CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling)

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Casey Anomaly
*he is watching the promo between Surge and Harry and is laughing slightly*

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CL Punk wrote:

Hazza wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Hazza wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Hazza wrote:: The scene opens in a graveyard, with no social activity. In fact, there is no noise at all; nothing but an eerie silence, and the sound of the cool air blowing the sand across the cemetery. Harry Jones is seen gazing off into the distance, trying to cover up the seemingly impossible task that he has been set. When did it all come full circle? When did he lose his prestigious and distinguished title as the greatest wrestling prodigy in the world? When did his fans start losing faith in him?

Harry Jones: “There is only one person who can help me now…”

Jones walks twenty-five metres across the premise of the cemetery, before stopping at a gravestone oddly shaped like a set of male genitals. The camera pans in on the gravestone and it reads;

“Surge
The living Ghost of Human Kindness

-0 --- 2011”

Harry Jones: “I need your help…Surge!”

TBC by Marik

Suddenly, a white glow comes from the ground as the word "Riptide" is spelled out on the soil over Surge's grave. Surge then crawls out from the dirt, glowing like a ghost...prolly because he is one, but also green and smelly since he's also a zombie. And hairy, because he somehow became a werewolf too. Him and Harry just look at each-other. Suddenly...A BUNCH OF OTHER ZOMBIE GHOST THINGS STUMBLE AROUND HARRY~!! "Eat him", "drink his brains", "play some chess" and so on can be heard among the crowd.

"Guys, just go back to your graves, or dance, or something. I don't know..."

All the zombie ghost werewolf people seem disappointed as they put their heads down and begin to dance "Thriller" in the background while Surge and Harry talk.

"Yo, what up, Harrison Fag?"

Harry Jones: "In an epic twist of events, some Danny D scrub now owns my contract and my career is - WHAT THE NIGGA?!"

A Manbearpig looking zombie bites Harry's scrotum, drawing an immense amount of blood. Harry punts the zombie in the chest and continues.

Harry Jones: "So recently I served you justice by shooting on the CWW Management and that Hardcore Demon; I basically let the entire world know the story of our struggles. It seems that the CWW Management have taken things into their own hands by giving Danny D my contract...so just like you, I am on the verge of being burried. But all of that is beside the point. I am so close to nailing Hardcore Demon's wife -- How does a guy who gets off to mass murder and genocides end up with a girl like that? Look, Surge...I cannot get with Mrs. Demon because I am...well, I am nervous. What should I do? How do I approach her? SURGE, I NEED YOU!"

The music stops and the zombies awkwardly start shuffling around a tight area, trying not to snigger.

Harry Jones: "I need you to help me, my friend. You are my last hope Surge!"

Surge nods as he starts floating around like a badass motherfucking ghost of awesome.

"Demon's wife, eh? Shouldn't be too hard...", he comments as he flies up and does a twist, "She told me Hardcore Demon - well, Marcus Deathshot is his real name, I think - that he's got some problems...[Surge looks down] 'down there'. So, he needs to release his pent-up frustrations by beating the crap out of people he considers nobodies, like me or you, and seeing us suffer. I'm pretty sure the Supers, Jake Lyndon, Demon, all his brothers and sisters and whoever else expected to kill me when they...[Surge looks at the grave] buried me."

He shrugs as the zombies go back to dancing.

"But that's the magic of Surge. I'm not really just one guy."

He quickly swoops down to on a black cat sitting in a tree and eats it with one gulp.

"Anyways, [he chews] ...wait...what were we talking about?"

Surge swallows the cat, looking at Harry for an indicator.

Harry looks disgusted with Surge, but he continues anyway.

Harry Jones: "Something about Marcus Deathshot's genital issues and me being burried by CWW Management. Look, Surge - FUCK A DUCK!"

The manbearpig look-a-like zombie begins to frivolously lick Harry's right kneecap.

Harry Jones: "Actually, that feels good. Kind of like an Asian chick...weird, but good. Now as I was saying, the entire CWW locker room is out to get me; with the exception of Dan Maskell. The younger talent commend my efforts to make a fair system in CWW, but the bottom line is that Shane and Marcus are too busy sucking their own dicks to do anything about my pleas. I need a buddy to help me get through this. I need somebody to help me beat Danny D. I need you, Ghost of Surge!"

Surge puts his hands up.

"Woah, Harry, I'm not coming back to CWW. I don't want 'em to try to kill me again. The burials, oh, God...just awful. I wouldn't trust, Dan, though. Personally, I think he just got lucky, being in the right place at the right time, just too much. I kinda hope CWW dies right now - I've got the shovel ready and everything."

Surge scratches his head.

"Oh, yeah, Danny...um...just kill him."

He shrugs.

Harry Jones: "CWW isn't bad anymore. In fact, I was starting to like it here until my contract was put in the hands of this nonsensical douche bag. So, this is the last I will see of Ghost Surge?"

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Hazza wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Hazza wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Hazza wrote:

CL Punk wrote:

Hazza wrote:: The scene opens in a graveyard, with no social activity. In fact, there is no noise at all; nothing but an eerie silence, and the sound of the cool air blowing the sand across the cemetery. Harry Jones is seen gazing off into the distance, trying to cover up the seemingly impossible task that he has been set. When did it all come full circle? When did he lose his prestigious and distinguished title as the greatest wrestling prodigy in the world? When did his fans start losing faith in him?

Harry Jones: “There is only one person who can help me now…”

Jones walks twenty-five metres across the premise of the cemetery, before stopping at a gravestone oddly shaped like a set of male genitals. The camera pans in on the gravestone and it reads;

“Surge
The living Ghost of Human Kindness

-0 --- 2011”

Harry Jones: “I need your help…Surge!”

TBC by Marik

Suddenly, a white glow comes from the ground as the word "Riptide" is spelled out on the soil over Surge's grave. Surge then crawls out from the dirt, glowing like a ghost...prolly because he is one, but also green and smelly since he's also a zombie. And hairy, because he somehow became a werewolf too. Him and Harry just look at each-other. Suddenly...A BUNCH OF OTHER ZOMBIE GHOST THINGS STUMBLE AROUND HARRY~!! "Eat him", "drink his brains", "play some chess" and so on can be heard among the crowd.

"Guys, just go back to your graves, or dance, or something. I don't know..."

All the zombie ghost werewolf people seem disappointed as they put their heads down and begin to dance "Thriller" in the background while Surge and Harry talk.

"Yo, what up, Harrison Fag?"

Harry Jones: "In an epic twist of events, some Danny D scrub now owns my contract and my career is - WHAT THE NIGGA?!"

A Manbearpig looking zombie bites Harry's scrotum, drawing an immense amount of blood. Harry punts the zombie in the chest and continues.

Harry Jones: "So recently I served you justice by shooting on the CWW Management and that Hardcore Demon; I basically let the entire world know the story of our struggles. It seems that the CWW Management have taken things into their own hands by giving Danny D my contract...so just like you, I am on the verge of being burried. But all of that is beside the point. I am so close to nailing Hardcore Demon's wife -- How does a guy who gets off to mass murder and genocides end up with a girl like that? Look, Surge...I cannot get with Mrs. Demon because I am...well, I am nervous. What should I do? How do I approach her? SURGE, I NEED YOU!"

The music stops and the zombies awkwardly start shuffling around a tight area, trying not to snigger.

Harry Jones: "I need you to help me, my friend. You are my last hope Surge!"

Surge nods as he starts floating around like a badass motherfucking ghost of awesome.

"Demon's wife, eh? Shouldn't be too hard...", he comments as he flies up and does a twist, "She told me Hardcore Demon - well, Marcus Deathshot is his real name, I think - that he's got some problems...[Surge looks down] 'down there'. So, he needs to release his pent-up frustrations by beating the crap out of people he considers nobodies, like me or you, and seeing us suffer. I'm pretty sure the Supers, Jake Lyndon, Demon, all his brothers and sisters and whoever else expected to kill me when they...[Surge looks at the grave] buried me."

He shrugs as the zombies go back to dancing.

"But that's the magic of Surge. I'm not really just one guy."

He quickly swoops down to on a black cat sitting in a tree and eats it with one gulp.

"Anyways, [he chews] ...wait...what were we talking about?"

Surge swallows the cat, looking at Harry for an indicator.

Harry looks disgusted with Surge, but he continues anyway.

Harry Jones: "Something about Marcus Deathshot's genital issues and me being burried by CWW Management. Look, Surge - FUCK A DUCK!"

The manbearpig look-a-like zombie begins to frivolously lick Harry's right kneecap.

Harry Jones: "Actually, that feels good. Kind of like an Asian chick...weird, but good. Now as I was saying, the entire CWW locker room is out to get me; with the exception of Dan Maskell. The younger talent commend my efforts to make a fair system in CWW, but the bottom line is that Shane and Marcus are too busy sucking their own dicks to do anything about my pleas. I need a buddy to help me get through this. I need somebody to help me beat Danny D. I need you, Ghost of Surge!"

Surge puts his hands up.

"Woah, Harry, I'm not coming back to CWW. I don't want 'em to try to kill me again. The burials, oh, God...just awful. I wouldn't trust, Dan, though. Personally, I think he just got lucky, being in the right place at the right time, just too much. I kinda hope CWW dies right now - I've got the shovel ready and everything."

Surge scratches his head.

"Oh, yeah, Danny...um...just kill him."

He shrugs.

Harry Jones: "CWW isn't bad anymore. In fact, I was starting to like it here until my contract was put in the hands of this nonsensical douche bag. So, this is the last I will see of Ghost Surge?"

Surge shrugs.

"I'll be around. Oh, and tell your mom I said 'hi' and sorry that she couldn't walk for a while after the thing."

Surge floats back down to the ground before crawling into his grave, in unison with the rest of the zombie-ghost-werewolf people.

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Harry Jones: "Not cool Ghost of Surge. She died a few years ago..."

Surge's Voice: "That is the point, queer!"

The camera pans out.

Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:03 am

*Josh having watched Harry's latest promo is drinking his Coca-Cola unarawre he's completely missing his mouth*

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ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:: *Josh having watched Harry's latest promo is drinking his Coca-Cola unarawre he's completely missing his mouth*

And unaware how bad his spelling is.

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Omega arrives to the arena and walks around.

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Off: You 2 sicken me

Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:35 pm

Mitch wrote:: Off: You 2 sicken me

OFF: I agree with mitch here guys that was just to wierd for words

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War Results (8/29/2011):
Live in West Palm Beach, FL

M1. Omega defeated Aerial X at 8:32 via pinfall after hitting the 100% Bomb.

P1. Criss Menace was being interviewed about what happened last week on War, where Diego & Zeke cost him his undefeated streak against Dustin Shore. Criss guaranteed that tonight, he was going to get his payback.

P2. Eric Lindgren was seen walking backstage, when The Perfect Name Society attacked him 2 on 1. After the attack, Micheaux Jackson walked into the shot & told Eric that things will be a whole lot worse for him at Brought to Destiny.

M2. Brett Carter defeated Santiago Del Rosario at 10:23 via pinfall after hitting The Trigger. Santiago's Cage Championship was not on the line for this match, but with the victory, Brett earned a title shot next week on War.

P3. A vignette began playing & it was hyping the return of Brock for the near future.

P4. The Perfect Name Society barged into Matt Dean's office & demanded that he grant them a shot at the CWW Tag Team Championships tonight. Matt responded by saying that not only are the champs not at the arena, but that TPNS haven't earned a title shot. Matt though did offer them a chance to earn their shot by facing a random tag team of his choice up next.

M3. The Perfect Name Society defeated Jordan Chase & Calvin Hobbs at 9:55 via pinfall by Jermaine on Jordan after TPNS hit their tag team finisher. After the match, TPNS guaranteed that they will become the next CWW Tag Team Champions.

P5. Jim Ross & Todd Grisham hyped the Brought to Destiny Pay Per View in 19 days time, but before they could finish, Omega walked out & started gloating about beating Aerial X & how he thinks he is going to not only destroy Josh Polson at Brought to Destiny, but that he was going to win the 30 Man Brought to Destiny Match on the same night. Josh Polson came out to interrupt & the 2 rivals began trading verbal barbs. Omega tried to attack Josh from behind, but Josh sensed it & sent Omega out of the ring over the top rope. Josh stood tall & waiting for his opponent for tonight to come out, as Omega was steaming.

M4. Josh Polson defeated Mosaic at 14:44 via pinfall after hitting Last Rights. After the match, Omega attacked Josh from behind with a steel chair. Omega left Josh laying with a 100% Bomb on the steel chair as the fans booed.

P6. Josh Matthews was seen standing outside Hardcore Demon's locker room, hoping to get an interview. Demon came out & Josh tried to ask him about his match tonight, where he teams with his brother Criss Menace & Michael Chains against Dustin Shore, Diego Garza & Zeke Zahn. Demon just did not respond & continued walking.

P7. Lionel Deathshot was seen walking out of The Black United Front's locker room as the fans in the background booed him, although no one actually knows what transpired between him & The BUF.

M5. Hardcore Demon, Criss Menace & Michael Chains defeated Dustin Shore, Diego Garza & Zeke Zahn at 19:56 via pinfall by Michael on Dustin after hitting The Carbon Footprint. After the match, The Black United Front stormed out & started attacking every single thing that moved, from the combatants to even the referee. The group mainly focused their attack on Demon, who tried fighting back as much as he could. He somehow managed to keep the numbers at bay for a bit, but only for him to suffer a violent & menacing chair shot to the skull from Lionel Deathshot. The BUF seized their opportunity to leave their mark & they left Demon in a very bad predicament after Azazel drilled Demon with a mammoth chokeslam which put Demon straight through the ring. The fans booed The BUF as they stood tall & War went off the air.

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Omega is walking around backstage, smirking about his win against Aerial X, and attacking Josh Polson.

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(Jayden is sitting in the BUF locker room smirking about WAR.)

OOC:

Mitch, great show.

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JHF wrote:: Omega is walking around backstage, smirking about his win against Aerial X, and attacking Josh Polson.

(Jayden 'Thunder' Robertson walks past)

"Go injected yourself, with more rage and maybe roids, wait you already do.."

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John TPA wrote:

JHF wrote:: Omega is walking around backstage, smirking about his win against Aerial X, and attacking Josh Polson.

(Jayden 'Thunder' Robertson walks past)

"Go injected yourself, with more rage and maybe roids, wait you already do.."

Omega: That made no sense whatsoever. Good try at an insult kid.

Subject: Re: CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling) Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:03 am

*Josh Polson sits on a crate watching the end of WAR when he sees Azazel do a number on Hardcore Demon*

Josh: *whistles* BUF just signed their death warrents right there let me tell ya

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JHF wrote:

John TPA wrote:

JHF wrote:: Omega is walking around backstage, smirking about his win against Aerial X, and attacking Josh Polson.

(Jayden 'Thunder' Robertson walks past)

"Go injected yourself, with more rage and maybe roids, wait you already do.."

Omega: That made no sense whatsoever. Good try at an insult kid.

(Jayden fully starts laughing)

"WOAH! KID! ARE YOU GAY! I am no kid! YOU ARE THE KID! You bitch and cry and and stomp your feet when ever you lose or "get screwed OVER!" Far out, you are spineless, I heard you got a title match by beating three jobbers, wow. They must of being begging for title fighters and had to choose you since you would be a filler in the matches! Fuck that is funny shit!!

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John TPA wrote:

JHF wrote:

John TPA wrote:

JHF wrote:: Omega is walking around backstage, smirking about his win against Aerial X, and attacking Josh Polson.

(Jayden 'Thunder' Robertson walks past)

"Go injected yourself, with more rage and maybe roids, wait you already do.."

Omega: That made no sense whatsoever. Good try at an insult kid.

(Jayden fully starts laughing)

"WOAH! KID! ARE YOU GAY! I am no kid! YOU ARE THE KID! You bitch and cry and and stomp your feet when ever you lose or "get screwed OVER!" Far out, you are spineless, I heard you got a title match by beating three jobbers, wow. They must of being begging for title fighters and had to choose you since you would be a filler in the matches! Fuck that is funny shit!!

Omega: Slow down, kid, you aren't making much sense... From what you explained, what it SOUNDS like is some random guy that isn't "Mr. 100%" Omega.

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JHF wrote:

John TPA wrote:

JHF wrote:

John TPA wrote:

JHF wrote:: Omega is walking around backstage, smirking about his win against Aerial X, and attacking Josh Polson.

(Jayden 'Thunder' Robertson walks past)

"Go injected yourself, with more rage and maybe roids, wait you already do.."

Omega: That made no sense whatsoever. Good try at an insult kid.

(Jayden fully starts laughing)

"WOAH! KID! ARE YOU GAY! I am no kid! YOU ARE THE KID! You bitch and cry and and stomp your feet when ever you lose or "get screwed OVER!" Far out, you are spineless, I heard you got a title match by beating three jobbers, wow. They must of being begging for title fighters and had to choose you since you would be a filler in the matches! Fuck that is funny shit!!

Omega: Slow down, kid, you aren't making much sense... From what you explained, what it SOUNDS like is some random guy that isn't "Mr. 100%" Omega.

(Jayden chuckles)

"No dude, it is you. You are guy who fucked up in life and you had SUCK Shane DICKFACE off, to get a title match in the first place, and where did that get you? No where. You fell from grace and now you are fighting under cards, for the crowds amusement. Are you going to lie about that this too? Since it is the truth about you."

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John TPA wrote:

JHF wrote:

John TPA wrote:

JHF wrote:

John TPA wrote:

JHF wrote:: Omega is walking around backstage, smirking about his win against Aerial X, and attacking Josh Polson.

(Jayden 'Thunder' Robertson walks past)

"Go injected yourself, with more rage and maybe roids, wait you already do.."

Omega: That made no sense whatsoever. Good try at an insult kid.

(Jayden fully starts laughing)

"WOAH! KID! ARE YOU GAY! I am no kid! YOU ARE THE KID! You bitch and cry and and stomp your feet when ever you lose or "get screwed OVER!" Far out, you are spineless, I heard you got a title match by beating three jobbers, wow. They must of being begging for title fighters and had to choose you since you would be a filler in the matches! Fuck that is funny shit!!

Omega: Slow down, kid, you aren't making much sense... From what you explained, what it SOUNDS like is some random guy that isn't "Mr. 100%" Omega.

(Jayden chuckles)

"No dude, it is you. You are guy who fucked up in life and you had SUCK Shane DICKFACE off, to get a title match in the first place, and where did that get you? No where. You fell from grace and now you are fighting under cards, for the crowds amusement. Are you going to lie about that this too? Since it is the truth about you."

Omega laughs.

Omega: There is one thing right about that entire argument. I am facing under carders for the amusement of nobodies. I did fall from grace. But I did not suck Shane off, I got to the top because of talent. I did not fuck up in life, and it didn't get me no where, it got me KNOWN in the wrestling business. Trust me, every match has a purpose, even against jobbers. I'm getting back in my victory flow, just in time for Brought 2 Destiny, where I WILL win the Brought 2 Destiny match, and WILL defeat Josh Polson.

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JHF wrote:

John TPA wrote:

JHF wrote:

John TPA wrote:

JHF wrote:

John TPA wrote:

JHF wrote:: Omega is walking around backstage, smirking about his win against Aerial X, and attacking Josh Polson.

(Jayden 'Thunder' Robertson walks past)

"Go injected yourself, with more rage and maybe roids, wait you already do.."

Omega: That made no sense whatsoever. Good try at an insult kid.

(Jayden fully starts laughing)

"WOAH! KID! ARE YOU GAY! I am no kid! YOU ARE THE KID! You bitch and cry and and stomp your feet when ever you lose or "get screwed OVER!" Far out, you are spineless, I heard you got a title match by beating three jobbers, wow. They must of being begging for title fighters and had to choose you since you would be a filler in the matches! Fuck that is funny shit!!

Omega: Slow down, kid, you aren't making much sense... From what you explained, what it SOUNDS like is some random guy that isn't "Mr. 100%" Omega.

(Jayden chuckles)

"No dude, it is you. You are guy who fucked up in life and you had SUCK Shane DICKFACE off, to get a title match in the first place, and where did that get you? No where. You fell from grace and now you are fighting under cards, for the crowds amusement. Are you going to lie about that this too? Since it is the truth about you."

Omega laughs.

Omega: There is one thing right about that entire argument. I am facing under carders for the amusement of nobodies. I did fall from grace. But I did not suck Shane off, I got to the top because of talent. I did not fuck up in life, and it didn't get me no where, it got me KNOWN in the wrestling business. Trust me, every match has a purpose, even against jobbers. I'm getting back in my victory flow, just in time for Brought 2 Destiny, where I WILL win the Brought 2 Destiny match, and WILL defeat Josh Polson.

[Jayden smirks]

"You keeping thinking that, come find me when you fail once again so i can laugh at you and tell you how much better I am then you."

[Jayden shoves past Omega as he leaves]

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As Omega stares at Robertson, Eric Lindgren comes into view and walks over to Mr. 100%.

Eric: Omega, is it?

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OOC:

Just to let you all know, since RED was leaving, he offered Azazel to me and I accepted, so now I'll be roleplaying as him too unless RED ever comes back

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Mitch wrote:: Off: You 2 sicken me

OT: We're just having some fun. I'll post a proper promo soon Smile

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Sam I Am wrote:: OOC:

Just to let you all know, since RED was leaving, he offered Azazel to me and I accepted, so now I'll be roleplaying as him too unless RED ever comes back

@ Sam: Why is RED leaving?

@ Mitch: Good show buddy

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(Jayden 'Thunder' Robertson is sitting in BUF locker room waiting for his team mates)

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