Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:36 am
*Thorn is seen in the gym, doing some heavy & intense weight-training*
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:38 am
Yusuf Ali is in his locker room on his phone talking to someone in Urdu.
Santiago Del Rosario is in the gym doing repeated box jumps.
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:19 am
Acceleration Results (8/26/2011):
- Ramon Rocque defeated Tiger Boy at 2:21 via pinfall after just pure annihilation. - Josh Polson & Eric Lindgren defeated The Perfect Name Society at 7:33 via pinfall by Josh on Hal after hitting Last Rights. Promo: The Black United Front cut another promo about racism & discrimination. - Kevin Evans defeated Thorn at 16:37 via pinfall after The Classic Kick. - Dustin Shore defeated Santiago Del Rosario at 12:11 via submission to the Texas Cloverleaf. Promo: Kevin Irvine promises to take the Acceleration Championship to Revolution. - Azazel defeated Kevin Irvine at 19:56 via pinfall after a chokeslam. The Black United Fron celebrated their victory, but the lights went out for the 2nd week in a row. Last week, the bell tolled 10 times. This week, the bell tolled 20 times, then a message of "R.I.P B.U.F" appeared on the titantron as Acceleration went off the air.
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:36 am
Azazel is sitting backstage after winning his match on Acceleration. He is a little worried about Hardcore Demon's mind games.
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:58 am
RED wrote:
Azazel is sitting backstage after winning his match on Acceleration. He is a little worried about Hardcore Demon's mind games.
{Mark "Razor" Jones is seen standing beside him, leaning back on the wall with a straight expression on his face as he looks ahead at the crew members walking by}
Mark "Razor" Jones
A message from the icon of this company doesn't sit well with me cause it pisses me off, when he uses words to try and get inside our heads, which if I say so myself means absolutely nothing to us as they are just threats not action. Demon thinks that by the time it comes around to our match at Brought to Destiny, I'll just be easy for picking, but he has no idea what we've got in store for him at this special cause once he gets his head around it... well let's say, he'll never be the same
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:03 pm
Sam I Am wrote:
RED wrote:
Azazel is sitting backstage after winning his match on Acceleration. He is a little worried about Hardcore Demon's mind games.
{Mark "Razor" Jones is seen standing beside him, leaning back on the wall with a straight expression on his face as he looks ahead at the crew members walking by}
Mark "Razor" Jones
A message from the icon of this company doesn't sit well with me cause it pisses me off, when he uses words to try and get inside our heads, which if I say so myself means absolutely nothing to us as they are just threats not action. Demon thinks that by the time it comes around to our match at Brought to Destiny, I'll just be easy for picking, but he has no idea what we've got in store for him at this special cause once he gets his head around it... well let's say, he'll never be the same
Azazel smirks "Demon used to be my idol...but now...I can only feel sorry for him."
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:43 pm
*New, unfamiliar music plays, and the crowd wonders who it is until the 'tron says 'Dustin Shore', and as if on cue, the audience boos. Dustin comes out onto the stage dressed in his street clothes, holding a microphone in his hand. He holds his arms out at his sides and hangs his head, as if crucified. He then looks up and walks down to the ring, walking up the stairs and into the ring, looking around at the crowd. He has a condescending look on his face as he looks around at them, a look of superiority. He stops, as does his music, and he gets ready to speak.*
Dustin: I don't believe you and I, you being just about anyone listening, have ever sat down for a real heart to heart. Tell me, have any of you had a dream, a goal? Something you have always wanted to do, but it has always loomed beyond your reach. Of course you have. That is one of the few ways we are similar. But I am not one to let such a thing go unresolved.
You've got to be asking yourself, what unresolved issue could I be talking about? I've wrestled main-events my entire career, I've been a World Champion. What could I have left to prove here in CWW? This has nothing to do with accolades, or Championships. It has to do with a single number. And that number is zero. That number represents the number of times I have defeated Hardcore Demon.
*Dustin put his hand to his face, as is wiping it as the crowd cheers.*
Dustin: That single fact has haunted my thoughts, every time I step into the ring. I have had plans to wait, bide my time, and strike at the opportune moment. But now I find myself put under tremendous pressure, by none other than Demon himself. He has vowed to retire after December 17th of this year, after Bound 2 Death 3. My time, my opportunity, is going to run dry. Unlike all of you, I refuse to let it go, to say it is impossible. I am, quite frankly, the only man who can defeat Demon. Our dozens of matches, all ending in defeat, have only made me stronger. No one has my experience against Demon. No one else has the right to retire Hardcore Demon.
That is why I am going to go to our next pay-per-view, Brought to Destiny. I am going to eliminate 29 other men. And the main event at Bound 2 Death will be mine. And I declare now, on that biggest stage, on his last night, I will challenge Hardcore Demon, one on one. Whether he is still champion or not, it doesn't matter to me. This final match, my last chance. No one is going to get in my way. And I will finally wipe this record from my record books, and I will pass into the annuls of legend, while Demon...passes into a retirement home. And I will prove, once and for all, that I have become the greater man. That I have transcended to another level. And I will finally prove, that I can beat Hardcore Demon...
*Dustin rolls out of the ring, taking the mic with him as his music plays as the crowd has a mixed reaction.*
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:19 am
Welcome to the Masquerade: CWW The Music Vol. 5 track listing 1. Welcome to the Masquerade by Thousand Foot Krutch (Jake Lyndon) 2. Medal (Remix) by Jim Johnston (Angel Rodriguez) 4. Love-Hate-Sex-Pain by Godsmack (War Theme) 5. Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold (Casey anomaly) 6. Breath Into Me by Red (Revolution Theme) 7. Sad but True by Metallica (Brought To Destiny Theme) 8. Bridge Burning by Foo Fighters (Dustin Shore) 9. Slay Me by Dale Oliver (Hardcore Demon) 10. Ready for War [instrumental] by 50 Cent (Mark "Razor" Jones) 11. The offering by Shaman's Harvest (Yusuf Ali)
not available on iTunes or wherever CDs are sold
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:43 am
So what's the situation with CDW? Who's running it this year?
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:14 am
*Josh Polson sits in his locker room happy with his tag team win on Acceleration*
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:22 am
ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:
*Josh Polson sits in his locker room happy with his tag team win on Acceleration*
Eric Lindgren bursts in, with a smile on his face also.
Eric: Wow, man, you were awesome. We gave TPNS a wrestling lesson out there. And once you beat Omega at Brought to Destiny and I beat Michaeux Jackson, we should go for the Tag titles.
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:26 am
Jerishows wrote:
ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:
*Josh Polson sits in his locker room happy with his tag team win on Acceleration*
Eric Lindgren bursts in, with a smile on his face also.
Eric: Wow, man, you were awesome. We gave TPNS a wrestling lesson out there. And once you beat Omega at Brought to Destiny and I beat Michaeux Jackson, we should go for the Tag titles.
*Josh looks up and smiles* Josh: Yeah but if either one of us take the buttered confection (that's a victory in aussie slang) in the Brought to Destiny match i imagine you would probably focus on your/my road to Bound 2 Death y'know?
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:57 am
ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:
Jerishows wrote:
ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:
*Josh Polson sits in his locker room happy with his tag team win on Acceleration*
Eric Lindgren bursts in, with a smile on his face also.
Eric: Wow, man, you were awesome. We gave TPNS a wrestling lesson out there. And once you beat Omega at Brought to Destiny and I beat Michaeux Jackson, we should go for the Tag titles.
*Josh looks up and smiles* Josh: Yeah but if either one of us take the buttered confection (that's a victory in aussie slang) in the Brought to Destiny match i imagine you would probably focus on your/my road to Bound 2 Death y'know?
Eric: Yeah, I suppose you're right? But how about, at Brought to Destiny, if we're in the ring at the same time, we help each other out a little? Watch each other's back, you know?
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:46 am
[*Hardcore Demon sits in the hallway, not looking at anyone or communicating with anyone, nor is he in the mood for it. He has the CWW Championship over his shoulder*
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:19 am
Jerishows wrote:
ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:
Jerishows wrote:
ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:
*Josh Polson sits in his locker room happy with his tag team win on Acceleration*
Eric Lindgren bursts in, with a smile on his face also.
Eric: Wow, man, you were awesome. We gave TPNS a wrestling lesson out there. And once you beat Omega at Brought to Destiny and I beat Michaeux Jackson, we should go for the Tag titles.
*Josh looks up and smiles* Josh: Yeah but if either one of us take the buttered confection (that's a victory in aussie slang) in the Brought to Destiny match i imagine you would probably focus on your/my road to Bound 2 Death y'know?
Eric: Yeah, I suppose you're right? But how about, at Brought to Destiny, if we're in the ring at the same time, we help each other out a little? Watch each other's back, you know?
Josh: Alright if we see each other in the ring, sure i'll provide a bit of support
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:33 am
ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:
Jerishows wrote:
ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:
Jerishows wrote:
ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:
*Josh Polson sits in his locker room happy with his tag team win on Acceleration*
Eric Lindgren bursts in, with a smile on his face also.
Eric: Wow, man, you were awesome. We gave TPNS a wrestling lesson out there. And once you beat Omega at Brought to Destiny and I beat Michaeux Jackson, we should go for the Tag titles.
*Josh looks up and smiles* Josh: Yeah but if either one of us take the buttered confection (that's a victory in aussie slang) in the Brought to Destiny match i imagine you would probably focus on your/my road to Bound 2 Death y'know?
Eric: Yeah, I suppose you're right? But how about, at Brought to Destiny, if we're in the ring at the same time, we help each other out a little? Watch each other's back, you know?
Josh: Alright if we see each other in the ring, sure i'll provide a bit of support
Eric: I hope we do see each other. Good luck, Josh.
Eric leaves, with a smile.
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:38 am
[Jake Lyndon is seen walking through the Revolution Arena with the Revolution Heavyweight Championship]
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:43 am
The scene opens in a graveyard, with no social activity. In fact, there is no noise at all; nothing but an eerie silence, and the sound of the cool air blowing the sand across the cemetery. Harry Jones is seen gazing off into the distance, trying to cover up the seemingly impossible task that he has been set. When did it all come full circle? When did he lose his prestigious and distinguished title as the greatest wrestling prodigy in the world? When did his fans start losing faith in him?
Harry Jones: “There is only one person who can help me now…”
Jones walks twenty-five metres across the premise of the cemetery, before stopping at a gravestone oddly shaped like a set of male genitals. The camera pans in on the gravestone and it reads;
“Surge The living Ghost of Human Kindness
-0 --- 2011”
Harry Jones: “I need your help…Surge!”
TBC by Marik
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:48 am
Mitch wrote:
[*Hardcore Demon sits in the hallway, not looking at anyone or communicating with anyone, nor is he in the mood for it. He has the CWW Championship over his shoulder*
He receives a text on his Hot Pink Motorolla (yesterday at 11:11 PM).
"I challenge you to a match on Revolution, Danny D banned from ringside. It will help take my mind of the uphill battle I am currently engaged in. See you in the ring."
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:14 am
Hazza wrote:
The scene opens in a graveyard, with no social activity. In fact, there is no noise at all; nothing but an eerie silence, and the sound of the cool air blowing the sand across the cemetery. Harry Jones is seen gazing off into the distance, trying to cover up the seemingly impossible task that he has been set. When did it all come full circle? When did he lose his prestigious and distinguished title as the greatest wrestling prodigy in the world? When did his fans start losing faith in him?
Harry Jones: “There is only one person who can help me now…”
Jones walks twenty-five metres across the premise of the cemetery, before stopping at a gravestone oddly shaped like a set of male genitals. The camera pans in on the gravestone and it reads;
“Surge The living Ghost of Human Kindness
-0 --- 2011”
Harry Jones: “I need your help…Surge!”
TBC by Marik
Suddenly, a white glow comes from the ground as the word "Riptide" is spelled out on the soil over Surge's grave. Surge then crawls out from the dirt, glowing like a ghost...prolly because he is one, but also green and smelly since he's also a zombie. And hairy, because he somehow became a werewolf too. Him and Harry just look at each-other. Suddenly...A BUNCH OF OTHER ZOMBIE GHOST THINGS STUMBLE AROUND HARRY~!! "Eat him", "drink his brains", "play some chess" and so on can be heard among the crowd.
"Guys, just go back to your graves, or dance, or something. I don't know..."
All the zombie ghost werewolf people seem disappointed as they put their heads down and begin to dance "Thriller" in the background while Surge and Harry talk.
"Yo, what up, Harrison Fag?"
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:33 am
CL Punk wrote:
Hazza wrote:
The scene opens in a graveyard, with no social activity. In fact, there is no noise at all; nothing but an eerie silence, and the sound of the cool air blowing the sand across the cemetery. Harry Jones is seen gazing off into the distance, trying to cover up the seemingly impossible task that he has been set. When did it all come full circle? When did he lose his prestigious and distinguished title as the greatest wrestling prodigy in the world? When did his fans start losing faith in him?
Harry Jones: “There is only one person who can help me now…”
Jones walks twenty-five metres across the premise of the cemetery, before stopping at a gravestone oddly shaped like a set of male genitals. The camera pans in on the gravestone and it reads;
“Surge The living Ghost of Human Kindness
-0 --- 2011”
Harry Jones: “I need your help…Surge!”
TBC by Marik
Suddenly, a white glow comes from the ground as the word "Riptide" is spelled out on the soil over Surge's grave. Surge then crawls out from the dirt, glowing like a ghost...prolly because he is one, but also green and smelly since he's also a zombie. And hairy, because he somehow became a werewolf too. Him and Harry just look at each-other. Suddenly...A BUNCH OF OTHER ZOMBIE GHOST THINGS STUMBLE AROUND HARRY~!! "Eat him", "drink his brains", "play some chess" and so on can be heard among the crowd.
"Guys, just go back to your graves, or dance, or something. I don't know..."
All the zombie ghost werewolf people seem disappointed as they put their heads down and begin to dance "Thriller" in the background while Surge and Harry talk.
"Yo, what up, Harrison Fag?"
Harry Jones: "In an epic twist of events, some Danny D scrub now owns my contract and my career is - WHAT THE NIGGA?!"
A Manbearpig looking zombie bites Harry's scrotum, drawing an immense amount of blood. Harry punts the zombie in the chest and continues.
Harry Jones: "So recently I served you justice by shooting on the CWW Management and that Hardcore Demon; I basically let the entire world know the story of our struggles. It seems that the CWW Management have taken things into their own hands by giving Danny D my contract...so just like you, I am on the verge of being burried. But all of that is beside the point. I am so close to nailing Hardcore Demon's wife -- How does a guy who gets off to mass murder and genocides end up with a girl like that? Look, Surge...I cannot get with Mrs. Demon because I am...well, I am nervous. What should I do? How do I approach her? SURGE, I NEED YOU!"
The music stops and the zombies awkwardly start shuffling around a tight area, trying not to snigger.
Harry Jones: "I need you to help me, my friend. You are my last hope Surge!"
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:39 am
Hazza wrote:
CL Punk wrote:
Hazza wrote:
The scene opens in a graveyard, with no social activity. In fact, there is no noise at all; nothing but an eerie silence, and the sound of the cool air blowing the sand across the cemetery. Harry Jones is seen gazing off into the distance, trying to cover up the seemingly impossible task that he has been set. When did it all come full circle? When did he lose his prestigious and distinguished title as the greatest wrestling prodigy in the world? When did his fans start losing faith in him?
Harry Jones: “There is only one person who can help me now…”
Jones walks twenty-five metres across the premise of the cemetery, before stopping at a gravestone oddly shaped like a set of male genitals. The camera pans in on the gravestone and it reads;
“Surge The living Ghost of Human Kindness
-0 --- 2011”
Harry Jones: “I need your help…Surge!”
TBC by Marik
Suddenly, a white glow comes from the ground as the word "Riptide" is spelled out on the soil over Surge's grave. Surge then crawls out from the dirt, glowing like a ghost...prolly because he is one, but also green and smelly since he's also a zombie. And hairy, because he somehow became a werewolf too. Him and Harry just look at each-other. Suddenly...A BUNCH OF OTHER ZOMBIE GHOST THINGS STUMBLE AROUND HARRY~!! "Eat him", "drink his brains", "play some chess" and so on can be heard among the crowd.
"Guys, just go back to your graves, or dance, or something. I don't know..."
All the zombie ghost werewolf people seem disappointed as they put their heads down and begin to dance "Thriller" in the background while Surge and Harry talk.
"Yo, what up, Harrison Fag?"
Harry Jones: "In an epic twist of events, some Danny D scrub now owns my contract and my career is - WHAT THE NIGGA?!"
A Manbearpig looking zombie bites Harry's scrotum, drawing an immense amount of blood. Harry punts the zombie in the chest and continues.
Harry Jones: "So recently I served you justice by shooting on the CWW Management and that Hardcore Demon; I basically let the entire world know the story of our struggles. It seems that the CWW Management have taken things into their own hands by giving Danny D my contract...so just like you, I am on the verge of being burried. But all of that is beside the point. I am so close to nailing Hardcore Demon's wife -- How does a guy who gets off to mass murder and genocides end up with a girl like that? Look, Surge...I cannot get with Mrs. Demon because I am...well, I am nervous. What should I do? How do I approach her? SURGE, I NEED YOU!"
The music stops and the zombies awkwardly start shuffling around a tight area, trying not to snigger.
Harry Jones: "I need you to help me, my friend. You are my last hope Surge!"
Surge nods as he starts floating around like a badass motherfucking ghost of awesome.
"Demon's wife, eh? Shouldn't be too hard...", he comments as he flies up and does a twist, "She told me Hardcore Demon - well, Marcus Deathshot is his real name, I think - that he's got some problems...[Surge looks down] 'down there'. So, he needs to release his pent-up frustrations by beating the crap out of people he considers nobodies, like me or you, and seeing us suffer. I'm pretty sure the Supers, Jake Lyndon, Demon, all his brothers and sisters and whoever else expected to kill me when they...[Surge looks at the grave] buried me."
He shrugs as the zombies go back to dancing.
"But that's the magic of Surge. I'm not really just one guy."
He quickly swoops down to on a black cat sitting in a tree and eats it with one gulp.
"Anyways, [he chews] ...wait...what were we talking about?"
Surge swallows the cat, looking at Harry for an indicator.
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:00 am
CL Punk wrote:
Hazza wrote:
CL Punk wrote:
Hazza wrote:
The scene opens in a graveyard, with no social activity. In fact, there is no noise at all; nothing but an eerie silence, and the sound of the cool air blowing the sand across the cemetery. Harry Jones is seen gazing off into the distance, trying to cover up the seemingly impossible task that he has been set. When did it all come full circle? When did he lose his prestigious and distinguished title as the greatest wrestling prodigy in the world? When did his fans start losing faith in him?
Harry Jones: “There is only one person who can help me now…”
Jones walks twenty-five metres across the premise of the cemetery, before stopping at a gravestone oddly shaped like a set of male genitals. The camera pans in on the gravestone and it reads;
“Surge The living Ghost of Human Kindness
-0 --- 2011”
Harry Jones: “I need your help…Surge!”
TBC by Marik
Suddenly, a white glow comes from the ground as the word "Riptide" is spelled out on the soil over Surge's grave. Surge then crawls out from the dirt, glowing like a ghost...prolly because he is one, but also green and smelly since he's also a zombie. And hairy, because he somehow became a werewolf too. Him and Harry just look at each-other. Suddenly...A BUNCH OF OTHER ZOMBIE GHOST THINGS STUMBLE AROUND HARRY~!! "Eat him", "drink his brains", "play some chess" and so on can be heard among the crowd.
"Guys, just go back to your graves, or dance, or something. I don't know..."
All the zombie ghost werewolf people seem disappointed as they put their heads down and begin to dance "Thriller" in the background while Surge and Harry talk.
"Yo, what up, Harrison Fag?"
Harry Jones: "In an epic twist of events, some Danny D scrub now owns my contract and my career is - WHAT THE NIGGA?!"
A Manbearpig looking zombie bites Harry's scrotum, drawing an immense amount of blood. Harry punts the zombie in the chest and continues.
Harry Jones: "So recently I served you justice by shooting on the CWW Management and that Hardcore Demon; I basically let the entire world know the story of our struggles. It seems that the CWW Management have taken things into their own hands by giving Danny D my contract...so just like you, I am on the verge of being burried. But all of that is beside the point. I am so close to nailing Hardcore Demon's wife -- How does a guy who gets off to mass murder and genocides end up with a girl like that? Look, Surge...I cannot get with Mrs. Demon because I am...well, I am nervous. What should I do? How do I approach her? SURGE, I NEED YOU!"
The music stops and the zombies awkwardly start shuffling around a tight area, trying not to snigger.
Harry Jones: "I need you to help me, my friend. You are my last hope Surge!"
Surge nods as he starts floating around like a badass motherfucking ghost of awesome.
"Demon's wife, eh? Shouldn't be too hard...", he comments as he flies up and does a twist, "She told me Hardcore Demon - well, Marcus Deathshot is his real name, I think - that he's got some problems...[Surge looks down] 'down there'. So, he needs to release his pent-up frustrations by beating the crap out of people he considers nobodies, like me or you, and seeing us suffer. I'm pretty sure the Supers, Jake Lyndon, Demon, all his brothers and sisters and whoever else expected to kill me when they...[Surge looks at the grave] buried me."
He shrugs as the zombies go back to dancing.
"But that's the magic of Surge. I'm not really just one guy."
He quickly swoops down to on a black cat sitting in a tree and eats it with one gulp.
"Anyways, [he chews] ...wait...what were we talking about?"
Surge swallows the cat, looking at Harry for an indicator.
Harry looks disgusted with Surge, but he continues anyway.
Harry Jones: "Something about Marcus Deathshot's genital issues and me being burried by CWW Management. Look, Surge - FUCK A DUCK!"
The manbearpig look-a-like zombie begins to frivolously lick Harry's right kneecap.
Harry Jones: "Actually, that feels good. Kind of like an Asian chick...weird, but good. Now as I was saying, the entire CWW locker room is out to get me; with the exception of Dan Maskell. The younger talent commend my efforts to make a fair system in CWW, but the bottom line is that Shane and Marcus are too busy sucking their own dicks to do anything about my pleas. I need a buddy to help me get through this. I need somebody to help me beat Danny D. I need you, Ghost of Surge!"
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:49 am
{Yusuf Ali is in his locker room again taking a mysterious phone call.}
{Santiago Del Rosario is in a deep meditation.}
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Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:15 am
Hazza wrote:
CL Punk wrote:
Hazza wrote:
CL Punk wrote:
Hazza wrote:
The scene opens in a graveyard, with no social activity. In fact, there is no noise at all; nothing but an eerie silence, and the sound of the cool air blowing the sand across the cemetery. Harry Jones is seen gazing off into the distance, trying to cover up the seemingly impossible task that he has been set. When did it all come full circle? When did he lose his prestigious and distinguished title as the greatest wrestling prodigy in the world? When did his fans start losing faith in him?
Harry Jones: “There is only one person who can help me now…”
Jones walks twenty-five metres across the premise of the cemetery, before stopping at a gravestone oddly shaped like a set of male genitals. The camera pans in on the gravestone and it reads;
“Surge The living Ghost of Human Kindness
-0 --- 2011”
Harry Jones: “I need your help…Surge!”
TBC by Marik
Suddenly, a white glow comes from the ground as the word "Riptide" is spelled out on the soil over Surge's grave. Surge then crawls out from the dirt, glowing like a ghost...prolly because he is one, but also green and smelly since he's also a zombie. And hairy, because he somehow became a werewolf too. Him and Harry just look at each-other. Suddenly...A BUNCH OF OTHER ZOMBIE GHOST THINGS STUMBLE AROUND HARRY~!! "Eat him", "drink his brains", "play some chess" and so on can be heard among the crowd.
"Guys, just go back to your graves, or dance, or something. I don't know..."
All the zombie ghost werewolf people seem disappointed as they put their heads down and begin to dance "Thriller" in the background while Surge and Harry talk.
"Yo, what up, Harrison Fag?"
Harry Jones: "In an epic twist of events, some Danny D scrub now owns my contract and my career is - WHAT THE NIGGA?!"
A Manbearpig looking zombie bites Harry's scrotum, drawing an immense amount of blood. Harry punts the zombie in the chest and continues.
Harry Jones: "So recently I served you justice by shooting on the CWW Management and that Hardcore Demon; I basically let the entire world know the story of our struggles. It seems that the CWW Management have taken things into their own hands by giving Danny D my contract...so just like you, I am on the verge of being burried. But all of that is beside the point. I am so close to nailing Hardcore Demon's wife -- How does a guy who gets off to mass murder and genocides end up with a girl like that? Look, Surge...I cannot get with Mrs. Demon because I am...well, I am nervous. What should I do? How do I approach her? SURGE, I NEED YOU!"
The music stops and the zombies awkwardly start shuffling around a tight area, trying not to snigger.
Harry Jones: "I need you to help me, my friend. You are my last hope Surge!"
Surge nods as he starts floating around like a badass motherfucking ghost of awesome.
"Demon's wife, eh? Shouldn't be too hard...", he comments as he flies up and does a twist, "She told me Hardcore Demon - well, Marcus Deathshot is his real name, I think - that he's got some problems...[Surge looks down] 'down there'. So, he needs to release his pent-up frustrations by beating the crap out of people he considers nobodies, like me or you, and seeing us suffer. I'm pretty sure the Supers, Jake Lyndon, Demon, all his brothers and sisters and whoever else expected to kill me when they...[Surge looks at the grave] buried me."
He shrugs as the zombies go back to dancing.
"But that's the magic of Surge. I'm not really just one guy."
He quickly swoops down to on a black cat sitting in a tree and eats it with one gulp.
"Anyways, [he chews] ...wait...what were we talking about?"
Surge swallows the cat, looking at Harry for an indicator.
Harry looks disgusted with Surge, but he continues anyway.
Harry Jones: "Something about Marcus Deathshot's genital issues and me being burried by CWW Management. Look, Surge - FUCK A DUCK!"
The manbearpig look-a-like zombie begins to frivolously lick Harry's right kneecap.
Harry Jones: "Actually, that feels good. Kind of like an Asian chick...weird, but good. Now as I was saying, the entire CWW locker room is out to get me; with the exception of Dan Maskell. The younger talent commend my efforts to make a fair system in CWW, but the bottom line is that Shane and Marcus are too busy sucking their own dicks to do anything about my pleas. I need a buddy to help me get through this. I need somebody to help me beat Danny D. I need you, Ghost of Surge!"
Surge puts his hands up.
"Woah, Harry, I'm not coming back to CWW. I don't want 'em to try to kill me again. The burials, oh, God...just awful. I wouldn't trust, Dan, though. Personally, I think he just got lucky, being in the right place at the right time, just too much. I kinda hope CWW dies right now - I've got the shovel ready and everything."