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Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is using a laptop while sitting on a production crate.

Neville Ryan, 3XW World Heavyweight champion, approaches him with his belt hoisted on his shoulder.

"Hello again Cyrus, how are you?" he asks

Cyrus Black: Can't complain. Been kicking pretty much everybody's ass since I got this belt, so life's all right.

Cyrus eyes the 3XW Title on Neville's shoulder.

Cyrus Black: I see you're still carrying that around.

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is using a laptop while sitting on a production crate.

Neville Ryan, 3XW World Heavyweight champion, approaches him with his belt hoisted on his shoulder.

"Hello again Cyrus, how are you?" he asks

Cyrus Black: Can't complain. Been kicking pretty much everybody's ass since I got this belt, so life's all right.

Cyrus eyes the 3XW Title on Neville's shoulder.

Cyrus Black: I see you're still carrying that around.

"Of course, I've been kicking everyone's ass since I got this belt." Neville says with a wide smile.

"Not to mention the kind of perks an undefeated world champion gets in his contract are amazing. My locker room might even be bigger than yours. Of course being the merch draw I am its only expected right? I'm the first true undefeated champion in EFNW. I mean I'm sure they could get UFC champions who retired without a loss but those guys are a dime a dozen." He says as he leans against the wall.

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is using a laptop while sitting on a production crate.

Neville Ryan, 3XW World Heavyweight champion, approaches him with his belt hoisted on his shoulder.

"Hello again Cyrus, how are you?" he asks

Cyrus Black: Can't complain. Been kicking pretty much everybody's ass since I got this belt, so life's all right.

Cyrus eyes the 3XW Title on Neville's shoulder.

Cyrus Black: I see you're still carrying that around.

"Of course, I've been kicking everyone's ass since I got this belt." Neville says with a wide smile.

"Not to mention the kind of perks an undefeated world champion gets in his contract are amazing. My locker room might even be bigger than yours. Of course being the merch draw I am its only expected right? I'm the first true undefeated champion in EFNW. I mean I'm sure they could get UFC champions who retired without a loss but those guys are a dime a dozen." He says as he leans against the wall.

Cyrus Black: Hey! Those UFC guys are not a dime a dozen. You're overvaluing them...they're at most a nickel, if not a penny.

Cyrus continues working on his laptop as he talks.

Cyrus Black: I take it then things are just about perfect for you ever since the collapse? You seem in relatively good spirits, if a bit dickish. But then again, being dickish is par for the course for you and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is using a laptop while sitting on a production crate.

Neville Ryan, 3XW World Heavyweight champion, approaches him with his belt hoisted on his shoulder.

"Hello again Cyrus, how are you?" he asks

Cyrus Black: Can't complain. Been kicking pretty much everybody's ass since I got this belt, so life's all right.

Cyrus eyes the 3XW Title on Neville's shoulder.

Cyrus Black: I see you're still carrying that around.

"Of course, I've been kicking everyone's ass since I got this belt." Neville says with a wide smile.

"Not to mention the kind of perks an undefeated world champion gets in his contract are amazing. My locker room might even be bigger than yours. Of course being the merch draw I am its only expected right? I'm the first true undefeated champion in EFNW. I mean I'm sure they could get UFC champions who retired without a loss but those guys are a dime a dozen." He says as he leans against the wall.

Cyrus Black: Hey! Those UFC guys are not a dime a dozen. You're overvaluing them...they're at most a nickel, if not a penny.

Cyrus continues working on his laptop as he talks.

Cyrus Black: I take it then things are just about perfect for you ever since the collapse? You seem in relatively good spirits, if a bit dickish. But then again, being dickish is par for the course for you and I wouldn't have it any other way.

"Well I do feel bad about 3XW going under but that could just be Karma teaching the company's board about what happens when I'm removed from power. That said though I think its for the best, in 3XW I was just a one time world heavyweight champion. Here I'm a man who won the 3XW World Heavyweight title and unlike champions in the past who have claimed they'd never lose their title I'm the first one to actually accomplish it. Its a hell of a feeling" he says with his normal smirk

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is using a laptop while sitting on a production crate.

Neville Ryan, 3XW World Heavyweight champion, approaches him with his belt hoisted on his shoulder.

"Hello again Cyrus, how are you?" he asks

Cyrus Black: Can't complain. Been kicking pretty much everybody's ass since I got this belt, so life's all right.

Cyrus eyes the 3XW Title on Neville's shoulder.

Cyrus Black: I see you're still carrying that around.

"Of course, I've been kicking everyone's ass since I got this belt." Neville says with a wide smile.

"Not to mention the kind of perks an undefeated world champion gets in his contract are amazing. My locker room might even be bigger than yours. Of course being the merch draw I am its only expected right? I'm the first true undefeated champion in EFNW. I mean I'm sure they could get UFC champions who retired without a loss but those guys are a dime a dozen." He says as he leans against the wall.

Cyrus Black: Hey! Those UFC guys are not a dime a dozen. You're overvaluing them...they're at most a nickel, if not a penny.

Cyrus continues working on his laptop as he talks.

Cyrus Black: I take it then things are just about perfect for you ever since the collapse? You seem in relatively good spirits, if a bit dickish. But then again, being dickish is par for the course for you and I wouldn't have it any other way.

"Well I do feel bad about 3XW going under but that could just be Karma teaching the company's board about what happens when I'm removed from power. That said though I think its for the best, in 3XW I was just a one time world heavyweight champion. Here I'm a man who won the 3XW World Heavyweight title and unlike champions in the past who have claimed they'd never lose their title I'm the first one to actually accomplish it. Its a hell of a feeling" he says with his normal smirk

"Tim Taylor"

They turn and see Matt Nowhere former 3XW owner walking past them and away.

Neville turns and shoots Matt a dirty look

"Okay fine, I'm the first good champion to accomplish it. Hurry off now, the welfare office closes soon"

OFF: Casey. WC Inbox. Better check it out. Or Death comes swiftly.

Cyrus T wrote:

OFF: Casey. WC Inbox. Better check it out. Or Death comes swiftly.

OFF alright I should have it to you by tomorrow night definitely if not it will be tonight

The Legend of Casey wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

OFF: Casey. WC Inbox. Better check it out. Or Death comes swiftly.

OFF alright I should have it to you by tomorrow night definitely if not it will be tonight

OFF: Be sure to send it to both me and Marik.

Surge is asleep in his locker room.

Scott Gone is asleep in Surge's locker room.

Surge's locker room is asleep in Surge's locker room.

We're all asleep in Surge's locker room.

Angel Rodriguez and Victor Elias are still preparing their promo, which will be up soon, they promise.

Harry Jones is searching for Senzu Beans!

TBC by anybody!

Kira wrote:

Harry Jones is searching for Senzu Beans!

TBC by anybody!

Harry Jones dies in hospital from AIDS.

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Kira wrote:

Harry Jones is searching for Senzu Beans!

TBC by anybody!

Harry Jones dies in hospital from AIDS.

Kelly Jones is searching for Dragon Balls

Kira wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Kira wrote:

Harry Jones is searching for Senzu Beans!

TBC by anybody!

Harry Jones dies in hospital from AIDS.

Kelly Jones is searching for Dragon Balls

She gets side-tracked from her quest by Surge. You know what happens next.

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Kira wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Kira wrote:

Harry Jones is searching for Senzu Beans!

TBC by anybody!

Harry Jones dies in hospital from AIDS.

Kelly Jones is searching for Dragon Balls

She gets side-tracked from her quest by Surge. You know what happens next.

Papa Jones buys Kelly a bicycle for her birthday. It hurts her too much to ride it, though.

"Damn it, Surge!"

TBC by Surge.

Kira wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Kira wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Kira wrote:

Harry Jones is searching for Senzu Beans!

TBC by anybody!

Harry Jones dies in hospital from AIDS.

Kelly Jones is searching for Dragon Balls

She gets side-tracked from her quest by Surge. You know what happens next.

Papa Jones buys Kelly a bicycle for her birthday. It hurts her too much to ride it, though.

"Damn it, Surge!"

TBC by Surge.

Surge snaps Papa Jones' neck and throws Kelly out of a 12-story window. He is later seen riding the bike himself.

"Fancy livin'. La-la-la."

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Is there any point of me posting here anymore?

Probably, that's why I post. In hope one day it'll have a point to it

Neville walks out to meet the crowd at the outdoor stage as he hypes up the crowd by singing along with his theme as he waits for it to cut out. Neville grabs a microphone and looks out at the crowd, they look back at him the intensity can be felt in the air before he sits on the edge of the stage and raises the microphone to his mouth. "Has anyone heard any good jokes lately?" he asks the crowd.

noeleen phoenix wrote:

Is there any point of me posting here anymore?

Hell yea, there is, wench. Post some moar.

The crowd boo raucously as the Mexican aristocrat, Angel Rodriguez, steps into view, his bodyguard, Victor Elias, behind him. The two men stop on the stage and Angel throws his arms into the air, a golden shower of pyro rockets shooting upwards behind him. Once the pyro stops, both men begin to descend the entrance ramp, with Elias making sure nobody touches El Nino Maravilla, as he walks to the squared circle, spreading his arms wide to show off his finely cut white suit. Angel walks up the steel steps, followed ever still by Victor, and as Rodriguez steps into the ring, he paces over to the far side and leans over the top rope, asking for a microphone, which is handed to him by the ring attendants. Angel walks over to the centre of the ring, so he can adress the EFNW audience as pertinentily as he can, Elias over his shoulder with his arsm crossed.

AR: As you all know, me and the EFNW World champion, Cyrus Black, have had some arguments backstage and he has rubbished my claims that I deserve an EFNW World title shot. Despite having never been given my contractually obligated rematch by the former EFNW General Manager, Travis Jones, Cyrus Black had the nerve to play down my legitimacy for the title and said that I couldn't even beat Twista XL. But this Friday, look what happened. I defeated Twista XL and not only that, I made him tap out with my patented Dragon Sleeper, that I call the Mexican Deathlock, because nobody has ever escaped it. So in the last few weeks, I have ended the career of Marcus Kane and I have proved that Twista XL is no match for me. So Cyrus, your only argument for me not having a chance for your title is out of the window. I have earned a World title shot and Cyrus, I want you to come out right now, so I can come to collect.

Angel lowers the microphone as the crowd begin chants of 'We want Cyrus!', that resound around the arena.

EFNW will be up later today. I've got wrestling stuff. I'm gay. Yes.