Joey & Newsid present Celebrity Championship Wrestling

Rage can been seen every Tuesday
Theme Song: Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO
General Manager: Ivanka Trump
Backstage Interviewer: Eric Trump

Roster:
Cristiano Ronaldo
Kobe Bryant
Vin Diesel
Paul Walker
Pau Gasol
Criss Angel
Yao Ming
Snoop Dogg
Bob Harper
Brett Hoebel
Usain Bolt
Landon Donovan
Brett Favre
Eminem
Chad Kroeger
Daniel Dae Kim
Terry O'Quinn
Scott Caan
Alex O'Loughlin
Neil Patrick Harris

Jillian Michaels
Serena Williams
Grace Park
Jennifer Anniston
Courtney Cox
Selena Gomez
Britney Spears

Tag Teams/Stables:
The Biggest Losers - Bob Harper, Brett Hoebel & Jilliam Michaels
LOST - Terry O'Quinn & Daniel Dae Kim
The LA Boyz - Kobe Bryant & Pau Gasol
The Fast & Furious - Vin Diesel & Paul Walker

Deception can been seen every ??
Theme Song: Gold Cobra by Limp Bizkit
General Manager: Donald Trump
Backstage Interviewer: ??

Roster:
Zach Galifianakis
Fred Durst
Ashton Kutcher
Charlie Sheen
Larry David
Bradley Cooper
Ted Danson
Justin Beiber
LeBron James
Dustin Diamond
Corey Feldman
Trace Adkins
Josh Brolin
Chuck Norris
David Arquette
John Barrowman
Jonathan Davis
Mario Balotelli
Simon Cowell

Emma Stone
Sharon Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne
Megan Fox
Maria Sharapova

Tag Teams/Stables:
To be determined

Rage Preview:

The first ever World Heavyweight Champion will be crowned as Kobe Bryant, Neil Patrick Harris, Landon Donovan and Eminem take part in a fatal four way match.

Also scheduled for the show is a blockbuster announcement by General Manager Ivanka Trump. It is currently unknown what the announcement is about.

In a battle royal featuring all of the women on the roster, the first ever CCW Women's champion will be crowned.

Confirmed for the Show:

World Heavyweight Championship
Kobe Bryant vs. Neil Patrick Harris vs. Landon Donovan vs. Eminem

Women's Battle Royal

CCW presents Rage
Staples Center
Los Angeles, California
"The War Begins"
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General Manager Ivanka Trump makes her way down to the ring to a mixed reaction.

Ivanka Trump: Just a few days ago CCW was formed and we have two great rosters of celebrities so we will have two great shows but that is not what I want to talk about. Now I have a blockbuster announcement to make about someone that has been signed to the Rage roster!

Mixed reaction as they have no idea who was signed.

Ivanka Trump: This man has stared in movies upon movies and even written his own...

The crowd is starting to realize who it is.

Ivanka Trump: This man is....SYLVESTER STALLONE!!

The crowd goes wild as Sly Stallone walks out on stage. He has a microphone in hand.

Sylvester Stallone: HELLO LOS ANGELES!

Another gigantic pop.

Sylvester Stallone: This is the greatest signing that CCW will ever have! Ronaldo? Nope. Snoop Dogg? Nope. Sylvester Stallone? HELL YES!

The crowd pops majorly once again.

Sylvester Stallone: In just two short weeks I will be making my in ring debut in an open challenge against anyone on the roster!

Another pop.

Ivanka Trump: Thank you ever and enjoy the show!

Cut away to commercial.
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World Tag Team Championship
The Biggest Losers (Bob Harper & Brett Hoebel) vs. LOST (Terry O'Quinn & Daniel Dae Kim) vs. The Fast & Furious (Vin Diesel & Paul Walker)

-Hoebel, O'Quinn and Walker begin the match
-Hoebel takes them both down with a double clothesline
-He lifts O'Quinn up and slams him down with a kneeling sideslam
-Walker assaults him from behind and starts stomping on him
-Walker makes the tag to Diesel and they double team Hoebel
-O'Quinn attacks both of them from behind before tagging Dae Kim in
-Dae Kim lifts Diesel off the mat and hits him with a lariat
-He covers him only to have it broken up by Hoebel
-Hoebel tags Harper in
-Harper gets in and kicks Dae Kim in the head
-He turns around to get tackled to the mat by Diesel
-Diesel starts pounding the living hell out of Harper
-Harper covers up the best he can
-Diesel lifts him to his feet and nails him with a powerbomb
-He covers him for the victory

Winners and NEW World Tag Team Champions: Paul Walker & Vin Diesel
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Eric Trump stands backstage with Eminem.

Eric Trump: Ladies and gentlemen I'm Eric Trump and I'm standing by with Eminem! Now Eminem later on tonight you are in a fatal four way match for the World Heavyweight Championship! What are your thoughts on your opponents?

Eminem: Eric, my opponents are nothing but a bunch of sissys that don't know how to fight! I on the other hand promise you that by the end of the night I will walk out of here with the World title!

Eric Trump: Earlier tonight Ivanka announced the signing of Sylvester Stallone! What do you think of that?

Eminem: Sly Stallone, the greatest action movie star of this generation won't last long in CCW! I can promise you that.
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Battle Royal for the CCW Women's Championship
Jillian Michaels vs. Serena Williams vs. Grace Park vs. Jennifer Anniston vs. Courtney Cox vs. Selena Gomez vs. Britney Spears

ELIMINATIONS:
-Selena Gomez was eliminated by Jillian Michaels
-Grace Park was eliminated by Courtney Cox & Jennifer Anniston
-Britney Spears was eliminated by Serena Williams
-Courtney Cox was eliminated by Jillian Michaels
-Serena Williams was eliminated by Jennifer Anniston
-Jennifer Anniston was eliminated by Jillian Michaels

Winner and NEW CCW Women's Champion: Jillian Michaels
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We see Bob Harper and Brett Hoebel awaiting Jillian as she walks through the curtain with the Women's title.

Bob Harper: CONGRATULATIONS JILLIAN!

Brett Hoebel: We'll be tag champions in no time!

Jillian Michaels: You better be! I just eliminated three amazing competitors to win this title and you guys lost to two horrible tag teams.

Brett Hoebel: I wasn't even pinned!

Jillian Michaels: Bob was.

Bob Harper: I will get revenge on Vin next week! Believe me!
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World Heavyweight Championship
Kobe Bryant vs. Neil Patrick Harris vs. Landon Donovan vs. Eminem

-An all out brawl breaks out to begin the match
-Eminem and Donovan brawl to the outside
-Bryant nails Harris with a big boot
-He goes for the pin but Harris easily kicks out
-Eminem gets into the ring and assaults Bryant from behind
-He grabs his head and smashes it off the turnbuckle
-Bryant falls to the mat holding his face
-Eminem lifts Harris up and tosses him over the top rope and he smashes the barricade
-Donovan grabs Harris and slams him down hard on the steel steps
-Donovan gets in and attacks Eminem from behind sending him to the outside
-Donovan turns around and gets dropkicked by Bryant
-Bryant waits for Donovan to get up before he nails him with a superkick
-He drops down and covers him
-He almost gets the three but Yao Ming pulls the referee out of the ring
-Ming gets into the ring and slams Bryant down with a chokeslam before throwing Donovan on him
-The referee gets in and counts the three

Winner and NEW World Heavyweight Champion: Landon Donovan
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Donovan grabs a microphone.

Landon Donovan: THE WAR HAS BEGUN BITCHES!

He and Yao Ming do some sort of hand gesture as the show fades out...