Chaos Pro Wrestling

Veteran Posts : 3005 Age : 28 Location : Canada

Mike looks down at his hand and shakes it

"You got words kid.. but the time in the ring will come when you prove you can walk on the same side of the road with guys like me.."

Champion Posts : 2401

Critics Silenced wrote:: Mike looks down at his hand and shakes it

"You got words kid.. but the time in the ring will come when you prove you can walk on the same side of the road with guys like me.."

Randy Thrash

"Is that so? I don't think I've even heard of you until today though? "

Taylor Braxten

*rushes over to Randy and hands him a brief case*

Randy

"Excuse me for one secondbig man..."

*he glares at Taylor*

"Where the Hell have you been!? By the way Mike...meet my girlfriend Taylor.

Veteran Posts : 3005 Age : 28 Location : Canada

He turns to her and nods his head

"Listen man.. I'm just looking for the guy who owns this joint.. can you point me in the right direction?"

Champion Posts : 2401

Critics Silenced wrote:: He turns to her and nods his head

"Listen man.. I'm just looking for the guy who owns this joint.. can you point me in the right direction?"

Randy

"No...no I can't actually. I just, I mean we just got here not to long ago also. Right?"

*Randy snatches Taylor's wrist*

Don't tell me you're going to go kiss ass for a title shot already Mike?"

Rookie Posts : 1037 Age : 28 Location : Hottie World

come on adaaaaam

Veteran Posts : 3148 Location : fuck

Kira wrote:: ANTIDOPE --- HE IS COMIN'!

---------

"Chaos Pro Wrestling is gonna' be my bitch
in this little pond, I'm the big fish
I go toe-to-toe with most ma' haters
no I just don't only say it
if they say they known for greatness,
that shit is an overstatement
fact is they are overrated
fat bitch is their only lady
closing statement equals they about to be a coma-patient!"

[Freestyle on Harry Jones]

"You a multi-time champ, that's a fuckin' disgrace
if I could reach down there you'd cop a punch to the face,
you lost to Dustin four times and it ate you alive,
you might as well leave for good 'cause I'm takin' ya pride
have you ever seen him drive, he keeps it settled
the cunt can't move, he can't reach the peddle!
Yo, you could never get a bitch unless you' walkin' with me,
how you gonna pull em? ... talk to their knee?!"

[Freestyle on Surge]

"This guy is a cunt ... no, seriously,
I wanna see he him squashed by four truck tires,
and rolled into a fence with even more barbed wire!
I really wanna' be there, watch you die on the spot,
put my dick in your face while I do the sign of the cross!
I bet you're the type to type on internet forums,
'cause anywhere else your opinions not wanted,
'cause your whole gimmick's gettin' lame and shit,
especially now that Casey's always suckin' your dick
yeah, fuck that bitch!
he got even less talent than this guy named Mitch
at least Mitch wasn't a fag who always had to say 'rape',
and Casey is so gay he makes a gay guy look straight!
Casey always trynna act staunch like he carryin' knives,
that shit is so fake I can see it in his eyes
he's faker than fake, he cops 8 slashes and his face is scraped
he holdin' his eye in, he screamin' for help,
but this could of been prevented by him being himself!"

"Cyrus Black, Neville Ryan and Twister Excell -- YOU NEXT!"

OT: Like it or hate it, I don't care. I couldn't be fucked adding any movement directions, so I've just left you with this. For the next week, Antidope is gonna' call out every popular Caw, before finally introducing himself.

The majority of those guys aren't in the company...

Regardless, that was funny in a pathetic way, Harold.

Hall of Famer Posts : 3955 Age : 27

Dancing Blacker wrote:

Kira wrote:: ANTIDOPE --- HE IS COMIN'!

---------

"Chaos Pro Wrestling is gonna' be my bitch
in this little pond, I'm the big fish
I go toe-to-toe with most ma' haters
no I just don't only say it
if they say they known for greatness,
that shit is an overstatement
fact is they are overrated
fat bitch is their only lady
closing statement equals they about to be a coma-patient!"

[Freestyle on Harry Jones]

"You a multi-time champ, that's a fuckin' disgrace
if I could reach down there you'd cop a punch to the face,
you lost to Dustin four times and it ate you alive,
you might as well leave for good 'cause I'm takin' ya pride
have you ever seen him drive, he keeps it settled
the cunt can't move, he can't reach the peddle!
Yo, you could never get a bitch unless you' walkin' with me,
how you gonna pull em? ... talk to their knee?!"

[Freestyle on Surge]

"This guy is a cunt ... no, seriously,
I wanna see he him squashed by four truck tires,
and rolled into a fence with even more barbed wire!
I really wanna' be there, watch you die on the spot,
put my dick in your face while I do the sign of the cross!
I bet you're the type to type on internet forums,
'cause anywhere else your opinions not wanted,
'cause your whole gimmick's gettin' lame and shit,
especially now that Casey's always suckin' your dick
yeah, fuck that bitch!
he got even less talent than this guy named Mitch
at least Mitch wasn't a fag who always had to say 'rape',
and Casey is so gay he makes a gay guy look straight!
Casey always trynna act staunch like he carryin' knives,
that shit is so fake I can see it in his eyes
he's faker than fake, he cops 8 slashes and his face is scraped
he holdin' his eye in, he screamin' for help,
but this could of been prevented by him being himself!"

"Cyrus Black, Neville Ryan and Twister Excell -- YOU NEXT!"

OT: Like it or hate it, I don't care. I couldn't be fucked adding any movement directions, so I've just left you with this. For the next week, Antidope is gonna' call out every popular Caw, before finally introducing himself.

The majority of those guys aren't in the company...

Regardless, that was funny in a pathetic way, Harold.

By the time I actually submit his app, I'll have covered he whole roster lolol

I'll take that as a compliment ;3

Executive Posts : 3205 Age : 30 Location : Canada

Kyle O'Rapely arrives at the arena, jamming to some music on his new iPhone!

#1 Contender Posts : 2156

Hanley Fernandez has arrived at the arena again, dressed in a pair of neat blue jeans and a black sports jacket. He is peering over a pair of aviators at a soda machine, trying to decide which drink he wants. He settles on a Coca Cola before starting to roam around the arena.

Founder Posts : 1494

OOC - We've rough ideas for early feuds for everyone in place, if you're interested in where we see your character around the first PPV, drop a PM!

Veteran Posts : 3039 Age : 27 Location : Hogwarts

Omega arrives to the arena and walks around backstage. He turns a corner when __________________ bumps into him.

Omega: Watch where your going.

Jobber Posts : 207

*After looking for somewhere to get his maple syrup for a couple hours he comes back disgusted at the fact that there isn't anywhere that he could find any. Instead he goes to catering and grabs a burger, then heads to the weight room to beat useless jobbers up.*

#1 Contender Posts : 2156

[b]Hanley Fernandez is in the locker room, watching tape on some of the more well known stars, including Casey Anomaly and Ryan Andrews.

Veteran Posts : 3005 Age : 28 Location : Canada

Alex Nova comes back

Executive Posts : 3205 Age : 30 Location : Canada

Kyle O'Rapely arrives and does shit.

OT: Imma do a Promo later, I hope.

Contender Posts : 1677 Age : 29 Location : Whitby, England

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW! YO ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!

The crowd cheer as the music and the voice of the infamous Road Dogg is heard, only for the cheers to fade as the newest member of CPW is revealed, a man who merely imitates the Dogg, dressing and speaking like his trainer. The man springs into view and begins a walk down the ramp, sliding into the squared circle, before asking for his music to be cut off, and then adressing the CPW fans in the way he's accustomed to.

D-O-Double G: Everybody, welcome to the D-O-Double G house where we do it doggy style all day long. Now, everybodies seen how the Road Dogg does it, but let's see how I do it, so...Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Chaos Pro Wrestling proudly brings to you it's next CPW Heavyweight champion of the world, the country singing, break dancing, degenerate behaving D-O-Double G!

Double G lifts his mic into the air, to a rather poor reaction, but nonetheless, exits the ring and heads happily backstage with a few crotch chops.

Rookie Posts : 1228

Bret wrote:: *After looking for somewhere to get his maple syrup for a couple hours he comes back disgusted at the fact that there isn't anywhere that he could find any. Instead he goes to catering and grabs a burger, then heads to the weight room to beat useless jobbers up.*

Dan Williams shakes his head as he sees Bret walking into the weight room finishing his burger

Dan Williams
And then you wonder why you are a nobody still after all these years. Set aside the fact that you are Canadian so that hurts you as it is, but you are also eating that filth?

Jobber Posts : 207

White guy wrote:

Bret wrote:: *After looking for somewhere to get his maple syrup for a couple hours he comes back disgusted at the fact that there isn't anywhere that he could find any. Instead he goes to catering and grabs a burger, then heads to the weight room to beat useless jobbers up.*

Dan Williams shakes his head as he sees Bret walking into the weight room finishing his burger

Dan Williams
And then you wonder why you are a nobody still after all these years. Set aside the fact that you are Canadian so that hurts you as it is, but you are also eating that filth?

Bret Henderson: Eh, we've got free health care. Who cares.

Rookie Posts : 1228

Bret wrote:

White guy wrote:

Bret wrote:: *After looking for somewhere to get his maple syrup for a couple hours he comes back disgusted at the fact that there isn't anywhere that he could find any. Instead he goes to catering and grabs a burger, then heads to the weight room to beat useless jobbers up.*

Dan Williams shakes his head as he sees Bret walking into the weight room finishing his burger

Dan Williams
And then you wonder why you are a nobody still after all these years. Set aside the fact that you are Canadian so that hurts you as it is, but you are also eating that filth?

Bret Henderson: Eh, we've got free health care. Who cares.

Dan Williams
You also have ugly women, horrid cities that feel the need to riot at every little thing, and lets just face it you aren't American. You Canadians have stupidity that defies anything I've ever seen. You put a fucking leaf on your countries flag. All your military equipment comes from us. You are like our little brother getting hand me downs and shit. You are like a drugged up version of the United States.

Champion Posts : 2401

Randy Thrash & Taylor Braxten

*the couple walk around backstage, Randy's hand tightly gripping Taylor's wrist, Randy walks around in an all black suit with his black sunglasses, while Taylor has an annoyed look on her face*

Fang

*in a dark area of the arena, thinking to himself*

Jobber Posts : 207

White guy wrote:

Bret wrote:

White guy wrote:

Bret wrote:: *After looking for somewhere to get his maple syrup for a couple hours he comes back disgusted at the fact that there isn't anywhere that he could find any. Instead he goes to catering and grabs a burger, then heads to the weight room to beat useless jobbers up.*

Dan Williams shakes his head as he sees Bret walking into the weight room finishing his burger

Dan Williams
And then you wonder why you are a nobody still after all these years. Set aside the fact that you are Canadian so that hurts you as it is, but you are also eating that filth?

Bret Henderson: Eh, we've got free health care. Who cares.

Dan Williams
You also have ugly women, horrid cities that feel the need to riot at every little thing, and lets just face it you aren't American. You Canadians have stupidity that defies anything I've ever seen. You put a fucking leaf on your countries flag. All your military equipment comes from us. You are like our little brother getting hand me downs and shit. You are like a drugged up version of the United States.

Bret Henderson: And yet our country isn't as fucked up as yours. Your economy is in the shits, your political system lends itself to failure, all your inspiring leaders are shot and your obesity rate is almost 1/3 of your population. All the things you say are wrong with Canada don't actually matter on a world stage. Who really cares if your women are beautiful if none of them can have jobs.

Veteran Posts : 3005 Age : 28 Location : Canada

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:: OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW! YO ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!

The crowd cheer as the music and the voice of the infamous Road Dogg is heard, only for the cheers to fade as the newest member of CPW is revealed, a man who merely imitates the Dogg, dressing and speaking like his trainer. The man springs into view and begins a walk down the ramp, sliding into the squared circle, before asking for his music to be cut off, and then adressing the CPW fans in the way he's accustomed to.

D-O-Double G: Everybody, welcome to the D-O-Double G house where we do it doggy style all day long. Now, everybodies seen how the Road Dogg does it, but let's see how I do it, so...Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Chaos Pro Wrestling proudly brings to you it's next CPW Heavyweight champion of the world, the country singing, break dancing, degenerate behaving D-O-Double G!

Double G lifts his mic into the air, to a rather poor reaction, but nonetheless, exits the ring and heads happily backstage with a few crotch chops.

I am clearly broken
And no one knows what to do
Pieces of the puzzles don't fit so I'm coming into you
Itching is a pulse inside
Screaming out to come alive
It's just you and I
It's time to

Times are looking grim these days

Holding on to everything
It's hard to draw the line...

GET UP!

He's BAAAACK.. Alex Nova walks from behind the back when the chorus of the song starts to play. The pyro jizzes out fumes of smoke and he runs through it. The lights dim from color to color and he runs down to the ring. A big pop from the crowd is given before he raises the mic to his lips.

"Well, isn't that cute everyone? A Road Dogg impersonator, and a bunch of chumps backstage kissing the GM's ass already, could things get ANY weirder?

He looks at him up and down examining him as he takes a lap around him slowly

"Looks like I spoke too soon. Listen here pup, I've seen weird.. I've seen, creepy.. but this.. this is just retarded. You want a title shot? You want to be recognized as someone important here you're going to have to go through a whole list of superstars, and I'm one of the toughest SOB's on that list. Matter of fact while we're still on the topic, I don't think there is a single member of the CPW roster who can hold a candle to my wrestling skills, and mic skills. . . Want a title shot? Go kiss some GM ass like the rest, you're just wasting precious TV time for yours truly. ."

He motions with his hand for him to go to the back

Rookie Posts : 1228

Bret wrote:

White guy wrote:

Bret wrote:

White guy wrote:

Bret wrote:: *After looking for somewhere to get his maple syrup for a couple hours he comes back disgusted at the fact that there isn't anywhere that he could find any. Instead he goes to catering and grabs a burger, then heads to the weight room to beat useless jobbers up.*

Dan Williams shakes his head as he sees Bret walking into the weight room finishing his burger

Dan Williams
And then you wonder why you are a nobody still after all these years. Set aside the fact that you are Canadian so that hurts you as it is, but you are also eating that filth?

Bret Henderson: Eh, we've got free health care. Who cares.

Dan Williams
You also have ugly women, horrid cities that feel the need to riot at every little thing, and lets just face it you aren't American. You Canadians have stupidity that defies anything I've ever seen. You put a fucking leaf on your countries flag. All your military equipment comes from us. You are like our little brother getting hand me downs and shit. You are like a drugged up version of the United States.

Bret Henderson: And yet our country isn't as fucked up as yours. Your economy is in the shits, your political system lends itself to failure, all your inspiring leaders are shot and your obesity rate is almost 1/3 of your population. All the things you say are wrong with Canada don't actually matter on a world stage. Who really cares if your women are beautiful if none of them can have jobs.

Dan Williams
America's problems are because of one person, that dumb fuck Obama, nobody with a brain stem likes him in America. Now obesity rate? Not really my concern because I'm NOT FAT, but you will be if you eat those disgusting burgers and shit like that, and obviously nothing I can say about Canada would matter on a world stage because the only thing that Canada has ever contributed to the world that anybody cares about is hockey. Now being America's hat is a never ending job, do you think people would actually be able to find Canada if it wasn't next to the United States? Obviously the answer is no because most Canadians including yourself are illiterate and they provide no military presence anywhere. They are thought of as that secondary pussy country. Oh by the way instead of saving the queen somebody should slap that bitch.

Jobber Posts : 207

White guy wrote:

Bret wrote:

White guy wrote:

Bret wrote:

White guy wrote:

Bret wrote:: *After looking for somewhere to get his maple syrup for a couple hours he comes back disgusted at the fact that there isn't anywhere that he could find any. Instead he goes to catering and grabs a burger, then heads to the weight room to beat useless jobbers up.*

Dan Williams shakes his head as he sees Bret walking into the weight room finishing his burger

Dan Williams
And then you wonder why you are a nobody still after all these years. Set aside the fact that you are Canadian so that hurts you as it is, but you are also eating that filth?

Bret Henderson: Eh, we've got free health care. Who cares.

Dan Williams
You also have ugly women, horrid cities that feel the need to riot at every little thing, and lets just face it you aren't American. You Canadians have stupidity that defies anything I've ever seen. You put a fucking leaf on your countries flag. All your military equipment comes from us. You are like our little brother getting hand me downs and shit. You are like a drugged up version of the United States.

Bret Henderson: And yet our country isn't as fucked up as yours. Your economy is in the shits, your political system lends itself to failure, all your inspiring leaders are shot and your obesity rate is almost 1/3 of your population. All the things you say are wrong with Canada don't actually matter on a world stage. Who really cares if your women are beautiful if none of them can have jobs.

Dan Williams
America's problems are because of one person, that dumb fuck Obama, nobody with a brain stem likes him in America. Now obesity rate? Not really my concern because I'm NOT FAT, but you will be if you eat those disgusting burgers and shit like that, and obviously nothing I can say about Canada would matter on a world stage because the only thing that Canada has ever contributed to the world that anybody cares about is hockey. Now being America's hat is a never ending job, do you think people would actually be able to find Canada if it wasn't next to the United States? Obviously the answer is no because most Canadians including yourself are illiterate and they provide no military presence anywhere. They are thought of as that secondary pussy country. Oh by the way instead of saving the queen somebody should slap that bitch.

Bret Henderson: For one Obama can't do anything when the house and senate are split. No matter if his ideas are bad or not, no one could do anything anyway with the divide in politics in your country. Saying we're illterate is unjustified since we have a 99 percent literacy rate, the same as the US by the way. And saying that we have contributed nothing in terms of military presence is also unjustified. Ever heard of Vimy Ridge, The Battle of Ortona, The UN Peacekeeping force. Of course you didn't because you people aren't educated on anything that didn't effect your own little world. Never say we didn't do anything. Oh and on the topic of the queen, that is the one thing we can agree on. Anyway, think of this, how can a country survive when it gains 10 thousand dollars in debt every second.

*Bret walks away happy that he got the last word, but disgusted with the ignorant opinions that Dan presented.*

Rookie Posts : 1228

Dan laughs at him as he tried to present Canada as some sort of respectable country, before he runs his hand through his bleach blonde hair and then smirks before turning around and walking the other direction

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