whilst he watches Scream 4.

[Michael DeJesus's charges in and boots Maskell in the ribs making him hunch over in pain. He grabs the title and pulls it in close as he stands up and looks DeJesus int he eye]

Michael DeJesus Give me back my title you piece of shit

[Dan holds his ribs as he slowly gets to his feet.]

'Dude calm down as I swear to god I will take you out homie, so why don't you leave my locker room and go eat some fried chicken.

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

Akira Tozawa Mark wrote:

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

Dan Maskell is in his locker room laid out on the floor using the title belt he jacked as a pillow whilst he watches Scream 4.

[Michael DeJesus's charges in and boots Maskell in the ribs making him hunch over in pain. He grabs the title and pulls it in close as he stands up and looks DeJesus int he eye]

Michael DeJesus Give me back my title you piece of shit

[Dan holds his ribs as he slowly gets to his feet.]

'Dude calm down as I swear to god I will take you out homie, so why don't you leave my locker room and go eat some fried chicken.

Michael DeJesus No, shut up and give me back my title or I will kick you're arse

Akira Tozawa Mark wrote:

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

Akira Tozawa Mark wrote:

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

Dan Maskell is in his locker room laid out on the floor using the title belt he jacked as a pillow whilst he watches Scream 4.

[Michael DeJesus's charges in and boots Maskell in the ribs making him hunch over in pain. He grabs the title and pulls it in close as he stands up and looks DeJesus int he eye]

Michael DeJesus Give me back my title you piece of shit

[Dan holds his ribs as he slowly gets to his feet.]

'Dude calm down as I swear to god I will take you out homie, so why don't you leave my locker room and go eat some fried chicken.

Michael DeJesus No, shut up and give me back my title or I will kick you're arse

'Now wait a cotton picking minute boy you kick my ass, dude I will tune your radio to KTFO.'

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

Akira Tozawa Mark wrote:

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

Akira Tozawa Mark wrote:

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

Dan Maskell is in his locker room laid out on the floor using the title belt he jacked as a pillow whilst he watches Scream 4.

[Michael DeJesus's charges in and boots Maskell in the ribs making him hunch over in pain. He grabs the title and pulls it in close as he stands up and looks DeJesus int he eye]

Michael DeJesus Give me back my title you piece of shit

[Dan holds his ribs as he slowly gets to his feet.]

'Dude calm down as I swear to god I will take you out homie, so why don't you leave my locker room and go eat some fried chicken.

Michael DeJesus No, shut up and give me back my title or I will kick you're arse

'Now wait a cotton picking minute boy you kick my ass, dude I will tune your radio to KTFO.'

[DeJesus begins to mimic Maskell which obviously annoys him]

Michael DeJesus "Now wait a cotton picking minute" Who the hell do you think you are? You're some weak ass, punk ass bitch who thinks he can attack me from behind and pretend he's all high and fucking mighty. Now give me back my title or I'll show you why I'm the champion and your just some poser

Akira Tozawa Mark wrote:

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

Akira Tozawa Mark wrote:

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

Akira Tozawa Mark wrote:

He Looks Hispaninc to me! wrote:

Dan Maskell is in his locker room laid out on the floor using the title belt he jacked as a pillow whilst he watches Scream 4.

[Michael DeJesus's charges in and boots Maskell in the ribs making him hunch over in pain. He grabs the title and pulls it in close as he stands up and looks DeJesus int he eye]

Michael DeJesus Give me back my title you piece of shit

[Dan holds his ribs as he slowly gets to his feet.]

'Dude calm down as I swear to god I will take you out homie, so why don't you leave my locker room and go eat some fried chicken.

Michael DeJesus No, shut up and give me back my title or I will kick you're arse

'Now wait a cotton picking minute boy you kick my ass, dude I will tune your radio to KTFO.'

[DeJesus begins to mimic Maskell which obviously annoys him]

Michael DeJesus "Now wait a cotton picking minute" Who the hell do you think you are? You're some weak ass, punk ass bitch who thinks he can attack me from behind and pretend he's all high and fucking mighty. Now give me back my title or I'll show you why I'm the champion and your just some poser

[Dan begins laughing.]

'so the man who walks around in a leather Jacket and Sunglasses calls me a poser, mate why don't you try one of two things either leave my locker room go and congregate with your people and hook up with a granny or try and take the belt from me.'

Matt Xtreme is doing an 'in the gym cheesy montage' whilst listening to his theme song 'Hate Me Now' by NAS. Xtreme is disapointed that he did not compete on the previous card, yet he is thrilled that EFNW's weekly shows are being rated about the same as ECCW's pay per views.