EFNW: "A New Extreme" [17.0]

*Hoping For A New Logo, But That'd Take A Marik-le*



“The Long And Winding Road”

Promo

Daniel Evans stood on the stage with Dan Maskell, Jake Lyndon, Cade Stafford, Zeke Zahn, Amy, and The Chavs. Evans announced that the Chavs had proven themselves worthy of joining his group, and showed great wisdom in following the talented Dan Maskell. Lyndon then got on the microphone and said that tonight he would defend his title in a match against Cyrus Black. After a long rant, Zahn could be heard laughing and saying that Black could “suck Jarrett Calloway’s man meat” and everybody would still forget him. Evans and his “Cabinet” then applauded Amy as she headed to the ring for her match.

Triple Threat Vixens Match
Amy def. Kelly and Amber

This match was a worthy opener for tonight’s show. Kelly dominated most of the match, but Amber and Amy were impressive as well. Kelly was setting Amy up to end the match, but Amber dumped Kelly from the ring, causing her to land on her head. Amy then turned Amber around and hit the Good Night Kiss, covering her for the win. Amy rolled out of the ring, celebrating her win. Daniel Evans then said that they had already chosen a match type, and Zeke Zahn was going to announce it. However, as Zahn went to speak, a recording of him saying, “suck Jarrett Calloway’s man meat” came on at the perfect time, making that the match type! Surge could then be seen on the Titantron, pointing at Amy and laughing as Evans and his cabinet threw a fit.

Promo[b]

Harry Jones was interviewed about what his intentions in the company were, and he said that he wanted to make an impact, and taking out Casey Anomaly tonight is how it would start. Harry then smirked at the camera, anticipating what sick and twisted things he could do to “The Nightmare.”

[b]Singles Match
Casey Anomaly def. Harry Jones

Harry and Anomaly put on one hell of a match, truly giving it their all for the EFNW fans. Harry seemed ready to end the match, but after missing an Omega Splash, Jones was badly hurt. Anomaly took advantage of this and hit not only his Sound of Madness finisher, but also locking in the Have A Nice Nightmare! Harry refused to tap out for a long period of time, but Casey kept him away from the ropes long enough to force a submission. An exhausted Casey helped Harry to his feet, only to get kicked in the crotch. Jones then leaned against the ropes and challenged Casey to a match at Blood Bath…. for the vacant Hardcore Title!

Promo

Scott Gone is seen being lectured by a member of the EFNW Board of Directors. Apparently throwing tridents at the crew is a big no-no in the wrestling business. Gone repeatedly insists it’s completely ok because he slept with Evans’ wife back in the day, but the stiff won’t have any of it. However, Evans comes in and sends the board member out of the room, apparently needing to talk to him about something. Evans shuts the door behind him, and can be heard saying Gone needs to be on Facebook more often so they can go over plans.

Battle Royale

Shaun Moriarty proved himself once again to be a dominant force in EFNW, winning a ten man Battle Royale to get a earn a spot on the Bloodbath PPV. Moriarty then said that he would announce his opponent next week on Insanity

Tiger Blood Challenge

Charlie Sheen came out to the ring, being totally super awesome, and said that this week, Yusuf Ali would be participating in the Tiger Blood challenge. Ali came out to massive jeering, and Charlie Sheen said that he originally planned to give Ali a chance to try an unavailable drug called Charlie Sheen, but no exploded bodies are allowed on EFNW TV. So, Charlie Sheen said he would test Yusuf’s ability to demonstrate great charisma. He then proceeded to interview Yusuf, constantly telling the Detroit native to spice up the story with ‘cool words.’ Eventually Ali got sick of everything and attacked Sheen, telling him to take his “Warlock Vatican Assassin **** out of EFNW.”

Singles Match
Neville Ryan def. Tim Lucker

Promo

Hunter J and Kevin Evans headed out to the ring, saying they would make sure to defeat whoever they were scheduled to face off against for the tag team titles at Bloodbath. Hunter went on a long rant about how Evans and his goons were ruining EFNW, but was cut short when Cade Stafford, Zeke Zahn, and The Chavs attacked them in the ring. However, Surge appeared on the Titantron, laughing. He pointed out that with Evans’ cabinet in the ring and Evans speaking to Scott Gone, there was nobody with the World Champion. Surge then pointed to the door next to which he was standing, that had a gold plate with MASKELL inscribed across it. Stafford and his teammates rushed to the locker room and got inside, not seeing anybody. Suddenly the lights flickered off, and Surge could be heard saying, “You stupid sons of biitches.”

Singles Match
Neville Ryan def. Tim Lucker

This match truly tested the talented Ryan, pushing him to his limits. Lucker was out for blood, and even managed to bust Ryan open with a well aimed shot to the forehead. Late in the match, Lucker nailed Ryan with a huge Everything Went Black. Lucker confidently draped himself over Ryan, only for the Englishman to kick out! The crowd went crazy as Ryan managed to fight back and drop Lucker with the Psycho Driver, once again borrowing a move from a former friend. Neville pinned Lucker and celebrated his win, and got on the microphone, declaring he would walk out of Bloodbath the World Champion, and that nobody was going to stop him.

VIDEO PACKAGE

A video package of statements from Lyndon and Black plays as we ready ourselves for an exciting main event.

International Title Match

Cyrus Black proved he was destined for great things. After convincing Lyndon to ban his teammates from ringside, Black went to town on the International Champion’s right leg. Lyndon wasn’t about to go down without a fight, and lashed out at the EFNW newcomer, coming close to pinning him throughout the match. These two men weren’t content to keep their battle in the ring, and they took to throwing each other around the arena without remorse. Both men ended up exhausted, and Daniel Evans is seen backstage, grinding his teeth. Black and Lyndon exchanged shots on the announce table, but Black out of nowhere hit a piledriver, obliterating the table! Black then rolled Lyndon into the ring and yelled “This is how you do it Neville!” before locking in his Long and Winding Road hold. Lyndon had no choice but to tap out! Cyrus grabbed the title and celebrated his win happily, holding the title in the air as his theme music played. He is seen kissing his title as Insanity fades out.