CWW 19.0 (Created World Wrestling)

Casey Anomaly
*Casey is whistling to himself and swinging the case back and forth before he notices Hunter J. When he sees him he looks shocked for a moment*
Give what back?! Are you trying to accuse me of stealing something!?! How dare yo-..."
*He looks down at the case in his hand and stops swinging it and then looks like he just realized or remembered something*
"Ohhhhh you want this little case here back dontcha?"
*he taps the case when saying that but shrugs after*
"Yeah thats not gonna happen.."

Casey Anomaly
*He shrugs*
What I've recently learned is that in a big company such as CWW you can't just wait for things to happen and things to come to you, you gotta go and grab them when you get the best opportunity. thats basically what I did to you. I took advantage of beating down a over rated moron like yourself and nabbed the case. Plain and simple. Nothing shameful about it.

WARNING
“The following segment is unscripted and contains context which is completely out of character. BEWARE!”

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As is consistent with his typical video promos, the image of Harry Jones gradually fades in out of the void. A curious smirk lay upon his expression, as he stares deeply into the camera. His presence, compared to last week, is much less imposing. In fact, he almost seems genuine.

Harry Jones:
“It’s been said that madness is a disease. It’s just the luck of the draw. We’re born fucked-up and nobody gets to choose how their mind works. Killers were born to be killers, victims conceived to play the role. Insanity will manifest itself, whether you like it or not, and there’s little you can do to resist. Evil is not a choice, but a disease for which the only cure is power of will. What happens, then, when a man chooses to be labeled ‘insane’? What becomes of the pretender? Is there a time in any of your lives when you wish you can go back and just change what previously happened? For Harry Jones, the feeling is there. For the past week, I haven't been able to sleep... I haven't been able to eat... I-I-I-I haven't been able to think straight! And it was all because of one mistake. (Jones holds out one finger in front of the camera to express further illustration) I let CWW Management overpower me for the second time in my life. The guilt has been eating me alive since that night. It sickens me that ‘he’ is still leading a healthy life. That a man like him is still able to walk on his own two feet.... T-that a man like him is still breathing... makes me sick to my stomach. I promised you death... and I failed to keep my promise…and I am not talking about Danny D. (Harry looks on the floor and shakes his head with disappointment before glancing back up at the camera as he continues to speak.) It is time that somebody exploits Shane McMahon for the hypocrite that he is…I am the man who will do just that.”

Harry paces around the dark, cold room with a look of anger beaming off of his facial expression.

"Let me take you back to an earlier stage of my career when I was wrestling on Monday Night War. Despite working harder than any other wrestler in the locker room and cutting weekly promos on my own accord, Shane McMahon went out of his way to humiliate me every single week. Why? Well the answer is one of simplicity and prejudice. Shane wanted to burry my legacy, much like the Jericho brothers did. Shane McMahon wanted to make room for the veterans like Hardcore Demon, Thorn and even Brock. My first thought would be... ‘Off with his head’. I find it extremely offensive when somebody oversees me. But then again, who am I--Who am I to talk about being offended? I’ve--I’ve offended and disrespected more people than just about anybody in the business today. The difference is, I’ve never been a liar, I’ve never pretended once in my life. That’s more than can be said for about eighty percent of the guys in this business. Let’s take, for example, Hardcore Demon. Here’s a man, who just like every other crazed-biker in the world, has been known to have an issue with his self-image. So, of course, he projects that onto everyone else, and has a really bad temper. Now, that’s one thing. I’ve seen it, you’ve seen it, it’s not pretty, but it’s very real. I know Demon, on a personal level, and I’ve watched him go through quite a lot throughout his career. I never really had a problem with him--That is, until he crossed a line that you should never ever cross. It’s one thing to be angry; there are a lot of angry people in this world. But when that anger, and that lack of self-confidence translates into this egotistical attitude. You think that you are God’s gift to wrestling but the bottom line is you have never had to work to achieve anything! I love this industry and I have had to go through hell and back to make it. Many people, including Danny D parade their opinions into the camera and act as if I have been handed championship gold down to me on a silver platter. Yeah, I definitely have been handed championship gold on a silver platter but the bottom line is that I have had to bust my ass to climb up this pedestal. Hardcore Demon walked into this company as a phony and he will leave this company a phony. I do not have a personal grudge against Hardcore Demon, but he is nothing but an example. An example of a hypocrite whose legacy who been built up from opportunity after opportunity. He defeated Dustin Shore in the main event of the last Bound 2 Death, and I am sure he will do the same at the upcoming Bound 2 Death, whilst I sacrifice my body in a filler match…and for what cause? So I can get the crowd warmed up for the main event, which I am never involved with? Yeah, sure, I have won two major championships here in CWW…I mean, I didn’t have to go through much to make it. Well, I was jobbed over on WAR for seventeen consecutive weeks, most losses occurring after I slipped off the top rope…I know, right! Hell, whilst I battled to balance on the top rope, my good friend Surge was being humiliated as well, also at the hands of Shane McMahon. Shane personally made it his vendetta to have THE Surge achieve the prestigious title of ‘fastest man eliminated in an Extreme Rumble’. Hey Shane…FUCK YOU!”

Harry pauses for a brief moment, before continuing...

"Danny D, I’m sorry that the world hasn’t bended to your will, but it’s not like you haven’t been given opportunities. You’re the one who didn’t capitalize on those chances, not anyone else. Sure, you are a twenty-three time slammy award winner in another company because of twenty-three other individuals, but whatever. My point I am making is that I am sick and tired of the CWW Management and I have got a gigantic issue against people telling me that I never worked to climb up the rankings. Shane McMahon is so indulged in his own pathetic legacy that he feels obliged to kill the legacies and the destinies of us professional wrestlers. Did it satisfy McMahon to humiliate me for seventeen consecutive weeks? Did it make him feel better about his own wretched life when he jobbed Surge – And don’t forget Josh Polson! CWW needs to drastically change or it will soon face a massive crisis!”

~ THE END ~

Azazel is walking around proud about his recent actions.