Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:27 am
Jarrett wrote:
SP wrote:
Im no good with CaWs
," said the former ECCW Television Champion.
'Cause ECCW really matters...
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:35 am
Name: Son Goku Gimmick: Hero Height: 6'0 Weight: 150 Hometown: Planet Earth Signatures: Anything and everything. Finishers: Kaioken, Kamehameha Entrance Music: Walks out to a looping of KAMEHAMEHA Status: Face Brand: Doom Catchphrase: Share your energy with me! Pic Base: Goku
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:02 am
[Out of nowhere, all the ECCW monitors fade to black, then flash an EFNW logo. As the EFNW logo fades, we see Marcelo Evans standing in a plain white room.]
"Well hello there ECCW fans, did you miss me? Of course you did. After all my little war of words with Peter Linch was the highlight of the year, until he lambasted me with a cheapshot. Now in all fairness, it's nothing I wouldn't have done to him, but he's supposed to be a good guy! Atleast I'm a card carrying member of the Alex Pettyfer Asshole Association. Seriously, you're breaking all the damn rules. I'm supposed to come onto your show, beat you up, and then you fight me to defend ECCW's honor! But you decided not to conform like a stupid little hipster college kid, and now I have to be original in all this self promotion and what not. Plus, to make matters worse, nobody knows or cares who you are, and there are only so many ways to make fun of that. See, if I was facing Jarrett Calloway, I could make fun of his diabetes, his being a Nazi, or anything else! But you and your stupid little fauxhawk, there's no material that hasn't been done to death! So Peter Linch, maybe you should show some freaking personality sometime, so that I have something to make fun of. Because until then, I'll have to assume the rumors about you and Tim Taylor hooking up backstage are true. And even then I have to deal with the fags at GLAAD. So stop being generic, otherwise I can't 'properly' insult you and honestly, without me, nobody cares about you. Marcelo's Audi 5000."
[The screen fades. For real, nothing's happening anymore.]
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:02 am
Both accepted.
Mesa wrote:
Name: Beckett Robinson Gimmick: Hipster Height: 5'6 Weight: 150 Hometown: Echo Park, Los Angeles Signatures: Any Obscure Wrestling Move He Can Find Finishers: Doesn't Have One, Says "Finishers Are For Conformists" Entrance Music: Le Tigre - "Nanny Nanny Boo Boo" Status: Heel, Everyone Hates Hipsters Brand: Doom Catchphrase: "_______ is the new _______." Pic Base: TBD
ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling June 30, 2009 - May 20, 2013
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:09 am
OT: Reply now Jarrett, because I have a hecktic week ahead
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:13 am
Hangovers suck dick. I'm going to write that Will promo now...
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:22 am
Will Wollims is the shit
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:35 am
Hazza wrote:
Jarrett wrote:
[The Crush theme "Cross the Line" booms through the arena as a very familiar face appears on the stage; the co-founder of ECCW, Matthew Jericho. This is the first time in quite some time that Matthew Jericho is going to address something in the ring. He makes his way down the ramp and into the ring with a serious and determined look on his face. The audience gets quiet quickly, out of anticipation for what he has to say. He looks around and smiles before putting the microphone up to his lips to begin speaking.]
MATTHEW JERICHO: "It's been a while since I've come out here to talk to you guys, hasn't it?"
[There is an almost instant crowd reaction, as they cheer him on before he even gets started.]
"I just figured, what better time than to do it? There's a lot that needs to be addressed and I'll try my best to address it all right here, right now. Things have really been heating up as of late with this whole ECCW versus EFNW debacle. I'm going to give you a little backstory here, folks. You hear a lot about the wrestling world and all of the backstage goings on these days. With the internet, dirt sheets are booming with information, many of it that's false. A lot of these so called smarks like to think that they know something about the industry. But in reality, they know nothing at all. I don't care what insider source you have, I don't care how spot on you think you are, but ECCW is not 'fake.' You see, there seems to be this growing feeling that wrestling is all around phony. But I guarantee you all that it's far from it, at least in ECCW. If fake is what you're looking for, try EFNW; which brings me to my next point. A long while ago, I was having a conversation with Travis Jones. It was just a simple talk. We had been remembering all of the great moments of wrestling, talking about the impacts all of the legendary moments made. And that's when we started to discuss a certain 'war' that happened about a decade ago. And that's when Travis and I wondered what it would be like if those companies were ECCW and EFNW instead. But that was the end of it. Just wonder, nothing more. But here we are in 2011, where a few ECCW superstars happened to take shots at EFNW superstars and EFNW superstars happened to take shots at ECCW superstars. And that is when I stepped in and tried to break things up. I felt that these conflicting ideas would not fare well for either promotion, so I tried to nip it in the bud before it became a problem. But this problem could not be stopped. Why you ask? Because I now realize that the problem isn't bickering between two different brands of athletes with conflicting ideals. I now realize that the problem is EFNW itself!"
[The devoted ECCW fans in attendance seem to be loving the EFNW-aimed insults.]
"EFNW is a cancer to the professional wrestling industry. This 'war' cannot be stopped until the real problem is taken care of. And that real problem just so happens to be EFNW. You see, everything is infected until you're able to do away with the cause of the problem. And therefore I intend to do just that! I intend to kill EFNW! I want to kill this cancer! I want to show the world that ECCW is the greatest company to ever be created! I want to show every single professional wrestling fan out there that EFNW is absolute garbage! Some of you think I'm only helping EFNW by mentioning them constantly on ECCW television and that maybe the case in the short run, but I'm looking at the long run! And what I see in the long run is no more EFNW! No more Harry Jones, no more Travis Jones, no more nothing!"
[Matthew's demeanor seems to have changed a bit, as he looks like he is growing more and more intense, standing on the line between anger and hatred.]
"How am I going to do it? I'll tell you how! At Powerplay on December 11th, 2011, I will see to it that ECCW dominates EFNW in every match possible! I will see to it that ECCW comes out on top just as it always has! And once it's all said and done, and once Jarrett Calloway has laid Harry Jones out on the mat for the three count, my next order of business will be to fly right on over to Perth, Australia, barge right into EFNW headquarters, and buy out EFNW!"
[The fans are shocked at first, but the cheers for Matthew become overwhelming in time.]
"That's right! I'll buy the entire company and every name, talent, logo, and building it owns! And once that day comes, we'll no longer have to worry about watching crappy wrestling. Let's face the facts! EFNW has made less of an impact in it's time than that other show on Thursday nights. It's time for a new start! A breath of fresh air in the wrestling world! And that starts as soon as we kill the cancer! EFNW, be on the look out! Harry, Travis, I hope you've enjoyed your reigns at the top, because come Powerplay, it's all over!"
MATTHEW TURNS TO LEAVE THE RING, BUT HE IS CUT OFF BY THE THEME MUSIC OF HARRY JONES
Harry Jones emerges from the backstage area wearing his Signature "Ghost of Jones" t-shirt, inspired by his longtime friend who became captive to poor booking on CWW. Jones originally thought that his predicament was similar to Surge's, so he decided to make his own custom shirt. As Harry panders to the crowd on the main stage, he is boo'd for his efforts. Jones simply chuckles and mouths, "Haters gonna hate", before casually lying down on the stage.
Harry Jones: "You really are an idiot, Matthew. How the ECCW fans are cheering you after that load of bullshit will always be a mystery to me..."
Harry sits up and rubs the stubble on his chin, before continuing.
Harry Jones: “EFNW is not a cancer to the wrestling business, Jericho. EFNW is a CURE for the cancer that ECCW has become. EFNW is a breath of life – a saving grace from your boring; repetitive; subpar shows that happen week in and week out. EFNW is a REAL wrestling company, because our shows feature REAL wrestlers. Every week on EFNW Wrestling, we see great matches featuring Cyrus Black, Twista XL, Surge, Alex Nova and yours truly … Whilst over on ECCW, we become captive to the same old status quo week in and week out. Jarrett Calloway as the Crush World Champion! WOOOOOO, BEST IN THE WORLD!”
Harry states the last sentence rather sarcastically. The ECCW crowd responds to the mention of Calloway with a strong reaction, but some smarks in the audience are inclined to boo.
Harry Jones: “Jarrett Calloway as World Champion is symbolic for a lot of things. Jarrett Calloway as World Champion is evidence that you don’t know what makes a pro wrestler in the year 2011. Jarrett Calloway as World Champion is proof that politics are the foundation of ECCW – because he sure as hell doesn’t deserve to be a World Champion! Last time I checked, Jarrett ‘Superman’ Calloway is a public joke in every wrestling promotion in the world – excluding ECCW, of course … If you can call it a wrestling promotion. I know you don’t have a sense of humor, Matthew, but Calloway is kind of … I don’t know how to put this nicely, but he is a world-renowned laughing stock. Don’t answer this Matthew, because it is kind-of rhetorical. What makes you think Jarrett deserves to be a World Champion? Does he entice you by NEVER making an effort to come out to the ring and speak his mind? Is that what makes him a worthy champion? The fact that somebody as lazy, generic and hypocritical as Jarrett is the face of this company speaks for itself.”
Some fans clap and acknowledge the truth behind Harry’s words, but as usual, the majority of the ECCW fans retort by booing.
Harry Jones: “Oh Matthew, EFNW wouldn’t last a second under your typical regime. If somebody like Jarrett Calloway became the poster-boy for EFNW, then EFNW would be pissing on all of its moralities! People as undeserving as Jarrett Calloway and Venom would be main eventing shows on a weekly basis, despite the fact that they spend the majority of their time hiding under your desk. If you bought EFNW, than the fans would probably die of boredom. Sure, ECCW has some decent talent like Tim Taylor and Will Williams, but they are being so, so, so poorly misused because they are TOO good. I know how you work, Matthew, because you mistreated me in the exact same way. You simply can’t give the spotlight to the talented wrestlers, because if you did, your top shelf talent would be exploited for exactly what they are … Nothing! You’re too arrogant to admit that you know NOTHING in regards to booking, so your masquerade your mental disorders by burying REAL wrestlers, which makes the terrible wrestlers like Calloway look like Super Saiyan Four Gogeta on steroids! However, at Powerplay everything will change. Whether I win or lose, I’ll do something which Calloway has been lacking for the entire duration of his career … I will ENTERTAIN the ECCW fans, because they DESERVE to be entertained! At Powerplay, for the first time in their six years of existence, they will experience REAL wrestling! Because - ”
TBC by Matthew Jericho
OT: I personally liked this response, as it exercised Harry’s Anti-Hero gimmick.
[Matthew shakes his head and smiles, almost looking like he doesn't feel like giving a response.]
MATTHEW JERICHO: "Harry, there's --"
[All of a sudden, the grin on Matthew's face gets even wider. As Harry sits there on the stage looking at Matthew in wonder, Jarrett Calloway comes out and takes a seat right next to Harry, wrapping his arm around Harry.]
JARRETT CALLOWAY: "Surprised to see me?"
[Harry takes Jarrett's arm off him and stands up, as Jarrett gets up too.]
"I bet you didn't think that I'd actually come out here. You thought you were going to get a free ticket to run your mouth without consequence. But you were wrong, because I'm here, believe it or not. Naturally, I'm going to agree with my fathe--err, boss. Sorry, I was thinking of the wrong company...it isn't ECCW where the owner's son is the poster boy."
[The last statement garners some laughs from the crowd, as Jarrett laughs it off. Harry doesn't seem too amused however.]
"In all seriousness, why are you still trying? Every time I see you here or even in EFNW, you're always talking about me and how I've accomplished this and that. You like to think that all of my accomplishments are handed to me even though I don't 'deserve anything.' Well, let's put this into perspective. We've both competed in the three major promotions. We've both rounded up a number of accomplishments that most guys won't ever see in their careers. Obviously, I'm not all that popular in EFNW. And judging by the reaction these people gave you when they saw you were here, ECCW doesn't like you either. And I know neither of us really care about that other one, but if we want to go there, we've both held world titles there. And although I'm not going to come out and say the name of said promotion, we all know the management there only gives out freebies to a certain 'class' of people and neither of us fell into that class. And despite how much Matthew Jericho despises you, you've been allowed two world titles and a King of the Ring. Travis Jones no longer likes me; what have I done in EFNW? Well, quite honestly, nothing. Why is that? Not because I didn't deserve it, but because the real 'cancer,' as Matthew said, lies on your territory. The real oppression happens there, not here. I know you like to see yourself as a crusader for EFNW and someone who wants to change the wrestling world one bit at a time, but you're clearly not trying hard enough. Because no change has been made to the one place in the industry that really needs it; EFNW. Unfortunately, I'm now under the belief that that crappy company you call home no longer has hope. I've certainly lost faith in it. And for you to stand by it, I've lost faith in you too. All you ever do is complain about me. Well, look at yourself! You're no better! Everything has been handed to you on a silver platter by daddy, while I have devoted the better part of my career to the company I see as the best one out there, ECCW! I met Matthew Jericho in contract negotiations on day one. And I have worked and worked and worked ever since and I have earned Matthew's respect and he's definitely earned mine! And that hard work is what has given me my titles, my achievements, my wins! Not phony politics! Politics are imminent in EFNW as it is, but let's keep it that way. As I said, EFNW is in desperate need of change. But who's going to bring it? Obviously not you, considering you haven't changed yet. Coming out here, 'Jarrett Calloway is talentless, Jarrett Calloway sucks, Jarrett Calloway has never earned anything before.' Get over yourself, Harry. If anyone has brought change to EFNW, it's me. Ratings were up when I appeared on EFNW programming. Ratings skyrocketed for both companies in fact. Why, you ask? Because I am always able to spark interest. Whether it's my fans or my haters, I can create excitement. But you aren't able to create anything but a cult following in your bingo hall wrestling promotion. And I commend Mr. Jericho for his proposition. Together we can really change EFNW, even if it means killing it. Hey, that's something new! We haven't seen a company die in a while! No wait, I take that back. EFNW died last year. Looks like the zombie apocolypse may have happened because I see it must have risen from the dead. But Harry, after Powerplay, I'll see to it that your career is done and that EFNW's run is over as well. Come Powerplay, you're dead!"
ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling June 30, 2009 - May 20, 2013
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:39 am
Hazza wrote:
Will Wollims is the shit
I went back to see what that means. Drunkness is gere for Will Wollims.
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:17 am
“Surprised to see you? Yeah, I wasn’t even going to bother calling you out this time, since you’ve bitched out every other time”, says Harry with authority.
The is a defining silence, which is ended when Jones continues his little rant.
Harry Jones: “If that promo reflects on your wrestling ability, than Powerplay should be an absolute breeze!”
The crowd remain somewhat silent, waiting for Jones to elaborate on this bold statement.
Harry Jones: “You’re always nagging at this little delusion that Travis is responsible for my success, but it has never actually occurred to you that the source of my accolades is my work-ethic and the fact that I actually possess some form of talent! Y’see, while you have always been too important and prestigious for the social media, I’ve spent every aching minute of my life reaching out to the general public, trying to give back to the fans. While you are in your little cave, snuggling up real close to all those undeserved championships; I am in THIS ring doing my job! Jarrett, the ECCW fans only boo me because I’m supposed to be fulfilling the role of the bad-guy, but behind the scenes I’ve done a hell of a lot more for the wrestling world than you ever have!”
Harry paces back and forth, collecting his thoughts.
Harry Jones: “The ECCW fans only boo me, because you have sold them some stupid and blatant lie, that I am a giant asshole. The funny thing is, I get paid millions a year to be a giant asshole on National TV, so I guess I owe you a thank-you! Anyway, I digress...”
Harry briefly chuckles to himself as he stares Calloway down, who by this point is starting to get slightly annoyed.
Harry Jones: “Now how about we cross over to EFNW, where the fans hate you just as much as these fans hate me. But the funny thing is, those people hate you NOT because I went out of my way to vilify you. The EFNW fans do not hate you based on your character, or on your appearance. They DESPISE you because they know that you are a two-faced hypocrite! They see you come out to the ring on ECCW television and claim to be ‘The Best in the World’, but they take everything you say with a grain of rice. I’ve succeeded in outside promotions like 3XW, CWA, AWF, ECCW, CWW or even the good ol’ IWA – and they are smart enough to realize that my ‘Daddy’, if you will, has no relevance to my success ... Even if he likes to think he does. Jarrett, I am a professional wrestler; and you're nothing but an over-promoted, bitter man.”
Very few members of the audience manage to muster a small ‘EFN-Dub!’ chant. Harry nods his head in approval, before licking his lips and awaiting the small chant to die down ... But it doesn’t. The small group of fans in the ECCW arena manage to keep the chant alive for a surprisingly long amount of time, but it eventually begins to tire. Matthew Jericho quizzically raises an eye-brow at the audience as Harry presses on.
Matthew Jericho: “Alright, this needs to end - ”
Harry Jones: “You’re damn right this needs to end! You need to stop killing off any potential talent by giving this waste of space the spotlight every - ”
Harry freezes mid-sentence and looks as if he has just had an epiphany.
Harry Jones: “Oh my God ... I’ve figured it all out! Of course, it makes so much sense!”
Matthew Jericho [Sarcastically]: “What have you figured out, Jones?”
Harry Jones: “The reason as to why Jarrett is given so many undeserved accolades in ECCW, when he is a public joke in every other wrestling promotion! Yes, I’ve got it!”
The crowd wait in anticipation to hear Harry’s response.
Harry Jones: “The only reason you feel the need to vindicate Jarrett’s horrible wrestling ability by giving him countless accolades is because ... YOU ARE BOTH THE SAME PERSON ~ !! Wow, it’s so damn obvious! At first I thought Jarrett earned his success by being a sly, corporate ass-kisser, but I was wrong! Can you see what I’m getting at, Matthew? You too idiots share the same philosophies and you have both buried a countless amount of talent throughout the duration of ECCW’s existence. Seriously, who would actually give this asshole a World Championship except himself?”
Many people in the audience are jeering and laughing as Harry tries to identify any conjoined-separation scars on Jarrett’s torso.
Harry Jones: “Jarrett, you where great back in the year ’09. Oh sure, everybody loved paying their hard-earned money to see you wrestle in the main event on ECCW. Over in EFNW, I had solidified myself in the main event as well. Both of us where on top of the world, but eventually I saw that there was more to pro wrestling than being a serious prick with a gold-fetish. I saw that helping other’s careers progress is far more rewarding than ending those careers. I found a new meaning in wrestling, and now in the year 2011, I am still in the main event; but I am sharing that spotlight with others – my friends ... Which is what makes me more of a pro wrestler than you can ever dream of. I’m sure you’ll respond to all this with an assload of bullshit, but while you’re talking, please keep in mind ... I wiped my ass with that championship around your waist. I hope you enjoy my syphilis...”
TBC by Jarrett
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Harold Hall of Famer
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:23 am
Future TJ wrote:
Hazza wrote:
Will Wollims is the shit
I went back to see what that means. Drunkness is gere for Will Wollims.
You should sign Will Wollims up on EFNW, but keep Will Williams on ECCW. Coz' Will Wollims is a lord
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:00 am
The longer people take to sign up for DOOM the worse the show will be this Friday.
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:03 am
OT: I'll sign up Giggles tomorrow
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:11 am
Name: Evander Rayne Jones Nickname: 'Hells teddy Bear' Gimmick: big man, gentle towards women, rough in the ring type of guy Height: 6 ft 4 in Weight: 412 lb Hometown: Brooklyn, NY Signatures: Flapjack, Spear Finishers: throws him in the air and brogue kicks him (Ragdoll) Entrance Music:
Status: Tweener Brand: Doom Catchphrase: "Brooklyn ngga!" Pic Base: Mark Henry
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:43 pm
Hazza wrote:
Future TJ wrote:
Hazza wrote:
Will Wollims is the shit
I went back to see what that means. Drunkness is gere for Will Wollims.
You should sign Will Wollims up on EFNW, but keep Will Williams on ECCW. Coz' Will Wollims is a lord
Is a lord higher than a boss?
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:44 pm
.ηovα. wrote:
Name: Evander Rayne Jones Nickname: 'Hells teddy Bear' Gimmick: big man, gentle towards women, rough in the ring type of guy Height: 6 ft 4 in Weight: 412 lb Hometown: Brooklyn, NY Signatures: Flapjack, Spear Finishers: throws him in the air and brogue kicks him (Ragdoll) Entrance Music:
Status: Tweener Brand: Doom Catchphrase: "Brooklyn ngga!" Pic Base: Mark Henry
ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling June 30, 2009 - May 20, 2013
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 22.0 Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:06 pm
Hazza wrote:
“Surprised to see you? Yeah, I wasn’t even going to bother calling you out this time, since you’ve bitched out every other time”, says Harry with authority.
The is a defining silence, which is ended when Jones continues his little rant.
Harry Jones: “If that promo reflects on your wrestling ability, than Powerplay should be an absolute breeze!”
The crowd remain somewhat silent, waiting for Jones to elaborate on this bold statement.
Harry Jones: “You’re always nagging at this little delusion that Travis is responsible for my success, but it has never actually occurred to you that the source of my accolades is my work-ethic and the fact that I actually possess some form of talent! Y’see, while you have always been too important and prestigious for the social media, I’ve spent every aching minute of my life reaching out to the general public, trying to give back to the fans. While you are in your little cave, snuggling up real close to all those undeserved championships; I am in THIS ring doing my job! Jarrett, the ECCW fans only boo me because I’m supposed to be fulfilling the role of the bad-guy, but behind the scenes I’ve done a hell of a lot more for the wrestling world than you ever have!”
Harry paces back and forth, collecting his thoughts.
Harry Jones: “The ECCW fans only boo me, because you have sold them some stupid and blatant lie, that I am a giant asshole. The funny thing is, I get paid millions a year to be a giant asshole on National TV, so I guess I owe you a thank-you! Anyway, I digress...”
Harry briefly chuckles to himself as he stares Calloway down, who by this point is starting to get slightly annoyed.
Harry Jones: “Now how about we cross over to EFNW, where the fans hate you just as much as these fans hate me. But the funny thing is, those people hate you NOT because I went out of my way to vilify you. The EFNW fans do not hate you based on your character, or on your appearance. They DESPISE you because they know that you are a two-faced hypocrite! They see you come out to the ring on ECCW television and claim to be ‘The Best in the World’, but they take everything you say with a grain of rice. I’ve succeeded in outside promotions like 3XW, CWA, AWF, ECCW, CWW or even the good ol’ IWA – and they are smart enough to realize that my ‘Daddy’, if you will, has no relevance to my success ... Even if he likes to think he does. Jarrett, I am a professional wrestler; and you're nothing but an over-promoted, bitter man.”
Very few members of the audience manage to muster a small ‘EFN-Dub!’ chant. Harry nods his head in approval, before licking his lips and awaiting the small chant to die down ... But it doesn’t. The small group of fans in the ECCW arena manage to keep the chant alive for a surprisingly long amount of time, but it eventually begins to tire. Matthew Jericho quizzically raises an eye-brow at the audience as Harry presses on.
Matthew Jericho: “Alright, this needs to end - ”
Harry Jones: “You’re damn right this needs to end! You need to stop killing off any potential talent by giving this waste of space the spotlight every - ”
Harry freezes mid-sentence and looks as if he has just had an epiphany.
Harry Jones: “Oh my God ... I’ve figured it all out! Of course, it makes so much sense!”
Matthew Jericho [Sarcastically]: “What have you figured out, Jones?”
Harry Jones: “The reason as to why Jarrett is given so many undeserved accolades in ECCW, when he is a public joke in every other wrestling promotion! Yes, I’ve got it!”
The crowd wait in anticipation to hear Harry’s response.
Harry Jones: “The only reason you feel the need to vindicate Jarrett’s horrible wrestling ability by giving him countless accolades is because ... YOU ARE BOTH THE SAME PERSON ~ !! Wow, it’s so damn obvious! At first I thought Jarrett earned his success by being a sly, corporate ass-kisser, but I was wrong! Can you see what I’m getting at, Matthew? You too idiots share the same philosophies and you have both buried a countless amount of talent throughout the duration of ECCW’s existence. Seriously, who would actually give this asshole a World Championship except himself?”
Many people in the audience are jeering and laughing as Harry tries to identify any conjoined-separation scars on Jarrett’s torso.
Harry Jones: “Jarrett, you where great back in the year ’09. Oh sure, everybody loved paying their hard-earned money to see you wrestle in the main event on ECCW. Over in EFNW, I had solidified myself in the main event as well. Both of us where on top of the world, but eventually I saw that there was more to pro wrestling than being a serious prick with a gold-fetish. I saw that helping other’s careers progress is far more rewarding than ending those careers. I found a new meaning in wrestling, and now in the year 2011, I am still in the main event; but I am sharing that spotlight with others – my friends ... Which is what makes me more of a pro wrestler than you can ever dream of. I’m sure you’ll respond to all this with an assload of bullshit, but while you’re talking, please keep in mind ... I wiped my ass with that championship around your waist. I hope you enjoy my syphilis...”
TBC by Jarrett
JARRETT CALLOWAY: "You're quite the comedian, although that's highly unlikely. Here, let me read something to you, since I know you Australians can suffer from dyslexia easier than us Americans."
[The American crowd laughs and cheers. Jarrett takes the belt off and shows it to Harry.]
"This title says 'ECCW World Championship.' This isn't that EFNW crud. No, no, this is the most prestigious championship in wrestling today. And it's also a championship that you're never going to know what it's like to hold, because let's face it. This right here? This is out of your league. In other words, you're out of my league. After Powerplay, I'll still be the ECCW World Champion. And you say it'll be a breeze beating me? I don't think so. Listen to the champion when he says that you don't stand a chance."
[Jarrett stands next to Harry again, putting the title over his shoulder.]
"In fact, I'm going to let you see what it's like to feel this championship. To wear the gold you'll never legitimately hold."
[He pauses for a moment before taking the title back off Harry.]
"It was probably a little too heavy for you, right?"
[Again, Harry doesn't seem too amused by Jarrett's jokes, but Jarrett and the crowd do. Matthew Jericho is still standing in the ring.]
"There has been talk that I'm going to screw you over on my home turf. And you know what? I very well could. And if it was anybody but me, they probably would, especially since you've been nothing but a pain in my ass since August! I said it before, I'll say it again. 'Powerplay is where it will start and Powerplay is where it will end.' We've never met before in the ring one on one. And in just two short weeks, that will change. I've wrestled some of the greatest -- Chris Xtreme, Dustin Shore, Adrian Cuthbert, Will Williams! But never you. And I just listed two Hall of Famers and two future Hall of Famers, so what exactly makes you think that I won't kick your ass up and down come Powerplay?"
[Jarrett becomes more serious than before.]
"And with this fantastic event only two weeks away, it's time to really start preparing. I want two things from you; all I ask for. Number one; no bullshit! I don't want so and so interfering or intervening and screwing around with my moment! No EFNW hooligans hitting the ring, no ECCW System involvement, nothing! I want a match! I'm sick of these surprise attacks and behind-the-back assaults. I want a match and a real match! In fact, Matthew, what are you going to do about that?"
MATTHEW JERICHO: "Well, I agree that this needs to be a fair and square match. And I'll do my part by saying that any ECCW superstar that feels the need to be getting involved in these two's business will be promptly fired! And Travis Jones should do his part as well by offering the same punishment to any EFNW superstar who thinks about interfering."
JARRETT CALLOWAY: "Now that's more like it! So run and tell daddy to finalize that! And to go along with that, we're not going to make this some EFNW rules extreme match. No, we need to fight a real fight one on one. We're going to see who the better man really is, not who takes the best chair shots or gets hit with the most sledgehammers. And now, number two; I want you to give me everything you've got. We're going to both leave it all in the ring on December 11th. I'll do my share and you do yours. I already know it'll be a 'breeze' beating you, but I at least want somewhat of a challenge, or else it's no fun beating you. And as long as you're willing to accept these conditions, I'm ready for game day!"
Wed Oct 23, 2024 7:29 am by Cole
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