ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 24.0

Jarrett, get cho ass on Chat, meow.

OT: You're nonresponsive.

Jarrett, PMs

TJ! wrote:

Jarrett, PMs

How about chat and we can nail two PPVs at once?

Jarrett wrote:

TJ! wrote:

Jarrett, PMs

How about chat and we can nail two PPVs at once?

Sure

Surge just found out he's facing Maskell for the World Title at Gold Rape.

"Oh. Should I do a promo? I mean, I have to get The Road read by Friday. Maybe Sparknotes would help... Fuck, I procrastinate so hard."

Surge gets up and throws over a conveniently placed table.

"You know what? Fuck MLA format, nigga! Fuck Chicago-whatever-the-dicks format! I don't give a fuck! MEIN DOODLE~!! MEIN DDOOOOODDDLLEEE~!!"

Future Surge wrote:

Surge just found out he's facing Maskell for the World Title at Gold Rape.

"Oh. Should I do a promo? I mean, I have to get The Road read by Friday. Maybe Sparknotes would help... Fuck, I procrastinate so hard."

Surge gets up and throws over a conveniently placed table.

"You know what? Fuck MLA format, nigga! Fuck Chicago-whatever-the-dicks format! I don't give a fuck! MEIN DOODLE~!! MEIN DDOOOOODDDLLEEE~!!"

OT: Don't forget APA...

Alright everyone. Post your thoughts on the Gold Rush card and your predictions!

Shore, Maskell, Omega, Fernando, Zayten, idgas, Nova, Ausberry.

Linch, Maskell, Omega, Fernando, Zayten, Styles & Walker, Nova, Ausberry

Zayten walks around fully focused on retaining his Pure Championship on Sunday. He has yet to think what will lie beyond Gold Rush but the conversation he had with Robert Cairo about the World Championship plays in the back of his mind.

Peter Linch [retains]
Surge [dominates, new champion]
Omega [the beast wins]
Ali Fernando [fernando pulls of a victory.]
Zayten [retains]
Christopher Styles & Oliver Walker [retain]
Alex Nova [retains]
Will Williams [wins the television title!]

I have no idea who has the advantage or anything, but here are my Gold Rush Predictions!

Rhawk wrote:

*Rhys Hawkens is backstage pleased that the final Raw before Gold Rush has ended, so he can now having proper matches once the Pay Per View is over.

Meanwhile he continues to research both the Terror and Crush rosters*

OT: Reread what you just said...

My Gold Rush predictions:

Peter Linch
Surge
Harry Jones
Jarrett Calloway
Zayten
Styles and Walker
Alex Nova
Will Williams

ECCW World Championship Match
Peter Linch [c]

ECCW Heavyweight Championship Match
Dan Maskell [c]

EFNW Extreme Rules Match
Omega

Grudge Match
Ali Fernando

ECCW Pure Championship Tables Match
Zayten [c]

ECCW Tag Team Championships Tag Team Match
Christopher Styles & Oliver Walker [c]

ECCW Legend's Championship Match
Alex Nova [c]

ECCW Television Championship Tournament Final Match
Will Williams

J ustin wrote:

--Ali Fernando is beaming happily backstage.--

--Michael Ausberry seems to be in deep contemplation as he walks through the halls backstage.--

--Zachary Lyndhurst walks through the halls.--

Andre Styles smokes a cig backstage against the rules as he sees Ali Fernando with a big smile and just snickers.

[G] wrote:

J ustin wrote:

--Ali Fernando is beaming happily backstage.--

--Michael Ausberry seems to be in deep contemplation as he walks through the halls backstage.--

--Zachary Lyndhurst walks through the halls.--

Andre Styles smokes a cig backstage against the rules as he sees Ali Fernando with a big smile and just snickers.

Ali Fernando glances at Andre.

Fernando: ''Are you gay or something, then why are you looking at me like that?''

American Wolf wrote:

[G] wrote:

J ustin wrote:

--Ali Fernando is beaming happily backstage.--

--Michael Ausberry seems to be in deep contemplation as he walks through the halls backstage.--

--Zachary Lyndhurst walks through the halls.--

Andre Styles smokes a cig backstage against the rules as he sees Ali Fernando with a big smile and just snickers.

Ali Fernando glances at Andre.

Fernando: ''Are you gay or something, then why are you looking at me like that?''

Andre looks at Ali and rolls his eyes.

Andre -- "Me Gay? Ha have you not seen Mary Jane? I was looking at you because I love the cocky ass wannabes in this company liek you who think they are hot shit."

Surge is thinking about stuff. The thought of how gay Dan Maskell is comes to mind, but he quickly thinks something else because he doesn't give a fuck about Maskell. Surge contemplates suicide because Dan Maskell is really gay. No, I don't give a fuck about Dan Maskell. Well, I do. Fuck you. No, fuck you. You know what? I'm gay. So am I. But not for Maskell. No, he's gay. TJ. Oh, God, same, man. I bet his dick is like, a bajillion feet. I'm not even gay. Yea, neither am I. Except for TJ. Fuck Maskell. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. I thought about doing a promo a while ago, but then I was like, "eh". It's okay, Surge. Yea, Surge, it's okay. Poop.










You know who is gay, though?










Andre Styles. So gay. Him and Maskell should be a tag team called the Gaywads.










I don't use the word gay maliciously, by the way. Neither do I. We're not actually homophobic, but we instead equate gay with something abominable and atrocious. I mean, we have no problem with homosexuality, we're not even Christian. Well, we kinda are. Still not sure. Universe is a mystery, man. Anyways, so, yea, we're not really homosexual but actually equate gay with something else negative, like retarded, even though it means slow, so we also equate the word retarded, meaning slow, with lack of mental function, which is true when applied to mental function. I don't see how people get all uppity about that. I saw this one commercial where "retarded" is on par with nigger, chink, etc. What the fuck, man? So, anyways, we equate gay with something negative, like stupidity, something lame, run of the mill, etc. Then again, all the homosexual stereotypes where everyone is effeminate and metro-sexual don't help either. God damn, why can't everyone be as smart as us, Surge? I don't know, Surge. Actually, I do. Yea, so do I. It's all a matter of opportunities for learning and growth given to oneself in their life, and obviously not everyone can have the same life and be the same. That wouldn't be boring, because it would never get to the point of boring. In fact, it would be the doom of mankind. You know, because everyone would be the same or similar. Peace and love will never happen, and it's about God-damn time people accept that. The most we can do are try the best we can with what we have. I just realized I may have subconsciously pawned that line off The Thing from World War Hulk: Frontline #1. And that's another thing, no one's knowledge, except for an exceptional few, is really original. It's all about the building up of knowledge. For instance, Albert Einstein, the e=mc² guy, is credited to have been proposed by Albert Einstein. However, it is founded on considerable research from Hendrik Lorentz, Henri Poincaré and others. It also generalizes Galileo's principle of relativity. Which brings me to my next point: actually, nevermind. I fucking hate Maskell, though - gonna rape him so hard at the PPV, even when he's 50 his asshole will be 50% scar tissue.