CWF: Cartoon Wrestling Federation

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Lights, camera, action! Pyrotechnics trigger on the top of the main stage in the CWF Super-plex as Blue Stahli’s “Corner’ blares out of the PA system! The commentators introduce themselves and welcome the fans to the return of CWF as this bad boy gets underway ~ !!

Mr. Burns opens up the show by discussing his vision of assembling the greatest fighters in the universe. Burns carries out his speech for a few minutes until he is abruptly stopped when the lights in the arena go off. A green wash of lighting enhances all over the arena as mist flurries all over the entrance ramp. Suddenly, a time machine appears out of thin air on the main stage! ‘The Perfect Warrior’ Cell emerges out of the time machine as ‘The Perfect Cell Theme Remix’ blares out of the PA system. Cell informs the CWF Universe that he has absorbed Androids 17 and 18 after killing their creator, Dr. Gerro. The fans give Cell a decent pop after this statement as the Android’s were hated prior to the return of CWF, but Cell is given a lot of heat when he tells the fans that he and the Androids are now one – thus making the Perfect Warrior ~ !! Mr. Burns rashly responds by telling Cell that nobody cares, but he is punched out of the ring for his bold behaviour. EMT’s quickly attend to Mr. Burns as Cell mockingly laughs in the centre of the ring.

The commentators hype up tonight’s main event; a Four Way Dance to determine the new CWF Champion! The candidates for the match will consist of; Vegeta, Goku, The Joker and Hercules!

Naruto is seen frivolously poking gentle slanders at Sasuke in the backstage area. Sasuke looks on in disdain, before telling Naruto that he is going to get his arse kicked in the ring tonight. Naruto cockily says ‘I doubt it’, before walking away.

Danny Phantom vs. Scott Pilgrim
~ CWF Fame Championship Match ~

An epic match to say the least! Scott Pilgrim is undoubtedly the underdog in this match, but his resiliency becomes an important factor which leads to some frustration on Danny’s part. Danny continues to dominate the match until Pilgrim used the handle of his sword behind the referee’s back! The tides swiftly turn and Pilgrim looks as if he has the match in the bag until – BAM! Phantom ducks under a lariat attempt and connects with the SUPER PUNCH ~ !! Danny drapes his arm across Scott’s chest and gets the victory at 10:33.

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Cell is seen backstage after shockingly punching Mr. Burns earlier in the show. Cell is approached by a reporter, but ‘The Perfect Warrior’ merely dares the man to take another step forward. The camera cuts to the next segment before we see how Cell chooses to climax this segment.

We then show Goku whom is odiously pigging out in the backstage area. Once finished with his humongous dish, Goku says that he is ready for his match…after one more meal. Vegeta flies across the room wearing his traditional pink shirt and tells Goku that tonight he will see what it is like to fight a Saiyan elite – The Prince of all Saiyans! Both men transform into Super Saiyan level two, before starring each other down intently.

Joey and Yugi vs. Draco and Kaiba
~ CWF Tag Team Championship Match ~

Joey and Draco start the match for the respective teams, which turns out to be an absolute white wash in Draco’s favour. Joey decides to pull out his deck of cards, but before he has the chance to use his signature ‘Red Eyes Black Dragon’, Draco zaps the deck into an array of ashes! Yugi is tagged in and summons Dark Magician, who directly fires a green beam into Malfoy! Draco crawls towards the opposite end of the ring and tags Kaiba. Kaiba simply summons the Blue Eyes White Dragon card, but before he has any time to react Yugi connects with his ultra mega super awesome finsher – THE WEAK PUNCH ~ !! Kaiba is taken off guard and falls down to the ground, which allows Yugi to go for the cover; One…Two…Kick out! Kaiba tags Draco back into the match who instantly attempts the Stupify spell, but he misfires and sends the referee flying into the audience! Kaiba capitalises by sliding into the ring and connecting with a shot to the skull of Yugi with the Millennium Puzzle! Another referee enters the ring and counts the pinfall; One…Two…Three! Kaiba and Draco celebrate their victory as CWF rolls onto the next segment!

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The Joker cuts a scary promo based on tonight’s main event, claiming that he will do whatever it takes to emerge victorious. The promo takes up a lot of space, but is eventually concluded with Joker’s signature catchphrase; “Why so serious?”

Byakuya makes his entrance and is seemingly frustrated that he was overlooked by management and not booked on the card here tonight. Byakuya takes it upon himself to challenge any superstar in the locker room to an impromptu match – but nobody accepts the challenge…until…Monsieur Cheeks emerges from behind the curtain to a mixed reaction of applause and laughs; as he looks like a total ass…literally! Cheeks enters the ring and accepts the challenge!

Monsieur Cheeks vs. Byakuya
~ Singles Match ~

The match is quick but very exciting. Monsieur Cheeks has various opportunities to get the victory especially after hitting his signature ‘Butt Driver’ maneuver, but it just isn’t enough to knock off the resilient Byakuya! After ten minutes of quality wrestling, Byakuya gets the 3 count via the Senbonzakura!

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A hype video plays for the debut of Bane ~ !!

Naruto vs. Sasuke
~ 30 Minute Iron Man Match ~

Both men are so intent on winning that they are not pinned throughout the entire match! With three minutes to go, both men are bleeding and incredibly fatigued! They are lying face down after both taking a huge double-punch to the cranium at the exact same time. Sasuke finds his feet first and begins to mercilessly beat down on his prey, trying to give Naruto as much damage as he can inflict. Naruto suddenly powers out with a huge uppercut, followed by his signature Super Kick! Naruto covers Sasuke; One…Two…Kick out! As Naruto sucks in the atmosphere being fed off by the fans, he finally tells Sasuke that it is all over. 20 seconds remain on the clock. Naruto waits until Sasuke finds his feet, before executing the Rasengan! Naruto covers Sasuke with 5 seconds remaing, knowing that he has got the victory; One…Two…Thr – Kick out!

Buzz!

The fans are on their feet, screaming at the top of their lungs in blatant shock! Both men lay on their backs in pure agony as the ring announcer determines this match to be a draw!

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Draco and Kaiba are Bruce's office and are about to be suspended, but Lex Luther enters the room and reverses the decision. He decides that Draco and Kaiba are the Tag Team Champions with no questions to be asked, which creates an immense amount of tension between Luther and Wayne.

Goku vs. Joker vs. Vegeta vs. Hercules
~ Fatal Fourway for the CWF Championship ~

Goku and Vegeta instantly take flight and begin to trade punches and kicks at such a rapid pace the audience cannot even see the action until a golden flare appears at the very top of the arena. Goku and Vegeta both transform into Super Saiyan One! In unison Goku attempts the Kamehamea energy beam whilst Vegeta goes for his Final Flash move. The beam connects and an explosion appears at the top of the arena – and whilst this action packed fight goes on fifty feet in the air, Hercules is dominating Joker in the middle of the ring, until Joker pulls out a deck of cards. Joker tells Hercules to pick a card, which makes Hercules drop his guard. The slight distraction gives Joker enough time to deliver a low blow, followed a hard punch to the temple! Suddenly, another huge flash of light appears! Goku and Vegeta have transformed into Super Saiyan level two! The intensity of their fight picks up twice as much as before and now even Hercules is watching the two bohemians go at it. Vegeta fires an energy beam at Goku, but Goku deflects the beam which sends it all the way down to the ring, only to connect with Hercules’s lower back. Hercules collapses which allows Joker to go for the cover; One…Two…Kick out! Goku and Vegeta slowly fly down towards the ring, before softly landing on the mat. From behind, Joker punches Vegeta which only annoys the Prince of all Saiyans. Goku capitalizes by rolling Vegeta up into a pinning predicament; One…Two…Three!

Vegeta has been eliminated!

Nobody in the arena can believe it! Possibly the strongest fighter in the match has been eliminated thanks to the distraction caused by The Joker! Shockingly, Vegeta extends his hand for Goku to accept the handshake. Goku does, of course, but then realises that he has fallen into Vegeta’s trap! Vegeta delivers a stern kick to Goku’s temple, before blasting his adversary with a powerful energy beam! Joker covers Goku; One…Two…Three!

Goku has been eliminated!

The crowd are in awe; the two favourites are out of the match within the first fifteen minutes! Vegeta scoffs at his handy work, before leaving ringside. Now it is down to two men; Joker and Hercules! Hercules dominates the match for a while, until the lights go black. The go back on and Joker is nowhere to be seen, whilst Hercules quizzically looks into the camera asking the referee what is going on. The show goes off the air leaving everybody puzzled.

Cell is preparing a promo after assaulting Mr. Burns

Joey and Yugi are in their lr. Joey is using his Brooklyn Rage on Yugi. When Joey stops, he realizes what happened and does nothing.

Kaiba is at a pawn shop, seeing how much he can pawn his new title for. When they tell him they're not allowed, he hits the clerk with his belt and walks out.

Rikku is in catering, eating some Al Bhed fruit.

Ivy appears out of the blue.

Ivy:Don't worry it still undecided big boy. You still can punch holes in the walls if you want to this place and use some sunlight.

OT:So how much did they change about Bane in the movie.

Ivy:All in due time, how about we put that rage of yours to a better use?

OT: I don't know guess we just have to wait and see. I enjoyed watching Bane beat the hell out of Batman. Did they change anything about Catwomen?

Scott:Maybe but I can't play Wario Land on any the new ones plus they little lame. Like who really cares about 3D...* Turns around and notice it's Claire * Hey Claire.

Scott:...Not all the time I'm also in band.